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FUNHAUS VS SUGAR PINE 7 – Volleyball Battle

FUNHAUS VS SUGAR PINE 7 – Volleyball Battle


So this whole video kind of began- It was Steven’s brainchild. My best friend Steven Suptic, we text every day, And he was saying to me that he really wanted to play volleyball and like take off his shirt and shorts with me. (Steven, mockingly) Hey, Daddy, it’s me, Steven. What time’s good for volleyball? He loves the beach almost as much as homeless people do so he thought it’d be funny, in a millenial way, to get us all out to the beach and have a game together. The problem was, he didn’t know where the beach actually was located. Is this working? (siren noise) There’s one thing I know about Steven Suptic. He’s a fantastic producer. He knows exactly what he’s doing at all times, completely organized, So I knew it was going to be a great day of volleyball. Steven: Uh-
(siren noise) Sorry Cool welcome to the very first Funhaus Vs. Sugar Pine 7 volleyball spectacular Steven: Yo, Funhaus’ team, do you guys have a team name? Stop trying to hit my nut- What’s your team name? Funhaus Everything was going well until Steven drew the eye of the police, also known as security. Steven: Can we take family photos? No family photos? There’s a good chance that the security guards that came by were hired by Steven to make his video production seem a bit higher as he raises the stakes in every single one of his terrible, terrible videos. All I know about Steven is that he doesn’t really like coming to our office but he comes here every week, and whenever he does, he parks in my spot. I do; we’re good friends. We’ve been good friends for a long time. We click, we gel. Steven: What is this trying to get out of us? Lawrence: I don’t know, maybe you have to play the fucking video game! Man, it’s just when two geniuses get next to each other, it’s just fanning the flames, you know? It’s just a fever pitch of good ideas and positivity. Lawrence: Well, this is all about Steven, so fuck it, Steven! And that’s what I really enjoy, about-about being around Steven, he’s a great- he’s great. After a meeting of the minds we decided to drive five minutes down to the beach I don’t know if you have ever played volleyball with anybody that looks like little-little chickens? But it’s fun! Adam: Serving! Playing volleyball against Steven and his little, like, baby friends? It’s different. It’s kind of a different headspace you gotta get yourself in. James: Guess who got his fourth win!?
Parker, stop it! Parker! Parker, stop! Steven: Uhh, is that in conisal codal? That area? Adam: Due east! That’s west. There’s something about the beach that helps me find a little thing I like to call religion. Oh, he’s doing the mosk thing again. God damn it. I got into a pretty big argument with Steven during the volleyball game because he said, yes, he wanted to push that Dakota pipeline through. Steven: You wanna start that? Are you goddamn kidding me!? Elyse: Are we gonna start this!? (unintelligible yelling) Steven: Are you fucking kidding me? I will eat my own ass! I will eat my own ass! He was just really for it. He really wants that pipeline to get made. It didn’t surprise me that Steven’s team kept changing the score, because they can’t count very well. Steven: 84
James: 84 to 4? Steven: What is it? 14 serving nothing? And we didn’t seem to count very well either, and, uh, I support that. Steven: Yeah, right, they’re small. Get outta here. That’s an ace! Cib: You’re not even- you’re not trying? Steven: Do you wanna just leave him here?
Lawrence: Yeah
Steven: Okay. (whooping/yelling) James: Goofed ’em. Steven: This fucking game sucks. The volleyball game ended in a way I don’t think anyone could have possibly expected. It ended. Steven: I’ll hold you back, I’ll hold you back. (to James) Fuck you, dude. James: Who’re you holding back? Parker: I don’t know what’s happening. I mean, they seem nice though. They seem nice. James: We’re shaking hands Parker: This isn’t- This is just cause I like you. James: You’re the best player on this whole team.
Parker: Thank you! Oh, I like him even more. Steven: You’re gonna say that right in front of me? Going to the beach, expecting to play volleyball, um, that- that’s the kind of thing that makes it really uncomfortable when one of Steven’s buddies, friends, um, indentured servants, whatever they are, um, When one of them walks up to you and just, unprompted, says, “Hey, pull out your penis.” Cib: Let’s both pull em out, but leave em in the boxers. You gotta half it, dude! James: How do I know that’s not a testicle? Cib: Cause it- it’s a dick, goes (wam-wam) I think, when I told him that I wasn’t gonna do that, he kinda understood, um, and then he kind of got distracted playing with himself. Bruce: Can you take him? Steven: No, please- I can’t- are you transferring me? Bruce: He needs to go down. He needs to go down. Elyse: I don’t want him to live with us. It was all in slow motion. Steven’s body hit the sand. He lay down, had this big smile on his face, he went (heheh) And when he went down, I noticed his leg went up, and I looked right down his shorts. And I saw, what could only be described as, like, a, like a sea urchin? Bruce: Ugh, I saw his penis! He’s not wearing underwear! Steven: This is my underwear, Daddy! Elyse: Wait, let me see! Steven: You guys! My dick’s out! Well, it was, but now it’s not. At the end of the day, I’m glad that I played volleyball, or whatever they refer to as volleyball, with those babies because if I’m ever going to be a father someday, I’d want to know how to raise a child. And this is the closest I’ll probably come. Because I fire blanks. Steven: We’ve got the two teams, we got team Funhaus, and we got team Sugar Pine 7. Let’s go Broilers! Steven voiceover: I was surprised at how sportsmanlike everybody was acting. Even Cib acted like a gentleman. Cib: I will… Steven voiceover: Because just like Abe Washington couldn’t tell a lie, Cib can’t talk trash.

Comments (100)

  1. Brett is a dick

  2. Video of Funhaus straight up beating the shit out of Steven when?

  3. LMAO itz like im watching a Discovery channel documentary

  4. Funhaus and Steven's crew have quickly become the absolute best collaboration between channels, especially considering how different their content is in style

  5. Really liked this mockumentary style.

  6. Wait what ever happens to dan

  7. Official staff intro

  8. Not a big fan of this video…too much "Septic" comedy and not enough "Funhaus" comedy.

  9. Adam "Horse Cock" Kovic

  10. Yeah. Yeah. Let's get pipe.

  11. I love Ricky and the bromance between him and James😂😂👌

  12. The security guards were a lot nicer to Stevens crew. I think they're on to something with the "Butthole Security" thing.

  13. Reminds me of Force Quit

  14. Wow kovic killer man bulge. Lol

  15. Sugar pine 7 under the rooster teeth umbrella??? I hope so

  16. "Because I fire blanks" fucking amazing video :')

  17. All the feet comments from people have finally gotten to Elyse, she now wears socks on the beach.

  18. needs more dakota pipeline

  19. 5:07 Steven entertains me to no end 😂😂

  20. HELL YEAH ELYSE!! NO DAPL!

  21. This is one of the greatest videos you guys have produced.

  22. This is such a good imitation of reality TV that its actually cringey to watch

  23. PLEASE! More videos like this being able to see Adam in shorts made my day so much better!

  24. James fires blanks lmao so are you and elyse both infertile?

  25. Steven Septic septic septic not suptic septic

  26. that twig steven sucktip is not funny, why tha fuck is he in every other funhaus video

  27. adam praying fucking cracked me up

  28. I love you guys 😭😂

  29. Hold on a minute. Did the Office get bigger and they trucked in some sand

  30. really enjoyed the editing style for this video

  31. I love these live action videos

  32. AWESOME!! Crystal Castle!!!

  33. Stevens that guy who helps you cheat on your wife/sister.

  34. You guys go outside? Steven is so hot

  35. Is this the beach they found on that Dude Soup episode where they watched webcams?

  36. Bruce's best friend Steven suptic

  37. I would not be upset if Steve never showed up in another funhaus video again.

  38. whole video is cringe worthy

  39. Please hire Steven

  40. Why is Adam always the "dumb one"

  41. dam ddy adam whats in those shorts 🍆

  42. James' last comment about shooting blanks killed me lmao

  43. I'm so glad Funhaus has a punching bag. And that he's a creepy little lesbian.

  44. I hope when Steven grows up he looks back at his life and thinks god I was an horrible, idiotic baby and so were my friends!!

  45. I'm just happy they didn't reveal Alfredo's identity. He's a treasure and the mystery just adds to it

  46. This was my favorite FH video in a long time. I love when you guys do dumb shit and can have more scripted jokes they really are a good mix and chicken boy of course is a great addition

  47. am I the only one who thinks he is to much and just enjoy annoying?

  48. why is adams dick so big?

  49. James coming out about his vasectomy at the end there was very courageous of him.

  50. Suptic not Septic

  51. Stevens better than you

  52. It was 6 against 4 so unfair

  53. Did that security guard threaten our baby boy Jacob?

  54. At 3:56 she starts to say "you'll eat my ass"

  55. Blurring Alfredo frustrates me

  56. All the members of Funhaus are so good looking

  57. I came to see who was Alfredo, now I'm disappointed

  58. After watching a few Sugar Pine 7 videos, I just now realized that they blurred out Alfredo's face in every shot he's in. Well played.

  59. steven is such a twink.

  60. 4:34 IS THE GUY IN THE BLUE ALFRADO

  61. jesus every funhaus is a hot piece of ass

  62. Why does it seem like there's some kinda tension between steven and ariba dercii?

  63. is no one gonna point out adam's massive bulge

  64. Alfredo’s arms are like big tree trunks!!

  65. Love how it’s not just one idiot fucking around, it was every idiot fucking around. Love it.

  66. Alfredo is pretty buff.

  67. “this is my underwear daddy”

  68. I play volleyball 😂

  69. This is so funny to watch after watching Stevens version😂

  70. They blurred Alfredo's face….

  71. Bad joke about E
    lise's car spot being taken, Her and James carpool

  72. “Let’s get pipe”

  73. Watched this video to see who was filming as Alfredo and his face is blurred 😭

  74. i will eat my own ass

  75. "If I never gonna be a father some day"

  76. Fuck you funhaus you blurred out Alfredo’s face

  77. Best collaboration on YouTube

  78. In a perfect world, Adam, James W. and Bruce do the let's plays and Steven, James D. and Cib do the live action. Then throw in Elise, Autumn and Benson for shits and giggles.

  79. "I will eat my own ass! I will eat my own ass!"

  80. Cant believe this was nearly a year ago.

  81. I mean, we have already established this but DAMN Adam's bulge is HUGE! What is he hiding? A sledgehammer??

  82. SO CLOSE TO SEEING ALFREDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  83. That security guard needs to just take weenie to the mouth and enjoy it

  84. I don't like sugar pine but Funhaus is great

  85. G o o f e d ' e m !

  86. Wow I've seen seen a lot of funhaus videos and never had a disclaimer before them…this must be good

  87. Alpha males destroy beta males

  88. Thank you so much for this

  89. Adams bulge at 1:21

  90. They look super white in this video.

  91. 1:22 Adam is packing 🍆

  92. Is there a full version of this video/documentary?? I really wanna see it

  93. I genuinely want to see a full on game by them, not like this documentary with cuts and all

  94. Can I punch Steven in the face?

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