Ah, there you are. Wondering what’s going on, eh? One question first: Are you feeling anything that can be construed as explosive cell death? No? Wonderful! Let’s get started. Welcome to the edge of the galaxy! The frontier of space. Well, at least it was until the coporations bought it, rented it, and started selling it at ludicrously inflated prices. And the rest of your fellow settlers? Abandoned on the edge of the colony. I’d save them myself but the Board’s got a bounty on my head. So, that’s why I thawed you out. You appear… capable. Look I get it. Taking on the corporation has left with two choices: Bad and worse. But you have to choose. And you have to choose now! You know you didn’t have to shoot either one right? But it’s fine, I guess. You just keep being you. Spacer’s Choice is not responsible for any
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