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Cinderella (GoodTimes) – Phelous

Cinderella (GoodTimes) – Phelous


It’s time for GoodTimes’ take on everyone’s favorite tale of finding true love based SOLE-ly on shoe size. [Stupid song from this movie] Before I go into this movie, which, yeah, IS still a movie, even though it’s animated, let’s talk a little bit more about GoodTimes Entertainment. You guys skipping ahead? Whatever… There’s still a few things that are interesting about GoodTimes Entertainment that I haven’t talked about yet, such as its creators, the Cayre brothers, Kenneth, Joseph, and Stanley. They actually created this monster back in 1984, and in the beginning, they just released public domain stuff and workout tapes. Jumping ahead, though, to ’93, and after some of their success on the home video market, GoodTimes expanded with GT Interactive and they were actually involved with some notable titles like Doom and a few Duke Nukem ports, probably most impressively the Game.Com version. Hah! Why the hell do I have one of these? GT Interactive lasted up until ’99, when Infogrames bought them out, which is the company that also bought out Atari and assumed its name afterwards. So, the current incarnation of Atari has GoodTimes Entertainment connections… weeeeee-iiiiiiiirrrrrrd… Anyway, abrupt segue! Cinderella! [Phelous’s voiceover] Oh, yeah, and yes, those brats that go for a ride on the cash-in coaster? That’s Emery-Elizabeth and Landon from Magic Gift of the Snowman, just for any of the few of you that didn’t already have that nightmarish revelation yet. I am sure, though, that riding a rollercoaster into SPACE was preferable to staying with that horrid snowman. [Audio from the movie] (singing) Dream on, Cinderella, [Audio from Jacob’s Ladder] Dream on. There. I feel I sufficiently ruined that little song. [Audio from the movie] (singing) dream the day away! [Phelous’s voiceover] (singing) “Of course you won’t get anything done, and will have just pissed your time away!” (talking) This is one of the flight-hangover cartoons which everyone calls a good time. Also, did you know that Cinderella here was adapted from CINDERELLA? Miiiind blooooooown. [Phelous’s voiceover] Casting for this one, like a lot of the Jetlag ‘toons, was handled by BLT productions. Which seems to have never, EVER have made me a sandwich! [Phelous’s voiceover] They handled such shows as Beast Wars and ReBoot, and we have our few familiar names in here, like Kathleen Barr, Ian James Corlett, Terry Klassen, and, of course, Gary Chalk. This movie opens up, literally, with a book opening up. Now, just as long as Cinderella’s victims’ ghosts don’t fly into the story, we’ll be better off than Golden Films’ Beauty and the Beast. Anyway, Cinderella gets high as fuck off this flower that Beauty would kill her father over. We then get some absolutely APPALLING hair continuity! What, am I to believe the FLOWER tied her hair up? And what the hell is THIS? Does that lizard have blush on? I AM SO GENUINELY FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW!! [Audio from the movie] There once lived a gentleman from a fine family. PFFFFFTTT! “Gentleman.” [Audio from the movie] …whose hard work made him very, very rich. [Phelous’s voiceover] “He truly was the best scribbler in all the land.” You really gotta love all these specifics. “Gentleman. Good at work. He’s rich.” [Audio from the movie] His life was filled with beauty. [Phelous’s voice] “Awwwwk-waaaaard…” [From the movie] Not only was he blessed with a loyal and loving wife, but a most attractive daughter. [Phelous’s voice] “AH! DEMON SEED!! (choking) MY HEART!!! (death rattle)” So, yeah, everything was great for “Gentleman”, until winter, when life suddenly sucked and his wife died. As he’s such a GENTLEMAN, though, he decided to replace her immediately, and this time opted for an ASSHOLE instead of a nice person for a wife. Seriously, he does NOT get to play dumb on this. He knew this obviously evil woman here was a bitch! [From the movie] …who brought along her two daughters. Like their mother, they had nasty and wicked hearts. [Phelous’s voice] “Hope living with these miserable people works out for you, Cinderella.” “I’m such a gentleman!” [Movie] What might I bring back for you? Candy! Lots of cherries, covered with thick, creamy chocolate! (laughs) Mmmm! (gross slurp) Oh, that’s so funny, and not a lazy joke at all, because she’s– Oh, I don’t wanna finish. [Movie] And you, my daughter? [Phelous] “A red rose.” “Dammit, do you want to get me killed by a beast?” “Uh, yeah.” “Well, I suppose I had that coming.” [Movie] Go do your chores! (narrator) Blinded by his love for his new wife, the father didn’t see– [Phelous] That shitty walk cycle. [Movie] The father didn’t see what was happening to his daughter. The cruel stepsisters immediately took away her bedroom, her fine clothes, and made her do all the chores. Wait, “Gentleman” couldn’t see any of that obvious shit due to the love of his wife? Guess this guy can’t split his love around. “If I’m gonna be a good husband, I’ve gotta be a shitty father, just the way it goes!” [Movie] The father had no idea she was sleeping on a straw mat in front of the fireplace. [Phelous] There is no way “GENTLEMAN” can be THAT oblivious! “Hey, Cinderhead, I seem to remember you having a room and good clothing” “before I left on my trip. Oh, well, guess not!” “Dad, they’ve made my life miserable!” (derpy voice) “IIII LOOOOOVE MAI WOOOOIIIIIIFE!” This is probably why other versions of this story actually make him an upfront villain, which really is more commendable than this asshat “GENTLEMAN” trying to play both sides. Or you have other versions, like the Disney one, that killed him off, which this “gentleman” certainly deserves. [Movie] They had all the fun. (stupid laughter) [Phelous] “UH HUH HUH HUH HUH!” “I’VE JUST GIVEN MYSELF SUCH A RAILING WEDGIE!” “YOU’LL NEVER KNOW SUCH PLEASURE!” [Movie] The ashes and ciders drifted across her, making her look dusty and dirty. She “looked” that way. Mostly because…she was? [Movie] The stepsisters made fun of her, and called her Cinderella. [Phelous] It was pretty mean of the opening song to sing her slave name at her, then. So…what’s her real name? Daughter? Guess that’s about all we can expect from “Gentleman.” “Hmmm, I think I’ll move those three less detailed bricks that aren’t a part of the background.” And that’s where Soot-face keeps her memory box, which contains her snow globe that has Tommy Westfall and his whole stupid Tommy-verse in it. Well THAT’S gonna get confusing. [Phelous] She also has a locket with a picture of her favorite person…herself. Oh, and her mother, too, I guess. Truly, this is a reminder of happier times, as evidenced by her sad expression and her mother’s “what the shit is going on here?” look. Anyway, Cinderella cries it up, and we all know that Fairy Godmothers find tears delicious, so this summons the little hellspawn. [Movie] You can fly! [Phelous] “You can also pop to life out of a snow globe,” “but I suppose those wings on your back actually DOING something is the REALLY shocking part.” [Movie] I can do all sorts of things! But I just hung those up! No problem! [Phelous] “Wow, your powers sure are pointless.” [Movie] You know about my stepmother and stepsisters? Their deeds will NOT go unpunished! Ah, good! Sometimes we all just need a little magical vengeance! [Phelous] Anyway, a magic fairy being around is pretty mundane, and Cinderella just goes back to bed. The next day, really important croquet happens, and the fat sister EATS! Just in case you didn’t notice she was fat and didn’t catch her subtle “asking for food” line earlier! [Movie] CINDERELLA! You frightened me! [Phelous] (pained squealing) “Her father was too gentle and kind to notice the shard of broken plate in his daughter’s eye.” “Such a ‘GENTLEMAN!'” [Movie] I want to see my face in every spoon! Guess she’s a little SPOONY!! [Movie] WHAT?! [Phelous] Fairy Demon-mother then further pulls some hilarious pranks by giving both the stepsisters severe concussions. Also, the Cinderellas must have gotten this fish fountain from Wonderland. Meanwhile, the king and queen were trying to get their son laid, but it wasn’t going too well, because the girls just kept sitting on the floor and staring at their hands, and he HATES that! [Audio clip from The Real Ghostbusters] I HATE that! (giggling) [Real Ghostbusters clip] It wasn’t THAT funny. [Movie] My father is very, VERY wealthy. Wealth isn’t important to me. “Because I’m ALREADY wealthy.” [Movie] Our collection of fine art is the most exceptional in the land! Save yours, of course. Huh? [Phelous] So…SHE’S supposed to be the dick here? Because it seems more like Prince No-Tact is. [Movie] I will not marry someone I don’t love! [Phelous] (from another room) “I CAN STILL HEAR YOU!” “I know! I’m just demonstrating what a nice guy I am!” “A real ‘GENTLEMAN,’ by this movie’s standards, anyway.” [Movie] I have an idea! [Audio from Mario drug PSA] If you do drugs, you go to hell before you die. Please. [Movie] I will agree…under one condition. [Phelous] “You make the choice to whether you have hair or not, father!” [Audio from Mario] Mamma mia! [Phelous] Back on the flipside, Eaty plays badminton with a chicken leg in her hand, because we haven’t set the bar low enough yet. Anyway, I don’t wanna blow anyone’s minds here, but apparently, Prince Humperdink is gonna throw a ball to try and find a wife. Because…that’s what you do after one bad conversation with a woman… …which was mostly your fault. But as a twist, the stepmother says only Cinderella is going, and her daughters won’t be. [Movie] I will not cry. I will not cry! Well, if she knew what a “GENTLEMAN” the Prince was, that scenario would make more sense for that reaction. [Movie] (stepsisters singing) It’s the chance of a lifetime, a chance to begin anew! (singing) It’s the chance to (talking) shut up! [Movie] (Fairy Godmother) Not to worry, Cindy. We’ll take care of it! Is “Cindy” her real name, or did Fairy BITCHmother create a nickname out of her mean nickname? [Movie] How will a pumpkin get me to the ball? [Phelous] “Like THIS!” “WHOOOO-AAAAAAHHH-AAAAAH-OOOOOOOAA!!” “You truly are the pumpkin of the ball!” [Random audio clip] OH, NOOOOO!!! [Audio clip from Real Ghostbusters] I AM Halloween! And that’s the story of how Cinderella created Halloween. [Movie] In the meantime, get me four mushrooms– [Same Mario drug PSA] If you do drugs, you go to hell before you die. [Movie]–six lizards, and a rat. [Phelous] “I need you to go get me those animals to mutilate and mutate,” “but apparently, I can just create birds out of fat air, so I’m just making busywork for you.” Really, it’s so nice of Fairy Godmother to get Cinderella to do some CHORES. She hasn’t had much of an opportunity to do that before. [Phelous] This Cinderella at least gets instant clothing upgrades, and doesn’t have to rely on animal labor. [Movie] Glass slippers! [Phelous] “Wow, these are uncomfortable as fuck!” [Movie] Yes, I know, I know. [Phelous] “But it was either that or cement shoes, so shut your bitch hole!” [Dingo Hunchback nun screaming] [Movie] You must not remain at the ball beyond midnight! Why not? [Phelous] “Oh, I don’t know, I just don’t want you to have fun for TOO long.” But THAT’S from one of the best known versions of this story! How DARE I joke about something that’s not just specific to THIS cartoon! (blows raspberry) [Movie] (thump, thump, thump, thump, thump) [Phelous] “The meter’s running, honey.” Oh, and the Fairy REEKmother kinda forgot the horses to pull this thing, so she summons birds carrying rats, to turn THOSE into horses, proving that she likes to go through extra pointless steps for no particular reason. Over at the ball, people are perfectly spinning in circles over and over. I can only assume that this ended with a bunch of people having motion sickness. [Movie] Would you honor me with a dance, Your Highness? I, uh, I beg your pardon? [Phelous] “I told my parents no fat chicks! I’m a GENTLEMAN!” “Man, I don’t think ANY girl enhanced by magic is gonna show up!” “Oh, yeah?” “Oh, WOW! I love your…uh…personality!” “We haven’t talked yet.” “Uh…whoops.” [Movie] Your face is–it’s like…you’re the most beautiful young lady I’ve ever seen! Oh, okay, it’s just that the other girls weren’t HOT enough for him. What a prince. [Phelous] Meanwhile, spinning, spinning, spinning, someone was really proud of this animation…I’d love to know why… Wow, check out this guy! This just became “There’s Something About Cinderella!” [Movie] (several people gasping) HUUUUH??? (gasp!) [Audio from Troll 2] OOOOH MYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!! [Phelous] Who fucking knew there would be a woman with a DRESS at this ball? Jaw dropping iiiiiiin-deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed. [Movie] Ladies and gentlemen, announcing…the Prince! [Phelous] He was here already before this, so I guess they just love announcing him every time he leaves the room and comes back in. “Now leaving for the bathroom, the Prince!” “Dammit, stooooop!” [Movie] What nerve! And who is she, anyway? [Phelous] “I can’t recognize that person I live with when her hair is done up slightly different!” [Audio clip of a violin just playing random screechy notes] [Phelous] “Everybody do the Spin in a Circle!” “Yeah! Do the Retirement!” What the shit is this? Is she just literally eating shit now? WOW, this is sad, but I’m not even joking here, they apparently really did just spin in a circle FOR AN HOUR. They did apparently change it up from clockwise to counterclockwise for a bit, though. [Movie] Forgive me, Your Highness, but I must go! WAIT! I don’t even know your name! Neither do I! [Phelous] (as Prince) “There was no time for names, what with all the spinning to do!” You know, it’s funny that Cinderella runs away rather than let the Prince see her transformation. I think the fact that she had magic on her side would be a little more impressive than “Oh, man, you got a ratty dress now!” Anyway, since the Fairy Godmother isn’t that nice, everything has transformed back, and in her haste to avoid Prince “GENTLEMAN,” she loses one of her glass slippers. Which should have transformed back as well! [Phelous] “Oh, uh…yeah, you can keep the glass shoes because…” “uh…they would hurt your feet and I hate you.” But it sure is a good thing that this little plot-hole happens, because otherwise the Prince would have NO WAY of finding Cinderella. Besides (scoff), looking at her FACE. [Phelous] Oh, wait, I forgot, shoe size is a FAR more reliable way of finding someone. [Movie] How will he ever find me? Why did you run if you want him to find you still? MAKE SENSE, DAMMIT!! [Movie] (singing) I’d make her my princess. I’d make her my wife. [Phelous] (sing-talking) “I don’t know anything about her, not even her name,” “But we got very dizzy together, which is all I need!” (Talking) “Also, no more glass shoes. This stinks!” [Killdozer clip] YOU STINK! YOU STINK! YOU STINK! [Phelous] “Looks like Cinderella’s blasting off agaaaaaaiiin…” [glass shattering] [Phelous] “Ooooopssssss…” [Movie] Hear ye, hear ye! The Royal Prince requests all single ladies– [Phelous] “Yes, all the single ladies, all the single ladies!” [Movie] –whomever this slipper shall fit will become the bride of the Prince! Well, that seems reasonable, as long as you’re a brain-dead moron who thinks no one in the world shares shoe sizes! [Phelous] Oh, well, I’m sure no women EVER has had the same size feet. [GoodTimes’ Beauty gasp] [Phelous] “Oh, uh…” “You’re obviously not the girl I danced with, so…” “uh…I don’t know why I did this–” “NOPE! TOO LATE! You gotta take her! Also, I get money out of this, right?” “Ha ha! See you, SUCKERS!” So the step-shitters try to boil and freeze their feet to shrink and grow them, begging the question as to how they know what size the shoe is in the first place. I also love that the stupid Prince is RIGHT THERE as these women who obviously aren’t the one he danced with try to shove this piece of glass on their foot! Maybe he’s just got extreme face-blindness, but even if that were the case, OTHER PEOPLE SAW HER. Someone in his stupid royal entourage should at least know what she somewhat looked like, unless they were all too busy spinning in circles that night… You deserve to be fucked on this, Prince Moron! [Movie] I was told you has THREE daughters! Well…actually– [Breif musical “Actually” interruption] [Movie] (as Cinderella sings) she couldn’t be the one, That voice! It’s HER! Well, you just kinda said the whole shoe plan was kinda stupid there YOURSELF, there, didn’t ya? [Movie] (singing) I’ve never felt…this way befoooooore… [Phelous] And Cinderella is of course singing the song that they sang together in the Prince’s shoe fever dream, so THAT makes sense. [Movie] (singing) I’ve never felt this way befoooooore! [Phelous] (singing) “Except when Fairy Godmother gave me shroooooms…” [Movie] You wish to see me, Your Highness? [Phelous] “Yeah, why wouldn’t you just come over when you knew I was on the search for you?” “I don’t know, why wouldn’t you just use YOUR EYES to find me instead of sticking a shoe on everyone?” “Yeah, we’re BOTH morons. We deserve each other!” And yes, the Prince just sees that it is in fact her when she comes out, but then still makes gets her to do the shoe thing because, I don’t know, he’s gotta try and save face on this gigantic waste of everyone’s time at this point. So, she puts on that now very disgusting thing that everyone in town’s foot has been in, and she immediately gets foot fungus. [Movie] A perfect fit! A mere coincidence! Don’t point out how stupid his plan is! That’s MY job… [Phelous] Well, the fact she has the second glass shoe, that should just be a regular shoe again, super extra saves the day and 100% confirms what the Prince already knew. [Movie] We shall see… She has to put THAT one on, too, before it’s confirmed? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?! (frustrated screaming behind hands) [Movie] You ARE the one! [Phelous] “I’m, like, 67% sure now!” “Just gotta take her out for a SPIN!” “UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH…” [Movie] It is Cinderella I love! [Phelous] “WOW! Thanks for calling me the name my stepsisters gave me to make fun of me, asshole!” [Movie] (narrator) A few days later, the Prince and Cinderella were married. [Phelous] “They didn’t wanna rush into things.” “Also, ‘GENTLEMAN’ absentee father was executed shortly after.” [Movie] Her stepsisters apologized. Cinderella saw to it that they married two handsome lords. (fake cough that sounds oddly like “BULLSHIT!”) [A quick reminder] Their deeds will NOT go unpunished! [Phelous] And thus ends our tale of the moron who tried to idenify someone based on how big their feet were, and how he was only able to do it via a giant plot-hole. Unfortunately, Cinderella’s feet grew a little bit more in a couple of years, and her feet would no longer fit in the glass slippers, and the Prince was just no longer sure she was the one. They had a really messy divorce. He kept the shoes. And tried wearing them and then they broke and he got an infection and died. [outro music] “Look, I had THIS T-shirt made, and even *I* think you’re a terrible father, Mister, uh…” “What’s your name?” “Uh, I don’t have one. They just call me ‘Gentleman.'” “You don’t have a real name? WHAT A LOSER!!”

Comments (100)

  1. "I told my parents no fat chicks" LMFAO

  2. A tale about finding true love based SOLE-ly on shoe size

  3. That damn Gentlemen

  4. No,her real name is Ella.

  5. Seeing how modern atari seems set on driving all franchises they own into the ground, the connection to goodtimes isnt surprising.

  6. I WANT THAT SHIRT!!!!

  7. I love Phelous' obsession with hair continuity

  8. I think my favorite part of Phelous's review of these cash in cartoons is calling out the lazy fat jokes.

    It'd be one thing if they made one or two food jokes (didn't matter who the character was) but it's another thing when an entire character's persona is "They're fat they like food! Food food food!"

  9. 16:01 Um… Is nobody going to point out that the guy in the back literally has the same color scheme as the conductor? XD

  10. 6:50 oh my lord , ohhh

  11. Kathleen Barr, Garry Chalk, Ian James Corlett, Michael Donovan, Phil Hayes, Ellen Kennedy, Terry Klassen and Andrea Libman!? Oh god, who are they voicing!? Such awesome voice actors in this piece of shit. Well, that's just Prime.

  12. It’s odd to me that Phelous is familiar with Beyoncé.

  13. Funny reality: this review could easily apply much of it to the Disney adaptations story wise lol.

  14. 20:36 Kenneth Branagh's Cinderella sung just like this Cinderella did so that she could be heard/

  15. aaahh, good times movies, i remember when i was a kid i'd seen Disney's Cinderella and Sleeping beauty and i asked my very greedy grandma if i could have those as my christmas gift. Of course she would buy the Disney ones because they were a little more expensive so she bought me Good times' Cinderella and some other ripoff. I was 6 years old. I was still extremely disappointed.

  16. Oh my goooooooooooooood !!!!!

  17. 22:44 "They will marry two handsome lords who, aside from being major alcoholics with various STDs, will eventually leave their wives in order to be together."

  18. 5:10 Scott Steiner: HE'S FAT

  19. At least in Disneys version the prince didn't attend the shoe fitting so they didn't make it look stupid that he wasn't looking for her face.

  20. This "Gentleman" had the same common sense on evil as the people of Nohr

    to all the FE fans that get this, thank you

  21. 5:04 – 5:09 Doesn't she sound like May Kanker from Ed Edd n' Eddy?

  22. Have you done Jetleg’s Sleeping Beauty?

  23. They spelt Andrea Libman's name wrong. "Pfft! That little girl will never be heard of again."

  24. You know,the fat sister looks appealing to me somehow

  25. ALL THE SINGLE LADIES,ALL THE SINGLE LADIES

  26. HOLY FUCK

    Goodtimes IS GT INTERACTIVE!?

    My world is a lie

  27. I literally almost did a spittake at Cinderella riding the pumpkin to the ball (especially with the screaming)

  28. Fat stepsister's name is Eaty? Did they even tried? That's disgustingly lazy writing.

  29. Gentleman must have taken parenting tips from Old Man

  30. If the prince was face blind, speaking from personal experience he would be quicker to dismiss certain people not slower, because he would mostly be looking for a girl with the same hairstyle

  31. Much like how I like to think Belle from Disney’s Beauty and the Beast is really named Isabelle and Belle was a nickname, I usually think of Cinderella really being named Daniella. I can also see why other versions of this story make the father either dead before the abuse started or a negligent asshole who doesn’t care that his new wife and stepdaughters are abusing his actual daughter instead of being naively blinded by love for his new wife. In fact the movie version of Ella Enchanted pissed me off because they made the father very naive about the abuse aside from the fact the Ella Enchanted movie is just awful, in I think the much better book actually made the father a jerk who didn’t care that his new wife and her daughters abused his daughter. Also the shoe thing makes a little more sense when the ball is a masquerade and everyone’s face was covered by a mask.

  32. Some Cinderella adaptations make the ball a masquerade ball, so it would make since the prince wouldn't recognized her. Also some of them have Cinderella having freakishly small feet because her mother was a fairy, so the shoe thing would make since. Also since the shoes are magical they could only fit her. I've seen that done as well.

  33. Phelan, do you think I'll ever find love or will my evil bitch of a mum just continue to let her ignorance get in the way of my happiness?

  34. This coming from Old Man, ya loser

  35. 4:02 that sounds like a bio for the typical roleplayer.

  36. 22:21 where the hell is his arm???

  37. 16:02 Do they just keep looping the same soundbyte of a woman going 'my god'

  38. I feel as though the live action Disney version kinda did better with the whole father thing as Cinderella willingly gave up her room to the step sisters and didn’t complain to her father because she was trying to honor her mother’s last wish which was for her to always be kind and loving. So in a way it made her more noble as she believed if she continued to be kind to them they would eventually realize they would get a lot more but they never did. It’s one of the few live action Disney movies I would say did a better job explaining certain things then the cartoon.

  39. The Cinderlla cartoon is based on the cinderlla book thats almost as shocking that the spider-man cartoon was based on the spider-man comicbook.

  40. I'm in a library. I should stop laughing 😆.

  41. I drop a shoe each time I go in public on principle in case someone sees me and falls in love. I’ve lost a lot of shoes.

  42. I know this one, I think there's a German version. I don't think this one is bad.

  43. god i want that shirt

  44. 18:35 “…All single ladies…” I just want to imagine a version of this story where Cinderella is a married woman who cheats on her husband with the prince.

  45. cant remember how the glass slipper thing was addressed in the original brothers grimm story but i do remember the two step sisters tried hacking off parts of their feet to fit in the slippers

  46. EVERYBODY DO THE "SPIN IN A CIRCLE"!!!!

  47. 14:05 I thought it was Cinderella, not Star Wars battlegrounds 2

  48. I can't keep track of all these companies when all their products look the same.

  49. "Wow! These are uncomfortable as fuck!"😆 I mean, they are made of GLASS.

  50. Phelous, for your daily dose of sarcasm…

  51. Movie is missing Wabuu.

  52. Hell, if the prince turned into a pumpkin head and revealed himself to be Samhain, I would definitely say yes and marry him so every day would be Halloween! 💖🎃💖

  53. ​the whole thing with the prince needing the shoe to find cinderella would be easily fixed if a) it was a masquerade ball and the whole point was that the guests are supposed to unmask/reveal their identity at the end so the prince doesn't ask who cinderella is because he assumes she'll stay until the end because it'd be a faux pas to flake out on a royal ball, and b) instead of fitting the shoe on every girl in town he just looks for one that has the other pair.

  54. GIVE ME THAT SHIRT, DAMNIT!!!

  55. My question for this movie is, Why would Gentleman fall for such an ugly woman? Is he turned on by her witch face?

  56. I ACTUALLY WATCHED THIS ONE AS A KID

    THE SONG WAS STUCK IN MY SUBCONCIOUS FOR YEARS

    AND MY NOSTALGIA IS PREVENTING ME FROM SEEING ANYTHING BAD ABOUT IT

    GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

  57. 13:45 It's Monsieur Rodent. (*Breaks neck*)

  58. Yay good times 😌🔫

    Where can i get that t-shirt

  59. 21:38 Aww your so cute. I wanna snuggle ya.

  60. The farther sure was a supreme gentleman.

  61. In most tellings of the story, Cinderella's real name is Ella.

  62. If lizards blushing is getting you worked up, then…. hehehe, yeah, stay away from Furaffinity…

  63. I’m so loving that Old Man Shirt.

  64. PRINCE: You're hawt! Let's get married.

    CINDERELLA: Ok.

    WABU: These people are soooo stuuuuupid!!!

  65. If he hasn’t already I want Phelous to do the goodtimes Leo the Lion so bad. I had the book and audiocassette that I’d listen to all the time, and I remember my mom renting the DVD from blockbuster online and having it come in the mail.

  66. I feel like the shoes should’ve been 100% magic instead of having been something else beforehand and due to the magic it would only be allowed on one foot in the entire kingdom and the fairy godmother had informed the Prince of that but the stepmother bitch figured out who it was and prevented the fairy godmother from revealing anything more

    Okay never mind somebody will complain about the changes I just suggested

  67. Watch me fix two major plot holes: the stepmother somehow not recognizing Cinderella, and the prince also not just looking at Cinderella at the end and remembering she was the one he danced with therefore making the shoe scene a TEENY bit more understandable.
    It's a masquerade party. They wear masks…there.

  68. I wonder if Disney will ever attempt a Rudolph movie… Also the comments section got completely soaked from the mass washings of Old Man shirts. It's completely useless now! /tosses the comments into the dump pile/

  69. Fun Fact: GT Interactive is also responsible for the PC ports of Mortal Kombat 3 & Mortal Kombat Trilogy + the Sega Saturn PAL port of Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3. the only other fighting game by Midway that GT Interactive is credited into porting to the PC was War Gods.

  70. Another Fun Fact: GT Interactive's most critical claim to fame is being the official publishers of both id Software's Doom II: Hell On Earth & Quake 1.

  71. 16:05 my eardrums explode AND THERE WENT MY HEARING!! I should be sad but i'm just glad i don't have to listen to this movie anymore…ah that's nice… medic from TF2 heals my ears NO!!!!!!!!!

  72. I don't understand why the father is still alive and well. But is still a neglectful dumbass to not be aware of his daughter's enslavement! 💢

  73. 4:06 "His life was filled with beauty"…….."Awkward….."
    Also, there are so many quotes to list them all XD
    This is one of the funniest videos ever

  74. "so the current incarnation of Atari has goodtimes entertainment connections." now im just imagining old man in atari's ET game.
    old man: drops into one of those random pits
    old man: well, it looks like I was expected!!!
    old man: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

  75. Wouldn't this story make more sense if it were a masquerade ball?

  76. What was Cinderella real name?

  77. As a fellow GENTLEMAN, I also exhibit proper behaviour at all times, for when I walk past homeless individuals on the street, I make sure to properly kick them in the bollocks. THAT is what it TAKES to be a GENTLEMAN!

  78. Can someone please tell me the proper name &/or location of the 'actually' song?

  79. This adaptation really doesn't even try to convince us that there is anything beyond external beauty that motivates our two leads to hook up… At least they're being upfront about it, I guess?

  80. ever get the feeling he just wants to make a youtube poop

  81. I remember my cousin had this movie along with Snow White. And it was her favorite VHS tape. And she played the video and replayed it so many times (I can't remember, I think 12). Years later I had very faint memories of these two films and I thought I was going crazy and made them up. Glad to know I wasn't crazy.

  82. Or like the anime tv series version, her father is overseas through most if not all of the series and therefore doesn't know what's going on(I think he comes back at the end of the series when Cinderella is already marrying the prince and her sisters and stepmother have reconciled with her)

  83. He did a good job tearing this movie apart, which must have been pretty hard since this is the most bland version of Cinderella ever. Not laughably bad, just forgettable

  84. does anyone know where the actually theme came from 20:11 onwards to 20:16

  85. This video is all meme material and I love it.

  86. 🤣 That t-shirt

  87. I had this one when I was younger ! I watched thiswhen you first posted this. And then when we were moving in to our apartment I found my vhs in storage ! So now I’m watching your video again because I can’t believe I had this ! My gram got it for me when I got my first bus tv . The little old black ones with a built in vhs player . I just wanted to tell you because it’s cool knowing I have one of theses . When I found it in storage I was like what was I thinking when I was 9 . Watching your video of this was nostalgic and ya this movie is crap but it entertained me when I was little now though I see it’s crap . I also had Snow White . Thanks for making awesome vids and I enjoy reliving my childhood memories with a cool friend 🙂

  88. I may be a minority here, but as dumb and hokey Good Times adaptations were, I always though that their versions of Cinderella and Esmeralda looked hotter than their Disney counterparts. Those designs by Japanese animators belong in better products.

  89. "blessed with the most attractive daughter"
    Does it sounds creepy just for me?

  90. I wonder, from what this "actually actually actuaaallyy" fragment? I tried shazam it, google it, but no use. There is searches "actually actually actually song" but they show nothing related to this fragment.
    Ok, i made my homework, and music motive is "Hava nagila", but still can't find actually version XD

  91. My parents bought me a box set of these goodtime nock offs when I was a little kid

  92. Where can I get a t-shirt like yours? XD

  93. My father put his new wife ahead of his daughter. The bitch hounded me until I was so stressed it caused a seizure and then I was kicked out of the house. So… Yeah…

  94. Lol i can relate Cinderella. I can.

  95. If you do drugs you go to hell before you die

  96. Hey phelous, you're always reviewing Disney rip offs, why not review an official one?
    Cinderella 3 seems to be made by the tom and Jerry willy Wonka movie people, and it retcons the first 2 movies out of existence and replaces it with a nonsensical mess of a "story" (canonically in Disney's Cinderella, she doesn't marry the prince because of the glass shoe anymore, it's sooooo much dumber and overcomplicated)

    I think reviewing actual Disney stuff would be very refreshing
    And I'd like to see you mention if the originals were remade for Blu Ray or not, I heard the art was entirely remade digitally

  97. For some reason, the song that Cinderella and the prince sing during that dream sequence has been playing on my mind for some time.

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