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Dad Jokes with Kratos


I am at terrified of elevators. I am going to start taking steps to avoid
them. That one’s pretty good [beautiful laughter] [cough] I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me. Why did they put a gate on Helheim? Because people were dying to get in. [sound of Stargate actor Christopher Judge enjoying dad jokes] Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish, boy. What do you call a blind deer? No eye deer. [delightful chuckles] I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something. What do dark elves learn in kindergarten? The elfabet. What, Atreus, is brown and sticky? A stick. [best laugh]
Kratos: Only fire when i tell you to fire. Atreus: I’m sorry. Kratos: Hi sorry, I am dad. [Applause and hugs]

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