Mad Lib Theater with John Cena

Mad Lib Theater with John Cena

-♪ Mad Lib Theater,
yeah ♪ -Here’s how this works.
-Okay. -I’m going to ask you
for some silly words — nouns, verbs, adjectives,
et cetera. We’ll do that, they’ll
be written onto cue cards, and then, we’ll act out a
dramatic Mad Libs scene. -Sure.
-Okay, here we go. -Okay, this is great.
-Right? -Yeah.
-Give me an adjective. -Ah, flamboyant. [ Laughter ] -Flamboyant.
-Mm-hmm. Really making
our cue-card guys work. Pet name.
-Winston. -Wow, that was really fast.
Nickname for a kid. -Jimmy Bill Bob. [ Laughter ] -What? That’s a nickname for a kid?
-Yeah. Jimmy Bill Bob. -Type of profession.
-Late-night host. [ Laughter ] -What would you shout
if you stubbed your toe? -Falafel! [ Laughter ] -Give me a number. -6-8-0-1. -Gosh.
[ Laughter ] Give me a made-up fact
about chickens. -They can fly.
-Oh. -Two words that rhyme. -Fallon, talon. [ Laughter ] -You don’t have to make
the whole thing about me. Type of food. -Ooh.
That’s a tough one. I’ll let you go with that one. -What? No.
-I have to do it? -This is a game.
It’s fun. Say any food.
-Ballpark hot dog. -Ballpark hot dog.
[ Laughter ] These are the most interesting
answers I’ve ever played. Type of drink. -A Rob Roy.
[ Laughter ] -What?!
-It’s a Manhattan with a — -I know what that is, but no kid
knows what a Rob Roy is! -They do now.
Rob Roys for everyone! -Rob Roys for everyone here. [ Cheers and applause ] Rob Roy is great. A verb ending in “-ing.” -Uh, begrudging?
No, that’s begrudgingly? No, no.
Uh… Um, running, running, running.
-Running, very good. Running.
-I had to go basic. I was trying to go complicated. -Advice that you would give
a shy teenager? -Stay golden, Pony Boy. [ Laughter and applause ] -These are
the best answers ever. Stay golden, Pony Boy.
Oh my gosh. -It’s a safe one.
-Another good reference. Oh, my gosh.
[ Laughing ] Body part. -Perineum. [ Laughter ] -I’m gonna have
to give my cue-card guy mouth-to-mouth after perineum. -Well, I can’t —
I mean, that’s — You want to go medical on that.
-No, no, perineum. Is that something? -Oh, it’s the space between —
-Okay, got you. [ Laughter ] That’s not
what that song is about. That’s not
what that song is about. -That is for me.
-No, it is not. -That’s how
Dave Matthews speaks to me! -That’s not what it’s about.
That’s not what it’s about. Oh, my gosh.
-Here we are. -No, I know.
This is great. Object. -Protractor. [ Laughter ] -A plural noun. -Puppies.
-Aww. -Puppies.
-Aww. -Plural animals.
-Dragons. [ Laughter ] -What would you say
if you found out you got an A-plus
on your chemistry test? -“Teacher, my name’s not Dave!” [ Laughter ] -Oh, my gosh. -‘Cause I wouldn’t —
I would never… -Got it.
All right, we’re almost done. Give me a color. -Hmm, sea breeze. [ Laughter ] -Sea breeze is a color?
I got to get my Crayola set. Another profession. -WWE superstar.
-Hey. [ Cheers and applause ]
-Hey. Couple of fans in the house.
-Yeah. Two more.
Another body part. -[ Laughs ] -Can I say anus?
-No! Yes, you can.
Yes, you can. You can say it.
-It’s a part. -And a verb. -Uh, jump. -There we go.
Perfect. All right, we filled it out. We are ready for our scene. I’m gonna hand this in
to the computer. [ Laughter ] And then they’re going
to go on the cue cards. Are you ready
to perform our scene? -Let’s do this!
-Yes! Let’s go! [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -Ah, I love Christmas. It’s the most
flamboyant time of the year. [ Laughter ] [ Chuckles ]
Hey, what’s wrong? -There’s something
I have to tell you, Winston. -What is it, Jimmy Bill Bob? [ Laughter ] I’m your brother
and your best late night host. You can tell me anything. -Well, this isn’t easy,
but here goes. I don’t believe in Santa Claus. -Falafel! [ Laughter ] -Hey, hey. I understand
why you would react that way. We’ve been writing Santa
Letters every day for the past 6-8-0-1 decades. [ Laughter ] -This is more shocking than when
I found out chickens can fly. [ Laughter ] What made you stop believing? -All I wanted for Christmas was the most popular toy
everyone had, the Fallon Talon. [ Laughter ] I left Santa
a plate of ballpark hot dogs and a glass of Rob Roy, but on Christmas morning, there was
nothing under the tree. So I ran to my room
and started running. [ Laughter and applause ] -[ Chuckles ] [ Laughter continues ] -Little bro,
I’m gonna tell you the same thing Dad used to tell
me every night before bed. [ Laughter ] -[ Breathes deeply ] [ Laughter continues ] -[ Coughing ] -Yes?
What — What is that? -Stay golden, Pony Boy. [ Laughter and applause ] [ Cymbal crashes ] Stay golden —
Stay golden, Pony Boy. [ Laughter ] -Truer words
have never been spoken. -Look, all you have to do
is look deep… [ Laughs ] [ Laughter ] …within your per– [ Laughter ] “Perenium.” -Perineum.
-Perineum. [ Laughter and applause ] You remember
Dad used to say that, as well. [ Laughter ] You got to look deep…
for the holiday spirit. Come on, man.
You can do it. -You’re right, brother. The holidaysaremagical. Decorating
the Christmas protractor. [ Laughter ] Hanging the puppies
on the mantel. [ Laughter ] And spending time
with all my dragons. [ Laughter ] I believe again! There is a Santa Claus! -Teacher, my name’s not Dave! -You know, the best part
about believing in Santa is getting to sing
my favorite song with you. -[ Laughs ] You sure you don’t
want to do it by yourself? [ Laughter ] -Which is…?
-What is the song? -“Rudolph the sea-breeze-nosed
WWE superstar.” [ Laughter ] Man, I screwed myself on that.
-That is my favorite song. Let’s sing!
[ Clears throat ] ♪ Rudolph the sea-breeze-nosed
WWE superstar ♪ ♪ Had a very shiny anus ♪ [ Laughter ] ♪ And if you ever saw it ♪ -Jumped. -♪ You would even say
it jumped ♪ And scene.
Go run to your room. Go run to your room
and start running! Let’s go run to your room. -That’s the scene.
John Cena, everybody!

Comments (100)

  1. 5:56 I died on that part

  2. I died like a thoudand times watching this๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  3. Stay golden pony boy

  4. it starts at 4:20 your welcome.

  5. Can't believe how quickwitted John Cena is! Makes me love him more and this is to funny!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  6. Who else found one of these funny, and now binge watching all the mad libs together?

  7. Hahaha stay golden ponyboy!

  8. Chickens can absolutely fly…that's not a made up fact.

  9. "Stay golden pony boy"

  10. Iโ€™m prolly wrong but from what Iโ€™m gathering, the perineum is basically the taint???

  11. I canโ€™t tell if heโ€™s answering really fast b/c they already had the answers prepared, or if heโ€™s just really fast at coming up with things, which would make sense b/c heโ€™s always cutting promos and having to ad lib a lot.

  12. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  13. Seen it 4-5 times now, cracks me up everytime!

  14. Sad to see that Jimmy is talking to himself. I donโ€™t see anyone on the chair ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

  15. Itโ€™s crazy how sophisticated John Cena seems now ๐Ÿ˜‚. What happened to him just being a wrestler who in movies some times ๐Ÿ˜‚

  16. shiny anus๐Ÿ˜‚… cena rocks

  17. "It's the most flamboyant time of the year" … He's not wrong.

  18. Why is Jimmy playing this game by himself?

  19. Rudolph the Seabreeze-nosed WWE Superstar

  20. JOHN CENA has some of the best fukn answers to this game hahahahahahahahawhah

  21. Now I wanna knit a Christmas sweater that says "It's the most flamboyant time of the year"!

  22. Why is Jimmy talking to himself?

  23. who in the hell was jimmy fallon talking to the whole time and why is there an empty seat

  24. Checking the comments for somebody mentioning what a pereneum is… No? Guess I'll have to Google it…

  25. John cena is a good actor though ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

  26. He's so spontaneous

  27. Why does this feel like a cut scene from Brokeback Mountain๐Ÿ˜‚

  28. I think this is the best one ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

  29. 5:43 the face he had after realizing what he was about to say LMAO ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  30. LOL very funny. However, any true Outsiders fan would know it's Stay GOLD not Golden. Read the book or watch the movie again.

  31. and i thought it couldnt get better after i saw cumberbatchs mad libs lmaoooooooooo shiny anus wth

  32. Why is he not there?

  33. No one:

    Absolutely no one:

    Me and my bff: 6:12

  34. This did not disappoint me, John Cena u r hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚

  35. Can't wait for Eminem to be on this !

  36. @8:02 jimmy put the words in the song instead of saying in like a dialogue. "you have to jumped and 'seen!'" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  37. how's he so fast? he came up with a pet name before Jimmy finished asking

  38. Ah yes my childhood favorite christmas song "Rudolf the seabreeze nosed WWE superstar and his shiny anus"

  39. if ever Jimmy needs to go on a long vacation, John Cena could totally do a great job standing in as their temporary late night host.

  40. Stay golden pony boy ๐Ÿ‘ฆ!! Lol.. ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚


  42. They missed quoted the outsiders. Itโ€™s โ€œStay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold.โ€

  43. "Stay golden, ponyboy."

  44. 7:09–7:26 are the best ngl

  45. this is the best one yet lmfaooo! #StayGolden lmfaooo

  46. this man is talking to no one

  47. Stay golden, pony boy

  48. Jimmy asking if perineum is a thing lmao!!!!

  49. Roses are red violets are blue the scene starts at 4:22

  50. 07:38 The good ol' classic song "Rudolph the Sea Breeze Nosed WWE Superstar".

  51. im happy he knows what a protractor is lol
    he is human!

  52. 2:11 like if you got the outsiders reference

  53. Jim, why you talking to a seat?

  54. I love The Outsiders reference! I was dying laughing during the reenactment.

  55. Seriously he needs a extra channel for this can't stop watching these ๐Ÿ˜‚

  56. that's the Dude cardigan

  57. So Winston and Jimmy Bill Bob's father used to say, "Stay golden, Pony Boy. Look deep into your perineum," when they are doubting Santa Claus.

    Might be the best dad ever.

  58. I love how he doesnโ€™t even hesitate or say โ€œumโ€ – he just says it like itโ€™s the most obvious word to choose

  59. Iโ€™m crying ๐Ÿ˜‚

  60. 1:07
    the satisfaction that chickens can fly. XD

  61. Lol, sooo goooddd !!!

  62. Other people laughing is seriously the funniest thing ever I love this skit so much

  63. So I ran to my room and started running ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  64. stay golden pony boy…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  65. Stay golden pony boy

  66. I died when he said โ€œstay golden pony boyโ€

    Please tell me Iโ€™m not the only one who understands this ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


  68. I understand why you would react that way..weโ€™ve been writing to Santa Claus for the past, 6 8 0 1 decades

  69. It's cute he said Winston. He probably would've said Josie if she hadn't bitten him lol ๐Ÿ˜

  70. Me after I looked up perineum 0_0 ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜

  71. He's funnier than I expected ๐Ÿ˜‚ and his comedic timing is perfect

  72. The space between… ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  73. "then I ran to my room and started running" im crying omg

  74. I have never laughed so hard!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  75. Best mad lib ever!

  76. oh gawd….my cheeks. This is great.

  77. โ€œHanging the puppies on the mantelโ€

    I spit my drink out ๐Ÿ˜‚

  78. Best one ever was Natalie Portman. She wasnโ€™t that good but her line where she said โ€œthere will always be a special place for you in my buttโ€ has to take the cake

  79. โ€œStay golden, Pony Boy !โ€

  80. Stay golden, pony boy

  81. 6:41 half a millimeter from greatness

  82. โ€œDad always told me to stay golden bony boyโ€ John Cena

  83. their laughing is funnier than the lines hahhha

  84. John Cena!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’•

  85. โ€œStay golden pony boyโ€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  86. Hahaha ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  87. Jimmy looks more like Ted from HIMYM than himself ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  88. This is staged or Cena is a genious

  89. We want More of John Cena, Plz Get him

  90. John Cena is such a lovable guy like what! And he can sing, fight, and is quick witted-what can this guy NOT do


  92. All you have to do is look deep within your taint.

  93. I think I'm going to turn into John Cena because look deep into your perineum has given be abs.

  94. โ€œStay golden ponyboyโ€

  95. 6:22 just look at the hand size of cena and fallon๐Ÿ˜ฑ..

  96. Stay Golden, Poney Boy
    ~John Cena 2017~

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