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Tina Fey, Maya Rudolph, and Amy Poehler’s Oscars 2019 Introduction

Tina Fey, Maya Rudolph, and Amy Poehler’s Oscars 2019 Introduction


♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>AND NOW, PLEASE WELCOME TINA FEY, MAYA RUDOLPH, AND AMY POEHLER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO THE 1 MILLIONTH ACADEMY AWARDS. WE ARE NOT YOUR HOSTS. BUT WE’RE GOING TO STAND HERE A LITTLE TOO LONG SO THAT THE PEOPLE WHO GET “USA TODAY” TOMORROW WILL THINK THAT WE HOSTED.>>THAT’S GREAT. SO, JUST A QUICK UPDATE, IN CASE YOU’RE CONFUSED. THERE IS NO HOST TONIGHT. THERE WON’T BE A POPULAR MOVIE CATEGORY, AND MEXICO IS NOT PAYING FOR THE WALL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>THAT’S RIGHT. AND WE WON’T BE DOING AWARDS DURING THE COMMERCIALS, BUT WE WILL BE PRESENTING COMMERCIALS DURING THE AWARDS. SO IF ALL THE WINNERS COULD PLEASE SAY “HELLMAN’S MAYONNAISE: WE’RE ON THE SIDE OF FOOD” INSTEAD OF SPEECHES, THAT WOULD BE GREAT.>>AGAIN, WE ARE NOT YOUR HOSTS THIS YEAR, BUT IF WE HAD HOSTED, IT WOULD HAVE PROBABLY GONE LIKE THIS –>>I’M FREDDIE MERCURY.>>BUSTER SCRUGGS, I HARDLY KNOW HER.>>THAT’S A GOOD ONE. HEY, CHADWICK BOSEMAN, WAKANDA PLANS DO YOU HAVE LATER?>>THESE SPANX ARE SO TIGHT THEY’VE ENTERED MY SPIDER-VERSE.>>I’M SAM ELLIOTT FROM SAM ELLIOTT MUSTACHE WAX.>>DON’T WORRY, BRADLEY, AFTER FOUR KIDS, I, TOO, HAVE PEED MYSELF AT THE GRAMMYS. ♪>>EVERYONE, LOOK UNDER YOUR SEATS. YOU’RE ALL GETTING ONE OF THOSE CHEESE SANDWICHES FROM THE FYRE FESTIVAL.>>YAY!>>WE’RE NOT GOING TO DO ANY OF THAT. >>NOPE. >>WE’RE HERE TO PRESENT THE AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTRESS. ALTHOUGH, IN MY EXPERIENCE, THEY’RE ALL OUTSTANDING, BECAUSE WOMEN NATURALLY SUPPORT EACH OTHER. >>YES, THAT’S TRUE. [ APPLAUSE ]>>THAT’S VERY, VERY TRUE. FOR EXAMPLE, I SUPPORT BOTH OF YOU FINANCIALLY. >>YES.>>AND I HOLD YOUR BOOBS WHILE YOU JOG.>>AND I DUB ALL YOUR DIALOGUE

Comments (100)

  1. These 3 ladies should have been the host! Get it right next time Academy!

  2. These ladies would be a dream host trio

  3. Best speech of the night. 🤓

  4. Mya, Amy, Tina, Melissa, and Kristen need to host next year or at least do a movie together

  5. They are so funny can't wait for Ricky Gervis lol 💓 to Host

  6. These women are fucken hilarious! But I've known that for years… ❤ you ladies

  7. What short of shite is this

  8. Please make this trio host every award show 🙏

  9. I don’t know these ladies but the one in the middle looks 😋

  10. Bradley, you lucky bastard😀

  11. 0:49 What's Willem saying to his daughter?

  12. This literally made me turn away from the screen it was so cringe

  13. I want to see Julia Louis Dreyfuss hosting an award once. She's the best.

  14. You wonder why nobody watches this shit

  15. Kristen wiig should be included too

  16. actors have to be the fakest, most vapid, smarmy, arty farty and smug fucks on the planet

  17. Americans = not funny
    Women = absolutely not funny
    American women = why… just give up

  18. So much PC and BS in the first 2 minutes of this retarded show.

  19. Women aren’t funny.🤭

  20. Painful .woman aren't funny .no matter how much you want them to be .

  21. Yall watch out for their movie Wine Country coming soon! Can't wait!

  22. We need a Bridesmaids/baby mama movie with these 3 funny women in it

  23. 0:05 oh my god imagine if they started playing the smash bros melee theme

  24. I love Tina Fey… the microwave makes a movie hahah… Amy with presenting commercial during the awards… and Maya Rudolph my favorite as in OMG… her dress is okay fits her character on stage… love these three and agree Kristen wiig should akso be there 🙂

  25. In the shalalalalalalalalalalalow

  26. THEY SHOULD HOST NEXT YEAR!!!!

  27. Maya Rudolf made it political with her spill. What a SKANK she is!!!

  28. I can't stand Amy Poehler

  29. pls get them to host. this is so funny

  30. I dont even see how females can find this shit funny. Its pure AIDS of the ears.

  31. Why couldn't these SNL queens just be the hosts?! Was it really that difficult to make it happen?

  32. Maya, Tina, and Amy…that's brilliant comedy!

  33. Does anyone else realize how good mya Rudolf nailed that song

  34. Please let them host next year!!!!! These spanks are so tight they entered my spiderverse…I lost it.

  35. Still waiting patiently for Tina and Amy to host Oscars since 2015☹️

  36. I love them!!!! So funny!!

  37. All did porn early in their careers.

  38. Maya’s Dress: 🤢🤮🤢🤮

  39. Tina Fey💣 What a women❤😍😍😍

  40. So… why weren't they the hosts this year?

  41. They are everything! I cant for the life of me understand why they just didn't host the whole show

  42. 2:05 give to that man another Oscar

  43. GOD I LOVE THEM.
    BUT, I think the show went by smoothly without a host. IF they decide to have one, THESE LADIES PLEASE!!! or no host at all.

  44. Cool mom, math teacher and a bride

  45. All of you are saying these three need to host together but I say they all need a SHOW together omg they are so funny I love them

  46. eh, fuck Hollywood

  47. THESE WOMEN HAVE NEVER BEEN FUNNY, SMART OR ENTERTAINING! THE OSCARS SUCK AS USUAL, COMPLETE WITH FAKE COURTESY LAUGHS FOR THESE UNFUNNY ASSHOLES!

  48. Humorless and so annoying especially the fat one @ 1:50

  49. Tina and Amy should host…there are tons of people they can roast

  50. Damn… Poehler. That's a nice suit.

  51. This wasn't funny…..

  52. Can those three please host next year

  53. Amy’s face looks weird tho

  54. They. Should. Have. Hosted.

  55. Who the man beside captain America?

  56. Maya Rudolph?????
    And Amy Poehler looks next to death.

  57. Music at the begining ?

  58. I love their camaraderie

  59. my microwave makes a movie… LOL

  60. amy poelher, please fire your makeup artist and hairdresser

  61. 3 legends….
    <3

  62. Comedy queens ❤️ ngl they can represent as the Modern Golden Girls

  63. 3 of the funniest ladies on earth. Maya Rudolph makes my sides split in everything.

  64. I love seeing my 3 favs including Octavia Spencer and Sarah Paulson at 0:21

    Edit: Including many other actors that I love

  65. They’ve pretty much confirmed they won’t have a host again next year since they believe this one went so well without one.

  66. It's so cute when maya wear things her mom probably would have worn if they had that in the 70s.

  67. Oh boy, i've always liked the Golden Girls.

  68. Women naturally support each other is the best joke most of women talk trash about other women these days

  69. Where is Kristen Wiig the Queen!

  70. 1:42 HOW IS THIS NOT A MEME????

  71. 2:20 "Women naturally support each other"
    __
    There is a special place in hell for women who don't support other women
    Gosh they're STILL not over the Taylor feud ICONICCC 🤣🤣🤣

  72. These 3 women and Kristen Wiig, always make my laugh so hard!!!! Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  73. Kindly cancel the Oscars next year if these three ladies aren’t the hosts.

  74. I always coming back here and never fail to laugh

  75. I'm inviting all 3 to my wedding and asked them to toast <3

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  77. Tinay Fey and Amy Poehler are a team. Maya Rudolph is good. Kritsen Wiig is best

  78. These 3 everytime

  79. that wink!! 2:27 love Sarah

  80. THESE 3 OLD BITCHES HAVE NEVER BEEN FUNNY! STUPID

  81. After all the politics in Hollywood, I stop watching the past 2 years. What a mess without a host. I am sorry but it's true

  82. Where's the Jussie Smollett comment if you are going to talk about politics?

  83. Omg Irina was sitting between Bradley and Gaga 1:54

  84. I got a taste of the Lemon, and it was not bitter my friends.

  85. LOVE them! But seriously.. What was Maya thinking when she put on that dress..?!? 🙈

  86. Where’s Tiffany Haddish 😂🤣😭😭

  87. If Sam Elliot isn't safe, nobody is. You all gettin' shot down tonight. 😂😂😂😂

  88. Tina ❤️Amy ❤️Amy ❤️Tina❤️

  89. Tina Fey can play Anna Kendrick's mother. Just saying

  90. Even Sam Elliot ain't safe from these divas. 😂😂😂😂

  91. Women support eachother? All of history, biology, and psychology tends to differ.

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