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Live Report – SNL

Live Report – SNL


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>>>ACTION 9 NEWS AT 5:00. EYE ON TAMPA.
>>GOOD EVENING. I’M BETH RUNYON.
>>AND I’M JACK TRASK. OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT, PANIC IN
DOWNTOWN TAMPA. A 70-FOOT-WIDE SINKHOLE OPENED
UP IN A WESTFIELD SHOPPING CENTER PARKING LOT.
>>ACTION 9’S NEIL McNABB IS LIVE ON THE SCENE, NEIL?
>>THANK YOU, BETH. QUITE A CHAOTIC SCENE HERE.
EMERGENCY CREWS ARE WORKING HARD TO ASSESS THE DAMAGE.
FORTUNATELY NO ONE WAS SERIOUSLY HURT, INCLUDING THESE TWO
SHOPPERS. CAN YOU TELL US WHAT HAPPENED?
>>YEAH. SORRY, I’M STILL SHAKING.
I WAS WALKING TOWARDS MY CAR. AND ALL OF A SUDDEN IT SORT OF
FELT LIKE THE GROUND WAS MELTING.
>>YEAH, CARS FELL IN, IT WAS CRAZY.
I’M JUST VERY HAPPY MY WIFE AND I ARE OKAY.
>>THIS IS YOUR WIFE?>>UH, YES.
>>YOU TWO ARE MARRIED TO EACH OTHER?
>>YES, SIR.>>JUST MAKING SURE I HEARD THAT
RIGHT. WELL.
A CLOSE CALL HERE TODAY FOR THIS MULTI-MILLIONAIRE AND
HIS LOVELY WIFE.>>OH, I’M NOT A MILLIONAIRE.
>>OH, I APOLOGIZE. I ASSUMED THAT YOU WERE A VERY
WEALTHY MAN.>>YEAH, I WISH.
SHE’S KIND OF THE BREADWINNER IN OUR HOUSE.
>>WELL, WE’RE A TEAM AND IF I FELT WEIRD ABOUT BEING THE MAIN
INCOME EARNER, I WOULDN’T HAVE MARRIED A PUPPETEER.
>>HE’S A PUPPET — I’M SORRY I YELLED.
JUST A LOT HAPPENING.>>SO IF YOU CAN HEAR ME THROUGH
THE MONITOR THERE, DID YOU SEE HOW MANY VEHICLES FELL INTO THE
SINKHOLE?>>AND ALSO, SIR, I’M WONDERING
IF YOU HAVE FAMOUS PARENTS OR SOMETHING?
>>IT’S A LITTLE LOUD, YOU ASKED HOW MANY CARS FELL IN?
I GUESS SEVEN OR EIGHT?>>INCLUDING OUR KIA SPORTAGE.
>>YOU DRIVE THIS SMOKESHOW AROUND IN A KIA SPORTAGE?
>>ARE YOU MAD AT ME, SIR?>>NO, NO, I’M JUST A LITTLE
OVERWHELMED BY THE SCENE HERE TODAY.
STILL A LOT OF UNANSWERED QUESTIONS.
I’M LIVE IN DOWNTOWN TAMPA WITH, I’M SORRY, WHAT’S YOUR NAME?
>>MATT SHATT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>YOUR NAME IS MATT SHATT?>>UH, YES SHATT WITH TWO “Ts.”
>>DOESN’T MAKE IT ANY BETTER. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND YOU’RE MARRIED TO THIS WOMAN?
WHOSE NAME IS?>>ALEXANDRA KENNEDY-SHATT.
>>SHE’S A KENNEDY. AND SHE PUT A SHATT ON IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] BACK TO YOU!
>>YOU’D THINK WITH THE LAST NAME SHATT HE’D GO WITH MATTHEW,
RIGHT?>>YEAH, I DON’T KNOW.
JOINING US NOW VIA WEBCAM IS CAL TECH SEISMOLOGY PROFESSOR REED
DODDEN WHO’S AN EXPERT ON SINKHOLES.
PROFESSOR, WHAT CAUSES SOMETHING LIKE THIS TO HAPPEN?
>>WELL, IT VARIES. MOST LIKELY THEY WERE CHILDHOOD
FRIENDS WHO GREW UP TOGETHER AND THAT BLOSSOMED INTO A ROMANCE
OVER TIME. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>I BELIEVE YOU’RE REFERRING TO THE COUPLE THAT WAS JUST
INTERVIEWED. I WAS ASKING ABOUT THE SINKHOLE.
>>OH, IT’S PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS UNDERGROUND WATER.
>>OKAY. NEIL, ANY SIGN OF WATER DAMAGE
DOWN THERE?>>OH, ABSOLUTELY.
WE CAN JUST PAN DOWN A LITTLE, RICK.
YOU’LL SEE THAT THERE’S SOME MUD AND OH MY GOD.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
MATT SHATT IS WEARING CROCS AND SOCKS.
HE’S MARRIED TO THE LORD’S MISTRESS.
AND HE’S WEARING CROCS. WITH SOCKS.
SENDING IT BACK TO YOU IN THE STUDIO!
>>OKAY WELL, WE WILL UPDATE YOU AS THAT SITUATION DEVELOPS.
WE NOW TURN TO KAREN HOFFSTEDDER WITH SPORTS.
BIG GAME THIS WEEKEND.>>YEAH, BUCS PLAYING THE
BRONCOS. OKAY, I GOT TWO THEORIES.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
ONE, THIS DUDE MATT IS PACKING A TREE TRUNK IN HIS PANTS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] OR TWO, HE KIDNAPPED HER AND SHE
GOT STOCKHOLM SYNDROME. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>I’M SORRY, WE CAN STILL HEAR YOU.
AND FOR THE RECORD, I’M WITH MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE IS ONE OF THE
STRONGEST MEN I’VE EVER MET. MOST MEN WOULD BE MAD AT THE
WORLD IF THEY WERE BORN WITH JUST TESTICLES AND NO PENIS.
NOT MY MATT SHATT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>NEIL McNABB REPORTING LIVE. FROM A WORLD THAT NO LONGER
MAKES SENSE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>THANK YOU, NEIL. QUITE A SITUATION IN DOWNTOWN
TAMPA.>>YEAH.
AND THERE’S THAT SINKHOLE TOO. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Comments (100)

  1. My favorite video♥️

  2. Is she Dutch btw?
    She's super hot anyway

  3. This proves MGTOW

  4. Niel McNab reporting live…from the twilight zone

  5. Kenan should be in every skit…the man is gold

  6. got to be his tongue tornado is strong…

  7. Funny how Mike Day kept his hand on Margot Robbie's back the whole time. Dude took as much advantage as he could.

  8. This is my favorite one

  9. Doesn't make it any better 😤

  10. I got an ad for dating rich women on this

  11. You drive this smoke show around in a kia sportage!!!

  12. awesome excellent

  13. The girl in the black dress looks like a tall version of pornstar Elsa Jean 😂

  14. My sisters boyfriend is named Matt Shack

  15. Let me get a crack at that Beth Runyon

  16. I guessed it in the beginning, my theory was almost correct. 😂

  17. Couple disguises themselves to mind fuck the news crew

  18. The lords mistress….😂😂
    She is fine tho.

  19. He is married to the lords mistress and he is wearing crocks with socks!! hahah

  20. She must be a total loonie.

  21. “Oh my GAWD! Matt Shatt is wearing CROCS! WITH SOCKS!”

  22. I just died and subscribed after my resurrection just to die again….

  23. I have watched this several times and still finds this funny hahaha

  24. ''HE DOES PUPPETS?!?''

    I had my laugh of the day right there.

  25. Ahh, I always love fantasy skits

  26. Shout out to all the Matt Shatt’s out there

  27. Definitely a favorite of mine

  28. She put a what on it

  29. How would a man pee without a peepee?

  30. My reaction to the Lyle Lovett and Julia Roberts union. #CrocsAndSocks

  31. Why Is she with him? The world will never know…

  32. Matt Shatt the man

  33. The only role Mikey Day should ever play is the Grinch.

  34. 🤣😂🤣😂👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

  35. 1:50… you drive this smoke show around in a Kia Sportage !!!!

  36. Matt Shatt😂😂😂😂

  37. He's wearing crocs and socks..

  38. First i would be interviewing the Husband because how the fuck did he get her?

  39. one of the best skits ever

  40. HE'S MARRIED TO THE LORD'S MISTRESS AND HE'S WEARING CROCS AND SOCKS

  41. Remember when SNL was good?

  42. This is my 10th time watching this. Gets better everytime

  43. So good looking women are whores ? Lol we deny it but its an awful truth.

  44. Kenan was so great in this.

  45. Wow Tampa got on tv. And Westfield got in there. Imo the most boring mall in the world lol

  46. He kidnapped her and then she had a Stockholm syndrome.

  47. My last name is Shatt…

  48. Watched many times still gives me 😁😁😁

  49. High Fives to all Matt Shatts of the World! Make your dreams into realities! Woohoo!!

  50. I died like 5 times. Kenan is Amazing!

  51. Literally everyone associated with this skit deserves an OSCAR! I just can't control myself every time I watch this Keenan is just toooooo good 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏😉😉😉👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  52. "Yeah, and there is that sinkhole too"

  53. Florida. It's always Florida.

  54. One of my fav skit from snl. Around "dick in the box"

  55. i Shatt while watching this clip

  56. she is a kennedy and she put a shat on itt !!!!

  57. robbies feet bro!

  58. Kenan cracks me up everytime…

  59. Great representation of Tampa we weird af

  60. "to a world that no longer makes sense" I couldn't have said it better

  61. Nobody else noticed it was a sketch including Beck without his gay lover Kyle Mooney? That's just as shocking as a dude wearing crocks & socks fucking Margot Robbie.

  62. "Repeated quote from the sketch, as per usual" 😂

  63. Best use of a Mitsubishi gallant besides a salvage yard

  64. aaaaaa haaaa haaaa

  65. Once i started, i just couldn't stop. You have to understand after i paid all that money… then come stop me.

  66. I took the art to make 3d but not real image.. enjoy. "Blender"

  67. When he panned down and the dude was wearing crocs I started dying laughing

  68. Might just be the best SNL skit ever

  69. Almost 2.000 whomen with testicles and no penis. Lol dislikes.

  70. He called him mike when he pointed at his crocs lol

  71. 4:36 killed me. Cecily's face was golden

  72. matt shatt is wearing crocs with socks!!!

  73. I mean I kind of like Matt(except testicles with no P****)… Am I weird? I am not a fan of hot guys…. They are visually charming tho, but they are either gay or playboy, OR the luckiest women in the world can really have them in life I guess.

  74. This is what happens when a nice guy wins. Maybe a world run by chads wouldn't be so bad.

  75. She's a Kennedy and she put a "shatt" on it! 😂😂😂😂

  76. Instant classic. One of the top 10 SNL skits ever!

  77. That whole idea was worked really well. Brilliant.

  78. We all know the real reason she is with him is bc he is a puppeteer,meaning his very good with his hands 😏

  79. mat shatt is wearing crocs with socks…too funny

  80. this must be unhealthy, I've watched this clip for a lot of times already and I still haven't figured out what really makes sense..

  81. I remember watching this live and I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. One of the funniest skits of the past few years.

  82. Well shit boys I’m a goner

  83. Tye writing and the delivery on this is just perfect.

  84. I kinda felt sorry for Matt

  85. and there's that sinkhole too…
    xDDDDD

  86. One of the best sketches in a while. 🤣🤣🤣

  87. "She's a Kennedy and she put a Shatt on it."

  88. LOL, This was a good sketch

  89. If SNL did more comedy like this instead of political crap i would watch it again. And its been 15 years.

  90. Classic example of a pretty funny skit up to the point where Leslie Jones comes in. Her leaving the show was the best news I heard yesterday

  91. Personally, I'd like to know exactly what this woman has to offer Matt Shatt. Yes, she was fortunate enough to be born with good looks, but so what ? That was a totally random accident of birth that could have happened to anyone. So, why precisely does this woman deserve Mr Shatt's attention ?

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