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IF ROMANTIC MOVIES WERE REAL

IF ROMANTIC MOVIES WERE REAL


(boyfriend) I love you. (girlfriend) Well, I love you more! (boyfriend) Nah-uh!
I love you times infinity! (Ian) SHUT UP!!! Go, Scott Pilgrim.
Kick his ass! God, I wish I had
a girlfriend like Ramona Flowers. I would totally fight
seven evil exes to be with her. No, you definitely, definitely would not. Uh, yeah, I would. Real life love is boring as hell. I mean, just imagine
what it would be like if it was just like the movies. Oh my god, man,
I’ve gone over this with you with every single subject
over the past five years and you still don’t get it? Okay, look, romantic movies
would suck if they were like real life. If Romantic Movies Were Real What Women Want You want to have sex with me. Nope. Dammit! When Harry Met Sally (moaning sensually) Are you okay? (moaning) (grunting loudly) Yes!
YES! YES! I don’t know her. (Anthony moans loudly) GHOST (kissing noises) Girl, what the f*ck are you doing? You nasty! (girl) Is it in yet? PRETTY WOMAN Hello there, ladies and gentlemen. I’d like you to meet
my very special guest tonight. – Come here, honey.
– (hacking) (rough voice) Hey,
I got a two for one special if any of y’all want in. No mouth kissing though. She’s precious, isn’t she? WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE’S ROMEO + JULIET Thus, with a kiss, I die! (groaning) This is so f*cked up! Easiest breakup ever! her (moaning) Mannequin (grunting) Marley & Me Just kidding.
You guys are sick. GONE WITH THE WIND What will I do?
Where will I go? Frankly, my dear,
I don’t give a damn. (jeering) – You just got served!
– You got served! – What? What? What? What?
– What’s wrong with you?! The 40 Year-Old Virgin (hacking) All right, sugar tits,
it’s gonna be $10.00. Sweet, I could’ve just paid
for this the whole time? Well, if you needed me
back in the ’80s – it would’ve been fine.
– (groaning) (500) DAYS OF SUMMER – (skin sizzles)
– Global warming’s not real, my ass! HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS But sometimes I poop when I sleep. (gags) Nope! (fork clatters) FIFTY SHADES OF GREY Okay, we’ve already
been through 49 shades, please, for the love of god,
tell me this one works! It’s perfect! (sigh of relief) Great! Now we can get to the creepy stuff. BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN (southern twang) It’s terrible
how we have to hide our love. (sniffles) I wish I knew how to quit you. Um, you know gay marriage
is legal in, like, 36 states now, right? Wait, what? For the last time, no one cares! Yeah! We support your man-love! Oh. See, I told you. What? You know what? I’m not gonna let your cynicism
ruin my view of love. Now good day, sir! What?! I said, “Good day!” Hmph! LATER AT RAMONA’S (exhales, gags) Oh, uh, hi, Ramona Flowers. I was wondering, uh,
could I be your boyfriend? Sure, but first you have
to defeat my seven evil exes. Peace of cake! (Ian groans) Totally not worth it! (Ian groans) Ow! Ow! (Ian) Hey, guys, thank you
so much for watching me have the sh*t kicked out of me.
If you haven’t subscribed to us yet, click that
huge-ass yellow subscribe button right on the screen. (Anthony) If you guys wanna see
a scene from Knocked Up… Wait, so, who did I sleep with? ..and this: Oh, I love your ghost nipples! (groans) (Anthony) Click the video on the left. And if you guys haven’t seen
our latest If It Were Real videos, click the video on the right
to watch If Video Games Were Real 3. (groans) [Captioned by Subtitle YouTube]

Comments (100)

  1. 2:27 SEX with her ewwww

  2. No Ofence but this shows how much TV you guys watch lol

  3. I love scott pilgrimm vs the world.

  4. Any of you guys realize the girl at 3:59…this is lesbian world🤟

  5. Olivia is a pretty cute

  6. 500 Days of Summer
    Kids. YAY

  7. Me: i wanna watch this but my mom is right next to me
    Mom: are you watching smosh cause if you are you will get grounded
    Me: uh no! Presses play
    Mom: your grounded!😡

  8. 0:51 how it feels to chew five gum

  9. Is it weird that I have a boner

  10. 1:35 trippie red song

  11. 0:11 Scott pilgrim! Scott pilgrim!! SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD!!!!!!!

    Ramona flowers is best waifu

  12. What…?
    No "Groundhog Day" (1993)…?]
    That is a must-watch!

  13. the Scott pilgram scene was the best!!!

  14. 3:43 scott pilgrim

  15. Hey my name is pz1

  16. I bet you guy click on this video because you want to see Olivia boob

  17. What about Juno? That one's my favorite!

  18. 02:54 thank me later

  19. is that the real remona at the end lol

  20. The “ Gone with the Wind” sketch:

    XD XD Lmao

  21. 1:55 bitch im dbanbgz i might fuck my computer i whip out my dick and pull up with my shooters

  22. 01.15 i laughed so fucking hard

  23. So many of these videos say “Season 1 Episode 1” and I’m a little confused…

  24. 2:10 I always used to replay this one

  25. The dog in Marley and me dies in Marley and me

  26. Marley and me 😂😂😂

  27. I love you 3000

  28. WHERE TF IS TITANTIC IN THIS!?

  29. "I love you, I love you more!"
    "I love you times infinity!"
    I'll do you one better , I Love you 3000! 😫

  30. “Sometimes I poop when I sleep”
    😂😂😂 wtf

  31. “Is in yet? “ I died😭

  32. How dare you come at Romeo and Juliet!

  33. I lost it at Marley and me. Also her and Mannequin

  34. Go Scott pilgrim kick his ass

  35. Eww I don’t like this one sorry 🤢

  36. “I side good” that from that 70 show

  37. 1: Blah blah blah
    2: Shut Up

  38. Omg Keith that Whoopi voice was on point!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

  39. They Still have the menu from Smosh found dead

  40. Anthony: Moaning Intensifies

  41. 0:06 Scott Pilgrim was great!

  42. franklymy dear i dont give a damn

  43. It’s a piece of shit

  44. Jk I love this vanrl

  45. 2:10
    2:10
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    Cost a like

  46. Anthony changes hair
    Ian a me hair

  47. we supurt ur manh luve

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  49. 2:15 “ my dear I don’t give a damn OHHHHHHH

  50. 2:10 OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

  51. The clips from Gone With The Wind and When Harry Met Sally are two of the most overrated scenes in cinema ever. Smosh nailed critiquing the latter though

  52. I got that That 70's Show reference towards the end of the video, Fez is the best!

  53. 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 you guys are sick put a black rectangul at least

  54. Marley and me is a romanic movie?

  55. Gf: I love you infinity!
    Bf: i love you 3000

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  57. I need to watch Scott Pilgrim

  58. 2:16 umm a black person ???????????????????????

  59. “We support your man love 💕 “ best but ever 🤣

  60. Aw cm'on u should have done marley and me

  61. Fun Fact, that movie reference is from "Scott Pilgrim vs the World" which stars Chris Evans

  62. Well romantic movies are not realistic like love in real life

  63. 2:10
    Woman: what will i do?? Where will I go?
    Frankly Scarlett: Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.
    Men: OHH OHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  64. "Girl wtf are you doin'? You nasty!"

  65. And they even got all 7 exes together

  66. Are we just gonna overlook the fact that they have a bunch of Confederate uniforms and made Keith dress up in one

  67. How about the notebook

  68. " Frankly, I Don't Give A Damn "

  69. A Scott Pilgrim reference.

  70. 2:20 what every new Smosh video does now.

  71. I just came back to watch this again and i tuned on captions by accident UUMMM go to 0:50 and turn them on for you self

  72. The opening: I love you 3000 😭😭😭

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  74. i got a pewdiepie ad at the start XD

  75. This is really weird

  76. "Marley and me"
    My eyes got sooo wide I was terrified

  77. Ah scott pilgrim vs the world

  78. Your like me if you wanted to see that Marley and me one

  79. What about Titanic?!

  80. Whats wrong with marly and me? I havent watched it but yeah..

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