War… War never changes. Or does it? The war has changed. Did it? The answer is no. Unless it is yes. No, of course it is. It’s war. Yes. No. Yes? RADIO: Here’s your objective. Bla, bla, bla, bla, secret base. Bla, bla, bla, bla, plan. Bla, bla, bla, nuclear missile bomb. Bla, bla, bla, counting on you. Utmost importance: win, good luck. Bor… bor… boring. Rank up! Master Sergeant Shooter Person! I am an enemy too… B… B… Bloody Screen! So real. Bor… bor… boring. I am al… Bor… bor… boring. Oh… Rank Up! Master Sergeant Shooter Sergeant Person! Hey Fox-club niner. I’m gonna point at you and say something serious to further develop… …the game’s storyline. Oh! I’m dead. Increasing the drama of the story. Ha-ha-ha! You can not stop me unless the game goes into slow-motion for some reason and I become… easy to shoot. Oh no! Boring… Boring… Boring… Rank up! Sergeant Sergeant Master Sergeant Shooter Person! I am yet another… Rank up! Master Sergeant Shooter Sergeant Important Person of Sergeants Extreme! I am a paratrooper because that is a real-life war scenario. You can not shoot me because this is a… …cutscene to make the game feel more dramatic, like a movie. Soon I’ll be landing… I have landed on the ground. B… B… Bloody screen! So real! Bor… boring, boring. Rank up! Sergeant of The Master Sergeants Most Important Person of Extreme Sergeants to the Max! I have a gravelly voice with a big foreign accent. I have an eyepatch and I wear a nice suit. That means I am Leader of Bad Guys. I hold the Nuclear missile-bomb. I will never give the Nuclear-missile bomb to you! Give the Nuclear missile-bomb to us, Leader/Enemy Boss, and then put your hands up. Okay! USA is dominate! I am crying tears! I am crying tears!