My name’s Casey James Salengo and this is the story
of Game of Thrones blowjob, Winter wasn’t
the only thing coming, you know what I’m saying?
Game of bones. Usually I’d go out
with a couple of my friends, we’d get drunk,
dance a little in the corner, go home alone.
The situation I was living in, normally it wasn’t a great aura
for lovemaking. It was like a tenament house.
I was living with a couple that was in the process
of getting a divorce. The bathtub was in the kitchen,
the bathroom was a hallway, there was no door on my bedroom, there was no sheets on my bed
but that was my fault. But this particular weekend, I was staying at a dogs house,
not in a dog house. I was dog sitting at
a very nice apartment. There’s a way easier way
to explain that. I think I had
an extra boost of confidence knowing I had a sweet crib
to bring the ladies back to. I don’t talk like this,
what I am doing? It was a Brooklyn night, it was crisp and I was out
there moving and grooving. Me and this lady catch eyes
from across the bar. Oh yeah, like yeah.
Instant spark, we started grinding
as the kids do. I convinced her to come home.
Not convince, I asked. No coercion involved here.
You can’t just let me talk. But she decided to come back.
We get off the train, there’s a Halal cart there. Oh daddy. Brooklyn aphrodisiac,
real hot and bothered. We’re bringing this chicken
and rice back home. Get to smooching as you do. A lot of people wouldn’t
make out right after eating the Halal food,
but we just got into it. Sliding tongues,
bumping spices, oh my god. She’s like, “You ever seen
Game of Thrones?” And I said, “No,
but I hear it’s a good show.” We’re both talking
very sexy-like. Start playing it and it’s fun. I see there’s white walkers,
dragons and shit. She starts to make
a little move downtown, you know what I’m saying? You know what I’m saying?
She blew me. Right before she started,
she looks at me and she goes, “Start Game of Thrones
over again.” Yeah, all right, that’s fine. There’s all these various
sex scenes, horny maps,
she gets back to business. This is awesome,
great work everybody, all right. The Game of Thrones
theme song stops. She abruptly stops
what she’s doing and I’m wondering what kind of
sexy things going to happen now. And she goes, “Start it over.” All right, that sounds good,
whatever you need. Very sexy map. Song ends again,
“Start it over.” Okay, well this is getting
a little weird now. This is clearly some
kind of strange fetish. I don’t know
what she’s imagining. She’s some sort of concubine
and I’m a dragon lord or whatever the fuck
happens on the show. I know what she needs,
she’s doing her thing, I’m restarting the song.
“Start it over. Start it over. Start it over. Start it over.”
You know how it goes. Song plays four
or five more times, heck yeah, while I’m getting blown.
And we stop. Would like me
to return the favor? I’m a good man and I do my part
to help the community. She said,
“No, absolutely not.” She’s on her ladies time.
Period, she’s on her period. I said,
“I’ll still do it.” She said, “You’re being weird.”
But I wish I got the opportunity because I would love as if I
right about to go down there. You ever seen Fraiser?
(singing). Start it over. (singing). Start it over.
(singing). Put it back. We do a little business
to the Fraiser theme song. We leave the next morning. We did not speak of it
ever again. I take care of the dog
because I’m good at my job except for bringing ladies
back for a blowjob, which I would not do anymore
because I still do this job. So anyone whose watching this,
I’m very respectful and I will not bring
any women to your home, or men or whoever.
I’ll never do this again, I promise you that.