MY HOT ONLINE GIRLFRIEND

MY HOT ONLINE GIRLFRIEND

(attempting to call through Skype) (Ian) Shut up!! Look, Tiffany, it's been six months. You promised me you'd show me your face by now. (distorted v

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HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND

HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND

- (dude) I have a girlfriend. She just goes to a different school. - (Ian) SHUT UP!!! - Have you ever wanted to be an independent person, free from

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THE TRUTH BEHIND EMOJIS

THE TRUTH BEHIND EMOJIS

(girlish voice) How come there aren't any emojis of hot emo boys making out? (Ian) SHUT UP!!! In 1998, Shigetaka Kurita used the first emoji. (gong

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