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LOOK OUT BELOW! | Muddy Heights

LOOK OUT BELOW! | Muddy Heights


*Wha- ptsh!* Top o’ the morning to ya, laddies! My name is JackSepticEye And welcome to a game called “Muddy Heights”! Now, I know what you’re thinkin’ “Jack, this just another one of those stupid games” And yes! You’d be right! Sometimes the stupid games are the best games! I love these kinds of games, they’re so damn silly! But, this is a game where– You can see the storyboards here; The guy had a grumbly stomach, he needed to take a poop, he couldn’t get into his house, the handle broke And now he has to go take a poop from the top of the roof. Which is hilarious! (Laughs) Look at the art style of it! Look at his face! (Laughs) “ARGHHHH! I NEED TO SHIT!” So the objective of the game is to shit on people from the rooftop! If that doesn’t make you laugh, nothing will, You have no soul. Okay, so let’s– Let’s take a poop! We gotta aim properly And I love how the music is like– (Claps to rhythm) Like really Japanese-y soundin’ GO POOP! YES! So I can control the poop in mid-air! Ahhhhh! OHHOHO! (Laughs) Yeah, that’s right! Slip on my shit! (Laughs) I dunno, This game was up on Gamejolt, it’s one of the featured games on there right now So I decided, Let’s take a look at it. There’s some other funny ones there as well, But HOW can you say no to a game about killing people with poop? Okay… So, we got a lotta money now What did you eat?! We have 985 money… We could buy anything! Hmm… What should we buy? Is that a burrito? Candy floss… Er– Or “cotton candy” as you call it over there… Burger… Chilli..! “Makes your poop’s first impact larger”? EEWW! “Makes your poop greasy”?! I don’t want greasy poop! Right. So we’re gonna buy some corn ‘Cause corn makes your poop get more money and a bigger score. (Laughs) LET’S GO, POOP!
(Fart sound in game) OH, CRAP! I didn’t see-! I- I almost hit a bird with that! DIE EVERYBODY! “The turd wizards”? (Screaming in game)
(Laughs) RUN FROM THE POOP! Ha, ha, ha! Look at all the signs! The signs all say “poop” as well! Showing now in a cinema near you; “POOP”! Oh! We can just buy everything? Okay, so it’s– There’s secrets! “Dump the dump” “Window cleaner”, “Flushed”… “Into the MOUTH”?! Oooohhh! Okay. So this one makes you bounce higher. Umm… “Poop leaves bigger splatters” Annnnd… We’re gonna go for a BIGGER poop! YES! Can’t wait to see the size of my shit! This is like that episode of South Park, Where Randy has the big, giant poop. URGH! GO POOP! DUOH! YES! Kill everybody! (Screaming in game)
OH! It hit a sign! Almost. (Laughs) Well, that was shit! Literally! (Laughs) (Giggles) Slip! AHHAHHAHA! You idiots! I like this music! It’s nice! I know a lot of people don’t like these kinda games People wanna see me do like, the bigger budget games, Like Far Cry 4 and stuff, but– As you guys know, I love doing a HUGE variety of games Silly, serious, big budget, low budget, Indie, Flash… ANYTHING ever! I just love doin’ it. And sometimes, these kinda games get the best outta me ’cause y’know, Sometimes you’re not feelin’ the best And you need greasy poops to make you feel better. So… “Makes your poop lighter”? No. “Makes your poop greasy”? We’ll go for the greasy poop and… We’ll make… chilli poop. Chilli con poop. Umm– Let’s try and hit a bus or somethin’ this time Here bus, I see ya, bus! BUUUUHH! D- Did I do anything? (Screaming in Game) I don’t think I did anythin’… Okay. OH, MY GOD! AHAHHAHA! (Stammers) How– Wha-?
Can YOU say that you spent your day makin’ a car crash with your shit? I don’t think any of us could ever say that..! I just killed people, WITH a car, with poop! (Clap)
I’m the best! “Stairs to where the bathroom is”
REALLY? ‘Cause here’s me thinkin’ that the bathroom was on the roof..! Now I can buy everything What’s the incentive of buyin’ other things? Like, what’s the point of having money if I already have all the things? Ummm… “Torrential turd” “Cock-a-doodle-POO”! (Laughs) We- We’ll aim for the manhole Let’s see if anything happens if you hit the manhole. Sewer. SEWER! YES! That’s “flushed”! WOOO! Okay, crash–! (Screaming in Game) Good Lord! My poo bounces everywhere now! Crash the car! Crash the car! CRASH THE CAR! Did I–? YES! (Laughs) I just killed everybody! Holy crap! Literally. That guy’s just not accepting his fate– “NO!” “NO!” “SO MUCH POOP!” ‘Kay. Should we try a “brown fruits”-? I know where the fruits are… “Dump the dump”? Maybe there’s like, a dump truck goin’ around… Umm… There’s also “in the mouth” Should I– Should I try and get “in the mouth”? I don’t really know how I’d do that, because nobody’s like, lookin’ up with their mouth open. I could try hittin’ a bird at some stage as well Uhh… INTO THE MOUTH! Go! Hit somebody in the face! Hit somebody in the face..! Somebody– AHHH, SHIT! Literally! (Chuckles) (Farting/Screaming sound in Game)
Oh, my God! Such– TH– THE POO IS ALIVE! RUN! AHHAHA! I don’t think I got any things for that I wish I could like, make it explode or somethin’ Like, there was something else you could do whilst you’re on the ground? This reminds me of Pain Remember that game that I played for the PS3? It’s like Pain mixed with poop! I got “window cleaner”! I don’t even know what ones I have– “Torrential turd” “Cock-a-doodle-poo”… Where’s there a chicken? OH! Maybe it’s hittin’ the birds that’ll get you “cock-a-doodle-poo” Okay, we’ll try and hit a bird. Where are these birds? Come on, bird! URGH! Get the bird, get the bird, get the bird! FUCK! FUCK IT! BUUHHH! DIE EVERYBODY! TASTE MY SHIT! Oh, my God! Ewww! Eeeeewwwhewhew! Is that it? It sucks when you get caught in the middle of people Oh, my God, my score! Oh, I DID get “in the mouth”! I don’t know how, but we’ll go for “brown fruits” now. The fruits are across the street. URGHH! Go, poop of destiny! Uuuuuuuhhh! URGHH! That’s not brown fruits! No! No! You’re not allowed! You’re not allowed! Bounce again! Bounce into them! NO! That was shit. Okay, start again. Wait, did we get it–? No. ARE YOU READY FOR THE POOP?! LOOK OUT BELOW! Okay, we’ve gotta bounce and then bounce into the fruit. Buh! Ohh, we got a nice bounce going… Yoooou sack of shit! (Chuckles) (Imitating NPCs) “NOOOO! THERE’S SO MUCH POOP!” (Laughs) Look at the guy back there! (Laughs) (Dramatic sound effect from Inception) You gotta commend this guy, I mean, he’s shitting THROUGH his pants He didn’t even take OFF his pants. He’s just sittin’ at the top of the roof and then all of a sudden it’s– (Fart Sound in Game) (Laughs) He just LAUNCHES it! Aww, crap! I can’t get that– Ooh! Noodles or somethin’! Is everybody dead?! C’mon bus! C’MON BUS! No..! (Laughs) This is by far the silliest game I’ve played And I’ve played a game where I’m a slice of bread trying to become toast! Another reason I like playing these games as well is ’cause you guys don’t have to buy them. I can just leave a link in the description and you guys can go off and play them all you want. I see something in an alleyway up there. I think that’s where the dumpster is. YEEESS! NOOOO! Crap! I– My poop is too powerful! –And we won’t go full poop. We’ll go half–! –Kinda half-poop… Ahhh, did’ya hear, like, the sound of the fart? (Squelchy poop sound) Get it in! Get it in, get it IN! NOOO! (Frustrated growl) It CAN’T be THAT hard! This is like Turbo Dismount as well. C’mon. Come on! Come on! (Fart sound)
OHHHHHH! NOTHING BUT DUMPSTER! Michael Jordan, eat your face out! Okay, what do we have left? “Brown Fruits”, “Cock-a-doodle-poo” I have to hit a bird, I have to hit the fruit. I don’t know what “Torrential Turd” is. I DO know what “Torrential Turd” is! I see you, fire hydrant! I’m coming for you! I’m– AHHH! I JUST MISSED IT! C’mon, back it up! Back it up! Get it again! Get it again! DAMN IT! (Loud fart sound) Ohhh, the sound of it! (Imitates fart sound) ARGHH, crap! I missed it again! C’mon, c’mon, go back! Go back! Hi– Hit the fire hydrant! Hit the fire hydrant! My poop is alive! SINGS: With the sound of music! Ahhhh, that wasn’t good… Oh! It IS! My poop flies! I hit it! That’s NOT torrential poop? If that’s not Torrential Poop, then what the hell is?! Gonna try and land in this bin! Everyone’s runnin’ already! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THE POOP–! (Laughs) OH! I DID get Torrential Turd! What the hell?! Okay. So we need to hit and bird and we need to hit the fruit. Annnd… BIRD! Hit the bird, hit the bird, hit the–! OHH, YES! COCK-A-DOODLE-POO IN YOUR FACE! Bounce! Bounce and hit the fruit! Get two in one! Two in one! Noo! Stupid canopies! Stoppin’ me from hittin’ the fruit! What the hell happened over there?! What did you guys do?! THAT WASN’T THE THING?! What’s “Cock-a-doodle-poop” then? Okay, into the fruit, into the fruit we go. In. To the fruit we go! Here we go… Here we go, we’re gonna get a nice bounce… Into it! Into it! Into the fruit! YEAH! We did it! (Screaming in Game)
(Jack yells) RUN FROM THE POOP! (Laughs manically) Cock-a-doodle-poo, it HAS to be hittin’ the birds. I don’t see any other way. Okay, maybe we– Maybe we just didn’t hit the bird properly Maybe you have to hit it in the face? Or somethin’? But this is like, Mr Hanky’s dream game. (Imitating Mr Hanky from South Park): “Hooooowdy ho!” Get the– AHHH, YES! DIE YOU FUCKIN’ BIRD! (Laughs) I kill everything! Have you ever had poo so powerful, you killed a bird out of the sky? You have?! (Scoffs)
(Claps) Everybody, round of applause for that guy! Fuckin’ amazing! Okay, well that does it for..! M…Messy Heights? What the hell was the name of the game again? I can’t even remember, oops! I’m sorry. I’m just gonna call it “Shitting From the Sky Game” This was fun! It’s silly, it’s stupid, it’s dumb, I know that. You don’t need to tell me in the comments, I’ve had people say before; “Jack, why are you playin’ these stupid free games?” Because they’re fun! I– If you can’t have fun playin’ this, what CAN you have fun playin’? I would say “I Am Bread”, but that’s not fun, That’s REALLY just twisting your testicles out of your underpants Kind of hatred. I’ll leave a link in the description for you guys to go and play it if you want It’s not hard, it IS… free! Go! Go play it! Go! GO! But THANK you guys so much for watching this video! If you LIKED it, PUNCH that like button IN the face, LIKE A BOSS! AND..! High-fives all round! *Wha-psh!* *Wha-psh!* So, thank you guys, and I will see all you dudes–! IN THE NEXT VIDEO!! His face REALLY just tells a big story, doesn’t it? “URGHHHHHHH!!” “I NEED TO SHIT!!”

Comments (100)

  1. I say “holly sh**t”

  2. I made this by skratch

  3. i am actually eating right now

  4. this is how many times jack said literally

  5. its called muddy heights
    and why is baldi there

  6. Is it sad this is his second best gaming video he’s uploaded?

  7. All these years later still funny

  8. Just wait for 2019

  9. Guys I was taking a shit while watching this lol

  10. This was the first video I watched of jacksepticeye

  11. I remember when this was relevant lmfao

  12. 7:28 i was laughing my * off!!

  13. ^w^ what hehehehehe =v=

  14. Who's watching this while eating chocolate ice cream 😂

  15. Hmmm isn’t there a sequel……..🙃

  16. Funny games+stupid games=Jack? Wait I= the same😮😀

  17. thats baldi shitting on ppl

  18. first video i watched of jack

  19. It should be called muddy shites

  20. One shit can change the world

  21. Should be renamed competitive overwatch, seeing as how whenever I play it everyone is yelling “GET SHIT ON YOU FAG!”

  22. This was the first jacksepticeye video Ive ever watched. Glad I found it

  23. Me and my brother have
    been watching Sean for 7 years since 2012

  24. “That guy” is me ^_^

  25. 101 naruto run

    Save it for area 51

  26. Subtitles!? wHY!?

  27. I'm proud to say that this is the first video I watched of Jack.

  28. ene sbatur çakması

  29. The shit did I watch?

  30. Solid Snake Impression to This….I’m loving this Evolution

  31. Ahh..nostalgia. remember watching these 3 years ago

  32. I remember simpler times watching jack 🥺

  33. 0:29 “ARGHHHH! I NEED TO SHIT!”

  34. Ya know this was the first jacksepticeye video i've ever watched so this makes feel nostalgic.

  35. now hes on 22 mil, pewds is married, has a beautiful doggo named sam

  36. This was the first video of yours I watched.

  37. TOP OF THE MORNING

  38. Jack you've really devolved as of recent, these are your money makers. Just shit flying from rooftops.

  39. Did anyone else get this video in their recommended?

  40. Jack, your poo is so corny

    Get it?😈😈😈

  41. I remember watching this vid 4 years ago this is how I discovered my fav YouTuber ever

  42. Why the fuck is this on the recommended ?

  43. Why am I having a shit

  44. Literally get shit on

  45. When I was young I got the games that jack got from game jolt and guess what every game came with a virus so now my dad doesn’t trust me with a laptop

  46. First ever jack video I watched and here we are 4 years later rewatching a grown man yell and shit off a building

  47. I laugh every time I watch this 😂

  48. I remember when this was new

  49. Wow, this is the first jack video I watched, and still one of my favorites. What a weird nostalgia trip

  50. 3:17 did it go inside a car

  51. I came for the ass boi

  52. Your thumbnail is fake, girls don't poop

  53. 8:57 what do you see here?

  54. did he just made a video how to sh*t in roof top?

  55. I kinda need a poop now.

  56. Wassup recomondation squad

  57. I remeber this use to be 3 hours ago

  58. This game is crap.

    laughing intensifies

  59. Think about it…

    A game where you shit on people is his second best gaming video ever, and it’s great.

  60. This was the first jack video I watched and without this I would have never become a fan of him

  61. 2019 and still hilarious

  62. The best part about this is the subtitles I have on XD I don't know why it's so funny XD

  63. I was watching this while shitting 😂😂😂

  64. Jack 1996: I’m going to do something with my life as a job
    Jack 2015: eat my shit

  65. Your my #1 favorite Youtuber

  66. This is the real call of duty

  67. It should be called muddy shites 😂😂😂

  68. Omg I’ve been watching you for 4 years .. wow

  69. I’ve killed a bird with poop

  70. Aww SHIT here we go again

  71. 20 million views…. HOW ?!?!?!

  72. It did make me laugh

  73. This is how many times he said poop
    ⬇️

  74. "I just killed people with poop"

    Yes officer this man right here. This guy does animal abuse too

  75. I’m watching this while on the toilet and why tf is it in my recommended

  76. Did anyone else see the store in the intro is called rumble ?🤔

  77. Yaaaah round of a plause for me😃

  78. Cock-A-Doodle-POOOOOOOOP

  79. Were all going to hell😂

  80. 4 years ago, I found this video and it lead me to Jack.

  81. Oh crap 💩I'm watching a video about shit , while doing a poop

  82. 👧💩girl poops

  83. 4:13 no no so much poop

  84. You can move the poop

  85. Who else loves to eat to food while watching this video like a BOSS

  86. why did youtube recommend this to me ? i'm scared

  87. Why is this video from 5 years ago in my recommendation feed lol not that im complaining love this video

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