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7 Times Nilsa From ‘MTV Floribama Shore’ Proved She’s the Best | MTV Ranked

7 Times Nilsa From ‘MTV Floribama Shore’ Proved She’s the Best | MTV Ranked


(string music) – [Nilsa] Amy, please let me out the cab. I gotta pee. – [Amy] Don’t, you’re drunk. – [Nilsa] Oh god, I’m
gonna have to pee in this. – [Amy] Sorry Nilsa. (string music) – [Woman] Oh my god! What the (bleep)? – Oh my god! Yes! Yeah! Woo! (rock music) Yes, yes, yes, yes! – I’m trying to get some
alone time right now, and Nilsa is outside yelling like, “Yo, what’s going on in there?” – Yes, yes! Yeah! – Girl, I’ll pull you in with me if you wanna be a little closer. – No fun, (beep) no. Nope, I am a good Christian girl. – Kayla Jo, there’s a
taxi outside for you. – Alright. – Where’s our umbrella at? Hurry up and cut this pizza, woman. The taxi’s gonna leave her. – Would you like a juice or anything? – You cooked, this is great. Thank you. I’ll eat it in the taxi. – And I got the umbrella. – [Kayla-Jo] You did great. It tastes delicious. – [Nilsa] We’ll see you tomorrow. – Probably not, thanks though! – Next time we’ll see you – [Kayla-Jo] Bye! – Bitch. – [Kayla Jo] I really
don’t want this though. It’s not for me. So like toss it on the way
in so she doesn’t see it. – [Jeremiah] I’ll talk to you later, okay? – Yeah. – I don’t know what Nilsa’s game is. All I know is, there’s a big difference
between Kayla Jo, and Nilsa, and that’s called maturity. (upbeat music) – Well I found my… You’ve got to be (bleep) kidding me. The worse thing someone can do to me is to take a piece of my pizza, and just throw it away
like it means nothing. Jeremiah! – [Jeremiah] Yes ma’am? – Call Kayla, this is her pizza. She left it right there by my shoes. She said she wanted a piece. – Well she took a bite, didn’t she? She can’t take it in the taxi with her. – Jeremiah, he’s kinda like
making excuses for her, tip-toeing around the fact that she didn’t just disrespect me, she disrespected my pizza. Don’t waste it, don’t
waste it, don’t waste it. – I’ll eat it, alright? I’ll eat it, and then when she comes back we’ll make another slice for God’s sake. – Thank you. I just didn’t want her to go home hungry. – In the end it was (bleep) frozen pizza, it’s not like she handmade it. I’m eating it right now. – What are you making? – Eggs. – Can you make me some please, dog? – Yeah. – Amy, make me a grilled cheese, please! – I would if I know if I
knew how to make that, bitch. I might have called pizza. – Everything’s closed. – Somebody (bleep) delivers. – Just put a frozen pizza in there, damn. – I’m about to call my ex and ask for two large pepperoni pizzas. (phone trills) – [Logan] Hello? – Hey, can I please have
two large thin crust pepperoni pizzas? – [Logan] Um… – I need two large mother (bleep) pizzas! Thin crust! – Who the (bleep) she talking to? – I think she said she’s
prank calling people, I don’t (bleep) know. – Hey, when’s your birthday?
cause I got you a present. – [Logan] You got me no present. – I’m gonna (bleep) on your porch, bitch! (laughing) – She is talking to Logan! She is (bleep) talking to him. She is! She is on the phone with him. Get me on there! – [Amy] Nilsa! (mumble) – You ain’t nothing but
a (bleep) ass bitch. – One thing I don’t get is both the girls talk about how they’re trying
to get over their exes, but yet they’re calling to prank him. Like what are you, (bleep) 15? – Attention (foreign language). Bitch. (laughing) – All these girls starting
shit with their exes, but call them every time they get drunk. – [Josh] Shocking, wow. – [Kirk] It’s annoying as (bleep) man. – [Josh] She wondering
why there’s a red flag? – Exactly. – I have something really
important to tell you. You ain’t (bleep), bitch. Oh, he hung up. (laughing) Alright, come downstairs there’s pizza. – [Nilsa] (bleep) that mother (bleep), he ain’t (bleep). Alright, I’m good, I’m good. – [Josh] What happened? – [Nilsa] Amy ended up calling Logan, so I just let him know what was up. – [Amy] I hope he (bleep) dies. (phone ringing) – Hello? – [Logan] Hello? – Hello? – [Logan] Hey, I need to
talk to Kortni, please. – Who is this? – [Logan] You know who this is. Can I please talk to Kortni for a second? – Who is this? – [Logan] It’s Logan. (hangs up phone) – The last person in this whole world, and it’s a big world, that should ever call this house, is Logan. (phone ringing) – Oh, hell no! What does he think that
he can just like call here after he just barges into our house? I’m about to give Logan
a piece of my mind. Do you not get the point
if someone hangs up on you that means no one wants to talk to you, so don’t call here again. – [Logan] Let me talk. – No, no, no. You barged into our house
like a crazy person. No, and you not only scared me, you scared Candace and you
scared the other roommates. So, you need to quit calling here, you’re not welcome until you can get your act together, and stop acting like an immature child. Okay, do you understand? Do you understand? Crazy. (bleep) think calling here? Like the (bleep)? Logan, if you think I’m gonna let Kortni talk to your psychotic ass, you’ve have another thing coming. – You okay? – Yeah, I’m good. – What’s wrong? – Nothing, just hard to explain. – About us kissing? – (laughing) No. – Well, then what’s wrong? Are you upset about
hooking up with that girl? – Little bit. And I was fine until I talked
to my mom and just like — – Did you tell her or what? – She was talking to me and she was like, “You’re staying true to
your character right?” And I had to take a step back, and I’m not. I’m just not. My mom and dad, they just beat it in our head so much that you’re not supposed to sleep around, it’s all I heard growing up. I don’t want to just be
looking for one girl. I want to go out and have fun, like Jeremiah and Kirk and just enjoy it, but I can’t even do that
without feeling bad for it, and I don’t even know why I feel bad. I don’t even know if I’m
doing anything wrong. It’s all like biblical (bleep), like I’m always getting lectures because yeah, sex is a sin
and you shouldn’t do it, but I’m a guy man, I’m 22 years old. I wanna go out and have fun, but I can’t because my
heart don’t even let me. – He’s genuinely upset that
he hooked up with that girl. That just shows me that he’s a good guy because he has a conscience, and he shouldn’t feel bad
for having a conscience because more guys should be like that. Do what you want to do. If you’re feeling it in the moment, do it. Cause who knows, That might
lead to something else. It’s okay to be upset, it’s okay to have feelings, it’s okay to be you. – But it’s guys like that
that get ran over as well, and you know that. – Yeah, you’re right but you know what? You’re gonna find a girl who is just going to make you so happy, and you’re gonna be able to have real conversations with her, and you’re going to treat her really good because you have a conscience. That’s a good thing. – Yeah. Thank you, love ya. – Love you. Gus and I’s relationship
has done a complete 180 because who woulda thought
I would be out there consoling Gus? ♪ Cause I once had a love upon tonight ♪ ♪ I don’t have a friend ♪ – The roles have reversed like we’re there for each other, and it kinda feels good. You okay? – Yeah I’m good. – Do you want some time? – Thank you though. ♪ Cause it’s only you and I after all ♪ ♪ And I’m just a man ♪ – [Amy] We has to go.
I’m gonna push you in. – [Nilsa] I need to pee. – No, no, no it’s time to go. – [Nilsa] Amy, please let me out the cab. I gotta pee. – [Amy] Don’t, you’re drunk. – [Nilsa] Oh god, I’m
gonna have to pee in this. – [Amy] Sorry, Nilsa. Oh my god, what the (bleep)? – Nilsa is so drunk she’s pissing in the middle console of the taxi. What the (bleep)? – [Amy] You’re (bleep) nasty. – Oh because — – Oops. (laughing) – [Nilsa] Oh, do not tell my mother. (phone ringing) – Um, yes. Can I get delivery? – [Pizza Place]
Unfortunately we’re closed. – But you answered the phone so let me go ahead and give you my order. – [Pizza Man] have to answer in case an alarm company is calling — – Give me a stuffed crust pepperoni pizza delivered to my house. – [Pizza Place] I cannot. – [Codi] Two of ’em. – Two stuffed crust
pepperoni cheese pizzas. – [Pizza Place] I can’t. – Big, like the largest. (hangs up) Hello? (ringing) – I’m beyond hammered I can barely walk, and Nilsa can barely walk or talk. I don’t know how we’re
gonna call a pizza place and order a pizza. – I just need pizza delivery – [Pizza Place] Sorry, I didn’t get that. What’s the name or type or business? – It’s right next to the strip club. [Pizza Place] Sorry, I didn’t get that– – Who do I have to (bleep)
to get a pizza around here? (ringing) – [Pizza Place] (mumble) may I help you? – I don’t know my address. Can you like ping my phone? – [Pizza Place] No, we
can’t do anything like that. – What’s your name? – [Pizza Place] Fred. – So Fred, I’ll make sure
your owner knows this. (hangs up) (music) – Who’s taking a shower? – I’m hangry. – I need to shower. – I just saw Jeremiah’s wing-a-ding, and I’m not disappointed in what I seen. I have to shower. – [Jeremiah] Jesus, you’re
not taking a (bleep) shower. – I should be able to. – I see Nilsa’s head
sticking right there at me staring at me. I’m like, ocupado. (laughing) Damn girl, you really trying right now. Talk about throwing messages. – [Nilsa] Knock, knock. – [Jeremiah] Who’s there? – My vagina. – Is that like a clever pun? – You should see my vagina too. – What the (bleep) she talking about? – Hey, let’s go swimming in our tops and our bottoms, come on. You almost hook that thing on me. I’m trying to look cute for Jeremiah. I’m gonna hunch him really hard. – Jeez louise, man. – [Codi] I have no idea what’s going on with Nilsa right now. She’s just hoe-ing herself at Jeremiah, and he’s just cleaning the kitchen up. – I’m really lonely. I just want to be swam with. – Also, the kitchen’s very dirty. – Is that really what you’re
worried about right now? – Yeah because I’m not trying
to wake up to this (bleep). – Me either. – I’m pretty sure that
Nilsa is interested in me, but I know Gus likes Nilsa, and Gus is my boy so, I should just stay away from her. – I’ve got pizza coming if
you wanna eat some pizza. – Nah, I’m good. I’m just gonna unwind over here. – You can unwind over here if you’d like. – Nah, I need to unclog the sink. Disgusting. – My sink don’t clog up. Jeremiah, I know you’re
oblivious to the real world because you were home schooled, but everyone knows I’m coming for you. I’m jealous of the damn plunger. – It’s time for me to go night night. (doorbell rings) Enjoy your pizza. – Who needs a man when you have a whole pizza to yourself?

Comments (100)

  1. Haha I fucking love nilsa?

  2. DAmm i wanna clap her cheaks so hard lowkey ????

  3. she reminds me of angelina from jersey shore

  4. Nilsa is my favorite person

  5. i am a good Christian girl ok.

  6. Watching Jeremiah not notice all the disrespectful shit Kayla Jo says. oh my lord. like we alllll know that hand signal was supposed to have a negative meaning. i literally hateee that bitch.

  7. Lmao ? “A good Christian girl” with her twat hanging out??? And Fugly kortni has an issue with that but not pissing in the bed she’s sleeping in???

  8. For once the guys are more sensible and more mature than the so called women! WOW!! OMG!

  9. Nilsa, Amy, and Cody are annoying….The rest of the crew I like. And Jeremiah ?❤

  10. When she got hit in the nose!!!! ???

  11. Gus omg I can't sleep with 100 girls because it's a sin as he cries like a baby ??

  12. Im the biggest fan ? love this show

  13. NILSA…DEUSH BAG FOR A GIRL

  14. Idk why people get mad that this is a ripoff jersey shore or the drama is dumb. Lmao it entertains me that’s all I care about ?

  15. lmao he was crying because he couldn’t be a fuckboy??

  16. lmao he was crying because he couldn’t be a fuckboy??

  17. More like 12:46 minutes of Nilsa being annoying and entitled. ??

  18. What have I turned into??

  19. I would like a guy like Gus … gus gus ?

  20. This is the worst WORST staged show ever

  21. Kirk is the best on this show

  22. Nilsa is fucking funny ?????

  23. "You're being thotish" in the words of codi ??

  24. idc what anyone says this shit is funny asf???

  25. Was a great show and all of them were more down to fight and have eachother backs way more than jersey shore hands down the guys wouldn't even let men get close to the women and snookies ass got punched the dudes could careless even Mike leaving jwow while she was wasted and he didn't care why she hit him all of them were more from the hood than jersey shore just a bunch of pretty boys not about shit

  26. Nelsa is a sweetie but immature on the spoiled side ?

  27. Guss you have the holy spirit in you that's what that is a lot of men don't have it your a good man

  28. Not all men want a thirsty broad nelsa that's for weak men

  29. Really flop show @mtv !!!

  30. This is the dumbest excuse of a show, lol

  31. Just ban crap shows like this

  32. 12:04 "ma' sank don't clog up"
    I'm dead ?

  33. This show for BOUGIE people
    Lol I'm BOUGIE my damn self

  34. gotta love it when mtv fills a house full of slobs and finds one average girl who immediately gets a big head and thinks she just went from a 6 to a 9 overnight. And why does any of this stuff make her the best….its so funny what this channel has turned into.

  35. I never got to see what happened when he brought that girl home and Nillsa was sleeping

  36. I just found out about this show yesterday

  37. The whole pizza incident lmao

  38. It's funny how she offered the pizza then when the girl walked out the door she called her a bitch an then gets mad that she left the pizza an when the dude is walking down the stairs she flips him off she is more disrespectful then the other people involved in the pizza thing

  39. All this drama is not serious lol it's funny to watch tho

  40. “knock knock”
    “who’s there?”
    “my vagina ?”
    LMADIDGSOAGAAOO

  41. Why didn’t you just throw the damn thing in the garbage,it was obvious that someone was going to see the damn pizza like ,what an idiot Jeremiah.

  42. People who get mad at this show just for ‘replacing’ Jersey Shore, probably watched the first episode and left. I’ve watched the entire series, and Season 2 is much better than the first one.
    Watch first, then comment

  43. I mean she is true, the pizza place did pick up the phone

  44. Nilsa was one of the rudest girls I’ve seen on reality tv. And that was just the first season I saw. I can’t stand her.

  45. 6:04 worst acting on this show lmao

  46. I hate how the guys make fun of everything the girls do it’s freaking annoying

  47. The even got the alligator phone you gotta be fucking kidding me

  48. who would ever have sex with kortni?? she’s hideous

  49. Nilsa is the most immature one on here tf??? She tries to be funny but she’s not, the only reason she’s on here is because of her fake titties. Always in everybody else’s business, she’s got hella stalker energy, she’s a mean girl who tries to be relatable and I’m over it.

  50. imagine thinking this crazy ass bitch is "the best"

  51. This is a knock off jersey shore but it’s funny asf

  52. DONT MESS WITH NELSA'S PIZZA

  53. they need ubereats lol

  54. Don’t disrespect the pizza!!! ???

  55. Nilsas a huge slut and uses her “tragic past” as an excuse to sleep around and make out with everyone. It’s disgusting.

  56. So no one cooks??? None of the ladies???

  57. Who need a man when you can have a whole pizza
    XD I agree

  58. Idk y people in the comments keep trynna compare jersey shore and floribama shore like their the same

    Floribama shore is people from the south like me we are fucking wild .

    Jersey Shore is kinda up North they act so up tight

    People from the south r so open and out .

    It’s different

  59. 10:24???i love her

  60. Classy, wild girl who loves to party? Ain't nothing wrong with that.

  61. Are they Copying off Jersey Shore ???

  62. Conquer-Quillkillface ft.Phr33 $onata https://youtu.be/GBtT-v56K7k

  63. This must be some backwoods legit type shit….

  64. “she didn’t just disrespect me, she disrespected my pizza.”

  65. Kayla jo is a bitch

  66. Shes so gorgeous ?

  67. "She disrespected my pizza" is by far my favorite line from the show

  68. Okay but people from the south are AMAZING??? said what I said☺️? the best. Point blank period

  69. Gus is so annoying ? I'm so tired of his crybaby ass ..

  70. I absolutely love when she said ohh call her!! She forget her slice of pizza lmao!!!

  71. Kayla joe is such a lier and when she did the too fingers at Nilda I know why she did it because jermiah probably told her that Nilsa was chasing him and she was watching nilsa basically trying to tell her she’s not getting him

  72. Pissing in a van is priceless

  73. NIlsa..You need to stop looking at these bitch ass muscle necks like Jeremiah and holler ya boi! Jeremiah… she talking about gettin in some pussy!! (11:07) you must be gay dude!! Lmao ??

  74. Isn’t that cute how they have a quirky little phone like the duck phone on Jersey Shore. More talentless trash looking for fame by acting a fool.

  75. She is a disgusting bitch….I mean clown,with all that make up!!!SHE NEEDS TO GET AN ASS BEFORE SHE KEEPS FLAUNTING IT!She is not pretty at all and I loved her ass did not place,but that ugly black girl did….and her ass needs braces ASAP OR HER JAW BROKE AND HER TOP TEETH SET BACK!!!!UGLIEST CAST ON REALITY TV EVERRRR!!THEY ARE ALL FUGLY!And,the black guy wtfffff he looks like a CABBAGE PATCH KID LMAOOOO

  76. And I call BULLSHIT ON THAT TALL WEIRD GIRL'S MISCARRIAGE!!!!She wants attention!!CREEPY!!!

  77. And,that SLENDERMAN looking chic needs to bathe!SHE NEVER WASHES BECAUSE SHE ALWAYS HAS BAR STAMPS ON HER HANDS!!Weirdo!!!!

  78. One more thing,can someone tell Blackula….that her ass needs to wipe the deodorant balls out from her armpits b4 she holds her arms up on TV!!!!

  79. All the guys on this show are fruits ??

  80. Wait with the blond hair with gray dress wasn’t she fighting he other girl because she was like you to eye

  81. Wait with the blonde hair is she dating gus

  82. Nilsa is so cuteeeee???

  83. This show would be so much better without Nilsa in it.

  84. If she didn’t have lip injections and gigantic boob implants, she would be attractive . But in the state she is in, I wouldnt touch her if she was the last woman on earth! She is disgusting and fake as a gas fireplace

  85. Nilsa, you are so cute. Please stop whatever you're doing to your face.

  86. Drama yassssssss Pooh ???? make more episode

  87. Dumb bitch she is ugly want to see her with a make up?

  88. Nilsa is so pretty without the makeup.
    Go natural girl!

  89. Wow, not only is this STUPID show a knock off from that other STUPID show Jersey Shore, this girl Nilsa is also a CHEAP KNOCK OFF to Angelina from that other stupid, worthless show Jersey Shore. I will NEVER understand how all those LOSERS from Jersey Shore became "celebrities" just by being a bunch of alcoholic WHORE BAGS spreading STD's. DISGUSTING.

  90. Whata TCB stand for?

  91. You know Nilsa was definitely down for that threesome. Anyone going hard and is hard up is definitely down

  92. I honestly had to skip through that whole scene of them pranking their ex's. That was too cringy to watch. Ugh. Yuk!

  93. I like nilsa she just crazy af??

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