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Celebrity Baby or Car Name (GAME)

Celebrity Baby or Car Name (GAME)


Can we tell the difference between
a baby and a car? Let’s talk about that! ♪(theme music)♪ Good Mythical Morning! Now, we all know that celebrities name
their babies weird names. That’s why as an aspiring celebrity,
I named my kid Lando. -Oh, good job.
-But, as it turns out, there’s a whole other category of people
that name their babies weird names: Car manufacturers. -But those babies are cars.
-Oh, yeah! So, it’s a little easier to understand. In fact, some of these names are so weird on both sides of this coin that sometimes it’s indistinguishable to know whether or not
you’re talking about a car or a celebrity baby name. And we’re gonna figure out just
how close that is by playing ‘Is That the Name of a
Celebrity’s Spawn, or Something I Park on My Lawn?’ All right, we’re gonna be
presented with a name and then we have to decide:
Is it a baby or is it a car? We’re both gonna vote. We’re gonna
get a point for each of those. In later rounds, -it’s gonna be mixed up a little bit.
-Ooooh! We’ll open up other options besides cars. But they’ll always be
celebrity baby names. And here’s what’s at stake:
the winner of this actually gets…we have a birth
certificate here that will be filled out. We will get to name each other’s
next child. If I win, I get to name your next child
and vice versa. There’s a lot on the line. Yes, there is! Alright Stevie, give us the first name. (Stevie) Okay. Is this a baby or a car? (Stevie) “KYD” with a ‘Y”. How could that be either? Well, it could be a kid. -Why would you…
-That would be entirely appropriate You’d never get confused, -That would be stupid.
-“KYD! Come here!” -That would be–I’m not gonna say stupid
-“Is that your kid?” -I already did, but…
-“Yeah it’s my kid. His name is Kyd” “And is it spelled with a Y?” -“You betcha it is!”
-“Because…I certainly hope it is” Alright….Alright. This is my answer, because
it’s so logical to me. Let us see it! (Stevie) Okay, it is a baby! BOOM! We’re both right. -David Duchcovny.
-Oh, mysterious. -Way to go, got a little X-Files
-Because he’s on the X-Files (Stevie) Okay “Pee-Up”…Is that how you say that? (Stevie) “Pup”, I believe. “Pup”…”Pee-Up”, okay. -Well…
-I think I know… Is it an–It might be an instruction. (laughter) -Which way should I…? Down, or?
-When in doubt, PEE UP! -Okay.
-Oh, hmm.. I’m all over this. Apostrophe? Eh, I don’t think
you do that in a car. -(Stevie) Alright, it is a car!
-I’ve driven one of these. Jason Keenan had one of
these in high school. -But it has an apostrophe in it?
-Yeah the little… -The lil’ pup?
-It’s a love P’up. Yeah, 1982 Isuzu.
You’ve been in that thing. -You should be ashamed.
-Well, I didn’t read it. -Ha ha, he called it “The Pup”
-I didn’t read the outside. -(Stevie) Okay, “Lettuce”. You’re kidding me. Okay. That is a food.
That is not an option, though -Lettuce.
-Lettuce… Somebody would name–because, Lettuce
could mean, like. “Well, she”, it’s gotta be a she,
she’s…she’s like, “She doesn’t have a lot of flavor,
but she’s really good for you.” (crew laughs) She’s going to be great to hang out with. “She’s a boring car, but she’s safe.
That could also be a thing” Yeah, true, true. -(Stevie) Alright. – Gotta be a baby. We agree on this right?
– Mhm -(Stevie) And it is a…car! -OH! Gosh.
-What? -Mitsubishi Minica Sixth Generation?
-What, did it run off of lettuce? -What was the catch?
-It’s not even green! It was like a “Back to the Future” thing,
you stuffed heads of lettuce in there. Actually, I hope they had a green
version, at least. I betcha people painted it green. It doesn’t say “Lettuce” on the side,
what’s that say? Something in another language? It’s lettuce in another language? “Lettuce” by any other language
is still “Lettuce” Okay, “lettuce” move on.
(forced laughter) -(Stevie) What about “Bongo Friendee”? -Oh, gosh.
-(crew laughs) That’s cool! That’s a first and middle
name–two names. “What are my two favorite things, Barb?” “Well, the bongos, one of ’em” -“And your friendees!”
-“And we’re best friendees” “All your friendees are coming over, to get in a circle, and you’re
gonna play bongos.” “Well, then we should name our child that…” A car with two names is
compensating for something. I don’t know, that’d be a fun car. (Australian accent) You want to ride
in my Bongo Friendee? It’s only got half a seat! -You can’t have a bad time.
-It’s like, it has to look weird. You can’t have a bad time in
that car, though. Well, it only has half a seat, so,
it’s not comfortable. Gosh, my instinct is child. My instinct is child, but I feel like I’ve
gotta go with something else on this one. -But, you know what?
-♪ I’m already there ♪ -I’ve got good instincts.
-Alright, so do I. -(Stevie) And… -Yeah!
-OH gosh. -Look at that it’s got..
-I’ve got horrible instincts! Oh! It “boingos” a “friendee” on top! (crew laughs) That’s what it is.
It’s a four-wheel drive! You can get some friendees in there. Get some friendees for some friendlies. Can live in a van down by the river.
A bongo– Live in my Bongo Friendee. -(Stevie) What about “Banjo”? What about it? I’ve always wanted to
learn how to play one. They say it’s a lot like the guitar,
Just a little bit different. And rounder. Now I could–this is the first one that…
I don’t know. I could go either way on this one. This, I would name my kid “Banjo” It’s a good name for a child. But Banjo kind of has a reputation
of being like, backwoods. -You know the whole, “Deliverance” thing.
-It seems too derogatory to be… -Derogatory
-…a truck name, though. -Hm? Does it?
-‘Cause it’d have to be like, a little truck.
“Banjo, it gets…28 miles per gallon.” -(Stevie) Okay, guys, I’m going to need an answer. -We agree?
-Yes. – (Stevie) And it’s a…baby!
-Yes! It is a baby. Who is Rachel Griffiths? She was the crazy girlfriend in
“Six Feet Under”. Oh, yeah. (Crew laughs) You know what? You know what?
Good on you, Rachel. That is a good child name.
As someone who -wanted to name their kid
-Banjo Griffiths “Ninja” at one point, as you did, Banjo is
(crew laughs) Banjo almost, you know what? If you
had two kids, a boy and a girl “Banjo” and “Ninja”, which one’s which? -That’s the question.
-It’s “Nina” with a “j”. Embrace it. -(Stevie) What about “Sharan Carat?” -Sharan Carat…hm.
-(Irish accent)”I won’t be Sharan my Carat with you, sir!” If this was a child, and she was not good
at sharing her carrots, that would be… -(Irish accent) “Share your carrots!”
-…incredibly ironic. -“She’s so good with her carrots,
let’s change her name!” Sharon is a girl’s name,
spelled differently. And carrot is a–is a vegetable name.
But spelled different! Hm… You know I was gonna say, usually
you don’t have two names for a car, but “Friendly Banjo”, what was it called? (Crew laughs) -“Bongo Friendly”
-Bongo Friendee! Friendee…Friendly Bongos was a name. I feel like, oh gosh, this can’t… -(Stevie) Okay, let’s see…oh! (laughter) I didn’t even know what I voted. -I wanted an opportunity to pull away, but
-Volkswagen diesel, huh? I just went further in the hole. Has Link missed any? He’s missed one. You’re an expert at this! -Mhm
-You’ve gotta have more kids! -I’ve got to?
-I’ve gotta have more kids,
so you can name them. -(Stevie) What about “Destry”?
-Destry. -(Stevie) Baby or Car?
-Are you sure you didn’t -mis-spell your kid’s name from “Destiny”?
-I’m not even…you know what? I’m not even gonna think anymore.
I’m not even thinking anymore. I’m just saying baby. Car, it’s definitely a car, like it goes
through the desert! -(Stevie) It’s a baby! Hey! I got one right! Steven Spielburg’s daughter?
Is this a nickname? -For like, des…des-tritus?
-Because that would be a disease (crew laughs) That’s like, when you’re on a
really long road trip. You get “destritus”, because you don’t
get to your destination fast enough I don’t know. I’m trying really hard.
“Sparrow Midnight.” -(Stevie) Okay, we’re gonna switch
this one up, guys. -(Stevie) So, is this a baby or a craft beer? Oh, hm. -(Stevie) “Sparrow Midnight”
-“Sparrow Midnight”, and we have special Oh, that’s what this is for. (crew Laughs) This isn’t like a request. -(chanting) Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer!
-It’s been a long episode. -I’m gonna strike if I don’t get…
-(both chanting) Beer! Beer! (both chanting) We want beer!
We want beer! We want beer! In our car! No we don’t.
We don’t want beer in our car. -Get rid of the car.
-For our babies! -We want
-beer for our babies! I’ll take some baby beer. -Okay, had too much fun with that.
-“Sparrow Midnight.” -(Stevie) “Sparrow Midnight.” Is it a beer or a baby? -That’s a stupid beer name.
-There are lots of names for beers. A lot of names for beers, beers could
really go anywhere. People are getting really desperate in
the craft beer industry to seem really cool and edgy. Like “Bird droppings
in the middle of the night.” -That doesn’t make me thirsty.
-But Sparrow, but I could see a celebrity naming their child this easy.
Easy, easy. -(Stevie) Alright, it’s a baby! -Yes! Oh, Nicole Richie!
-Lionel’s granddaughter! Or son. Is it a boy? It is a boy! -It’s a boy.
-“Sparrow” Hey, somebody with Lionel Richie blood
in them is named “Sparrow Midnight”. -“Sparrow Midnight:… -I bet Lionel didn’t weigh in on that decision.
-(Stevie) Okay, we’re switching it up. -(Stevie) Is this a baby, or a kickstarter?
So pick up your kickstarter paddles. (chanting) We’re starting a
kickstarter! Hey! (laughing) -(Stevie) “Crystal Bacon”
-Gotta have a sign to do that. -(Stevie) “Crystal Bacon”
-Crystal Bacon. If that’s a baby, I’m adopting it. And if that’s a kickstarter, I’m
funding it. Either way…I win! -This definitely seems like a product.
-“Crystal Bacon” Yeah, you pour–you pour out crystals
and it makes bacon But we went to school with a lot of
“Crystal’s.” And it turns into, it’s sentient.
It turns into a baby. I tried to date a Crystal, that one time. she worked at the Belk, remember that? She was the perfume girl. We went up there and picked her
up one time? She smelled so strong! -Yeah, we picked her up.
-But her name wasn’t -For your date with her. Why was I there?
-I don’t know, man. ‘Cause I was hoping to get
some Crystal Bacon! Oh gosh. Ooh, this is definitely
a kickstarter. -Don’t say “Ooh”, it means nothing.
-It means nothing! (crew laughing)
-(Stevie) Okay guys, you are both correct. -Yes!
-A name–A man named Greg Kiesow Just wanted people to pay him to make
crystal sculptures of bacon. -It’s not what I thought it was.
-Raised $2800. Or what I was hoping it would be. I wanted
what you were talking about. It’s like, bacon bits that
dissolve in your mouth. -It’s not edible.
-In fact, we’re starting a kickstarter! It’s called “The REAL Crystal Bacon.”
It’s bacon that dissolves in your mouth. (Stevie) Okay let’s pick up the indie film paddles,
because this is the (Stevie) “Baby or Indie Film?” Round, and
the name is… I don’t have anything for this one. I mean
I looked at film and I was like, -“Film!”
-Boo. Baby film. -(Stevie) “Saint Lazslo”
-Watch a good baby film.. Hm, this was good guys, because indie
films, like, indie films love to throw around words like “Saint”,
and put Z’s in titles. “Let’s get a ‘Z’ in the title so it’ll
make it to ‘Slamdance'” I’m just–I was already holding the film,
so should I go with that, or not? I’m complete guess territory at this
point, you know what? Maybe there’s an opportunity for me
to make up some… Last time I did this, was I right or wrong
the first time? Wrong, you were wrong the second time. So I’m not changing it. It’s a film baby. (Stevie) Okay. It’s a baby. -Aw!
-Yeah! A Pete Wentz baby. “Saint Lazslo”. So we’ve got one more round, but I can’t
win now, I’m down by too many. Listen, let’s make this final round worth
three points, so you can tie it up -and we would name each other’s babies.
-Oh, you’re such a…Baby, Link. Film! Okay, and this one’s different. (Stevie) Okay so you guys each have markers next
to your desk, and you’re going to write… …your answers on the back of one
of your paddles. Are you ready? -Okay, yes.
-Yes. (Stevie) Which of the following is not
a celebrity baby name? Lion, Cricket, Bear, Otter, Python. It’s like a grocery list for other lions. -Do lions eat lions?
-I’m pretty confident -Lion…
-Pretty confident. I know “Cricket” was in
“The Young and the Restless.” “Bear” sounds like a cool name
for a person. “Otter”? “Python”? I’ve got my name written on here,
well not my name. (forced laughter) My name’s Rhett. Rhett James McLaughlin.
The first. Alright, this is for the win. (Stevie) Ok, go ahead and reveal your answers. This baby is not named… -Otter
-Python (Stevie) And the correct answer is “Python”! -Oh ho ho!
-Woah! You shouldn’t have done that, Link! -Who named their baby “Otter”?
-Somebody did. That’s wacky, man! -Okay, well Link this is
– Zooey Deschanel? “Elsie Otter” -It’s a middle name.
-This is mine, where’s yours? -I’ve got mine here.
-I’m gonna fill yours out. And your baby’s name is going to be
“Shevy”, not Chevy. It’s going to be spelled like “Chevy”,
but you have to call them, “Shevy” Okay, I’ll also have to have another baby,
which probably ain’t gonna happen. And I should take “probably” out of that.
Because I have no…I mean, are you in the market to have
another child? -Uh, no, but if I do you can name it.
-It’ll be a girl…Someone is going to name their daughter “Ninja”, and
I’m sticking to my guns on that. -So there you go, Rhett.
-Chevy. Either don’t have a baby or name her
“Ninja”. It’s just “Nina” with a “J”! Let us know in the comments what’s the
best name of a car that would also work for a baby. And thanks for liking, commenting,
and subscribing. You know what time it is. I’m Ivani from Lexington, Kentucky,
and it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality! We fill the Wheel of Mythicality with your
suggestions, and you can make those suggestions to us on the internet using
#GMMWheel #GMMWHEEL, click through to
Good Mythical More, We’ve got even more crazy celebrity baby
names we’re gonna play more of that game, -so join us. Is it a baby? Is it a film?
-Bring your own signs! “Shoutout to Fake Plants” (patriotic music) Shoutout to you,
fake plants! Because you’re so shiny. -It’s almost unrealistic.
-And you don’t need water, I found that out because the one time I did water you,
you…it just kind of overflowed? And you didn’t change at all. And then, you get real dusty.
And uh, I feel guilty. That’s right, you do need dusting.
And lots of people overlook that! So shoutout to you, fake plants. -For needing dusting!
-But not water. It’s a coinsack you’re supposed to use in
the final hours of your life. Your last day on earth, you’re like,
“I can only use this in my last hours… before I die, I’m using a
coin purse, exclusively.”

Comments (100)

  1. every time someone from Kentucky gets featured they are hillbillies, why are we represented like this lol

  2. What abouts theese names Banjo and Kemchi

  3. I know someone named banjo ?

  4. my sister hears "somebody with lot a Richie blood is named sparrow midnight" and our last name is RICHEY so she go's "who in our family named their kid that and who's home?"

  5. Chevy- cute
    Ninja- Lord pray for her

  6. My ex boyfriend’s REAL name was G-Force. LOL he showed me his birth certificate and IDs alongside his parents telling me.

  7. 4:30
    Rhett: "My Instinct is child, but I feel like I have to pick something else for this one…"

    Sneakily looks in the monitor beside him what Link chooses

    Rhett: "…but you know what, I've got good instincts"

    Hmmmm…..

  8. IT'S JUST NINA WITH A J

  9. Jetta is a car name but would be a cool baby name.

  10. isnt carat the fandom name of 17???

  11. I know someone named Stone.

  12. My German teacher was named Ninja. It's pronounced Neen-ya and means little Nina, but yeah.

  13. A car name that also works as a baby name is lincoln

  14. I think if i had a baby i will call him Ferrari. I was convinced even before i saw the chapter.

  15. I thought like Link. What kind of name is Otter?

  16. This video is so funny. It's giving me ideas!!????

  17. these parents are just asking for their kids to be bullied, WHY WOULD YOU NAME YOUR KID KYD????? THEY WILL ONLY BE A KID FOR 18 YEARS

  18. actually Sparrow Midnight doesn’t have Lionel Richie blood in him bc Nicole Richie was adopted lol

  19. DAUGHTER–WHY MY NAME IS ZIREAEL ?
    FATHER– I AM GLAD YOU ASKED.

  20. I think that a better title would have been "Is this the name of a celebrity's bay-bay, or is it the name of something I park in my driveway?"

    You guys should totally hire me to work at GMM based on just this comment alone.

  21. the prize was funnier already knowing about their vasectomy

  22. good thing they got vasectomies

  23. Lettuce can also be a baby name because rapunzel is lettuce and rapunzel is a princess name

  24. So, did Link funded the Crystal Bacon?

  25. P'up = Pickup as in pickup truck

  26. My friends name is bacon burgerham

  27. this is why they got vasectomies

  28. Link should’ve chose NINJA he should’ve chose ka_chang

  29. Best name of a car that would also work for a baby… Sheldon. Get a MINI and name it Sheldon Cooper. Or a baby and name it Sheldon. My MINI Coupe’s name will be Sheldon.

  30. 2:25 was a pickup

  31. WHO AMONG THESE IS YOUR SON????
    DATSUN

  32. I've met two people named Cricket in my life, and a girl named Sailor. I think those two are cool though. My sister went to school with a girl named Abcde (pronounced absidee) A friend of mine was telling me that her mom worked as an L&D nurse for over 30 years and the craziest name she ever saw was Skullcrusher. Can you imagine going to kindergarten with a name like skull crusher? When I was in high school I had an AP US History teacher who swore that he once taught a Shithead (pronounced sh-theed)

  33. I saw a girl on AGT her name was lettuce

  34. I knew most of these baby names from gradeAunderA

  35. so no matter what happens they'll both be naming each other's kids

  36. It’s a baby car

  37. Daisy or Brittany

  38. 5:02 "I always wanted to learn how to play one…" (Rhett being sad for the next 10 seconds because he can't play the banjo.)

  39. You could name a baby 3500 or F150

  40. U guys are discombobulated

  41. Milan
    Xterra
    Rogue
    Takoma (yes, with a K)
    And for a boy name.. Ranger

  42. Mythical Morning

  43. America should make some laws on what you can NOT name your kid, like other countries. Among the laws should be ridiculous spellings of names, it’s just stupid. Starbucks definitely wouldn’t spell those names even close to correct on the cup.

  44. Jazz could be a baby name, it's a Citroen.

  45. I IMMEDIATELY KNEW PETE WENTZ'S BABY LMAOOOO

  46. Hi! My names Sharon. This is my son Ford Focus

  47. vasectomy was planned for this reason

  48. I live about 20 mins from lexington

  49. 2016: We're naming each other's kids!

    2017: We're getting vasectomies!

  50. Nicole Richie is adopted

  51. Lando? From Star Wars?

  52. Kia Cee apostrophe d 😉

  53. They said this was a guitar topic

  54. Link named his kid Lando because he's a nerd. Let's be honest.

  55. Lettuce is both a car and a name. Not a celebrity baby name but theres this one girl on Britain's got talent and her name is lettuce rowbotham. She plays the violin i believe. She's really good

  56. I was gonna be named Mack, whatever close enough to a car

  57. I've seen a few bongo friendee here in Japan

  58. The craziest celebrity baby name would be an actually normal name like Jarvis or Sadie.

  59. I know two people named kia

  60. “You wanna ride in my bongo friendee it’s only go half a seat” I laughed to hard

  61. I Thought Kevin Bacon had a daughter

  62. Hey my name is Destry that's so cool!!!

  63. I actually think Chevy is a pretty good name lol

  64. Link a female ninja is called a kunoichi

  65. There was a boy who worked at the record store in a mall here named Sicko

  66. A baby rides smoother than a car.

  67. I went to school with a boy named Ninja, and his sister's name is Nina. True story

  68. Lettuce talk about that

  69. Banjo kazooie! Or tooie thats what I thought of. Anyone one else? (Probably not)

  70. p'up you can trust me

  71. My real plants need dusting occasionally too. Water and dusting.

  72. ford would work for a kid

  73. Acura. Concord. Cherokee.

  74. “WE picked her up… for YOUR date with her… why was I there?” ?

  75. Lettuce is my favorite food

  76. I’m related to a Marlowe, a Viva and a Liefy (leafy). Man it’s bad ?

  77. I thought p’up was snoopdog’s kid

  78. yesssss i won! i got 9

  79. Didnt they get vasectomies?

  80. Oh my god me ether !

  81. It's just nina with a j  ¯_( ツ)_/¯

  82. From the future this is why they got a vasectomy

  83. according to some they’re both children

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