Funhaus. Volleyball. The real story…

Funhaus. Volleyball. The real story…

[“Electric Avennue” by Eddie Grant plays] [Steve, voiceover] Our story begins in 1996, when volleyball was first created by a man named benJani woah woah einstein. What originally started on college campuses has grown to over 2,000 players worldwide. And today was the official volleyball tournament between Sugar Pine 7 and Funhaus. [Steve, voiceover] I explained to Cib that it was totally fine if he was the captain of the team, if, and only if, at the end of the day we all realize that this is not a competitive event. Talk about a blast from the past, we even had surprise guest Geoff Ramsey show up, and it was the first time I’d ever seen him smile since watching any Roosterteeth video ever. But then, part of me thought that maybe it was like when my dog smiled, purely out of heat or exhaustion. [Steve, voiceover] I have eczema. [siren noise] [Steve, voiceover] There was no way everybody was going to treat me like the host of on-the-spot. I had to get control, otherwise, nobody was ever going to respect me. [Steve, voiceover] Before we could announce everybody on the Funhaus team, tragedy struck. We were told we couldn’t take video or pictures at that particular volleyball court and to this day, we still don’t know the reason why. [Steve, voiceover] I was right. It wasn’t a mastadon. At least we were being kicked off by Platinum Security, which made me feel just a little bit more important. [Steve, voiceover] I’m sorry, I was actually asking what the word “salary” meant. [Steve, voiceover] I was surprised at how sportsmanlike everybody was acting. Even Cib acted like a gentleman. Because just like Abe Washington couldn’t tell a lie, Cib can’t talk trash. [Steve, voiceover] I don’t like working with Alfredo, but God damn, the man’s a charmer. [Steve, voiceover] And just like that, the competition was underway. And now, a quick message from whatever sponsor YouTube gives us. Unless you’re using AdBlocker, in which case, fuck it. [Steve, voiceover] I was never popular, or good at sports. But my life has dramatically changed over the course of the past few years becoming a member of the 1% and I was sure my newfound confidence would translate athletically. [sad music] I let my team down, and, on top of that, I let me down. If I couldn’t pull this off, I wouldn’t be allowed to continue my bloodline. I looked at the ball, and the ball looked at me. Connect. [Steve, voiceover] I didn’t realize that one of the main obstacles we’d have to overcome today was James’s bad body. Thankfully, all the hours Kovic puts in at the gym don’t make him any better at serving. [Steve, voiceover] Here’s Bruce Greene trying to fluff the content, trying to create situations that don’t actually exist. Who in their right mind would do that? [Steve, voiceover] At first, I was a little skeptical about Parker’s nickname Michael Jordan, I’d never seen him play sports before. But halfway through the game, he was shutting the other team down. The sad part is I couldn’t even commend him for the job he did, because Eunice on the other team wouldn’t stop talking shit. [Steve, voiceover] Just another simple reminder that women should be seen when heard. Which goes without saying for any gender, because nobody likes to be snuck up on when they’re talked to. Point after point after point, Parker was controlling this game better than I control my bladder. And what I mean by that is that tragedy strikes randomly. And just like one bedwetting ruins a 362 day accident-free streak, Parker couldn’t be who he needed to 100% of the time. [Steve, voiceover] With Parker no longer serving, we had to come up with ways to distract Funhaus. [Steve, voiceover] Even though Parker wasn’t serving, and even though James was barely able to move at all, and even though we had Cib, TRACK: Through the Wire by Kanye West I figured there was no way they would be
able to catch up to us before we got to 15. [Steve, voiceover] I think we were all very worried about James, and we weren’t really sure how to handle it. [Steve, voiceover] On top of James’s condition, I didn’t think I’d be having an issue with Lawrence today. Yet, for some reason, in Lawrence’s little world,
he has a lot to do. One more point and Funhaus would have won the
entire game. But I knew my team, and I knew they weren’t going to let me down. Look at the smugness on Bruce’s face, and look at what position Lawrence is in. What stance is this. It looks like he’s staring at the ball. Like he thinks he can somehow move it with his eyes, but instead all he does the shit his pants. 14 to 14. One final serve to decide the true champion of 2017’s volleyball championship. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t nervous. But one thought, and one thought alone rescued me from the tension. It was time for the final round. it was Parker’s serve, and it was my ball to
win. Form. Technique. Passion. Invitation. I felt my team and Funhaus’s eyes all watching me. My spider arms were tingling, and it was
time to take this one home. Right about here is where I realized,
it’s not so important to be competitive. The important thing is having fun with your friends. It was a magical day full of fun, full of pleasure, but most of all full of friendship. I don’t know anybody that doesn’t watch Funhaus at this point. They’re one of the best channels on YouTube. if you’d like to see their point of view, click right here or the link in the description. “Oh, no, dude!”

Comments (100)

  1. I fucking love Bruce.

  2. steven in booty shorts gets me going

  3. Don't you have to win by two points?


  5. 1:40 well that didn't age well

  6. Funhaus are try hards. They're not funny at all. It's like they all desperately want to be the funniest in the group but it just comes across as desperate.

  7. Parker filmed this. I just know it.

  8. idunno if it's just me but cib and james from funhaus kinda look alike. right? or am i just crazy

  9. SolidJon riseinger reference

  10. You're not the same without your headband, okay?

  11. How did Cib fall flat out on his back on the sand?

    That'd hurt like fuck, man.

  12. I would've loved for Ricky to replace actual parker. Instead of killing him off

  13. "YOU FUCKING GIMP" 😂😂😂😂

  14. Whenever I hear the song that played at the beginning, I think of Wrong Turn

  15. Keep brining Parker back

  16. Call it however you want. You lost.

  17. I'm so sorry boys, but… just, the adblock thing is a necessity. This isn't TV where the interruptions are built in, somebody could be mid sentence (nay, mid word) and the interruption happens. I can't.

  18. "Geoff couldn't make it to this one because he's at that age where just one inconvenience throws him off." that killed me cuz it's true lol

  19. if i ever find cib in the street.. i swear to god i shave this head.. his hair is so annoying for some reason…dont even get me started in this headband… it must reak

  20. I like your shirt steve

  21. yo! there was actually an Ad this time, when he did the Ad bit ! eyyyooo

  22. 1:40 Foreshadowing?

  23. Alfredo is played by no one is SP7 in this episode, they hired some camera man that could do the voice

  24. 6:42 his hear hahahahaah

  25. Instead of killing off parker, Ricky could have replaced him

  26. Hey, I apologize if this question is annoying, but after your little lip sync intro at the beginning when the camera is somewhat grainy right before everything comes in focus, is that a certain filter or editing trick? If so, please get back to me! Thank you in advance.

  27. Steve's Crystal Castles tank is so dope

  28. platinum security were cute.

  29. They didn't lose! You have to win by two!!!

  30. My boy Steve better cool it with those shorts or he finna get his cheeks clapped.

  31. 1:40 Poor Risemonger

  32. You have to win by 2 points in Volleyball, so technically, no one won

  33. "There was no way they could treat me like the host of On The Spot" Best. Line. Ever

  34. why did he say mastodon

  35. Who need Pineapple Express 2 when you have Sugar Pine 7.

  36. this channel is gold. LMAO u need to win by 2 in volleyball xD

  37. I've been at an age where one minor inconvenience throws me off for the past five years.

  38. I GOT AN AD AT 4:03

  39. That ad comment genuinely guilt tripped me into stopping it for this video lol.


  41. Youre awful at volley ball

  42. CHEF RAMS-oh, Geoff Ramsey.


  44. Hi Steven! I saw you in life noggin! He said to tell you something but I forgot!.. Go to his channel and click one of them that is titled: Why do we laugh?

  45. How is Chicken Boy taller than Cib?

  46. Who was actually filming this though? I don't mean Alfredo. Like seriously, who? Jeremy? The other dude?

  47. "There is no way I was going to let everybody treat me like the host of on the spot"

  48. Cib should speak out against Letterman

  49. Hi Steven. Blocko sent me.

  50. woah woah WOAH you watch roosterteeth?!?

  51. Life noggin sent me


  53. it fucked me up when he said Abe Washington

  54. steven has little girl legs

  55. I don’t know who the fuck you guys are, but this edit is better than Funhaus’

  56. nice Crystal Castles shirt!!

  57. At 5:39 i thought he was gonna say and who the hell is Elyse

  58. What a precise moment to give an AD xDDD 4:05

  59. “You fucking gimp”

  60. Parker looks great.

  61. Holy shit "you fucking gimp" got me good 😂😂😂

  62. My favorite Haikyuu episode yet.

  63. The disclaimer was for Adam's Mecca joke.

  64. our story begins in 1996, shows 1997

  65. Gets to the black dude Your nickname is… Michael Jordan. hahaha come on cib

  66. Any other vb player that laughed theri butt off?

  67. “Geoff couldn’t make it because he’s at that age where 1 inconvenience throws him off”

    So how What age does this become. A thing. Lmao

  68. Where’s the 2nd annual volleyball match??

  69. “The heroine is wearing off now ‘falls back’ “ funniest thing ever lol

  70. "unless you're using ad blocker…" he knew………..

  71. Were is the 2018 tournament!

  72. Thought this would be a yearly thing man….

  73. Live nogin sent me

  74. They didnt do it once a year….

  75. 6:00 Elyse sounded like a fucking small mutt.

  76. Lmao I gotta ad when he said it ahahahahah

  77. Where is famous actor james allen mccune? Can't you afford him anymore? I only watch this show because of him….

  78. Suptic playing with blue balls. Just like every video.


  80. im sorry, i have adblock installed..

  81. In one of the cctv podcast elyse said they saw stevens dick at this volleyball game haha


  83. I could’ve sworn this was the episode when Steve’s ball fell out the bottom of his shorts

  84. So how tf did FH almost lose to these guys while outnumbering them?

  85. "Connect" – goosebumps

  86. 9:13 is absolutely beautiful. He had all the trust in the world that he could make that fall and land safely. Respect.

  87. This was the video that introduced me to SP7. Been catching up on old videos and have hit today. What a glorious day this is.

  88. Getting kicked out of a open empty park. Definitely white people shit lol.

  89. I didn’t even realize Steven said Abe Washington until I watched it again

  90. I had no idea you guys were a thing in 17'. The world was not ready for this content.

  91. steven's legs are distracting me

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