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Meet the Pyro

Meet the Pyro


♫ [Team Fortress intro music] ♫ I fear no man. But that thing… it scares me. (Masked breathing) No, I… I ain’t, I ain’t talking about that freak, alright? He’s not here, is she? How do I get this f#@%ing thing off!? One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask. [O.S.] What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty? ♫ Do you believe in magic? ♫ ♫ In a young girl’s heart… ♫ ♫ how the music can free her whenever it starts. ♫ ♫ And it’s magic, if the music is groovy. ♫ ♫ It makes you feel happy like an old-time movie. ♫ ♫ I’ll tell you about the magic, it’ll free your soul, ♫ ♫ but it’s like trying to tell a stranger about rock and roll. ♫ [Heavy screams!] ♫ If you believe in magic… ♫ ♫ don’t bother to choose. ♫ ♫ If it’s jug band music or rhythm and blues. ♫ [Scout screams!] ♫ Your feet start tapping and you can’t seem to find… ♫ ♫ how you got there, so just blow your mind. ♫ No! [Medic screams!] ♫ If you believe in magic, come along with me. ♫ ♫ We’ll dance until morning, just you and me. ♫ ♫ And maybe, if the music is right… ♫ I’m burning! [Scout screams!] Help! [O.S.] Aaahhh! ♫ [Team Fortress closing theme music] ♫ ♫ If you believe in magic… ♫ ♫ [Whistling.] ♫

Comments (100)

  1. 1:33
    Me when I hear we have a test

  2. Valve must put a pyro's vision mode to tf2

  3. Why is this basically ISIS

  4. How pyro kills the medic is what scares me.

  5. How many came here from the memes?

  6. 1:52 this part always terrified me, how sniper looks up in desperation looking for help and screams at the realization it is the pyro
    that fuckin head turn with the fire in his eyes, that was the most terrifying for me

  7. Teacher:
    I fear no man…
    But that THING,
    kid in the back of a class with a hoodie on
    …it scares me…

  8. Me: I fear no man… but that thing…

    Teach: Alright class, get out your math books!

    It scares me

  9. Pyro mains= pyromaniac

  10. "I fear no man,
    but that thing"

    SCREENSHOT

    "It scares me"

  11. I fear no man
    But that thing
    THESE KINDS OF COMMENTS
    it scares me

  12. What if theres a mountain of cocaine inside pyro's mask

  13. I honestly feel bad for pyro.

    He thinks she's helping a bunch of helpless children, and after breathing in too much gas, he starts seeing these things, while in reality she's murdering hundreds.

  14. TFTeam:
    I fear no man
    But that thing
    Customer Support
    It scares me

  15. Scout:Hes Not Here, Is He?

    Captions:Hes Not Here, Is She?

  16. Me when the creeper is there 1:32

  17. Grades “Appear”

    Me:I fear no man but that thing……………..It scares me

  18. Donald trump: Video games cause violence 1:49

    What games really are: 1:40

  19. 0:28 don’t worry he’s on the red team

  20. I fear no man comments intensifies

  21. I fear no man.
    But that thing.
    Shitty mobile game ads
    It scares me.

  22. I fear no man
    but that thing
    overwatch 2 more copyright
    it scares me…

  23. 0:27 subtitles say: "hes not here is she?"

  24. Pyro is my type (*´꒳`*)

  25. I fear no man
    But that thing.
    Furaffinity.com
    It scares me.

  26. I dont even think pyro knows this is a war and his goggles are whats making him see his fantasy-world, and the worst part about it is that for the others it seems pyro has no empathy over them but pyro dosen't know this and he thinks he is just helping everyone.

  27. Me: I fear no man
    Sexy Danny Devito
    but that thing, it scares me

  28. So hes a phycopath that doesnt know hes a phycopath?

  29. Why is red scared of them pyro is red and is on there team that dummy scout

  30. This must have been fun as hell to animate

  31. Never seen such a contrast in tone in a single video

  32. Saeko Busujima: "I Fear No Man… But That Thing"

    Fang From Genndy Tartakovsky's Primal

    Saeko Busujima: "It Scares Me"

  33. if you believe in magic ……. 😉

  34. Valve: I fear no man. But that thing?
    The Number 3: *exists*
    Valve: It scares me

  35. When You Play FNAF World And FNAF VR At The Same Time

  36. I fear no date but that one

    27th june the day i was born and this video was posted

    It scares me

  37. I fear no man.
    But that thing
    People saying tf2 is trash
    It scares me

  38. What did Scout have on him?

  39. I fear no man. But that thing vsco girls it scares me.

  40. I fear no man
    But that girl
    Eleven (stranger things)
    It scares me.

    Comment worse fears below.

  41. Boat: I fear no man but thing * picture of Phil swift * It scares me

  42. If someone says tf2 is a kids game I show them this, they always look mortified afterwards.

  43. Now, let’s be really honest here. Pyro has no clue that this is a war. The goggles are making him see what he’s seeing. So don’t call Pyro insane.

  44. That man I saw, I’m all but certain it was… Gordon Freeman

  45. If there's one thing i hate the most, then it's hearing a human scream at the top of their lungs while burning. Poor Sniper.

  46. The fact that red team is talking about their own pyro

  47. 0:38 that's what I said when I watched Halloween

  48. To find my engineer
    Burned to the bone as the pyro struts away

    I felt that :'(

  49. I fear no man.
    But that thing,
    ’I fear no man’ Meme Format
    It scares me.

  50. 7 year old me: I fear no man
    But that thing
    Dark room
    7 year old me: It scares me

  51. I really like this one

  52. Now he is the most op class in the game

  53. How the meet the pyro vid wants you to feel: this mumbling psychotic abomination lives in a fake fantasy that he believes is real, the actions he commits is horrific and gruesome and he doesn't even know what he's really doing.
    What most pyro mains think: I can't wait to play as my fursona!

  54. 0:29 what do u mean u are on the red team and the pyro is on the red team…….

  55. I can feel your fear.

  56. Sorry, but I don't think i want to meet the pyro

  57. Pyro aka Hell trooper aka "that thing"

  58. Pyro story is sad 😢

  59. Half of the the comments are about i fear no man.

  60. Friendly hoovy : I fear no man
    But that thing
    F2P w+m1 pyro
    It scares me

  61. I fear no man.
    But that thing
    New sonic movie
    It scares me.

  62. 0:11–0:19 and a meme was born

  63. Do you believe in magic

  64. Pyro is my favorite character what is your

  65. will you drink the blue juice under the sink 0:56

  66. So at the end as you can see through soldier's body is that his world, so, does that mean you can look through a dead body to see what pyro sees and explain the rest of the world why he's being a psycho and everything ?

  67. I fear no man…
    But that thing…
    Pyro with the degreaser and an unusual going full W+M1
    It scares me.

  68. I fear no man looks At Fortnight black hole but that thing it scares me

  69. I Fear No Man
    But That Thing
    No-Nut November
    It Scares me

  70. Spy: INobody knows what thoughts lie behind that mask of cruelty…
    Pyro: candlyland

  71. and thats why i main pyro

  72. “Mmhh mmmh hmm mh”
    Pyro, 2019

  73. Can't lie kinda scared of pyro

  74. i fear no man… but that thing… it scares me

  75. 0:56 That is how when O watch too much girly and childish cartoon, when I dream this frikin unacceptable image.

  76. 1:23 scorch shot sweats in a nutshell

  77. İts actually sad that he thinks he is doing a good thing but in reality he is killing people

  78. I love how the pyro in this video destroys the entire blue team yet in an actual match they just w+m1 and die in like 5 seconds

  79. I don't know why but I feel identified with pyro because I love burning things and I imagine myself in a reality where I am a psychopath and I kill people :3

  80. And here we are questioning whether or not Pyro is a boy or girl

  81. I fear no man,
    But that thing,
    Herobrine
    It scares me.

  82. dear god
    the weird baby things are worse than pyro
    like pyros an adorable little bean compared to those… THINGS

  83. I fear no man, but that thing… I't scares me.

    Heavy- teamfortress 2

  84. Karen: I fear no man but that thing
    vaccines
    It scares me

  85. Insanity
    Genocide
    Fear
    Unicorns

  86. guys why u so stupid hes just on his vr headseat playing tf2 pyro

  87. Now i understand pyrovision

  88. Jesus Christ what the f*** is that

  89. do you believe in magic

  90. Pyro is crazy as hell

  91. This Guy got High on MACERONI!!!!

  92. The fact that pyro can kill all these people without a slight thought of remorse scares me.

  93. 2:12
    engie's burnt to the fucking bone on the right

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