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Totinos with Kristen Stewart – SNL

Totinos with Kristen Stewart – SNL


>>GO, GO, GO, TOUCHDOWN!
>>IS EVERYONE ENJOYING THE BIG GAME?
>>COME ON BABE, DON’T ACT LIKE YOU KNOW SPORTS.
>>MY HUSBAND’S RIGHT. WHEN IT COMES TO THE BIG GAME,
THERE’S ONLY ONE THING I KNOW ABOUT.
FEEDING MY HUNGRY GUYS.>>NO!
OH, FUMBLE!>>AND THIS YEAR’S GAME IS
BIGGER THAN EVER. WHICH MEANS I’LL BE FEEDING THEM
MORE TOTINOS THAN EVER.>>BABE, NEED MORE TOTINOS, DAVE
JUST GOT HERE.>>NOT A PROBLEM.
BECAUSE THIS YEAR I’VE GOT THE NEW TOTINO TOTINO TWO-PACK.
IT’S TWICE THE TOTINO FOR TWICE THE HUNGRY GUYS.
>>ENOUGH YAPPING, WE NEED THE TOTINOS.
TED’S HERE TOO, AND HE BROUGHT HIS SISTER.
>>GREAT, MORE HANDS TO HELP ME MAKE DELICIOUS TOTINOS —
♪♪♪>>PIZZA ROLLS.
♪♪♪ OH, MY.
>>HI. I’M SABINE.
WHAT’S YOUR NAME?>>I’VE NEVER HAD ONE.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>THAT’S A SHAME.
♪♪♪ [ LAUGHTER ]
>>I SHOULD BRING THESE OUT.>>NO, STAY WITH ME.
>>WHAT ABOUT MY HUNGRY GUYS? [ LAUGHTER ]
>>WHAT ARE YOU HUNGRY FOR?>>TOUCHDOWN!
YES!>>HEY, BABE, WE NEED THOSE
TOTINOS, WHAT’S GOING ON BACK THERE?
♪♪♪ ♪♪♪
[ LAUGHTER ] ♪♪♪
♪♪♪>>WHAT IS IT?
>>EVERY BIG GAME BEFORE THIS ONE, I’VE BEEN ASLEEP.
BUT, SABINE — [ SPEAKING FRENCH ]
>>THEY’RE GOING TO PUNT.>>THEY’RE GOING TO PUNT.
[ LAUGHTER ] ♪♪♪
♪♪♪ [ LAUGHTER ]
♪♪♪ [ SPEAKING FRENCH ]
>>BABE, WHAT’S TAKING SO LONG WITH THOSE TOTINOS?
YOU GIRLS MAKING OUT BACK THERE?>>HA HA HA!
>>YOU’RE CRAZY. ♪♪♪
[ LAUGHTER ]>>TOTINO.
THIS SPRING, FIND YOUR TOTINO. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>BABE?

Comments (100)

  1. Tortilla rolls have never been so hoy

  2. Why is the Quizlet Live music playing.

  3. The N.F.L is as fake as S.N.L.

  4. This ad was so beautiful. I'm happy for them both and at least they won't go hungry.

  5. Vanessa Bayer keeps writing skits that had her making out with guests. Good for her!

  6. Can we get a Totino's supercut?

  7. Damn Vanessa Bayer always get to make out with the hot SNL guests

  8. Bruh, this call me by her nonexistent name skit has wanting to retroactively born as a lesbian

  9. The beauty of the filming view that breaks the ugly drama that TV has so many times if a vulgar utilitarian vision of life. Obviously, the rebel girl comes to break that reality of the trashy life in that house with so much more beauty than all those kind of men. And the moment when they put the vision of the TV way of looking at what is happening in the kitchen and the living room in the same angle looks shocking compared to the separate visions of reality and versions of what is happening there, in the filming style that looks beautiful and poetic and safe and almost normal, and in the TV way of looking that looks shocking and crazy and degrading. Wow.

  10. Call me by your pizza roll

  11. Soooo now i have a crush on Kristen Stewart

  12. I died folks. They was like three feet away. Lol

  13. Hmmm I was aroused by that

  14. Kristen is freaking beautiful

  15. That's funny. She's so much prettier with longer hair

  16. "now what are you hungry for?"
    do we really need to answer this question? 😁

  17. Finally unblocked in my country lmao

  18. That was hot AF. As a Pizza Roll lover this hit a kink for me I didn't know existed 😗

  19. I don't think anyone can resist Kristen Stewart 😍😍😍😍😍

  20. did…did they give kristen stewart the same name in charlie's angels that she had in the totino's commercial?

  21. Funny bit,
    Stupid commercial.

  22. I love how Vanessa always ends up making out with the hot guests she's my icon

  23. And that's how you lose your girl

  24. I need to find my Totino

  25. Girls need to be more forward like Kristen Stewart here.

  26. totino? ive never had one.

  27. This was beautiful .it was about pizza rolls and it was beautiful.

  28. Where can I buy these. Now.

  29. The Festival de Cannes logo xD.

  30. The music OMG 😂😂😂😂

  31. attractive celebrity:
    vanessa: im gonna make out w you

  32. Where was this for a long time? Thanks so much for putting this back 😍😍😍😍😍

  33. Kate in the backstage is probably kicking herself and thinking: "I COULD'VE BEEN MAKING OUT WITH KRISTEN STEWART RIGHT NOW!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!"

  34. "Gay sex is so hot"
    – Grace Adler

  35. a couple months ago i saw this sketch for the first time and cried. fast forward and im dating the most beautiful, funny, kind, intelligent, genuine gal in the world. this woman gave me the courage to find my totino and i will never be the same

  36. Aaand I'm aroused by totinos now. unzips

  37. this could honestly pass off as one of those strange perfume commercials that are overtly sensual for no fucking reason 😂

  38. I didn't know I was this gay for Kristen Stewart.

  39. The lesbian ad we deserve

  40. Lololololol why kristine is so fvcking funny omg

  41. No Totinos were served that day

  42. Kristen Stewart can make you gay in one glance

  43. I love how she has a different husband everytime

  44. Great camara work and editing

  45. Someone is on drugs. Not even makeup can hide those bags

  46. The ending feels like a perfume commercial. 😂

  47. I’m Sabine, what’s your name?
    I never had one
    That’s a shame

  48. The French is the best part

  49. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  50. A little blue is the warmest color mixed in with French there.

  51. Never thought an SNL sketch would give me half a stock….but I stand corrected.

  52. 0:52 ahhahHAHAAA

    That lady in the crowd knows what's up.

  53. Bitch ain't even hot

  54. Memories of the Emmanuelle movies flooding back. Lol

  55. Is it just me or kristen looks hotter than ever?

  56. After watching the second time, I think I became a lesbian. It's weird because I'm a man.

  57. what piano song is this?

  58. why cant that be me

  59. "Hey guys this popular sketch is lacking in clever writing to expand upon the running gag. What should we do?"

    "Non sequitur lesbian make out?"

    "Non sequitur lesbian make out."

  60. Still a better love story than Twilight.

  61. I love how this is all happening behind them

  62. THIS BRINGS BACK MEMORIES WHEN I WAS BEING HELD HOSTAGE !!!!

  63. Well, they ARE tasty.

  64. Going from Vanessa and Kristen having their heads touch, in such an intimate situation, transition to, "they're going to punt, they got to punt" so smoothly never ceases to make me die

  65. This had me weak😆

  66. Things are getting steamy in the Totinos™ cinematic universe.

  67. This is so Beautifuuuuuuuuuuuul !!!

  68. This is what it’s like going to a woman’s college

  69. Snl is a helluva job

  70. this is too funny.

  71. However much Totinos is paying for this advertising isn’t enough.

  72. Last time Vanessa talked about those damn Totinos it went in a VERY different direction!

  73. 2:30 That woman laughing in the background represented me. And I’m a man.

  74. Hmm I couldn't even decide who I would wanna swap places with more in this scenario…

  75. Damn i want some totino Now!

  76. This was when I fell in love with Beck lol

  77. I really love the music and the romance that is happening here. It makes me come back and always rewatch this video because of how much it warms my heart….😭

  78. name of the music please

  79. Doesn’t Kristen Stewart play a character named sabine in charlie’s angels? Lol

  80. Less than three minutes of romance, still better than Twilight.

  81. This is the sort of sexual tension I imagine in my head when I say hi to anyone.

  82. Is this quizlet music in the background

  83. This is just beautiful!!

  84. leave it to SNL to showcase Kristen's acting ability. lmao

  85. Whispers… " but what about my hungry guys" lol! First time I saw this I couldn't stop laughing.

  86. Totinos is certainly taking a unique angle in their advertising.

  87. Omg why is this exactly how I imagined my encounter with Kristen Stewart 😩🥺 it’s not faiiirrrr

  88. Sabin….a Wilson… CHARLIE'S ANGELS IS SO CLOSE

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