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🔥Ronaldo vs Zlatan: Football Challenges!🔥

🔥Ronaldo vs Zlatan: Football Challenges!🔥


FOOTBALL CHALENGES: ZLATAN VS RONALDO THE SPRINT CHALLENGE And mobility scooters are not allowed, old man! Trust me, Zlatan will win… This is going to be a walk in the park! Just like Serie A… He couldn’t keep up even with that aero-dynamically perfect nose cone! Ronaldo wins! What the hell? Yes! Zlatan wins it by a nose! Zlatan can do that with his wanger too… Why would you even want to? POINT TO ZLATAN! THE TOP-BIN CHALLENGE Your top when you signed for Man United… In the bin…
Point to Zlatan! What? That’s not what a top bin challenge is, you top tit! POINT TO ZLATAN! THE CROSSBAR CHALLENGE Age before beauty… Yes! It’s not like you to set someone else up, so thanks… Yes! I too would have kicked it at your face, but your nose would have burst the ball… DRAW! Zlatan hasn’t finished yet! Zlatan wins! I haven’t finished yet! Put your back into it! Perfect! Great pass Junior! Well he hasn’t learned that from you… Siii! DRAW! Zlatan hasn’t… ONE POINT EACH THE POETRY CHALLENGE Yes! I love poetry! That sounds a little bit gay. Coming from Mr. Goattee over there… Are you calling Zlatan gay?
Come over to my house tonight and Zlatan will show you who’s gay… That sounds a little bit… I hadn’t finished, bring your sister. Which one, I have two… Both! And bring your mom. She knows the address already You disgust me… Roses are red,
Violets are blue
I love myself
The End
Siii! Zlatan refuses to perform poetry Yes! Point to me! Siii! Now that’s a little bit… POINT TO RONALDO, POINT DEDUCTION FOR ZLATAN! THE TRUE GEORIDE DIRECT MESSAGE CHALLENGE CUT! Because it’s a little bit g- Because it’s a little bit gross! THE DECIDER THE FIFA 20 BETA CHALLENGE Let’s settle this once and for all, MLS vs Serie A! The loser has to admit their league is inferior! Deal! LA Galaxy, ready! Where the hell is the Old Lady? Still in my bed probably… I meant where is Juventus… Italy, idiot! I meant on this menu… Serie A, idiot! I’ve been through the Serie A teams three times, Juve aren’t there!
What a sh*t game this is! Well that settles it – Serie A is inferior! Agreed! Why don’t you pick Piemonte Calcio? That’s not even a real team! What is this abomination?
FIFA bullshit! We need a new decider! THE DECIDER V2: FIGHT TO THE DEATH CHALLENGE What?! Fight to the death! Yes! But he’s a black belt at Taekwondo!
The only black belt I have is designer and worth 250000 Euros! Mummy! You’re mummy can’t help you now! Not the face! Even worse, the hair! And the face! Double whammy! This is for insulting my nose! I’m a galactico, get me out of here! Okay… Piemonte Calcio?! They’ve even copied our stadium! It is your stadium, idiot! Greatest of all time?
You’re not even the Greatest Ronaldo of all time! Well you’re just a sh*t Carlos Vela! What?! If only Juve had signed Lukaku. He’d have come to my rescue crushed you by now! Literally! He’s 42 stone! Castle Gayskull? Now that’s a little bit g— oh, my sister’s better not be in there! I have the… Pride? I have the… Butt-plugs? I have the… Village People locked in your bedroom? Power! Now that is a lot g… Stop being hemanphobic! I’m not! I didn’t say I had a problem with it! It’s 2019! Time to end this! Wait! Wait! Wait! You’ve forgotten, one thing! What? By the power of endorsements…
CR7 has the power! Shoope! Shoope?! No! GOAT SHOPEE! No! BUY ONLINE! NO – WANT TO DIE! Make it go away! Siii! It’s mine at last!
You meat-headed, Ikea-loving boob!

Comments (100)

  1. Final Score Zlatan -1 – 5 Ronaldo

  2. Do Suarez vs Neymar

  3. Lol died laughing 😄🤣🤣😂😭😭😭😭😭

  4. How did Ronaldo beated Zlatan?!?

  5. Ronaldo plays football
    Football plays Zlatan

  6. Ronaldo could you do the floss plz reply

  7. Ronaldo the floor is water 🚿 🚿 🚿 5,4,3,2,1

  8. Please salah vs aguero

  9. Ter Stegen vs Alisson

  10. not zlatan say no no say zlatan

  11. 2 players that played for Man Utd, 2 players that are now in dying and trash leagues.
    What a match.

  12. Remember the jake paul bloody face meme

  13. Please James McClean versus someone

  14. Anjirr ronaldo goyang Shopee😂😂😂

  15. salah vs mane vs firmino

  16. Shopee is malaysian singaporean company, not from polandnesia. This people from this country is shit. They also say earth are from polandnesia. Holy shit.

  17. Harsh point deduction for zlatan this wasn't supposed to be

  18. Once Neymar leaves bring skelator cavani back

  19. Tokopedia : We've got Indonesian TV channels.

    GOJEK : Hold my Rich Brian.

    Shopee and CR7 : Am I a joke to you, GOJEK?

  20. FAAAAAKE
    ZLATAN WOULD NEVER LOSE

  21. Ronaldo always wins….cccccccc!

  22. 1:33 at one shot the crossbar still hasn't moved yet

  23. LOL Ronaldo win because Shoppe

  24. This was the most funny video i have ever seen

  25. If you want to play with Juventus you must play PES not Fifa

    PES fans, cover me, let's Show those fifa fans Who to play a nice graphics game 😎😉

  26. Shopee buttons

    5:49
    5:49
    5:49
    5:49

    Idc if you like or not

  27. The poweer of shopee

  28. Ronaldo sings baby shark

  29. Zlatan Ibrahimovic vs Carlos Vela

  30. Ronaldo – 5 UCL
    Ibra – fuck all

  31. Virgil van dijk vs Gerard pique pleaseeeeee

  32. 3:12 piemonte calcio

  33. Please do jack greenish vs jhon McGinn

  34. Obviously ronaldo wins u luv him

  35. Please Ter stegen vas ederson

  36. Lol wtf😂😂🤣🤣

  37. now i know why Zlatan is gay :,D

  38. I need salah vs mane please 🙏

  39. For the next challenge Muller vs Ozill

  40. Shopee njirr🤣🤣🤣

  41. This guy really hate cr7

  42. You can see 442oons like both zlatan and cr7 but like cr7 more

  43. Please Van Dijk vs Messi vs Ronaldo. Who will win The Best?

  44. Modric vs Pogba or Modric vs Fernandinho

  45. Zlatan vs shopee shopee win

  46. That's the worst 442oons video ever because Zlatan lost 😭😱

  47. Timo Werner vs Lautaro Martinez

  48. Kai Havertz vs De ligt

  49. Anjeng shopee 😂😂😂😂

  50. IM from Indonesian salam shoppe

  51. Da powa of shoppee has defeated zlatan

  52. Please rakitic and Henderson

  53. 5:00 Point For @cristiano

  54. Tommorow you have to make football challanges with messi and bale

  55. Zlatan is like Dwayne Wade or LeBron James

    Messi and Ronaldo are like Kobe and Jordan

    Zlatan wishes he was at their level

  56. goyang goyang shopee 😂😂😂

  57. BENDTNER VS MUSTAFI🐐

  58. Please make MESSI vs Neymar
    Like so this channel can se

  59. Zlatan should have won

  60. 1:43 did anyone realise his nose popped the ball 🤣

  61. Why do you say gay in 442oons

  62. Indonesian shopee debess

  63. LOL, Shopee from Indonesia

  64. Yuhuuu CR 7 shoppee it's Indonesia adverstisement!!!

  65. Please Higuain vs Icardi

  66. Ronaldo è più forte di ibraimovic

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