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Sports Fair 2018 | The Sports Assassin

Sports Fair 2018 | The Sports Assassin


Hi I’m Bread, Your VP Activities and I’m at
sports fair, speaking to all of our sports Teams Welcome to Sports Fair! *Cheering* Bread: Nailed it! Music – A Million Lifetimes by David Thulin (Feat. Amber Adams) [Unikron Remix] BREAD: who are you?
Niall: I’m Niall Brooks Bread: What Club are you from? Niall: Archery and I’m the secretary Bread: And how have you found today? Niall: Its been lovely, apart from the horrible horrible rain. Bread: Can I have a flyer please
Niall: Of Course you can Ben Bread: so who are you then?
Alex: I’m Alex Bread: Who are you hear with today? Alex: Uclan Tigers Cheerleading Club Bread: And how have you found today? Alex: Very Good, Very Wet but busy and good Bread: Can I have a flyer please?
Alex: Yes, you can! Bread: So, whats your name?
Cara: Cara Molloy Bread: Who are you here with Today?
Cara: Snow Sports Bread: and how have you found today? Cara: it’s amazing, we have so many fresher come to our stand, its great Bread: Can I have a flyer please? Cara: What?
Bread: A flyer Cara: Flyer, Yes Bread: So whats your Name?
Tom: I’m Tom but people call me Hodor Bread: And who are you here with today? Tom: I’m with American football team or the Uclan Rams as we are known. Bread: And how have you found today? Tom: It’s been good yeah I’ve had
lots of people come down and you know Tom: See me interested in sport that people
think well I never played it before and Tom: They come here and see us walking around in kit and it’s good Bread: Can I have a flyer and can I have your Helmet? Tom: Yeah, go on then
Bread: Yeah! Bread: So who are you with today? Maha: I’m Maha, Im part of the Karate club and we train twice a week Bread: and how have you found today? Maha: Really interesting! its a lot less busy but now it’s getting quite busy so Maha: it’s definitely interesting meeting lots of different people of different grade yeah Bread: can I have your belt and can I have a flyer please Maha: you can take this belt
Bread: Yes Bread: I’m a blue belt, Look mum I made it Bread: I made it mum Bread: So what’s your name?
Graham: My name’s Graham Count Graham: I’m the table tennis coach at Uclan Bread: And how you found today so far? Graham: It’s been good being fairly busy but the weather hasn’t helped but it’s been okay Bread: Can I have a free table tennis bats?
Graham: Sadly no Bread: Can I have a flyer instead
Graham: Yeah Bread: So, whats your name? Charlotte: Hi my name’s Charlotte Bread: And who are you here today? Charlotte: I’m here with women Football Bread: How you found it so far?
Charlotte: Yeah not too bad Charlotte: got a few players sign up already so not too bad Bread: can I have a jersey? Charlotte: Yes! Bread: Yes!
Can I have a flyer as well? Charlotte: Yes!
Bread: Yay! Bread: So what’s your name?
Rachel: I’m Rachel Bread: And what club are you with
Rachel: We’re with hockey Bread: And how have you found today so far? Rachel: It’s been good there’s
loads of freshers, Loads people wanting Rachel: to sign up with sports this year, its
looking like a good year Bread: Can I have a free hockey stick?
Rachel: of course you can! Bread: Can I have a flyer as well?
Rachel: Yeah Rachel: We are taking over from women’s Football Bread: No pressure Bread: What’s your name?
Will: I am will Bread: And who you here today?
Tom: This is trampolining club Bread: How have you found it so far today? Tom: Very cold and wet but we’ve
had lots of sign up so it’s been pretty Bread: Can I have a free Trampoline?
Tom: Can you have a free trampoline? ah well, Tom: We’ve got quite a few of them so if you ask nicely I’m sure Bread: so what’s your name?
Dax: hi my name’s Dax Bread: and what club are you here with today? Dax: I’m with Preston jiu-jitsu and Uclan jiu-jitsu Club Bread: And how are you finding sports fair so far? Dax: A little quieter than some of the
previous years but steady Bread: can I have one of the belts? Dax: you could have a white belt
and give it a go you wanted to try! Bread: Is that the best one?
Dax: I don’t know if you’re going to achieve anything else! Bread: Can I have a flyer please?
Dax: You’re Definitely going to get a flyer Dax: I wouldn’t let you go away without one Bread: So what’s your name?
Robin: Robin Bread: And who are you here today? Robin: Uclan Quidditch team
Bread: How have you found it so far? Robin: it’s amazing we’ve done a lot better than we expected Robin: and a lot of keen freshers so that’s always good Bread: can I have the Golden Snitch
Robin: I mean I’ll
have to catch it first Bread: Can I have a flyer instead?
Robin: Yeah, sure! Bread: And what’s your name
Allison: Allison Bread: and what club with today?
Allison: Swim Team Bread: And how have you found it so far? Allison: Its going good, yeah had a great time Bread: can I have a swim hat? Allison: Can you have a swim hat? You can’t have one today if you join you can have a swim hat
Bread: Can I have a flyer instead? Allison: you can have a flyer instead!
Bread: yes Bread: what’s your name?
Rebecca: Rebecca Bread: What club are you hear with today? Rebecca: We’re Taekwondo Bread: And how have you found sports fair? Rebecca: it’s a really good
we’ve had loads of interest which is Really good and we’re getting Taekwondo
out there Bread: Can I have a black belt please? Rebecca: No, sorry, It takes 13 years! Bread: 13! Bread: Can I have flyer instead?
Rebecca: Yeah Bread: *singing*this is the
greatest show, we won’t come down Nick: And then we’re AH Bread: Ah! Nick Nick: I choked, I Choked
Bread: Right, Big part, Ready? Nick: *Singing* This is the Greatest Show! Bread: Sports Fair! Bread: What’s your name?
Nick I’m Nick Bread: And what club with today?
Nick: I am with boxing Bread: I can tell Bread: how you found the day so far
Nick: oh it’s been great so many nice people and everyone’s friendly and we’ve had loads of people
sign up so it’s gonna be a big year Bread: could you beat Anthony Joshua? Nick: no no no but
I’d like to give him a hug He looks like he would give good hugs! Bread: He does probably, Yeah! Bread: And what’s your name?
Sean: Ah, Sean Bread: and what club are you with today?
Sean: Athletics Bread: And how have you found sports fair so far? Sean: yeah it’s great yeah it’s been quite busy to be honest, a lot of members signing up so that’s all good Bread: could you be Usain Bolt in a race? Sean: ah, I would try but I
don’t think so Bread: can I have a flyer? Sean: Ah, yeah Bread: And what’s your name
Jamie: Jamie Bread: and what club are you with today? Jamie: I’m with Uclan basketball Bread: And how have you found sport fair so far?
Jamie: Brilliant, absolutely fantastic bread: Could you slam dunk on Michael Jordan?
Jamie: Yes Bread: It’s a big statement, can i have a flyer as well? Jamie: of course you go
Bread: Yas Bread: Whats your name? Adam: I’m Adam
Bread: What club are you with today? Adam: I’m in fencing Bread: and how you found sports fair so far? Adam: yeah it’s good there’s a lot of
people got a lot of interest that sort of thing yeah, we’re have a good time Bread: can I have my own sword? Adam: I don’t think so
Bread: Why not? Adam: You don’t look sharp enough to have a sword Bread: Yes I love it love it!
can I have a flag instead? Adam: You can have a flag!
Bread: Yes! Bread: And what’s your name? Daisy: Daisy Bread: And what club are you with?
Daisy: Uclan Lacrosse Bread: And how have you found sports fair so far? Daisy: Really good actually,
lots of new faces about, lost old faces about that want to try new things and
so it’s been pretty good! Bread: can I wear your helmet? Daisy: By all means, if you
can put it on Bread: Challenge accepted! Daisy: You’re having a great time here!
Bread: Nailed it Bread: What’s your name?
Samantha: I’m Samantha Bread: and what club are you here with today?
Samantha: Uclan kayak and Canoe Bread: How have you found sport fair so far? Samantha: Awesome, lovely seeing all new people and we had many new members I can’t wait for the rest of it! Bread: can I have a free kayak
Samantha: Yes Bread: so what’s your name
Meg: I’m Meg Bread: And what club are you with?
Meg: from Uclan women rugby union Bread: And how have you found sports fair so far? Meg: Very good good day for everyone else and all the freshers come join uclan womens Bread: Can I have a free rugby top
Meg: yeah, you can’t but you can have a flyer
Bread: I’ll take a flyer Bread: So what’s your name
Kurt: hi my name is Kurt hope Bread: And what club are you with today? Kurt: badminton Bread: And how you found sports fair
so far? Kurt: Yeah, It’s been really good, a lot of people have signed up as well to really
interested in badminton as well Bread: Can have a free racquets?
Kurt: No you can’t, become a member for a chance for some giveaways
Bread: can i have a shuttlecock instead? Kurt: Yeah Bread: what’s your name? Niamh: I’m Niamh
Allison: Allison Bread: and what club are you with today? Allison: Dance Club Bread: And how have you found sport fair so far? Niamh: Oh wonderful
Allison: Amazing, We’ve just reached Allison: just over 100 sign ups today so
Niamh: WOO! Allison: We’ve doing well! Bread: What’s your best dance move?
Niamh: Oh Bread: Too step, yeah! *SINGING* Bread: What’s your name?
Hannah: Hannah white Bread: and what club are you here with today? Hannah: Ultimate Frisbee! Bread: How have you found sport fair so far? Hannah: Yeah, its been really good! we have been recruiting quite well so ya know it’s
been very successful Bread: what is our ultimate about Ultimate Frisbee Hannah: I mean,
it’s in the name, it’s absolutely amazing Like literally sounds dramatic but I used
to play football for 14 years and this sports have like changed my life, literally been travelling everywhere with it Germany, Spain, Italy Bread: Can i have a flyer please?
Hannah: Yeah Bread: What’s your name?
Aaron: my name’s Aaron Bread: And what club are you with today?
Aaron: Volleyball Bread: And how you found sports fair so far? Aaron: Yeah it’s been good
we’ve got quite a few to sign it up and hopefully they’ll all come down and have
fun Bread: Can you spike a volleyball?
Aaron: I mean I can try Bread: Can I have a flyer as well please?
Aaron: Of course, you can! Bread: And what’s your name
Ali: Hi I’m Ali Bread: And what club you from?
Ali: kung fu Bread: How have you found sports fair so far? Ali: Oh great, yeah, it’s an enjoyable
experience there are very nice new freshers this year Bread: Would you be Jackie
Chan in a fight? Ali: Probably not but I wouldn’t mind giving it a go probably be an honor to get my ass kicked Bread: Can I have a Flyer please?
Ali: Yeah sure Bread: so what’s your names
Vicki: I’m Vicki
Jen: I’m Jen Bread: and what club are you from today? Vicki&Jen: Equestrian Bread: and how have you found sports fair so far? Vicki: Really good!
Jen: Really Good, we got loads of new members and Jen: Everyone has been raising money for charity by guessing the name of the pony and stuff. Bread: Have you all been horsing around
Jen: Definitely! Bread: Can I have a flyer please?
Vicki: Absolutely!
Jen: You can indeed! Bread: So what’s your name?
James: James Bread: And what club are you here with today?
James: Uclan CC Bread: And How you found sports Fair so far? James: It’s good yeah had a good time, signed some people up, so it’s all good! Bread: Are you having a corker right now?
James: Yes we are! Bread: Can I have a flyer please?
James: Yes you can! Bread: so what’s your name my name’s?
Daryl: My name is Daryl
Caitlin: Caitlin Bread: What club are you with today? Daryl: We are with Sir Tom Finny Sport Centre Bread: And how have you found sports fair so far? Caitlin: Its good! Daryl: Yeah, its been an interesting day different diverse people and we’ve
had a lot of people who are signing up for fun and because they’re
interested Bread: Can I have a Jersey? Daryl: You will have to ask Cath,
she’s the runner the organisation but I’m sure we can nick you one somewhere Bread: Can I have a flyer instead? Daryl: You can have a flyer, Yeah! Bread: So what’s your name?
Christina: I’m Christina Lee Bread: And what club you from?
Christina: Mountaineering Bread: And how have you found sports fair so far?
*Repeat* Christine: its been really good, really good, loads of people are interested! How have you found it? Bread: Your the first person how has asked me! Thank you every much! I really enjoyed it, its been great talking to loads of new people and all you lovely clubs and yeah Bread: Can you climb another mountain? Christine: oh yeah! Bread: Can I have a flyer please?
Christina: I have ran out but you can have this one! Bread: I’ll take it yeah Bread: Thanks for all the guys that came down to sports fair today to see all our great clubs hope you found a new
sport then you’re gonna fall in love with. If you didn’t get a chance to come see
all the teams, and you can find them down in the description below and also at Uclan su, yeah, have a great day! Oh god no ah! Nailed it! I’m now gonna fly off!

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