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MY HOT ONLINE GIRLFRIEND

MY HOT ONLINE GIRLFRIEND


(attempting to call through Skype) (Ian) Shut up!! Look, Tiffany, it’s been six months. You promised me you’d
show me your face by now. (distorted voice) Yeah, I-I don’t know. Tiffany, look. You know I hate arguing with you
’cause I love you so much. Just please show me your face. Okay, fine. Just, I gotta fix my hair, okay? I’ll be right back.
I promise. Awesome. You’re gonna make such a beautiful wife. (Tiffany) Okay, are you ready? – Yes!
– (Tiffany) Here I come. (power shuts down) No. No! No! I was gonna see
your possibly beautiful face! Tiffannnnnnnnnny! Dude, the power’s out. Yeah, no sh*t. Okay, dude, we need to get
the power back on right now because I was in the middle
of a super hot date with a possibly extremely hot girl. What are you talking about? Okay, I really didn’t want to tell
you until I married her, but I’ve been kind of
secretly dating this girl for the past six months
and I haven’t exactly seen her face yet. You can’t be serious. Yeah, I’m serious. If you’re so serious,
do the serious dance. (sighs) (dubstep music) My god, you are serious. Yeah, okay, the power’s out. The breaker probably tripped
so we just need to flip that little switchy thingie. No, no, no, no, no, no. I would definitely not go
outside if I were you. Why? Well, because the power’s
probably out everywhere, so the planes in the sky
probably also don’t have power, so they’re coming to the ground,
crashing and killing everyone. That could happen? Seriously? (dubstep music) Oh my god. Yeah, it’s serious. Look, I’d probably just give
up on her anyway. Man, look, it’s been what?
Two minutes? Dude, girls move on so quickly. She’s probably already with some other guy, if she hasn’t already been crushed
and killed by all the falling planes. No, man. This is the love of my life. I can’t give up on her now. – You haven’t even seen her face!
– I’ve seen her breasts, and they’re amazing. All we need to do is find
another way to power the computer. (shuffling) Hey, what are you doing? It’s simple physics, dude. If I build up enough static electricity,
then I can touch the computer, then it’ll come back on. Oh my god, that is never gonna work. TWO HOURS LATER Please work, please work, please work! Tiffany, I’m coming. (groans) Oh my god!
Dude, are you okay? (groans) Dude, that’s it. I’m never gonna get the power back on. I’m never gonna see
Tiffany’s possibly hot face. And I’m never gonna even be able
to take her to an Elvis concert. You know Elvis has been dead
for, like, 50 years, right? Dude, I saw him in Vegas a month ago. If the power was on right now,
I would totally Wikipedia the sh*t out of that and prove your ass so wrong. Well, if you’re serious
about him being dead, do the serious dance. No, I don’t want to– Do the f*cking serious dance. (dubstep music) Oh my god.
Oh my god! Oh my god.
I’m so cold. Everything’s falling apart. I need one of those useless foil blankets
that they always give to victims of tragedies. Here you go. Hey, you have the same
shirt as my girlfriend. I–yeah, yeah, this is a real popular shirt. You have the same
belly button hair as her too. Yeah, I mean, it’s a really– You have the same crotch bulge as her too! Dude, have you been catfishing me? Okay, yes!
Okay, yes. I catfished you. (groaning) You were moping around
like a fricking loser. (groaning) I had to do something
to raise your self esteem. By pretending to be
my girlfriend for six months?! Dude, I quit gluten for you! Yeah, and your acne cleared up. I wrote a bunch
of erotic fan fictions about us. And they all got published. We cybered for 12 hours straight! Look, dude, I was just
trying to be a good friend. (grumbles) Wait… (Anthony) What? (Anthony) What-What are you doing? This could work. You-You’re not serious. (dubstep music) F*ck my life. (Ian) Thanks for watching, guys. If you’re not subscribed already,
you can click that big ass subscribe button
and you can see our possibly beautiful faces every week. (Anthony) And if you guys want
to see bloopers from this video, and see why we said this: (both) Boner! Click the video on the left. And if you guys wanna watch us play Five Nights at Freddy’s 3–
yeah, they made a sequel to the sequel–the treequel.
Click the video on the right to watch the Smosh Games crew
scream like little bitches. Okay. (screaming) (screaming in slow mo) [Captioned by Subtitle YouTube]

Comments (100)

  1. Who is watching 2019?

  2. Only true Smosh fan would know that the thumbnail changed

  3. Me when i see Tiffany 4:16

  4. I like tjis song

  5. this was uploaded exactly 4 years ago

  6. You have the same crotch bludge as her
    LMFAOO

  7. Who has that computer in 2015?

  8. Why did the thumbnail change?

  9. I love this video, miss old smosh days

  10. When you eat the most disgusting food ever 3:57

  11. I think he’s gonna fuck more then your life, Anthony…

  12. Elvis sucks Michael Jackson is better all elvis does is just twith

  13. This was on 2015… Wtf is with the huge ass monitor?

  14. What Ian said he so it was Anthony

  15. 2:57 2015 38 years and 2019 42 years

  16. Let's be logical… airplanes dont use city power lines!

  17. Let me guess anthony was the girl
    Edit: holy shit I was right

  18. The power could go out in all of the world. Planes will still fly and cars will still run. Fortunatly they arent wirelessly charged.
    That is unless someone becomes dumb enough to change them so we wirelessly supply these giant flying busses with energy.

  19. Omg the Skype theme⏮⏮🤤

  20. How can you get married without seeing her face when you kiss her

  21. The serious dance should be a meme

  22. This is when smosh tried to be funny. Smosh is lacking in 2015.

  23. Hahahahaha 😂😂👍🏻

  24. Does anyone know there eyes in painting in

  25. Your not serious

  26. Who see that damn shadow

  27. 1:21 1:50 3:17 4:35

  28. I gotta knoe this sung.n33d h4lp

  29. COMPUTERS SUUKS

  30. SERIOUS DANCE TIME!!!
    In THE COMMENTS

  31. Why is this in the Reccomnded list

  32. Back when people had computers like that

  33. Look at the left corner at 00:41 and you will see some movement

  34. How massive that computer is lol

  35. But massaging girl?

  36. My first online relationship lasted 2 weeks

  37. U guys know Skype I do too

  38. Anthony still hella hawt

    Just have to put that out there AHEM.

  39. FYI Planes have hydraulics so i don't think the engines would turn off anyway

  40. I always make my friends do the serious dance to prove how serious they are now.

  41. f,, k your life s,, t

  42. Who watches this in 2019
    Click the like button
    👍

  43. Twisted ending😂

  44. Seriousl dance? 😅

  45. anthony cut the power thats why

  46. Wow that serious dance

  47. G. uy
    I. n
    R. eal
    L. ife

  48. Epic games should add the serious dance to Fortnite

  49. When the skype ringtone play, i thought my friend invited me to play minecraft, good ol’ days.

  50. “You have the same croch bulge as my girlfriend”

  51. Ohh 😯 no the gay ness ohh 😯 god no !!

  52. so the girl is anthony but why is the voice so female like

  53. 1:20 the serious dance next to be added on fortnite

  54. I bee nwaxthing smosh for 14 years and still some videos I never seen them

  55. Why are you guys removing thumbnails

  56. Still better lighting than season 8 of Game of thrones

  57. Who’s watching this in july 2019

  58. It’s fake 🖐👏🏻🔌🤨

  59. I thought it would be Stevie

  60. Anthony and ian is my OTP:))

  61. 0:39 treadors march starts playing

  62. I recognuzed Anthony's stomach from the start and knew it was him. Who else?

  63. DO THE SERIOUS DANCE!

  64. *Smosh the movie be like*

  65. Lowkey thought the skype for me

  66. Elvis is dead!!!! WHAT!!!!???

  67. Memeulous in a nutshell

  68. My mums name is Tiffany wu

  69. Do the **BEEP**ing serious dance…

  70. Well, at least "Tiffany" had a pretty face, so Ian wasn't completely catfished. 🙂

  71. If the power was put how are u recording

  72. Did someone else did not understand the end?

  73. That serios dance is WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  74. This video should’ve been called “the serious dance”

  75. Wtf is the serious dance

  76. Do the serious dance

  77. Tiffani is the name of my integrated science teacher

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