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Eleven Little Roosters – Episode 1: Spy Games

Eleven Little Roosters – Episode 1: Spy Games


The Colonel: The Colonel here. To participate in the interactive portion of our program simply follow the link after the video or in the description below. Now enjoy the premiere of The Eleven Little Roosters. *buzzer sounding* *doors opening* *alarm sounding* *explosion* Agent Moose: Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Oo, sorry! Sorry! Oo, that’s gonna leave a mark… Sorry! Sorry! SORRY!! *groaning noises* *sigh* Good afternoon, Captain Gruber. My name is Agent Moose. I’ll be performing your assassination today. If there’s anything I could do to make you more comfort- *groaning* Moose: Jack the Red?! *groaning and choking* Oooooh nooooo!… *James Bond-esque music plays* Annersby: *scream* x3 What sort of a man just walks into an office and shoots without looking?! Gavin the 3rd: Sorry, old chap. Annersby: You wonder why you’re being evaluated you… you… you tasty little scrampet! Oh my goodness! I couldn’t stay mad at you! Just take this spoon and, uh… Gavin: Alright. Annersby: …tell me what you see. Gavin: Oh yeah, this one’s easy. This one is an orgy. Annersby: What? No! Gavin: Look at the three. It’s definitely tits. Annersby: Gav! How am I supposed to reinstate a shoot-happy sex fiend? Gavin: …You just do it. Like sex. Annersby: *sigh* You know… You’re supposed to be representing MI:6 in the Rooster Corps but your recent performance has been… erratic at best. Gavin: Well, that’s not my fault! I’ve been receiving incoherent direction from British Command and my operator is- Mikey: Well, fuck you too, mate! Who got you out of that shitstorm in the Ukraine? Who helped you escape that Turkish prison? And who called you a bloody Uber last Thursday night? Gavin: You did, Mikey. Mikey: You’re goddamn right I did! Blaming your shit on me… I hope you get ear cancer! This is me sending you ear cancer right now! *blows raspberry* *breathes in* *blows another raspberry* Annersby: HQ has reported some problems with their orders getting through. I’ll look into it for you, old boy. *Morse code beeping* An emergency session. What ever could it be? Gavin: I have to go, Annersby. Please, reinstate me. I won’t let the Queen down! Let me prove myself again. Annersby: Alright… Sexy devil… Mmm… Mmm! Starting to feel my… John Thomas again. Hello, John Taylor Thomas! Good to see you! Colonel: Welcome to the Rooster Corps. The world’s premiere alliance of international espionage. Eleven agencies allied together in the pursuit… of world peace. And now… under siege. This emergency meeting of the Little Roosters will now come to order! Assassin rolecall! Gavin the 3rd – MI:6 Agent Jinx and Agent Gibson of the CIA Comrade Hadam of the KGB La Luna Loco, So’Rolla, and their boss Madam Mariel – Asesinos Mexicano Espía Marquee Marquis – French Association of Professionals *airhorn* *techno music* *sigh* I’m contractually obligated to announce that “Berliner Records presents Koko, Brüce, Wilhelm and Lars. It’s the Sex von Schaukel Boyz!” *many airhorns* *music stops* *airhorn* Burnardo Burnadicci – Italian Defense Division Christoph Weiss – Swedish Security Service And if it isn’t Agent Moose – Canadian Assassins League *cough* La Luna Loco: Assassin killer… Marquis: I saw you at Con. Will you sign zis vinyl, you killed ze fan with? Wilhelm: Ve only sign our digital albums. Marquis: Zis is not digital? Wilhelm: Ve’d sign anything you for, Jinx. Ve’d make many exceptions. Ve’d sign our bodies for you. Ve’d sign anything. Brüce: Oo, ha hoo, yeah… Marquis: I was going to sell zis on eBay… *gong sounds* Colonel: We are now, as always, pleased to receive: The Big Cock! *drums and fanfare play* The Big Cock: I would like to remind everyone that it’s “Big Cock” as in “large rooster” not like… “cock” cock. Where in the goddamn dingo is Australia? Boomerang Geoff: Sorry! Sorry! *didgeridoo plays* *cough* Crikey! Ack… Boomerang Geoff here, reporting in from… Whatever Australia Has, I dunno? You’re doing great. Keep it up. Big Cock: Alright, as I was saying- Koko: Ahem? Big Cock: Of course not! Big Cock: I’m pretty sure you’re not speaking coherent German! Big Cock: Enough! The Big Cock silences you all! Now listen. Jack the Red has been eliminated. Sex von Schaukel Boyz: *gasp* Big Cock: By one of our own. Comrade Hadam: This is bad. Madam Mariel: The only question is what to do with the traitor Agent Moose! Luna: It’s muertos time! *maracas shake* Big Cock: No, it isn’t. Luna: Silencio… Big Cock: Our internal investigation revealed that… Agent Moose was actually on official assignment. Those orders were a forgery. Lars: *gasp* Oh, who could forge such a thing? Big Cock: The only people with access to the system… are seated at this very table. So, the question is: which of you wanted Jack the Red to be Jack the Dead? Hadam: It’s you. Christoph Weiss: Get your hands off me. Agent Jinx: Everyone wanted Jack dead. Burnardo Burnadicci: Well, it’s ’cause he was a douchebag. You ever heard that expression, uh… “who shit in your cereal?” Well, for me that answer was Jack. He would literally shit in my cereal in the breakroom. Geoff: Old fat man’s right. He was not nice. Touched me in the crikey… Not nice. Big Cock: So, if everyone hated him so much our office savior should have no trouble admitting who they are. Someone here… is not your friend. Agent Gibson: Yeah, Cristoph is not my friend. He’s a fucking weirdo. Christoph: Yeah? *laughs* Well, I do not know why I am this way. I don’t remember anything. After waking up in that hospital- Big Cock: God! We know, okay? You’re the amnesiac assassin. We get it! Nobody gives two albino shits, okay? Cristoph: Ha… Big Cock: People, this is a serious situation. Eleven Little Roosters has become Ten Little Roosters something no one wants to see. Our power is consolidating, and that… is bad. Ten years ago, the world was in chaos. Assassins killing one another. We were on the brink of World War 3… We were on the brink of World War 3.5 And so… that’s why I created this agency and brought you all together. I restored global balance… and harmony. Marquis: By threatening ze world with a superweapon? Big Cock: That’s right! You’re welcome! I thought if we all shared responsibility for an awesome power we’d be more inclined to work together. So, I gave each of you a key. Useless on their own, but together… strong. But with the death of Jack, his key has been deactivated which means someone at this table is one step closer to harnessing control of the greatest weapon this world has ever known. And the rest of you… are merely standing in his way. In other news, So’Rolla will be having his third quinceañera this week, so look out for those e-vites! *clapping* So’Rolla: The theme is “sirenas bonitas”. So excited. BC: And Agent Moose has been disavowed. Moose: Wait, what?! Big Cock: I know Jack’s death wasn’t your fault, but we can’t have you out there killing people willy-nilly. That would be a bit predictable. Moose: This is outrageous, eh? Canada’s always had a seat at this table! Big Cock: Hold your Molson, young lady. Canada will continue to have a seat here. But we’re changing out the old routine, bringing in the new poutine… It’s Agent Knuckle, everyone! *Canadian National Anthem plays* Agent Knuckle: Hello! I’m Agent Knuckle! Moose: This is worse than the War of 1812! Gibson: HEY! Not cool bringing up the War of 1812! Knuckle: Just give us this one win, you big fucking American hoser! Moose: *sharp exhale* You talk to your Montrealer mother with that mouth? Knuckle: I’m sorry. Moose: No, I’M sorry. Knuckle: No, I’m REALLY sorry. Moose: Well, I’m SUPER sorry. Knuckle: I’m so fecking sorry… Moose: Don’t you get into a sorry competition with me, you little- Big Cock: Clam it, Moose Knuckle! Moose and Knuckle: Sorry… Big Cock: Alright, operations and assassinations will continue but until we find this A-hole all of you… are on special alert. Even people with “strong moral codes”. Like Frenchy. Alright! Big Cock… is out. *shoes squeaking* Knuckle: Well, this is gonna be fun. *beeping sounds* The Griffon: What’d I miss? Geoff: Ah, it appears… we have a traitor in our midst. Let’s just go back home. Griffon: Okay. Geoff: We’ll wait this one out down under. Camping’s a legitimate strategy. We all know that. ‘Specially in the Outback. *door squeaking* *door squeaking again* Colonel: Are you truly interested in getting to the bottom of this? Moose: What? Colonel: Well, it’s just that as a disavowed agent you’d be free to pursue an independent investigation. Moose: Colonel, are you saying- Colonel: I ask nothing the Big Cock doesn’t will. He swings a direction, and I run to chase that cock. And we’ve already begun hiring outside consultants. Tell me, what do you know about a man named “Ryan Haywood”? Moose: Sounds like the name of a madman. Colonel: He’s an eccentric fellow to be sure. He’s the sole survivor of that dinner party massacre all over the news a few years back. Moose: I think I remember reading about that in the papers. Colonel: Yes, gaggle of idiots murdered down in Austin, Texas. Some say for the better but somehow he survived and turned murder into lemonade. Now he’s got a full-time consulting gig, rooting out saboteurs and we’ve already booked him for wedding season. Someone’s pitted one rooster against another. I have no reason to think they won’t try it again. Moose: To be fair, everyone did hate Jack. Colonel: Oh, as did I. In fact, he used to… shit in my cereal bars. Like, inside the wrapper before I opened them. I honestly don’t know how he did it. Like a… goddamn Criss Angel. Moose: So, if I connect with this Haywood and help you unearth the mole I’ll be reinstated? Colonel: Reinstated, promoted… and you just might save the world. Now, this Haywood’s an elusive character. He’ll probably only contact you on his terms so you’ll need to keep your eyes and ears open. Here. This one’s a freebie. Moose: Cana-… *sigh* I won’t let you down, sir. Colonel: We’ll see. Moose: I’ll find you, you little mole bastard. Sorry, NOT sorry! …but sorry. *credit theme plays* *upbeat guitar tempo plays*

Comments (100)

  1. Can't stand Geoff's accent. So bad.

  2. Is Jack the Red suppose to be similar in names with Jack the Ripper?

    Don't mind me… I've been watching Black Butler again…

  3. So is that one of gav's clones or just someone who looks like him

  4. Agent moose
    Agent knuckle.
    Nothing wrong here.

  5. I love that, while everyone else is clearly playing a role, Mikey is just Michael with a thick cockney accent. XD

  6. Dual colt pythons, 357 magnum or 44 magnum

  7. Funhaus. B.E.A.U.T.I.F.U.L.

  8. The reason why we're all here starts at 10:55

  9. It would've been cool if they had of said asio for Australia

  10. 11:27 hes in vanoss crew

  11. 8:20 oml I'm dead. I did not expect that kind of Italian.

  12. Barbara represent Canada!!!

  13. Did Barbra say sorry in Norwegian???

  14. ooh I'm gonna enjoy this.
    I love spy stories

  15. I’m suddenly so proud to be german

  16. Why did it take me so long to watch this?

  17. It seems like Matt would be the most likely to place himself in charge in the series for credit, as a demand for authority to green light the project.

  18. its him the guy with toosters on his cheeks

  19. "Zis is nawt digital?"

  20. Damn that "german" was difficult to understand xD
    However, it made me chuckle. Great work guys!

  21. Canadians don’t sound like that!!!!

  22. I am so happy they nailed the candnain voice

  23. these sorry jokes aren't funny at all

  24. WHERE THE HELL IS TWELVE LITTLE ROOSTERS??!!?!

  25. Why was Geoff not The Professional. They look nearly identical.

  26. First 30 seconds and I'm already confused

  27. I love the Griffin cameo

  28. Miles and Gus made me laugh out loud. Loved it!

  29. MILES AND GUS THO

  30. Eleven Little Roosters is the equivalence of Project Freelancer in real life

  31. I didn't recognize Michael's voice. I'm a bloody fool.

  32. The Canadians Strike Back

  33. So… is this Gavin Prime or maybe Gavin 3?

  34. I'm only just finding this series now?!?

  35. I laughed so hard i was crying in the first couple of seconds. I'm Canadian

  36. I wonder how much money they had to pay Barbra to do the Canadian accent

  37. New Rainbow Six operators looking nice.

  38. Geoff & griffin!!!!!! I want a reboot with Millie!

  39. holy sh**, forgot Jonathan Taylor Thomas used to exist!!

  40. It's always the same annoying story, break your nose and they'll just say soory tell me what kind of freaks are that polite.

  41. i cant help but feel like matt is doc, o malley and sarge all at once in this series

  42. Wait this is titled episode 1 but says season 2 episode 6?? I’m so confused. . .

  43. Zach has nailed that posh British accent so thoroughly

  44. Barbs hat sure is sharp

  45. Interesting to come back a year later and look at Gavin's evaluation sheet after everything is said and done and see mental deterioration and sociopath tendencies.

  46. I know this is kinda late but I just noticed that the reason Gav is called Gavin the 3rd is because in 10 little roosters his two clones died?

  47. Michael British accent is the best ????

  48. I was really hyped to hear jack’s russian accent, too bad he never even got a word out lol

  49. Why is the location Croatia?

  50. 6:36 guess anthony mackie got an idea from this

  51. Barbara. A true Canadian.

  52. Why am I even here?
    I hate Rooster Teeth lol.

  53. This just wasn't good.

  54. CANDA woooooooooo hooooo ????????????????????????????

  55. "Lets go back hone. Just camp this one out. Its a legitimate strategy." How has nobody caught that joke? Hahahaha

  56. this one has so many great shots at every assassins rolecall i had to pause the video just to admire howfunny everyone looked lmao

  57. lol the james bond parody intro classic lol

  58. 'Touch me in the crikey'? What Australian accent is that from? Never have any Australians say Touch me in the crikey

  59. I totally didn't forget this was a thing and am now watching it fully through

  60. Barb=Blonde Canadian Carmen San Diego

  61. you can tell Gavin is the villain of this series right here 4:43

  62. 7:17 Subtitles:Hey, wait one little second. What was said(translation): "my and (can't makeout) nothing together"
    Subtitles:"Did your eyepatch switch sides?" What was said(translation):"With the bus I say(said wrong)"
    Subtitles:"Uh, I don't be mean to be rude about this." What was said(translation): "It is now not important"(while the grammar is correct, the word for important is pronounced in a cringy way)
    Subtitles: "But I'm pretty sure you're wearing two eyepatchs now." What was said(translation): "But, in our strolling/walking(did they mean other? because they definitely didn't say that…) episode, who was that been" (I know german has weird grammar, being a different language and all… I may not be fluent, but I'm 90% sure that the last clause spoken was not correct german grammar)

  63. Are we every gonna get 12 little roosters?

  64. Why does it seem that Yang would be better like this?

  65. Micheal must have fun screaming at Gavin all the time in his stupid British accent

  66. As an Australian I can say with 100% certainty that we're represented accurately in this

  67. You do know the Canadians have a secret service right I mean like they're so secretive you don't even know about them

  68. I like how they treat Ten Little Roosters like the two are in the same universe.

  69. 1:38 Kung Lao WINS, Fatality!

  70. I thought Canadians were peaceful

  71. I like how Barb looks like Indiana Jones if he was a chick

  72. Why is Ryan always the prime suspect xD

  73. Halfway through and I don't think I'm gonna make it lolol the moving eyepatches had me dead

  74. Germanhaus is probably the greatest thing I've ever seen.

  75. First questions: Why was Barbra apologizing for everything?
    First Answer: She's Canadian

  76. The butter did it!!!11

  77. You can really tell Barb loves her own face, She has it plastered all over any series she's in. LMAO

  78. Helloooo I'm agent knuckle!

  79. So can anybody explain the numbers that show up a lot in the background like in every episode?

  80. WAIT IS GAVIN THE 3RD REFERENCING 10 LITTLE ROOSTERS AND HOW GAVIN CLONED HIMESELF

  81. My question is what the Morse code says.

  82. yes Gavin as the english spy james bond just YYEESS!!!
    edit and of corse Micheal is the one who tells Gavin what to do thay are the play pals and geoff as a australian wow just..WOW

  83. "I'm so FEHKEN sowry"

  84. This series, alternate title: Jack the Red Dead: Redemption

  85. Just realized, that earpiece ain't plugged into nothing

  86. Right away I knew it was Her ?

  87. Zack will always be my fav

  88. Where is Twelve Little Roosters though?!

  89. Did anyone find out what Australia has?

  90. I love Michael's British accent that's actually an Aussie accent

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