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Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks – SNL

Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks – SNL


>>>THIS IS “BLACK JEOPARDY.”
>>WHAT UP? WHAT UP, WHAT UP, WHAT UP?
WELCOME TO “BLACK JEOPARDY,” THE ONLY TV GAME SHOW WHERE THE
AUDIENCE IS IN CHURCH CLOTHES. I’M YOUR HOST DARNELL HAYES.
OUR CONTESTANTS TODAY ARE KEELY.>>HEY.
>>SHANIECE.>>OKAY, NOW.
>>AND DOUG. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>HOW ARE YOU DOING, SIR?>>OH, MAN.
DOUG, YOU SURE YOU READY TO PLAY “BLACK JEOPARDY”?
>>THEY TOLD ME A FELLA COULD WIN SOME MONEY, SO LET’S WIN ME
SOME MONEY, GIT HER DONE.>>I ADMIRE YOUR CONFIDENCE.
LET’S SEE OUR CATEGORIES. WE GOT “BIG GIRLS.”
[ LAUGHTER ] “HMM, I DON’T KNOW.”
“YOU BETTER.” “I’M GONNA PRAY ON THIS.”
“THEY OUT HERE SAYING.” AND AS ALWAYS, “WHITE PEOPLE.”
[ LAUGHTER ] KEELY, YOU ARE OUR RETURNING
CHAMP, YOU PICK.>>OKAY, LET’S DO “YOU BETTER”
FOR $200.>>OKAY, THE ANSWER THERE, “YOU
NEED HOT SAUCE, DUCK SAUCE, SOY SAUCE, AND SAFETY PINS.”
KEELLY.>>WHAT IS YOU BETTER TAKE YOUR
ASS TO THE KITCHEN AND LOOK IN THE PACKET DRAWER.
>>YEAH. YEAH, THE PACKET DRAWER, YEAH.
YEAH, EVERY KITCHEN HAS GOT ONE.>>OKAY, LET’S STAY WITH “YOU
BETTER” FOR $400.>>OKAY, THE ANSWER, “YOUR JOB
WANTS TO TAKE $40 OUT OF YOUR CHECK FOR A 401(k).”
SHANIECE?>>WHAT IS, YOU BETTER GIVE ME
THAT MONEY SO I CAN GET ME SOME SCRATCH-OFFS?
>>YOU DAMN RIGHT. I MEAN, WHY I NEED A RETIREMENT
PLAN WHEN I GOT MONOPOLY MILLIONAIRES CLUB.
>>I PLAY THAT EVERY WEEK.>>THAT’S GOOD FOR YOU.
OKAY. THE BOARD IS YOURS, SHANIECE.
>>LET’S GO WITH “THEY OUT THERE SAYING” FOR $200.
>>OKAY, THEY OUT HERE SAYING THE NEW iPHONE WANTS YOUR THUMB
PRINT FOR YOUR PROTECTION. OH, OKAY, THEN, DOUG.
>>WHAT IS, I DON’T THINK SO, THAT’S HOW THEY GET YOU.
>>YES, THAT’S IT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
THAT’S IT!>>I DON’T TRUST THAT.
>>ME EITHER.>>NO, I READ THAT GOES STRAIGHT
TO THE GOVERNMENT.>>WELL, THAT’S NOT BAD, DOUG.
[ LAUGHTER ] THE BOARD IS YOURS.
>>LET’S GO OVER TO “I DON’T KNOW,” FOR $400.
>>OKAY, THE ANSWER, HE SAYS HIS DOG DOESN’T BITE.
SHANIECE.>>WHAT IS, HM, I DON’T KNOW, HE
GOT TEETH, DON’T HE?>>YEAH, THAT’S IT.
ANYTHING. [ LAUGHTER ]
ANYTHING WITH TEET.>>LET’S STICK WITH “HM, I DON’T
KNOW,” FOR $600.>>OKAY.
CAITLYN JENNER SAYS SHE BELONGS ON THE COVER OF “ESSENCE”
MAGAZINE. KEELY.
>>WHAT IS, HMM, I DON’T KNOW, YOU CAN’T DO EVERYTHING.
>>YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. THERE WAS A TIME.
>>ABSOLUTELY.>>REMEMBER, THERE WAS A TIME.
>>OH, YEAH, I REMEMBER, YEAH,>>OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>OKAY.
LET’S GO TO “THEY OUT HERE SAYING” FOR $800.
>>ALL RIGHT, THE ANSWER, THEY OUT HERE SAYING THAT EVERY VOTE
COUNTS. OH, DOUG AGAIN.
>>WHAT IS, COME ON, THEY ALREADY DECIDED WHO WINS EVEN
BEFORE IT HAPPENS.>>YES, YES!
[ LAUGHTER ] THE ILLUMINATI FIGURED THAT OUT
MONTHS AGO. THAT’S ANOTHER ONE FOR DOUG.
>>OKAY, WE’RE DOING IT. LET’S TRY, “THEY OUT HERE
SAYING” FOR $600.>>OKAY.
THEY OUT HERE SAYING, THIS MOVIE DOESN’T DESERVE AN OSCAR.
KEELY.>>WHAT IS “TYLER PERRY’S BOO! A
MADEA HALLOWEEN.”>>ABSOLUTELY.
ABSOLUTELY, YOU KNOW. WHEN THAT MAN PUTS ON THAT MUMU
I’M JUST TRANSPORTED. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>YOU KNOW, I GOT TO TELL YOU, I LOVE THOSE MOVIES.
I BOUGHT A BOX SET AT WALMART, AND IF I CAN LAUGH AND PRAY IN
90 MINUTES, THAT IS MONEY WELL SPENT.
>>WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I LIKE YOU SAYING THAT.
NO, NO — IT’S ALL GOOD. IT’S ALL GOOD.
IT’S ALL GOOD. IT’S ALL GOOD.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>OKAY.
KEELY. IT’S YOUR PICK.
>>LET’S GO TO “YOU BETTER” FOR $600.
>>OKAY, THE ANSWER, THE MECHANIC SAYS YOU OWE $250 FOR
NEW BRAKE LINES. DOUG.
>>WHAT IS, YOU BETTER GO TO THE DUDE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD THAT
WILL FIX THINKING FOR $40.>>OH, YOU KNOW CECIL?
>>YEAH, YEAH. MY CECIL’S NAME IS JIM AND HE
FIXED MY REFRIGERATOR, MY AIR CONDITIONER AND MY CAT.
>>YEAH, EVERYBODY’S GOT A GUY. YOU ALL RIGHT, DOUG.
[ LAUGHTER ] LET’S TAKE A MOMENT AND HEAR
ABOUT TODAY’S PRIZES. JOHNNY?
>>THANKS, DARNELL. TODAY’S “BLACK JEOPARDY” WINNER
WILL RECEIVE THE GOOD CHAIR. GRANDDADDY NEEDS SOMEWHERE TO
SIT. GIVE HIM THE GOOD CHAIR.
AND CAR TAPE. THE BEST TAPE FOR FIXING YOUR
CAR. CAR TAPE.
BACK TO YOU, DARNELL.>>DOUG, I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S
GOING ON BUT THE BOARD IS YOURS.>>WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH,
DARNELL. YOU PEOPLE ARE FUN.
CAN I SAY THAT? THAT OKAY?
CAN I SAY THAT?>>WE’LL GIVE YOU A PASS THIS
TIME. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>OKAY, LET’S GO TO “BIG GIRLS” FOR $200.
>>OKAY. THE ANSWER THERE, SKINNY WOMEN
CAN DO THIS FOR YOU. DOUG?
>>WHAT IS, NOT A DAMN THING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT. YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT.
>>YES!>>MY WIFE — MY WIFE’S A STURDY
WOMAN.>>THAT IS MY MAN RIGHT THERE.
>>OKAY.>>GO DOUG, GO DOUG, GO DOUG —
[ KNOCKING ]>>OH, THE SOUND OF THE BROOM
HITTING THE CEILING BELOW US MEANS THE PARTY HAS TO STOP.
DOUG. I GOT TO SAY, IT’S BEEN A
PLEASURE.>>WELL, THAT IS RIGHT BACK AT
YOU, MY BROTHER.>>ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET’S TAKE A
LOOK AT OUR “FINAL JEOPARDY” CATEGORY.
“LIVES THAT MATTER.” [ AUDIENCE OOHS ]
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, IT WAS GOOD WHILE IT
LASTED, DOUG. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>YOU KNOW, I’VE ACTUALLY GOT A LOT TO SAY ABOUT THIS —
>>YEAH I’M SURE YOU DO. WHEN WE COME BACK, WE GONNA PLAY
THE NATIONAL ANTHEM JUST TO SEE WHAT THE HELL HAPPENS.
WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Comments (100)

  1. "You People are Fun…Can I Say That?"ย ย Darnell: "I give you a pass THIS TIME!"

  2. IF SNL was like this for all their skits, everyone would watch.
    But they soooo hate Trump that they are rarely funny anymore. Its all just "yes! I hate him too!, ha ha!".
    …and thats just not very funny.

  3. There are more things that unite us than divide us.

  4. That look like my dad! Lol

  5. This was actually pretty funny for SNL. I'm a Madtv guy and they do racial humor a bit racier and ballsier but this was still pretty darn funny .

  6. Oct. 2019
    i like to watch comedies before
    bed… this just is great.
    SNL should run the UN. They hit the nail and no one is offended.

  7. This was surprisingly wholesome

  8. This skit is SNL gold, everyone one(including Tom Hanks) was at the right place at the right time on this one.

  9. Guys if I had a time machine I would say they should do political comedy every week except be mean and make stuff up about the current president and not put them in a good life they should just find a major celebrity and seriously do it every week I would laugh every time it would be hilarious somebody with good acting like I don't know one of the Baldwins

  10. 1:45 Doug: "Heck yeah I play that one every week…"

    Keenan: ""Heh yeah well that's good for you…" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ The way he responds to Doug is just so perfectly dismissive. Love this skit so much.

  11. Hahahahahahahha damn i just laughed so hard with this at the office xD

  12. "What is not a damn thing…" WTF!!!

  13. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ "Whut is NOT A DAMN THANG" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

  14. Loved it ๐Ÿ˜

  15. This was a pretty nice way to articulate some of the similarities between poor black and white people without totally giving way to false equivalence. I like that they captured our, um, occasional over-enthusiasm at having things in common with a white person while they may not react the same way.

  16. they deleted my comment. so ill put it up again.

    Wud up Wud up Wud Uuuuup!!???

  17. All lives matter. Every single one. The end.
    And this is a great skit!

  18. Rip off of dave chappelles "i know black people".

  19. I bet the answer to their Final Jeopardy is "What is NOT President Trump".

  20. Thats the sound of the broom stick hitting the floor the party is over๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃwho remembers that foreal

  21. Why does this have 44million views..

  22. Yall know that "car tape" shit is real

  23. Hanks be killing dis๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ช

  24. 44m veiws 9m subscribers haha

  25. Tom Hanks is probably the only actor who can say the N word and not get in trouble.

  26. Our next topic is "lives that matter"
    I caaaaannnn'tttt

  27. Great sketch because Tom are awesome ๐Ÿ™‚ and the host also haha

  28. There was quite a bit of this type of race humour back in the 70s and 80s. "WKRP In Cincinatti" had some good ones.

  29. I lived in a rural, mountain town and ghetto areas in the city, and the people are so similar despite race

  30. Is there any role that Tom Hanks can't play??? Amazing actor

  31. We give you pass this time lol ๐Ÿ˜‚

  32. "Yyyes,,,Yyyesss,,,YESSSS",,,lmfao

  33. The super skinny woman approving of the statement skinny women can't do a damn thing.

  34. The one time SNL got it in the last 4 years.

  35. Lolol crying laughing

  36. "What is not a damn thing!" Lol

  37. This is like a Forrest Gump sequel

  38. We all know a Neal

  39. Tom had a flash back๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  40. Whatever they already decides so wins so Whatever๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  41. The only good natured political skit theyโ€™ve done in years…

  42. What is not a damn thing๐Ÿ˜‚

  43. This sooooooooooo not funny.

  44. Can we all just appreciate how Tom Hanks can play any type of person?

  45. Doug trusts nobody. Not even Doug

  46. With the โ€œevery vote countsโ€ question I really wanted all of them to go โ€œ What is… California.โ€

  47. doug is my dads name. he looks exacly like this and acts like him too. lol. i showed this to him and he laughed.

  48. Black people get away with everything. Any racist crap. Nobody calls them out on it.

  49. Anyone else hoping they went big and asked for $1000 questions?

  50. Tom Hanks is a national treasure.

  51. "We'll give you a pass this time."

  52. Lmao SNL racist but they get a pass because theyโ€™re liberals

  53. 5:21 The funniest thing I have ever seen on this entire show

  54. Car tape…..

    It's just duct tape

  55. I watched this at least 10-15 times and I just noticed the MAGA hat. geezis

  56. What's up with the dislikes???? Stupid muhfuckas that don't accept realize snl is about COMEDY is who…..

  57. Back before the Liberals went nuts and comedy was actually funny

  58. "Wooo you alright, Doug!"๐Ÿ˜‚

  59. "The sound of the broom hitting the ceiling below us"๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  60. Epic. Final jeopardy…….That was fun while it
    lasted!!!

  61. "What is not a damn thing"

  62. I guess Lorne Micheals is all good with this.

  63. I thought it was hysterical, everybody keep it light

  64. The Sponsorships are Gold!! The Good Chair! Car tape!!!

  65. Funniest skit ive ever seen๐Ÿ˜‚

  66. Classic ๐Ÿคฃ

  67. This may be the most self aware skit SNL has ever done

  68. SNL writers made a sketch about class warfare and didn't realize it.

  69. I watch this sketch every few months to make myself feel better. Never fails. ๐Ÿ˜‚

  70. It was good while it lasted doug.

  71. Halfway in and havenโ€™t left. Oh old SNL I miss you.

  72. It's not racist when Hollywood does it!!

  73. Darnell: Skinny women can do this for you.
    Doug: What is NOT A DAMN THING.
    YES

  74. โ€œYou people are fun…can I say that?โ€

  75. This is the best black jeopardy to date, so funny.

  76. This shows that differing American cultures arenโ€™t divided by race, rather socioeconomic status

  77. I love when kennan goes to shake his hand. This shit is so funny iv watched it about 5 times now

  78. Why didn't I see this sooner, Im at work Dying right now !!!!:-D Doug got it!

  79. My wife is a sturdy gal!!! LMAO ๐Ÿ˜€

  80. This is still hilarious!!

  81. 5:35 why the f the girl on the left cheering about skinny girls not doing shit

  82. "The illuminati figured that out months ago" love that๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  83. This 6 minute video could fix America.

  84. this was so hilarious!

  85. This really who white people are

  86. "Right back at ya my brother"

  87. "If you can laugh and pray in 90 minutes then it's money well spent"

  88. I mean honestly not funny

  89. "The Illuminati figured that out months ago."

    LOL

  90. The car tape got me ๐Ÿ˜‚

  91. "I can't stand Tom Hanks" said NO ONE EVER!!

  92. still one of the best sketches lol

  93. nothing can top this. NOTHING.

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