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TVF Bachelors | S02E02 – Bachelors vs Month End

TVF Bachelors | S02E02 – Bachelors vs Month End


Uncle, my friend, Shiv,
has cancer, in the 3rd stage. So I’m collecting money today
for his treatment. His chemo is also on.
Show him, Shiv. Son, 3rd stage, right? Only prayers can save him now. Not money. Come on, leave now. Both of you get out of here. -No, Uncle…
-Go, man. Uncle, he can be save… Oh man! I told you say it’s the 1st stage! I thought we’ll get more donation
if I said it was the 3rd stage. Our month end would be sorted. Month End- Is ‘that time of the month’
for us guys. Bachelors go through this
painful cycle every month. Fuck! It’s started. While we crave for money… Hello, Dr. Chaddha? What’s the rate
for Pakistani sperm? There’s a society that doesn’t seem
to understand this problem of ours. Shilpi, what are you saying?! I know it’s the month end for me
but why will I snatch your chain? I love you! I didn’t snatch your chain!
I didn’t do it… It’s being said that because of the ‘DEBT’
virus, people are changing into debt walkers. If we have to believe sources,
these walkers target people who haven’t paid their bills for months together. Which basically are bachelors
who roam around is groups of 4. So if you’re a bachelor, stay safe,
stay hungry, but don’t be foolish
to go outside. You don’t have to explain
the situation man. Mr. Jeetu! There’s a notice from
the electricity board. You’ve not paid the bill
for 3 months. Yeah we’ll pay it, we’ll pay
when we get our salaries. -Mr. Jeetu, this new look suits you…
-Go and do your work. You’re not getting any money.
We’ll pay later. Come on. The electricity will get cut
today itself. Don’t come running to my place
to crash. When will you pay me
for the newspaper? We’ll give it to you, man.
We’re not running away anywhere. -I’ve been hearing this for 4 months.
-Speak properly, man. Come on. Who buys newspapers just
for weed? Give me my 900 bucks! After getting all this stuff
I don’t have money for a shave now. I already bought a Mach 3, it works
for 3 months so there’s expenses. I just have this change left. I think during our month end, we should
eat snake, lizards and roaches like commandos. -There are tons at home.
-People in my village eat dead bodies. I mean, of chickens. What’s this? This looks like an after party, man. We went to buy Maggie
and the society guys partied? If there was a party, I’m sure
there are left overs, right? I’ll go check,
you guys go ahead. The newspaper guy’s cycle is here…
This doesn’t seem like a party. Oh man, what happened to him? What happened to him? Hey,you! Are you high on thinner again? Shit, this is empty, man. They came! They came
to take their money. I told them I’ll give it to them on
the 1st ’cause it’s my month end now. But they, turned into animals! Wild things! They snatched away the money
I had for just 4 cigarettes. -Who are you talking about?
-The tea guy, cigarette guy… They’re coming! No one can be saved!
No one will be saved, you fools! There was nothing, man. Hey, Badri, didn’t you take money
from me for cigarettes the other day? -Yes.
-Give it back! Give me back my money! I’ll get my salary the day after,
take it from me after that. Fuck, what’s this? What’s this? My money… My milk money… I’ll cut all! I’ll cut the WiFi wire… I’ll cut it all off! Hey, what are you doing? Baldy! Give me money
for the barber. Hey! What are you staring at?
Get in fast! -Where are the keys, guys?
-Where are the keys? -I have it.
-Quick, man! -This is a key to the fridge.
-Whose fridge? It might be under the door mat, man. The door mat… Guys, you’re sure
this is your apartment? I told you guys we’ll get
a name plate. But y’all didn’t listen.
Now get aside! Phone a friend, audience poll.
50-50. Hey, they’re all our keys.
Pick any of it! -They’re coming…
-Open it, man! He’s biting me! I got my money for the tea… Our account’s cleared. I saw their bills
for the past 3 months. They were scary. How will we pay back their debt? Why have they come at the end
of the month to ask for money, man? It’s just the 30th today. They could’ve come day after
when we got salaries. They’re all awake. They’re debt walkers
back from the debt. This has never happened before. It’s the first time this has happened
in 17-18 weeks. When your debt fills up
their registers, and when they don’t have money to buy
new registers, that’s when they come. “Take it tomorrow”;
“Don’t you trust me?” “Let my salary come.”
Excuses like that won’t work any more. They are evolved. Who are you and why
are you helping us? Because you guys are going through
a bad time of the month. And I’m the king of bad times. First things first, you’ll have to save
yourselves from the debt walkers. You’ll need weapons for that. No, thanks. If I need weapons, why would
I’ve come from Pakistan to India? I’m not talking ’bout those weapons, you
scrambled piece of egg! I’m talking about these weapons. If you face them… Just show them your debit
and credit cards. If they still don’t settle down,
give them your pin. -ATM pin?
-Fool! Y’all just hide here. If they still break-in, then aim for their heads. -Throw money at their faces.
-That’s exactly what we don’t have. Oh, sorry. This one was my fantasy. Even I don’t have money. Looks like we’ll have to spend the night
at home just like New year’s. That must be the maid,
I’ll tell her to make some Maggie. Miss Shanta! You paid your maid, right? Yeah, Shiv gave it…
You gave it to her, right? Man, there was an ad about gorwing
my hair out, so I paid for it. Sorry, man! Yeah, so make some Maggie.
We’ll have half today and rest tomorrow. Jizzy!
Jizzy stop! Stop him! Jizzy! My salary! No, miss… No! You fools, do something! It’s my last 4 bucks, miss…
Please… Go fast! Go fast! Oh my God!
Fast! Go fast! Go fast! Oh my! Who are these guys? I didn’t take money
from any one at work. Oh fuck!
This was a fuckin’ trap! The office paid us our salaries
which are actually debts. Wait…
Let me handle this. They’re from a government run back. -They’ve come for me.
-Is that why they’re so slow? I’ll never pay them back. Fools! -Oh man! There are more there!
-Oh heck! They’re from a private bank. They’re very fast. I hope there’s petrol in this. Oh shit! Looks like I drank petrol
instead of whisky again! Oh fuck! Seems like I have to spend
the night in the car like the fresher night. No, no, you guys can leave.
They won’t harm you. -What about dinner, man?
-You won’t die if you skip dinner! -Classic mild?
– Oh shit! What do we do about that? I have 78 bucks in my account,
one of you transfer 22 bucks to me. We can withdraw 100 bucks
from the ATM and buy classic milds. -I have zero bucks in my account.
-It’s the same in mine. I can transfer 22 bucks to you guys. ‘Cause I have 25 bucks
in my account. Thanks… I’m doing it.
I’m doing it. All of you, give me your change… Give me all the change, we’ll
sort out dinner with it. Jizzy, how much do you have? I do, I have some with me. Are you okay? Oh my God!
My God! Shit! Did any one you
owe him any money? I took 70 bucks from him. You are fucked bean bag! He’s infected with the DEBT virus. He can come after you any second now
for his money. You will have to leave him behind. As I left my country behind. -Run, run, go!
-This uncle is blabbering… Nothing’s wrong with me. You will have to leave him! -I won’t ask you for money.
-Yeah, Jizzy. Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Don’t leave me alone, guys. Give me my money! He’s turning into one of them.
Go! Go! Run! He’s our Jizzy! Come on! -No triples, man! Just one of you come.
-Why? No, man! -Badri you sit, they’re coming.
-Why Badri? -You can’t move the bike with him!
-What’d you say? -You can’t move with this fatso!
-It’s a powerful Hero engine, okay? I’ll show him the pick up on this.
Badri, sit! Why are you doing this to me, man? You’re fit, you run, dude! Quick! Quick! Quick! It’s not my dad’s pocket
for money to come out instantly! No balance. Why is it just showing me 78 bucks?! Oh fuck! It was the 5th transaction
from another ATM. -So?
-So, they cut 22 bucks! -Take out what’s there!
-Fool! Are there any other cards? Give me another card! Keep your hands away! Get away from my car! It’s working, guys. Looks like we’ll have to spend the night
at the ATM like the demonetisation night. We’ll get salaries day after only.
What do we do tomorrow? We’ll think about that later.
Let’s survive this night first. You hold the door,
you keep giving me the cards. We got our salaries?
Hey wake up! We got salaries! We got our salaries! Wake up! We got our salaries, man. -We got our salaries?
-We got our salaries. How is that possible?
It’s the 31st of November. Hold on… January, February, March… You fool! November has only 30 days! It’s the 1st of the month today! It’s the 1st of the month today! -It’s the 1st of the month today!
-It’s the 1st of the month today! It’s the 1st of the month today!
It’s the 1st of the month today! First let’s fix Jizzy. Transfer 70 bucks to Jizzy. Did you do it? Yes, I did… Now let’s pay these bastards. Open the door… Hey, miss… Use the mineral water in the fridge
to mop the floors. And take the brownies for your kids.
Get the door somebody… -Yes?
-Well… Looks like you got your salary? So give me back my 22 bucks? What are you talking about? The one I transfered to your bank
to complete the 100 bucks in your bank. -The bank guys deducted it.
-What bank? I need my money back! Why are you making an issue
out of this? Come tomorrow. -Come tomorrow, I’ll give it to you.
-Hey don’t behave like Siddharth. Foolish man!

Comments (100)

  1. Bhaiyo aur beheno! Kaisa laga Bachelors ka naya episode? Dekh lo, verna tumhari life mein bhi zombies aa jaenge!

  2. Sherlock ka title lagra hai ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

  3. Best better than Bollywood ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

  4. Bilkul sahi baat h bro mere sath bhi ESA hi hota h

  5. Superb job bro ๐Ÿ‘

  6. The ideas of this video is take from a telgu movie๐Ÿ˜

  7. Nice story from…movie world war 2

  8. Superb maja aya god bless you all

  9. bhaisab itna sense of humor

  10. kya creativity hai bhai.. honestly, aj mera bank mei 22 rupees he hai… kisko 100 puri karni hai bolo.. ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜›

  11. Based on maze runner??

  12. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜…

  13. Walking dead if anyone can relate.

  14. ร˜sm ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ

  15. Wow. This is wonderful ๐Ÿ˜

  16. Bhai kitta mehnt krte ho yar tum

  17. BHAI KE FANS
    HIT 6 LIKES ON IT
    You are Awesome
    ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’

  18. Bapre lgta bht salary aate h maheine k

  19. Badia zombie ha like walking dead beat

  20. Jeetu BhaiYa ko BhaiYa bolne ka man nhi hota he Mera ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜

  21. Train to busan ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  22. 8:49 this made me judge you

  23. Yre yaar bb kha hai ye kon hai isme

  24. Aaj se kisi se bhi udhar nahin lunga

  25. At 15:43 that guy have it's own 2-3 crore bmw but don't have money to pay ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  26. Such me yr seriously yr ..yehi halat hoti h …NYC video n full enjoyed

  27. What a concept really yrrr hats off

  28. Jeetu looks like amit bhadhana in this video

  29. Mastermind script writer ..Hats off ..

  30. Please say ki starting mein jo reporter dikhaya tha woh ROWDIES mein Raghu bana tha….!!!! ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  31. Chaiwala, tapriwala, nadiadwala.. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  32. bhai zombie wali ek aur video plz
    like who agree

  33. 5 disco dance awsm

  34. O ganje nai ka paisa ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

  35. Whisky ki jaga petrol pigey ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  36. Wow awesome creativity

  37. Bhai 1 no video, resident evil ko peeche chod diya tum logo ne

  38. Classic mild ka kya krege๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  39. Bhai jabardast ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

  40. I am rewatching again

  41. BC samaj nhi Aa rha. Horror me comedy. Hats off. Super

  42. Sarkari bank waale chutiye๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

  43. This is the fuckiest funny awesome and themed play I've ever watched

  44. Jeetu bhaiya is best actor…..

  45. 7:33 Shaun of the dead tribute!!

  46. Go goa gone ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  47. Hathyaar he uthanay hotay to Pakistan say India q aata

    Abay konsay elakay say gaya tha sardar

    20 rs walay teecha pistol chalanay walay

    Hhhhh

    By the way Pakistan may hathyar nahi uthtay

    Idk sardar konsay Pakistan ki baat kar raha hai

    @_%

  48. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  49. Really they are talented actors

  50. Isn't it spoof of one of the south movies

  51. And pay these basters๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  52. Viruse DEBT๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™

  53. Don't show ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–• finger . Affect your monetize …. Government ruls for websiris and movie…i don know why gov. Chu…pa pelrhii he….baki kaam krne nhii he or issme bhi apne ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•ghusaayenge…websiris me kyaa jaata he gov. Ka

  54. Great, best acting, stop bollywood u r real actors

  55. Superb acting.. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

  56. What a piece of acting by all of them…. Really commendable ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘… Loved it

  57. Kaha ka concept kaha laga diya……Resdent Evil…

  58. King of bad time Vijay Malya

  59. Is it vijay malya๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  60. 5.51 abey oo ganje nai ka paisa

    Lol

  61. Goa goa gone part 2๐Ÿคฃ

  62. -aj ka khana ?
    -ek raat khaiga nahi toh marega nahi
    -par classic mild?
    -fuck.. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  63. Low budget Residential evil ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  64. Areee kyaaa mstt h ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  65. Baba kya fook k socha tha.

  66. 18:05 badri ko DEKO YR ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†

  67. Where's Bhuvan bam?๐Ÿ™

  68. Manth end to chodo Bhai dusara Diwali Bhai duj or to or bijli bill bhi ek sath hi aa gya is manth ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

  69. White clothes wala vijay malya hai ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  70. Acting level is high man ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

  71. 11:39 now that when i realised that he is vijay malya now that a real thriller

  72. Bhai mere ko bhi Bula rahe ho apni team mein main bhi accha acting kar Leta Hun

  73. La jabab script and best acting everyone

  74. Superb episode..I wasted my quality time of study in watching this๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

  75. Ohh shit lagta hai firse Wiske ki jagah petrol pee gya ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  76. Creativity extreme

  77. Chaiwala tapti wala naidiadwala ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  78. Creativity is at its peak here. Great job TVF

  79. Abhi tak ka mere liye sabse best tha…..mazaaa aa gaya

  80. เคฎเค‚เค—เคคเฅ‹เคกเคผเคพ

  81. Behanchood ye kya Bana diya ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  82. Just awesome video with great dialogue. My favourite : agar hathiyar hi uthane hote to Pakistan se yahan kyun ate โ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ

  83. Vijay malya haha๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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