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Exes Play Fear Pong (Brianne & Andrew) | Fear Pong | Cut


– That’s not gonna work. (ball bounces) It’s probably gonna work. (laughter) (‘Symphony No. 9′ by Beethoven) – I’m Bree. This is Andrew. Do you wanna tell them
how we know each other? – No you got it. – Okay thank you. – We dated on and off
for like three years. We’ve been broken up for about two years. – Yeah. – We’re just like awkward homies now. – No, I’m not. – Nope. Okay you can go first, ladies first. – Wow. (ball bounces) – I’m not chasing your ball. (ball hits cup) Ooh! – Call your parents and tell them you’re pregnant and your
ex is the mother/father. – You have to do your mom! You have to do your mom! (chuckles) His mom hates me. (phone rings) – [Mom] Hello? – What’s up mom? – [Mom] What’s up chicken little? – I got Bree pregnant. – [Mom] What? How is that possible stupid? – Yeah I know. But, yeah, I’ll talk
to you later about it. – [Mom] What are you talking about? – Love you. – [Mom] Huh? – Love you, miss you. – [Mom] No you don’t call me and tell me that shit and then hang up. Where are you at? – I’ll call you back. (laughter) Oh God! – You better put your phone on silent! – I have to call her back ASAP. (ball hits cup) – Apologize to your opponent for the worst thing you ever did to them. I’m sorry I dated Jordan so close after we broke up and kind of blasted it all over social media. That was a douchebag move. He was one of our mutual friends that we started hanging out with. And then Andrew and I broke up and then Jordan and I started dating
like two, three weeks later. – I was like the most angry
person in the god damn world. – How did you feel about the apology? – It was a long waited. – Was that good enough? – Yeah it’s fine, it’s chill. (ball hits cup) – Put it in your mouth. (laughter) (ball hits cup) – [Andrew] Yes. – Cool! Finally you make one. Let your opponent cut off
any one item of clothing. Alright, do the thing! (scissors snip) – Here you go. – Thank you. (laughter) (ball bounces) (ball hits cup) Let your opponent remove
your pants with their teeth. Alright. I’m happy I put on pretty underwear. This is gonna be really hard. These are really tight. Take a side. Ow! (laughter) You bit me! – Eh wouldn’t be the first time. – I’ll help you. – There you go. – You’re welcome. (ball hits cup) Ooh! – Let your opponent crack
three eggs onto your head. Bust a nut. (egg cracks) Agh! (egg cracks) (egg cracks) Oh my God. – You look beautiful. – Yeah. So how do you like your eggs? – Fertilized. – I feel like Nickelodeon slime. (ball hits cup) – Call your family and tell them you and your ex are getting back together. Let’s do it! I’m calling my big
brother because he knows both Andrew and I the best and will not hold back on any of his emotions. (phone rings) – [Brother] Hello? – Hey so you know how
I was doing that thing with Andrew this morning? Andrew and I talked afterwards and after spending time together I think we’re gonna get back together. – [Brother] Oh boy, okay. – That’s it, that’s all
you have to say is oh boy? Why oh boy? – [Brother] I mean, I’m
not gonna make or break the relationship right? You guys are, so. – No, I just wanted your honest opinion. – [Brother] You need to
be open to being wrong. And he needs to grow up as well. I’m happy for you. I would choose him over your last guy or any of the others you dated for sure. – Hey I actually gotta run, I love you. – [Brother] I love you too. – Also I’m pregnant, k bye! (chuckles) (ball bounces) Uh I hope me. I kind of need it. – I kind of want it. I got some things I could buy. – I want more tattoos. – Hey!
– Ooh, that’s a drink one. Good job. No that’s good for me. I have my secret weapon. You know how many times
I’ve won at beer pong just because when I get
down to a couple cups I bring the butt out? – Take a body shot off of your opponent. – Hell yeah. – Hell yeah. (squeals) (lips smooch) – Ugh. (ball hits cup) Spread mustard all over
your face like a mask and wear it for the rest of the game. That is not happening. (ball hits cup) – We’ve had this talk
multiple times in the past. – There would have to be a lot of growing on both sides and a lot of
forgiveness on both sides. (ball hits cup) You should know, you’ve been there. Okay. (ball hits cup) (ball hits cup) – Oh! – [Bree] Dammit. – That’s not gonna work. It’s probably gonna work. (giggles) – Oh he’s winning for sure. – For sure. – For sure! – You gotta believe in yourself. Cuddle your opponent for one minute. They choose big spoon or little spoon. – I wanna be a little spoon, I’m cold. – Are you sure ’cause I got like egg yolk. – Oh yeah no, I’ll be big
spoon, I changed my mind. – Jesus your hands are like ice! – Yeah! – Like yuck. Yeah get the leg up. There you go. Ho, your hands are so cold. – Do you like cuddling with me? – Geeze what are you doing? (mumbles) – Ah! You can’t finger it! – Alright I can’t do that, I was about to. – You can’t finger it! (ball bounces) (ball hits cup) Oh oh! – Give me a gentleman’s. – What? – Gentleman. – I don’t know what that means. – Like a dick. – Thank you. I never really played beer pong by myself. I’m the team handicapped. (ball hits cup) – Hey! Describe to your ex in detail the first sexual experience you had
after you two broke up. Hey! – French kiss your ex. Oh hell yeah we’re doing that, come here. – Yes. – He don’t care. – That was a long fucking make out. It’s been a while. – This is how people get
started in porn I guess. – Make the cup right here. – I can’t make that cup. No I’m gonna stand over here too now. – Ugh! – Fuck. Well, you win. – Can I read this last dare? Let your opponent tear off your shirt. (fabric rips) Oh that was a good tear! – [Man] Yeah and just be right centered. – Yeah! (laughter) – [Man] Oh oh! – [Bree] Ooh! We’re good. Yay! – [Man] Dance dance. – You’re like a stripper
but it’s not the same.

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