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Sports News, Netflix and Porn?

Sports News, Netflix and Porn?


the problem with today’s day and age is
that there’s such an influx of news all the time sometimes like you just said
the offseason is actually better because there’s trade storylines there’s no
heartbreak there’s only hope there’s there’s hope to sell and there’s nothing
else and so it’s almost better in the offseason so it doesn’t really matter
what time of year it is you get to times of right now and it should all be
exciting no matter how good the teams are doing because there’s just so many
teams playing but we were inundated with all of this
all the time so and maybe that’s part of the problem maybe that’s part of your
depression no it’s just the fact that there’s there’s so much more information
out there and there’s so many other things that are entertaining back then you
cared about lite-brite Lincoln Logs Lincoln Logs are just as much fun today
as they were when you played with them and they’re still made of wood the
fucking skip it peanut kids come around see what just
get into town and game boys like
like game boys were fascinating a green little tiny green screen that was this
big they can’t even see look pokemon is still the one of the greatest handheld
games but on if on technology on a real advice that has something so back then
if you got the newspaper you got to read through it that was exciting that was
that was thrilling and you had your five channels on TV and if you’re lucky
enough like I was to have parents that got premium HBO at 9 or 10 o’clock at
night when they left and you babysat you could see some titties right when
Netflix came out like you wanted to binge absolutely everything and now like
you said how long did it take you to find something that’s even worth
watching it well it takes it takes forever but then you eventually you
settle on something and that movies great like but you probably could have
settled on 27 movies before that but nothing’s ever good enough ahhh I
feel like I can find something better something better something better so you
just keep on scrolling it there’s a funny a funny joke the other day that
Netflix is selling subscriptions where you can’t watch any of the movies all
you can do is scroll and it’s four dollars that furballs people I’d be a
great investment cuz nobody ever watched anything on it you just scroll I was
telling you earlier that’s like I’ll have an hour at night let me all right I
got an hour before I really got to make sure I had the better I got to read or
do it you know something constructive like I’ll scroll for an
hour never actually watch anything and I got there there was my night that was
fun get it good good times yeah and it’s just like porn – oh it’s just like porn
is that back in the day like with porn like you could fire one off to a chick in
a bikini out of the Sears magazine or you know you had the same playboy that
you’ve seen seventy-five to a hundred times and pages are crusty you oh yeah
it didn’t matter the appeal that stuff apart as long as those pictures aren’t
damaged you’re good but now it’s like it takes me an hour an hour and a half just
to find a single girl with the best money shot that’s even worth me
considering assassinating my little swimmers let them go out and play well
it’s it’s it’s funny too because even right when when porn on handhelds that
shit first came out it was still you could still fire one off pretty quickly
because if you found an HD video with a with a chick who was your style you were
in because it took long enough to just find an HD video and a hot girl now
they’re all 1080 or 4K you’re probably too young to remember you know it does not even matter anymore back in the day you’re probably just a
little bit too young for this but I remember racing home from elementary
school maybe this middle school I don’t remember but racing home dialing up AOL listening to all those little annoying little beep beep oh yeah and then waiting about 5 to 10 minutes for a picture of a chick in hopeful I am definitely not too young
for that or just again in a swimsuit and just firing one off before mom and dad got home I am definitely not too young for that I remember doing the same thing
downloading downloading pictures oh yeah like LimeWire and she oh yeah but that
was even later though I mean there was times before that like I said it was you
really worked for it I mean you have to wait I’d load them all up and then I’d
go and find something to do for a little the problem was it was on the family
computer so it’s not yeah it’s just saving your own little archive you to
delete it delete your history do all that and then explain later and your mom
goes “how come there’s no history on here?” I don’t know I probably hit the wrong button who knows? good point I would wait like my parents would be up we’re going we’re going out
tonight you know I was bit yes yes yes oh man computer to myself because this
is far more interesting like you if you actually really want to discuss
Minnesota sports? I do why so many topics to talk about
but it’s like I said it’s like going to six funerals let’s discuss every single
funeral that one is even worse than the other one let me tell you more about it

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