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Game of Thrones: A Song of Ice & Fire – Thug Notes Summary and Analysis

Game of Thrones: A Song of Ice & Fire – Thug Notes Summary and Analysis


What it do, son? This week, we gettin royally f**ked with “A Game of Thrones,” by George R. R. Martin. Man, this is gonna be a b*tch. So, this
book split up into a buncha different narratives. Each chapter is told from da perspective of one of the main characters like Ned, Daenerys, Jon, Arya — I could go on, playa. But I’mma break down this bad boy by gettin all geographical on yo asses. One plot takin place on da West Side, one on the East Side, and da other up at a big-ass ice wall up in da North. We’ll get to dat later, but for now, let’s see what’s goin down over here. Ned Stark is the top dog of a hood called Winterfell, the swolest kingdom in the North. After takin care of some brotha who couldn’t keep his word, Ned start truckin it back to Winterfell, but before he get there, he say, “Sh*t man, I’m gonna rep dem Stark colors and adopt some of deez direwolves right here.” So, he get a direwolf for every child he got — his three legit sons, Robb, Bran, and Rickon, his two daughters, Arya and Sansa, and his bastard love child, Jon Snow — you know, the pretty one. So, old Ned ready to chillax back at his crib, when da King Robert Baratheon swang into town, and Ned be like, “Oh sh*t, brotha, what you doin in my hood?” Da king like, “Son, you heard da news? My right hand man, Jon Arryn, just got murked, and ain’t nobody know why.” Ned like, “No sh*t?” “Word. You gonna get my back and be my new advisor?” “Man, dat ain’t really my style.” But when Ned’s woman, Catelyn, get word from her sister, Lysa, that it was Robert’s Queen and her fam, the Lannisters, dat were behind the hit, Ned like, “F**k it, let’s do this, King.” Now, the Lannisters be another one of da great crews of the Seven Kingdoms. King Robert is married to Cersei Lannister, and her twin bro, Jaime Lannister, is supposed to protect the king, in case anyone try to step. Lata’, Ned’s boy, Bran, just mindin his own business when ugh! Shawty walk in on Cersei gettin some of dat bro-sauce from Jaime! Now, dat ain’t right. They gotta make sure Bran don’t snitch, so they toss his little ass out a window. Now, he ain’t dead, but dog is f**ked up and don’t remember nothin. So, Ned heads to King’s Landing with his two girls, Sansa and Arya. Joffrey, the 12-year-old son of da king, and Sansa’s future man, is always talkin smack and tryna start sh*t. When he f**k wit lil Arya though, shawty
show him what’s up. Arya’s direwolf gets all up on dat hater, and Arya not only swipes his blade, but throws it in the damn river. Joffrey whines like a little b*tch, and Sansa’s direwolf gets wrecked by the Queen, since Arya’s already skipped town. Things between the Starks and the Lannisters ain’t lookin so good. Back in Winterfell, some hood-ass brotha try to ice little Bran while he snoozin, so Catelyn head to King’s Landing to tell Ned what went down. Ned hook up wit Varys, the master of secrets, and da king’s shysti-ass advisor, Petyr Baelish, who like, “Hey, psst. Dat knife belong to Tyrion Lannister, the little dwarf brotha to Cersei and Jaime.” So, Catelyn hits up her sister, Lysa, and puts Tyrion on lockdown in her crib. Tyrion ain’t there long, though. Brotha shakes them haters off after some gangsta named Bronn wins his freedom by wreckin some fool. Eventually, Ned figure out da secret dat put Jon Arryn in the dirt — Joffrey ain’t even the king’s legit son. He da inbred love child of Cersei and Jaime Lannister. Ugh! Dat mean he ain’t got no right to da crown. When Cersei realize what Ned know, she like, “Damn. I gotta get dat crown on Joffrey’s head before da word gets out.” So, girl plots on her hubby, and King Robert gets ganked in a “hunting accident.” Now that he dead, Ned grabs Petyr Baelish and say, “Dog, I need some thugs to get my back while I challenge Joffrey’s claim to the throne.” Baelish like, “Sho thang, blood. I got you.” But Baelish betrays him — Joffrey becomes king and slices Ned’s damn head off. Ice cold! When Ned’s oldest boy, Robb, hear his daddy been done dirty, he start building a phat crew of Northerners. After makin a Lannister army his bitch, everybody start callin him “The King in the North.” Swag. Aight, so this is what we got goin on in this big ice cube up in the North called “The Wall,” which keep out these savage humans called Wildlings — and whateva da hell other sh*t out there — from messin wit the seven Kingdoms. Ned’s bastard, Jon Snow, grindin as a man of the Night’s Watch, which basically is a crew of virgins who devote their lives to guardin the wall. Jon always lookin out for this fat-ass bruh named Samwell. He a nice dude and all, but dude can’t do sh*t with a sword. Lata’, Jon find out dat some of his Night’s Watch homies got smoked in combat, and now they been goin all “Thriller” up in here — they straight up become crazy, undead hustlas called “Others.” Sh*t. So when these haters try to throw down, Jon saves the Lord Commander from gettin wrecked. When Jon get word dat his daddy been murked, he try to join his bro, Robb, in the good fight. But after some Night Watch big dawgs tell him he best pick duty over love, he jus like, “Man, f**k it.” So, Jon packs up dem nuts and stays a man of the Night’s Watch. On da East Side, two siblings named Viserys and Daenerys Targaryen tryna crew up wit some soldiers. See, their daddy was rockin da crown before Robert Baratheon, so them two kids thinkin that throne is theirs. So, Viserys allies with this badass motha named Khal Drogo by slangin Daenerys’s ass at him. As a wedding present, Daenerys get three petrified dragon eggs — primo sh*t, since nobody done peeped a dragon in ages. Viserys always talkin mad sh*t to Daenerys and slappin her up like he own her or somethin. But when he finally threatens Daenerys and her baby she got comin, Khal jus ices dat hater. Lata’, Drogo gets shanked in a battle, and some healer say she gonna help him, but girl just make it worse, and Drogo get so dead in the head, that Daenerys just end it for him. All to’ up, Daenerys start to burn her
hubby’s body with them three dragon eggs. Then she decide, “F**k it. I’m gonna walk my ass over into dat fire. Cuz, why not?” When dat fire done blazin, all dat’s left is Daenerys chillin with three baby dragons suckin at those titties. The end. Alright, let’s start with the basic sh*t. Like you probably guessed from the series title, this book strapped wit images of ice and fire. Now, a lot of ’em are gonna jump right on out at ya. For example, that Stark crew all iced out. Da Stark motto is “Winter is coming,” and Ned’s sword even called “Ice.” Plus, we got them ice-cold Other-Brothas roamin around. Burr! On the fiery side, we got Daenerys chillin in flames and headin up a brand new posse of three fire-breathing dragons. But we also gettin some subtler shoutouts to ice and fire. When somebody from the Night’s Watch gets wasted by one of the Others, “The pale sword bit through the ringmail beneath his arm. The young lord cried out in pain. Blood welled between the rings. It steamed in the cold, and the droplets seemed red as fire where they touched the snow.” But don’t trip, homegirl, cuz that ain’t all —
we got some pretty tight symbols in da novel, too. My personal fave is the direwolves. When Ned and his churrin find da mama direwolf on page 18, Mama Dub got a foot of shattered antler stuck all up in her throat. If you open up yo eyes and peep da House Baratheon sigil, you’ll see that they got a stag front and center, whereas the Stark crew got a grey direwolf. So, dat wolf dyin from an antler foreshadowin dat old Ned Stark bout to get his sh*t wrecked, and dat House Baratheon gonna have somethin to do with it. Them direwolves also tellin us a lil somethin somethin bout they owners. Bran say, on page 21, dat Jon Snow’s wolf was da first to open his eyes, while the others still blind. Likewise, Jon Snow see a buncha sh*t that other people don’t. “A bastard had to learn to notice things, to read the truth that people hid behind their eyes.” Plenty mo peepers where dat came from, son, cuz eyes and sight poppin up all over “A Game of Thrones.” Dat badass Syrio Forel say he da most throwed up warrior in town cuz of what he call “the seeing.” “Opening your eyes is all that is needing. The heart lies and the head plays tricks with us, but the eyes see true. Look with your eyes. Hear with your ears. Taste with your mouth. Smell with your nose. Feel with your skin. Then comes the thinking, afterward, and in that way knowing the truth.” When da sh*t go down, and you gotta go toe-to-toe wit some hater, a real gangsta don’t just keep his heart in check, but also his mind, man. You gotta chill out, observe everything around you, and then you get a little taste of the truth. But, if this book showin us one thing, it’s dat ain’t nobody got a lock on truth — not even da realest thug of them all, Ned Stark. Homeboy puts the truth aside twice for the people he love, and pay for it with his head. As da Lord Commander of The Night’s Watch preachin, “The things we love destroy us every time.” In a world where errybody backstabbin errybody on the reg, how’s a brotha gonna feel like he got any control over his destiny, man? Well, maybe da only power you can really count on is power over yourself. Tyrion droppin the same knowledge on Jon Snow. “Let me give you some counsel, bastard…
Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you. “If they want to give you a name, take it, make it your own. Then they can’t hurt you with it anymore.” So, take the power into your own hands and make sure to pre-order the “Thug Notes” book. For those of you that don’t know, it’s coming out in August, and it’ll be the dopest breakdown of the classics you’ll ever read, for real.

Comments (100)

  1. HBO give this guy a contract

  2. Yo when you gon do the rest of em?

  3. where is the rest of the books

  4. Awesome except… It was Ned who "wanted" to go to King's Landing out of duty right? And Cate would rather not..

  5. You really did miss some details about the hatching of her dragons. It was only achievable because of the magic used which was released by the witch she sacrificed in the pyre as well.

  6. Please do Name of the Wind!

  7. will we see Book 2?

  8. The rare error… The Others aren't reanimated dead. Those are wights. The Others are more mysterious for now

  9. Do the rest of the books please!

  10. "and the King's sheisty ass advisor, Petyr Baelish…" LMAOOOOOOOO. I love Thug Notes!

  11. digression : the first name Gregory literally means the watchman

  12. I didn't think it was possible to sum up a book in 6 minutes that took me… oh 38 hours to read, back in 2008 and then to top it off he analyzes it in 4 minutes, guy has some skill!… Still waiting for book 6 GRRM, please don't die. Take all the time you want, but please don't die before finishing 6/7.

  13. The Hound is the only interesting character amongst the lot. Oh yeah the eloquent imp is amusing as hell as well. But he made for a really angry little elf in ELF. Dragons don't suckle.

  14. This is great stuff.

  15. You really should have added the detail of jon arryn being ned and the kings foster father.

  16. Two and a half minutes in, I'm already lost.

  17. https://youtu.be/lJss7x9qEuc?t=57 it was branden starks idea to adopted the wolfs

  18. 'Shysti-ass advisor'

    You know at some point, i hope i see this on someone's resume. XD

  19. I can't tell if those portraits are actually of the characters, or unrelated portraits that happen to somewhat resemble them…

  20. 4:44
    Quick nitpick: the human zombies aren't Others. They're Wights. The monsters who raised and control them are the Others.

  21. I don't know what the fuck is happening

  22. "Gettin' some of that Bro Sauce" – I'm dying!!

  23. Lol… Please. Please please do the other 4 books

  24. Rick-On ??????????????????????

  25. For real, where they got them old people portrait at

  26. Ughhh… Brain hurty

  27. Why is Gustavus Adolphus Littlefinger?

  28. Old mates left canine is lit

  29. This video is so badass if you read the book first

  30. Bronn is Oliver Cromwell?

  31. Are 720,000+ views and 16,000+ likes not enough to say we want more of this?
    You've done book 1, and that's it. There are 4 more books in the series available, and plenty of people in the comments want to see them.
    Bring on Clash of Kings!

  32. You must watch this!! Hilarious!! 😀 https://youtu.be/O1sZkB5nnkA

  33. Who's idea was this

  34. I bet your kids love story time.

  35. I thought that most people (including Robert) thought that Jon Arryn died of natural causes / old age.

  36. his one tooth bothers me

  37. 0:58

    Adopt some of these dIrewolves right herrr

    ???

  38. the vampire teeth tho.
    wisecrack should do a philosophy of thug notes.

  39. Damn Thug, make me go buy the books.

  40. Wisecrack… You're too smart for this. "Thug Notes?" Y'all couldn't have a "brotha breakdown" or something? Is it REALLY necessary to portray such hurtful stereotypes to achieve your desired effect? Could you not conceive of a black guy giving his own genuine take on GoT using contemporary urban vernacular and culture references? This is a high tech, modern menstrual show. Do better. Be better.

  41. Lol anyone here from Longbeach Griffy?

  42. ay yo whats the painting you used for Cersi please I gotta know

  43. I miss thug notes.

  44. Syrio Clearly was on the path to Ultra Instinct

  45. COME BACK DO THE REST.

  46. He should have narrated all of the books.

  47. Lol, Bronn is fucking Crommwell

  48. Bruh you gotta do the rest man

  49. Am i the only one who notice the biggie's crown

  50. Will we get more Thug Notes?

  51. why just why please stop my ears are bleeding

  52. Bro sauce from Jamie. ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  53. This might be my favorite thing ever.

  54. Bro sauce. Lol.

  55. Just found out about this and I hope there's one for every book

  56. In the books, it was a direwolf. In the show a mountain lion. Some of the few changes I respected

  57. The only issue I have with this is conflating the others and the wights. The tv show makes it pretty clear but I can understand this confusion in the books, as we literally only see the others themselves two times in the entire series so far.

  58. Bro, 10 minutes? Wtf. I could have did with 7 seasons of u doing this shit.

  59. This was fantastic

  60. Watching this video to spoil everything for myself so there is no point to watch it. Never watch it, now i never will.

  61. Lol this is great "bunch of virgins guarding the wall"

  62. this was shockingly in depth

  63. I call myself winding down cause I just got home from work and thought I'd check out this channel…Now im wide awake!

  64. So Arryn found out that Joffery is a bastard…… and Littlefinger had him killed by his own wife…… uuuuuhhhhh……. either Littlefinger had the foresight of knowing what would happen if he did that or he was making this up on the fly. This plot is so tangled and confusing I could believe either one.

  65. Thought this video would be 50 mins lol

  66. This guy cool is asl

  67. You should be one of the show runners, I understand you better then the episodes

  68. If Joffrey were any more inbred, he'd be a sandwich.

  69. Shiaat was dope as hell

  70. Did this guy have a fang installed?

  71. THIS IS SO GOOD I'M SPEECHLESS
    That almost never happens

  72. Sir, Can I Be A Book Gangster Too?

  73. So if i seen season 1 of GOT, i don't have to read book 1 of the Song of Ice and Fire

  74. Yo, where did you buy the crown? Legit question

  75. I love thug notes, but even this does not make me want to watch the show or read the book. Sorry

  76. Tnx for the Spoils …

  77. Now I wanna see some thug notes on Green Eggs & Ham. Thug Notes JR. Perhaps?

  78. Bronn's head is Oliver Cromwell. LOL!

  79. I was glad when Little Finger got iced

  80. Cersei was the Devil’s wife

  81. Do "Watchmen", the graphic novel.

    Please.

  82. Is that his real snaggle tooth?

  83. Rickon! Serpentine!

  84. Omg slow down. I love it. I just, it so much info. I'm tryna not watch the actual show

  85. Any chance Sparky going to do WildCards book one?

  86. I'm going to put it out there… Sweet's retelling was better than the series AND the books. Someone make him the showrunner for the Dunk & Egg series!! Xxx

  87. I lol'ed @ bro sauce.

  88. "Jon snow, you know, the pretty one."

    HOLY SHIT I CANT BREATE

  89. How did I miss this shit. This is amazing.

  90. Can someone tell me what's the name of the painting they used for tyrion's head?

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