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Go Strong Woman, Go – South Park – “Board Girls” – s23e07

Go Strong Woman, Go – South Park – “Board Girls” – s23e07


ANNOUNCER: A beautiful day
in Morrison, Colorado, as we get ready
for the 6th Annual Strong Woman Competition! A two-day-long competition
of tests built to push athletes to their very limits. Joining me now is
the current champion of the Strong Woman Competition,
Strong Woman. Ms. Woman,
do you feel ready? Oh, yeah.
I’m ready, David. There are just so many
amazing women athletes out here today. It makes me so proud. Now, this is
the first year that a trans woman
is in the competition. How do you feel about that?
Amazing. I feel honored to be
a part of history. I have a lot of incredible
trans friends who are athletes, and so we’re all inspired
this woman’s competing. Uh-huh, and uh… have you actually ever met
Heather Swanson? Uh, no, I’ve never competed
against her before. No. She’s not exactly
your average trans athlete. Well, what is
an average trans athlete? Honestly, I find that
kind of bigoted, David. Okay, Heather Swanson
is actually joining us now. Ms. Swanson, how does it feel
to be competing today? I can’t tell you
how free I feel now that I’ve started
identifying as a woman. Now that I can
compete as female, I’m ready to smash
the other girls! And is it correct you just
starting identifying as female two weeks ago. I’m not here to talk
about my transition. I’m here to kick
some fuckin’ ass. Let me tell you something,
Dingleberry —
David Perry. I’m gonna roll up
the other women here, and I’m gonna
smoke ’em. I am the strongest woman
this state has ever seen! Any words for the challenger,
Ms. Woman? Uh, good luck,
Heather. [ Chuckles ]
Luck is for dudes. Well, with that,
let’s get right to the action. ♪♪ ♪ Rising to the top,
push it to the edge ♪ ♪ Give it all you got,
barely break a sweat ♪ ♪ Strong Woman! ♪ Strong Woman ♪ Yeah, she’s got speed,
she’s got the moves ♪ ♪ She’s got the muscle
and a whole lot to prove ♪ ♪ Strong Woman! ♪ Strong Woman!
[ Women grunting ] Arghhhhhh-yeah! ♪ Hey, you ♪ Go strong woman, go ♪ Hey, you ♪ Your time is now,
whatcha gonna do? ♪ ♪ Pedal to the metal,
find another gear ♪ ♪ She takes what she wants,
nothing left to fear ♪ ♪ Strong Woman! ♪ Strong Woman ♪ Now, hey girl,
you’re the best in the world ♪ ♪ And, hey, hon ♪ Don’t look now,
but you just won ♪ HEATHER: Hell yeah! I won!
♪ Strong Woman ♪ Strong woman, strong woman
I’m a strong woman! ♪ Strong woman, strong woman
Look at it! Its mine! ♪ Strong woman
I’m the best! ♪ Strong woman
I’m the strongest!

Comments (100)

  1. Fucking retarded crossfitters – sorry My tourette! Fuck Them rigth in the pussy.

  2. Men identifying as trans women should be fully encouraged to invade women's sports and every other women only safe space to drive them back into the kitchen where they belong.

  3. we should all identify as women .. so these moron feminist and transoligst just take a big dick up their arss

  4. Yep. Seems about right.

  5. South Park.. a beacon of sanity, in a truly insane world.

  6. Frightening how accurate this is.

  7. Loven how all the chicks with dicks are bitching over this.

  8. Hey, this dude is not a woman!

  9. ….so, who the Hell votes Left these days because you do realise this is the world you are opting for?

  10. Spot on πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€‘πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

  11. Thanks to the Democrats

  12. The episode that launched a thousand REEEEES!

  13. Brilliant πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  14. Macho Man πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  15. Best episode of the season

  16. Stunning and brave.

  17. Strong women: β€œgood luck, Heather”
    Macho Mam: β€œ ha! Luck is for dudesss” πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

  18. Men aren't women & Epstein didn't kill himself.

  19. LoL!! As they would say on King of the Hill "Yep" …

  20. Holy fuck its randy savage. Hahahaha

  21. MACHOOOOO MAAAAMMMMMM RANEYA SAVAGEEEEE!!!!!

  22. Stunning and brave.

  23. Between sexual motivations and fear of death is critical worries avoided and laughed hysterically hopelessly.

    Anally feared sadness self defeated to obey expressionately – faired? (Context! – double troubles seem extremely humbling, so humble.)

    It's like a woman stepping out of a fountain. It'salso and maother gods too (daddy issues realigned) -it

  24. South Park please put Luck is for dudes with a picture of randy uh I mean heather (sorry for being a bigot there for a second) and then the words strong women on the back. I will buy that shirt in a heartbeat.

  25. I remember first hearing about trans athletes and immediately wondering how south park would parody it. Turns out, they don't have to. It's just that fucking ridiculous.

  26. I was really hoping pc principal was gonna go trans so he could whoop Heather's ass in this episode.

  27. Gotta love Strong Woman's 'holy shit' face when Swanson comes into frame.

  28. I just saw the woman's Olympics from 5 years in the future shit gets crazy

  29. You guys strange there in the US. You have too much free time and money. You need some communism in your life.

  30. Thank you South Park ❀️

  31. Good old south park says it how it is 🀣

  32. Sooo transphobic….sooo hateful!

    And so fucking funny!

  33. wish Andy Kaufman been alive to witness this.

  34. 1:40 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  35. You go girl!
    That's equality!

  36. Micostat & cougar-aid πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  37. Reach weak lazy men sponsor this trans athletes to revenge girls, who found a will and strength to healty lifestyle physically and mentally.

  38. Finally, she broke the glass ceiling. The nontranswoman matriarchy must end!

  39. I would love to see elgintensity comment on this event jaja

  40. A cartoon depicting a real life struggle for equality.
    A real pioneer. Hopefully the media will have stories about pioneer transwomen breaking barriers everywhere, formerly dominated by nontranswomen.
    The nontransmatriarchy must go!

  41. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a character in South Park shake their head @ 1:25 is that new? πŸ˜†

  42. This is more accurate news than CNN

  43. Amazing Lucas brought me here. Big up all the way from kingston jamaica

  44. Yeah ofc this is being bashed on Twitter lol

  45. One of the best episodes yet.
    The truth hurts.

  46. This is going to trigger so many people with pronouns in their bios πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ˜‚

  47. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING OTHER PEOPLE, IT’S NOT CHEATING SO LONG AS YOU JUST WIN!!!!!

  48. Inb4 Joe Rogan talks about this

  49. Brian shaw and Robert oberst should join the women's league to get a few more records under their belt.

  50. Like Idiocracy , humour really just turning out to be a documentary. Hard to be funny in an insane world.

  51. I heard people were bitching about this. All I have to say is thank goodness for this.

  52. I have a doubt….when men "become" females, the try to make competitions for women, like sports, fights or even beauty contest, but when women "become" men, they never try to make a men activity.

    Maybe it's because men was born for be competitors

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  55. Transwomen are under represented in fields dominated by nontranswomen. We must use our present affirmative action laws to see to it that nontranswomen learn to be inclusive.

  56. Looooool!!! Trust South Park to keep it 100 🀣🀣

  57. Heather reminds me of Bone Saw from Spiderman 1 both in looks and voice.

  58. Southpark is legendary

  59. πŸ’―πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

  60. HAHAHAHAHAHA. That is funny shit. Every SJW in the world needs to watch this. This is what you guys want! This is what you've created!

  61. I came here after watching pc principal and Strong woman in tent bit, Lol. Yes the PC litter is Real! πŸ˜€

  62. I guess you could say that anything she can do, she can do better.

  63. Yep. That's the reality of it

  64. MACHO MA'AM 🀣

  65. This will be a classic in the future

  66. Only certified crazy people think a Trans-woman is – physically – a real woman…
    /there are 2 genders in reality … and a lot of fantasy dreamworlds.

  67. This is feminism taken to its unavoidable conclusion. Not a pretty sight. But very comical.

  68. Laziest script ever, you just copied real life

  69. This nonsense happens only in America, think about that.

  70. 🀣🀣🀣🀣 hilarious episode!!!

  71. I’m not here to talk about my transition, I’m here to kick some fucking ass 🀣🀣🀣

  72. This, more than anything else, perfectly summarizes just how screwed up our time in history really is.

  73. Sums it up pretty well I think!

  74. So accurate how they portray the idiots who let this shit happen. "I want to be a part of history" "So inspired" "What is a typical trans? That's kind of bigoted" All useless platitudes from morons who don't make their own mind up, they're given their position and will blindly follow it.

  75. Stunning and brave πŸ˜‚

  76. Im so happy jews run the world

  77. South Park salt mining inc.

  78. Thank you south park for taking the piss out of transgder women like me so brave of you fucking cis dick head

  79. Look at it. It's mine. I'm the best. I'm the strongest. Lol.

  80. Don't watch South park and this is legit the longest segment I've seen. I like how the animation looks like 15 years old haha.

  81. When South Park becomes real life

  82. Is this a documentary?

  83. When reality is stranger than fiction. But who cares about women sports honestly? In the end we have men sports and man in skirts sports.

  84. When he started talking I know it was Macho man…RIP

  85. They forgot to include a blanket-headed sissy asking Heather what pronouns he/she/they/it prefers.

  86. Pc principle killed me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  87. Shows just exactly how demented this whole nonsense is!! Any sane rational person knows this is total B.S.!!!!

  88. 🀣🀣🀣🀣

  89. Well, that about sums it up.

  90. man u nailed it .
    i like it how u got the guts to choose these so called sensitive topics .
    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  91. I'd like to think that if Macho Man could watch this, he would get a good laugh out of it. lol

  92. Welcome to the era of gender equality lol

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  94. Yup, this pretty much sums up the involvement of transgender women in female sports.

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