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Jackbox : Shark Tank

Jackbox : Shark Tank


– [Dunk] It’s me, Dunkey.
From the website YouTube.com Here I am playing the hottest game… Oregon Trail In which, I am engaged right now in a hunting sequence. As you can see, I’m trying to acquire enough food for my trip to Seattle. Whoa! What What the What the fuck What the fuck is this? A river? In Oregon Trail™? Put Mario back on… I don’t like this game anymore. Ford or Jump? Come on! What am I, some kind of beginner player? Think I have-? Boooooo!
(Laughs) Boo- (VACUUM OF SPACE) This is a good ass game- See? What did I say? Didn’t I say we would fight a satellite? And you thought I was stupid when I traded all my corn to the Native Americans… …for the upgraded ox. Yeeeeee… (Wheezing laughter) I’m still not even to the other side of the river- Yeah… Def- Definitely should be getting my killstreak any minute here… Ooh.
There we go! Nice big bombing one.
Always nice to get. Oh, look at that! There’s a water level in this- (8-bit machine gun sound) It’s a good thing I brought the machine gun! Oh. Grow up, guys!
(His friends are laughing in the background) Who put “Fucking Dingoldorf”? Come on! – [Leahbee] I mean, I guess. – [Jesse] Oh, this rhymes good with- Oh, you guys-
(They’re all laughing) – “When you’re here, you’re go to Applebee’s”?(Laughing) (They’re still laughing) – [Dunk] Jesse definitely put “Dr. Finger Man”. (Laughs) Yep! (Laughter) Yep! – [Jesse] Come on! (Laughter) – [Dunk] “trade your soul for…” “Jessie’s soul”
(Laughs) (Laughter) – [Jesse] You spelled my name wrong. You spelt it wrong. (Laughter) Gonna have to go to with the other one. – [Dunk] Jesse’s only… (unintelligible)
(laughing) Come on! Come on, guys! Yeeah!
(Laughs) – [Woa] I mean, if people are sleeping on top of a football and someone kicked it You know!
You- That’s just the…. worst case scenario. – [Dunk] All right, all right. Bumblebee shirt. “The future is-” OH, SHIT!
(Laughs) – [Woa] Dang! – [Leah] Wah! – [Woa] Holy shit! – [Dunk] What does that mean?! You know People are always coming up to me:
“Oh, this goose is so large and unwieldly” You know, “What am I gonna do with this?” Finally… (Laughter) Introducing… the all new product… (Laughter) The Goose Stomper. For only 9 payments of $ 9.99 you can utilize this new… technology. – [Woa] Yeah! That-
– [Leah] What’s the tagline? – [Woa] Really makes them compact. – [Jesse] What’s your-
What’s your tagline? (Laughter) – [Sean] I don’t know what I was thinking with this one. – [Leah] What did you-? – [Sean] Uh… But… – [Dunk] Horse Humps. (Laughter) What is that? – [Sean] I drew- I drew a… I drew a camel. But it- (Laughter) – Wow – [Jesse] Aight!
What do you got? – [Dunk] Come On! – [Jesse] What do you have for us? – [Dunk] Bring it home, Ethan. – [iDubbbz- I mean Ethan from H3h3]
So… Have you guys ever had this problem where you shit all over the… interviewer? [Dunk] Ah, yeah! – [Sean] No.
– [Woa] Everyday! – [Jesse] Yeah!
That’s a constant problem to me.
– [Ethan] Well… [Ethan] Introducing… The Relocator. (Laughter) It just hooks up… down below. And… It sends it somewhere else. (Laughter) – [Sean] So, this is a problem that 12 million Americans deal with every year, and it’s a very annoying one at that, but… I have a very easy solution for this… [Dunk] Son of a bitch! [Sean] Normal Cheetos. (They’re all booing the idea) – [Sean] Hey!
They aren’t too bad! Just like this. Just have a Normal Cheetos. – [Dunk] WHY ARE THEY BLUE?! (Someone’s laughing) – [Leah] Well, this one is gonna be way better than that last one… – [Dunk] Thank god! – [Leah] This is “The Horsey Times” – [Dunk] Ok!
(Giggle) – [Leah] Way, way better, say- [They’re all laughing] – [Dunk] Why does it say HOPST? – Good news. Introducing… “Morse” – [Dunk] Morse. (Leah laughs) What is morse-?
Oh! – With this revolutionary new product…
(Dunkey laughs) Now
(Laughs) not only you but-
(bursts out laughing) (Dunkey laughs) As two additional friends – [Fluppy] Many people nowadays have… very low functioning eyeballs. [Woa] I got one of those. – [Leah] Me too! – [Fluppy] I’m- I’m here to solve this issue… – [Dunk] Impossible! “Glasses”? Ok! – Oh!!! – Wow! – [Fluppy] So… – [Dunk] I’ve heard of this product. – Tell me more about this. – [Fluppy] Now that we have these glasses… I will show you an example… of somebody wearing… (They’re giggling) – Nope! Nope! (Laughter) – Oh my gosh! (Laughter) – [Fluppy] All right! So… [OUTRO]
♫ “Baby Bird” – Bravely Default OST ♫

Comments (100)

  1. NO, DON’T END, I NEED MORE !

  2. @4:12
    Oh, it's getting longer! It's a longer morse!!

  3. DUNKEY IM BEGGING YOU, MORE OF THESE

  4. You should do a review on Bravely Default. Can't use the songs and not do a review XD

  5. lol idubbbz is Ethan

  6. I like how he linked iDubbz’s channel for Ethan in the description lol

  7. Song at the end?

  8. Was that Idubbbz pitching the relocator!?

  9. Where can I buy a Morse?

  10. I wasn t laughing that hard but I started crying when we got to Morse

  11. trying to muffle laughter at work and now i'm crying instead 10/10

  12. The relocator really helped me get my dream job as a fart chamber enthusiast, thank you Ethan for this revolutionary product. I give the relocator a five out of five.

  13. That's not Ethan right??

  14. this video mekes laught a lot

  15. He's like leafyishere, but actually funny.

  16. I still come back to this video every once in a while. It's definitely your best.

  17. 0:59 song name?

  18. The game at the beginning was kinda fun on 360 when I was like 11

  19. Does anyone know what version of Oregon trails is that

  20. I have been waiting a year for there to be a sequel to this.

    I could watch Dunkey and his friends pitch amazing products to each other for literal fucking hours.

  21. Which jack box games are the last ones with the shirts and the new products

  22. Damn, Ethan is painfully unfunny.

  23. How come Ethan at 2:53 sounds exactly like idubbz???

  24. dunkey please make a bravely default video i hear that mf music

  25. This is a Jackie Chan.

  26. WHY ARE THEY BLUE

  27. Oregon Trail II: The Dunkening

  28. What's the name of 5hat game

  29. I'm so glad everyone in the comments really likes my last name.

  30. Lol no joke I am eating hot Cheetos rn

  31. Morse got me so good

  32. All jokes aside what was the game in the beginning

  33. The replicator slogan should've been, "Get that shit outa here!"

  34. He actually played with Ethan

  35. Was he playing with idubbz😂

  36. The glasses one got me pretty hard 😂

  37. super amazing wagon adventure 😀

  38. Ok but fr, Cheeto Puff is just as Gucci as flamin hot Cheetos, wished they could just combine the two

  39. i need more dunkey jackbox vids in my life

  40. I love that you even tagged Ian as Ethan. XD

  41. My teacher had us play Oregon trail in school lol except it was a diff version

  42. I love how Ian is just calmly introduced as Ethan Klein

  43. I got the perfect solution to the goose problem: Noose, so the goose is loose in yoouse

  44. ethan from idubbbztv

  45. “With special guest Ethan Klein” has idubbz link hahaha

  46. Probably my favorite dunkey video next to dundertale

  47. Hey donk,
    You should make some more vids like this one, I liked it a lot.

  48. 3:06 Brolys theme starts playing

  49. What’s the end song?

  50. Dunkey is the only person who can turn such a simple sentence into hilarity. IE “Why are They Blue”

  51. I don't know if I should be more triggered by the Minion…. or the concept of eating Cheetos in replacement of Fire hot cheeto fries…

  52. Why am I laughing so hard

  53. I can’t watch Dunkey videos while standing up anymore because I legit fall over from laughing oml

  54. This made me geniuly laugh my ass off

  55. Is the whole experience available somewhere?
    I'd love to see it

  56. What is the first game called?

  57. The last one with the minion

  58. Bravely default soundtrack is amazing

  59. Why does every big youtuber have a female friend with a discord e-girl voice?

  60. he somehow predicted untitled goose game

  61. You got Idubbz! I know I'm late but I've been going through your videos, it's a good time

  62. I hope Dunkey does more Jackbox videos in the future.

  63. I gotta get me one of them dandy new relocaters

  64. 2:05 predicted untitled goose game 2019

  65. untitled goose stomper

  66. The Relocator has been a lifesaver. Before the Relocator, I had been rejected from dozens of jobs because of my uncontrollable bowels during interviews. But now I have a job and it's all thanks to the Relocator. Not only that, it has helped me in the workplace as well where I can work and go at the same time. I still haven't figured out where it sends my poop, but all I know is that I'm happy with this product and my life has greatly improved because of it.

  67. I need more Jackbox from him

  68. A lot of people will be buying Goose Stomper now that the Untitled Goose menace is loose

  69. Morse literally had me in tears and that's not easy to do.

  70. "It just hooks up… Down below…
    And it *sends it somewhere e l s e…*"

  71. How did they see it on discord?

  72. Between the boomer quote and the duck stomper they basically predicted the future.

  73. I heard that Jesse one time spent $60 on a burger instead of Smash bros for 3DS

  74. 0:53 i never noticed the guys sprite turns into mario for the water level.

  75. Dunkey predicted the boomer meme last year

  76. Whats the first game?

  77. I need more of this now !!! Haven’t laughed this much in years !

  78. the origin story for the dual morse riders

  79. What’s the game in the beginning

  80. 1:54 They predicted the Boomer meme

  81. Oh shit, that Bravely Default music at the end was a nice touch

  82. What jackbox party pack is this

  83. 1:55 oh how the red shirt has aged well

  84. 1.) they predicted ok boomer
    2,) please pleaseee do more jackboz party

  85. Is this crash Bandicoot

  86. More is still hands down the single best invention known to man. It surpasses the wheel and sliced bread

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