Giraffe Volleyball Championships

Giraffe Volleyball Championships

[Intro music] Matt: We are playing some goofy, wacky, stuff Ryan. Ryan: Yeah, it’s a game with giraffes. Random. Matt: *snickers* le random giraffes111!!1! Ryan: Uh-oh. Matt: We’re doing, uh…it’s giraffe volleyball. We found this game online and we said why not so… Ryan: Hold on…get this… get this fucking wire out of my way Matt: Ryan, your controller wire is all tangled with the microphone. What are you DOING? Ryan: It’s not even tangled, you’re lying… Matt: Oh, but I’m about to kick your ass at some giraffe volleyball. Ryan: Yay, I won. Matt: I lost a point. Ryan: Dumbass. Matt: I like this game. I like the way they move. Ryan: Okay. Matt: Come here, boy. I’m on the left, Ryan’s on the right. Ryan: Darn. Matt: What if giraffes actually looked like this, and when they walked it was just like: *random noise* It’s terrifying to be honest. Ryan: What if, dude. Matt: Ha HA! Ryan: NOOOOO. Matt: HAHA!! Matt: Got eeeeem! Matt: Okay, here we go… Matt: Ooh! Matt: ooOOOH! Ryan: oooOOOooOOooOoH!! Matt: Get outta there-oh SHIT! Matt: Fuck. FUCK! Ryan: Yeeeeahh. Matt: That’s tricky. Ryan: *in rhythm with giraffe movement* Fuck. ‘n. Fight. With. Me. Matt: That’s tricky, dude. *laughs* Matt: You’re just over there. You’re- Ryan: (In background, singing)
Matt: You’re enticing me, dude. Ryan: C’mon… Matt: You’re teasing me! Stop it! Matt: Alright… Ryan: *grunting* Matt: Very nice, there you go… Matt: Ooh! I like uh…the ball goes with the music, you see that? Ryan: Hurry-!! Ah, there we go. Matt: FUCK! Ryan: Ha HA! Matt: That’s not fair. Ryan: Who’s the better giraffe now, dumbass?! Matt: It’s not about who’s the better giraffe, Ryan… Ryan: Oh really? That’s not what the score says. Matt: We’re ALL winners here. Ryan: Says the loser. Matt: Not for long, Ryan. Matt: Yeah! *mocking Ryan* Says the loser! Ryan: We’re tied, idiot. Matt: *Stumbling over words*
Ryan: *Mocks Matt* Matt: Ready for this? Ryan: Come on, boy. Matt: Taste my giraffe wrath. Matt: FUCK. Ryan: I’m tasting it. It tastes good. Matt: I love these controls, though. This is actually- Ryan: This is a pleasing game. Matt: I thought is was going to be a very stupid, dumb game. Matt: Well, it IS a very stupid, dumb game. Matt: But, it’s also very uh…surprisingly fun. Matt: Very smooth controls. Matt: GOD damnit. Ryan: You can blame God all you want… Matt: I wasn’t BLAMING God.. Ryan: But it’s the prophet who’s to blame. Matt: The prophet? Ryan: The false prophet. Matt: Who’s the false prophet? Ryan: Ann. Matt: wut. Matt: ANYWAY, you won that one, Ryan, but, uh, heh… We’ll-we’ll see next time who’s going to win…the next one. Ryan: *tiny voice* I’m Matt, heh heh. Ryan: HEH. Ryan: HOH. Ryan: HEHEHEHEHEHOHOHAHAHAH. Matt: FUCK! Matt:That’s hard. Matt: Their legs look like spaghetti before you cook it. Ryan: Well, that’s just mean. *Ryan grunts excitedly* Ryan: No! Matt: Come and get it. Ryan: *still grunting* Matt: WHAT?! Ryan: HOH HOH HOH HOH Matt: Was that a glitch?! Ryan: Heh, yeah, but you still got the… Ryan: Dude, go through puberty, dude. Matt: When I get upset, my voice gets high, Ryan. Matt: Cause of smokin’ all that kush. [air horn] Matt: OH! Damnit! Matt: Wow. This is, uh…this is not goin’ well for me. Ryan: I wanna see, like, a Pixar animation… …with like giraffes who’s legs move like this. Matt: *snickers* Ryan: Like, they had to create new technology for that octopus Hank thing in Dory 2. Matt: Oh, come on! Matt: Yeah! How they had to like…they had to like create new technology just to work the physics of that octopus. Ryan: Yeah. Except now it’s just giraffes and legs. Matt: Eat my shorts, Ryan! Eat my giraffe shorts! Matt: Which I would love to see, by the way. Imagine a giraffe with a pair of jorts on. Matt: That’d be some goofy stuff, wouldn’t it? Matt: That’d be just…funny. le rand0m. Matt: I’d see that on 9GAG.
Ryan: I’d be like ho ho! Funny funny! Matt: le funny 9gag memez11!1!! Ryan: Just over here BOUNCIN’ AROUND… Matt: *tsks* Ooh, Ryan. Things aren’t looking good for you. Ryan: *laughs* They’re not? Matt: …no… Matt: Let’s play this one short. Matt: Let’s play short. Matt: Ryan! You’re s- Ryan: What’re you doin’? Matt: I said let’s play it short for fun, and you still wanted to play it tall! Ryan: Yeah, that’s the point of the game Matt: Let’s play this next one short. Ryan: Why? Because you’re losing and you don’t wanna lose anymore? Matt: No! Look, it’s gunna be even next time. It’s at zero-zero, let’s play short for one round. It’d be fun. Ryan: Are we only allowed to move the head? Matt: Well, yeah. With the head. Matt: Ha HA. Matt: HEY! What-! Matt: So…I guess you can push it through the net? Ryan: Yeah. Matt: Ah, shit. Ryan: There it goes. Matt: Ah, God damnit. Matt: That SUCKS, Ryan, why would you wanna play short?
Ryan: *moaning* I’m the winner! Matt: Hey, stop-you’re getting bigger, you cheater!! Matt: No, that was only the first round- Ryan: CHEATER! Now, I’m not following your rules anymore. Matt: I said for one round, let’s play it short. That was one round. Flashback Matt: Play short. Just for one round. It’d be fun. Ryan: *whines girlishly* Matt: Oh! Oh! *random grunting from both parties* Ryan: My spots are better than your spots. Matt: No they’re not…stop… Ryan: My spots are more… Matt: They’re the same spots, Ryan. Ryan: No, they’re not! Matt: Stop trying to put me down, dude. Matt: They’re the exact same spots! Matt: God… *soft gasp from Ryan* Matt: I feel like this game would be a lot more successful if they added more backgrounds and achievements…or like different giraffe skins and stuff. I think it’d be a lot more fun. A lot more, uh… Ryan: I’d play WAY more often. Matt: If they made this into a mobile app, and they added more backgrounds and you could play with friends and stuff… Ryan: We are playing with friends. We’re playing with each other. Matt: Yeah, but I mean you could play with friends wirelessly. Ryan: Oh, you mean like ACTUAL real friends. Matt: Or like a CPU or something, it’d be fun- wait, wut. Ryan: NOOOOOOOO it goes too far, it’s not fair!! Matt: Ryan, play with the funny giraffe ball! Ryan: This is what they sound like. This is all I picture these giraffes sound like. *nasally whine* Oh, PLEASE, over here. Matt: *nasally whine* Oh come on! I throw the ball to you! [straight up sex noises from Ryan] Ryan: Ohh GOD that ball is so fuckin’ big! Matt: *normal voice* Oh, fuck. Ryan: *normal voice* Uh-oh. Matt: I got it, I’m good. Ryan: Oh! Ryan: Do ya got it? Matt: It’s hard when it gets stuck in a corner, I saw you fffUH! Ryan: *nasally whine* Goal. Matt: *whines at Ryan* Ryan: *whines at Matt* Ryan: Man is this game a triumph of game physics. Matt: This is EPIC. Ryan: *whines sexually* Ryan: No! Matt: I hit your little white ball, Ryan. Ryan: You’re using a cheat code! Matt: You’re cheating, you’re cheating! Matt: Back when you were a kid, you’d be playing, like, a game with someone you’re winning, they’d accuse you of cheating somehow. Fuck! Ryan: I had a kid at a birthday party that with War of the Monsters he’d accuse all of us of cheating because he kept losing and he ripped the PlayStation 2 from the wall. Matt: What?! Ryan: Yeah. Matt: Just because he was losing? Ryan: Yeah. Matt: What a piece of shit! Ryan: And…we called his parents. And…they came to pick him up. And before all this happened- There you go. I wasn’t paying attention. There you go. There’s a point. Matt: Keep telling your story, it’s a good one. Ryan: Uh, he dressed up in a dinosaur costume for no reason- Matt: Does this kid have somethin’ wrong with him? Ryan: I think he did. Matt: See, most normal kids don’t just, when they lose the game, rip the PlayStation outta the wall. Ryan: No, but I’ve gotten really mad at video games before. There was this one time where my Grand Theft Auto 4 save froze in the middle of a very important mission that took me forever. Matt: That sucks. Ryan: And so I hit the top of it, and punched it really hard and the disc scratched. Ryan: Like, really bad. Like, it was a perfect circle scratch. Matt: I had a friend when I was a kid…like, if he’d be losing he’d just turn off the console. I’d be like- *sputters in frustration* Ryan: *laughs* Really? Matt: Yeah! And I had another friend, in middle school, that-what the hell?? Ryan: You got it, Matt. You got it. Come on, Matt. Matt: There we go. Ryan: There! Matt: We were playing Guitar Hero, and he couldn’t get his guitar for the Wii…he couldn’t get it to, uhhhh, sync up with the Wii. And he got furious and just like, threw it into the wall and was like “FUCK!!!” and went in to his room. And that was the first time I’d ever heard any of my friends say the f-word. I freaked out. I was like-*soft gasp* And I thought he was joking at first, so then I went into his room, and he was crying. And then ANOTHER time- Ryan: Fuck! Matt: Same friend, we were playing Rock Band. I smacked him in the back with a drumstick, in like a joking way…he just started crying. Like- *imitates crying* Just really hard, on the spot. I was like… I was kinda traumatized. I was like, “Oh my God!!”. NO! GOD DAMNIT!! Ryan: *laughs* I cheated!! Matt: Cheater cheater, pumpkin eater!
Ryan: *chanting* Cheating! Cheating! Cheating! You GOTTA love cheating, Matt. It’s how real men win games. Matt: And it’s also how real men win women. Ha HA. Ryan: Yup. Matt: Nothin’ wrong with a little cheating on your spouse here and there, am I right? Ryan: Not at all. [more grunting] Ryan: OH! Whatcha gunna do now?! Matt: Whatcha gunna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? Gimme a kiss, gimme a kiss. [smooches] Ryan: Well. There you go. Matt: Ryan, I might win this one. If I win this one, I’m gunna cut out ALL of the other ones and just only upload this ONE. Ryan: …that makes sense. Matt: What if we played a bunch of rounds and you watch the video and I only uploaded the ones that I won? Which is…one of them? Ryan: That would just be so shitty. None of them, so far. Matt: Mmmm you don’t know THAT. There we go! Thank God we just started the Let’s Play! Ryan: It’s just like you to get all pompous and stuff when you win ONE. Matt: I’m winning! Ryan: *mockingly* I just need to prove that I can win ONCE! Matt: Look at me win, Ryan. Ha HA! Ryan: Are you puttin’ in cheat codes? Matt: Dude- Ryan: Star star stAR STAR STAR!! Matt: I went to the Scholastic book fair and I got myself one of those books of cheat codes. Ryan: I used to have those. Matt: Remember like, in elementary school they’d have the book fairs- Ryan: Oh yeah.
Matt: -and they’d have the big book of cheat codes for like, PlayStation One and- FUCK! Ryan: *In high pitch voice* Woah Woah Woah Ryan: *Still in high voice* Drop de ball on me!
(In normal voice) I used to uh, use those cheat codes back in the day. Ahhhh. Matt: Wow, Ryan uh…well you know, cheaters never actually win. That’s the thing. Ryan: Oh, but they do. Matt: I hate that saying. It’s like, “Cheaters never win.” Both: Yeah, they do. Ryan: They cheat, so they win. What are you talking about? Matt: Ther-the…the…they do win it’s like Matt: Well the moral of the story is that they don’t actually win, Matt: because they’re cheating.
Ryan: Cheating’s just a term that used… Ryan…that like fucking losers use to describe winners.
Matt: Fuck! Matt: Cheater, cheater pumpkin eater! Ryan: Oh you’ve got to suck my wiener!
Matt: Oh, hey, hey, hey Matt: Come over here, I suck your wiener! Ryan: That’s what uhhh my step brother used to say. Matt: Tch, what? Ryan: Cheater, cheater pumpkin eater now you have to suck my wiener.
Matt: Oh! Matt: I thought you were just saying like yeah my step brother used to be like suck my wiener! Ryan: Hm.
Matt: Yeah, ok man. Ryan: I don’t know why I brought him up. Ryan: I don’t, taught
Matt: I don’t know what kind of relationship you got with you’re step brother but Ryan: Uh, no relationship. Matt: Oh.
Ryan: *chuckles* Matt: I got a pretty good relationship with your step brother.
Ryan: There’s the fun happy fact of the day. Matt: *laughs* Ryan: Goddamnit Ryan: Tank you, tank you so much. Matt: Mkay, here it, here it comes.
Ryan: Ho! Matt: Ohh Matt: A chicken! Matt: FUCK!
Ryan: Yay! Matt: This is, this is a close match. Ryan: Winner takes all? Is it up to five or what? Matt: Yeah, it’s five. Ryan: Look at me. Ryan: I’m fucking psyching you out dude. Matt: Umm. Ryan: Oh so it’s gonna go in, ok just gotta,
Matt: Hmmm Matt: *in weird voice* I’ve got to hit the ball! Hit the ball over here please! Ryan: I’ve gotta really work it! Matt: Oooo
Ryan: Fuck. Matt: Come on just come and give me a kiss! Ryan: Aw, it’s gonna be stuck here, isn’t it? Both: NOOOOOO! Ryan: Damnit! You won. Ryan: You one that one. Matt: Good job, dude. You know what, good game. Give me a high-five. Ryan: Whoo!
Matt: Give me a handshake, give me a handshake. Ryan: Handshake.
Matt: Alright, good game. Ryan: We’re actually shaking hands. Matt: Yeah we were really shaking hands. Ryan: Uh. Matt: Anyways guys, that was uhh some fun giraffe stuff. Matt: So if you liked it, hit the subscribe button. And… Ryan: Recognize Matt as the sole loser for the game. Matt: Well, look who won in the end, that’s all that matters Ryan. You know like in a rap battle. Whoever has the last word always seems like the winner so Hmm, I guess uhh looks like I won this one. Ryan: Word. Matt: Nope, I won,
Ryan: Last word.
Matt: I won! Ryan: Matt sucks.
Matt: STOP!

Comments (100)

  1. I probably wasn't paying attention if they already said this, but where is this game at? Is it on Steam or some other website?

  2. Pixar's The Secret Life of Giraffes


  4. When Ryan moaned, "I am the winner." I died

  5. 9:50–10:12 NEEDS to be on the next best of SuperMega volume! PLEAASE

  6. fuck 9gag dude…
    imgur is the only true god

  7. Why is it, that when I watch these videos I feel like Im watching soft-core porn….

  8. the fact that ryan makes so many high pitched moans is bc he knows he wont get pussy in real life so he imitates it

  9. Ryan, why you gotta bully Matt ;~;

  10. Spike it in his N Zone for a three pointer home run!

  11. 8:24 there single ladies… or maybe not?

  12. When did they turn into Filthy Frank impersonators?

  13. ryan called fucking finding dory 'dory 2'

  14. its kinda late and i am dying of laughter

  15. Your high-pitched moans, and the "suck my wiener" part, get me every time.

  16. This is my favourite video now?

  17. I need help figuring out who's voice is who's help.

  18. their voices are kinda similiar, it's hard to differentiate who's who

  19. GOD I NEED TO KNOW IF THEY ARE TOGETHER LIKE SERIOUSLY… You… you don't understand how much this means to me… but then again i might be better off without the answer.

  20. Whys the one with the goofy laugh?

  21. I always thought that "Cheaters Never Win" was a phrase saying like "Cheaters may win on the scoreboard, but they didn't win morally"

  22. Giraffes are gay. like if you get the reference

  23. "This seems like something giraffes would do"

  24. this game makes the commentary so much more funny and idk how ??

  25. More of this please. Like, everything about it.

  26. I remember playing Mario Kart Double Dash (the boat level) with my friend and I was in 8th the whole fucking race until the very end where I got the infinite mushroom powerup and went straight to second place until my friend waited at the fucking finish line (he was in 1st the whole race) and through 3 shells in a row at me. I turned the fucking Gamecube off.


  28. Matt is such a sweetheart, stop picking on him Ryan!


  30. I don't believe
    In giraffes

  31. 10:18 one of them made a villager sound from meincraft

  32. @4:46–4:55 they made it look like the giraffes are arguing with eachother ??? the way they moved the giraffes bodies/heads

  33. "my spots r better than your spots"
    "no it's not stahppp):"

  34. Jesus Christ all this moaning

  35. I've never tried so hard not to laugh in public before oh my god

  36. I am choking with laughter.

  37. wtf did I just watch…

  38. This video gets 27X times better when you have the captions on

  39. not to be a downer but people bursting into tears over minor things can be a symptom of depression. sometimes a shitty controller is the last nail to break you


  41. it took me so long to finally be able to tell their voices apart

  42. This game features high impact sexual violence.

  43. Matt you cheated

  44. i love when u watch suoermega so much u actually catch them telling the same stories

  45. "Giraffes memes in 9Gag" The Imgur mascot is a giraffe.

  46. i got a perfect circle scratch on a disk when i was really little and i cried because it was my favorite game at the time

  47. 2:52

  48. 4k up, 12 down? Niiiiice

  49. This reminds me of adventure time music

  50. watch 0:58 onwards with your eyes closed

  51. now you got to succ my wiener ?

  52. Me: I wonder who's on what side.
    Also me: Doesn't read the on-screen text

  53. 1:01 Ryan moving the giraffes head like a maniac had me dying

  54. Mom thinks I’m watching gay porn I’m-

  55. …my brother thought I was watching gay porn…?

  56. Sometimes it’s hard for me to figure out which one is which unless they tell me…. There voices are so similar!!!

  57. The spots thing made me think of sneeches on the beaches.

    Gotta have those stars upon thars.

  58. you should've moved their heads with the person speaking :3

  59. Who's the better giraffe now dumbass

  60. ??????

  61. Cheaters win more easily, by cheating.

  62. Omg who's watching in 2018 hahhaaaaaa kewl XD

  63. Play more of this, I love when you guys just fucking moan and move the giraffe in circles XD

  64. I've seen you in my recommendations for a while, I'm soo glad i clicked today

  65. "HUUUuuu!"

  66. it started at watching you guys play moviestarplanet and the develop into an addiction

  67. 8:25 Missed opportunity for Ryan to say "Just like Anne's been cheating on your dad with me"

  68. I laughed so hard and I laughed harder because im tired and just messaged my friend a lot and I am actually drunk on laughter rn and being tired doesnt fucking help but everything is so funny like I was trying to say “I’m laughing like a mad man” (out loud) but accidentally nearly said “im laughing like a michilan man” but I actually said “im laughing like a michigan” and then kept laughing so hard because it was everything and “cheater cheater pumpkin eater now you got to suck my weener” with the accent just fucking killed me and from then on I was laughing so hard (I started laughing when he said “im the winner” in a voice that sounds like moaning. everything after that was funny)

  69. matt is obviously the superior giraffe

  70. 5:52 So basically they sound like Cow from Cow and Chicken lol

  71. Not even kidding, you guys almost made me shit myself with those giraffe voices. I had to pause the video to avoid it ?

  72. I love the voices they used in this game omfg

  73. 4:40 i AM thE WinNnner

  74. When I was a youngen, I was at a friends birthday party and she was losing so she turn ed of the console saying it kept freezing on her part, very petty.

  75. bruh ive heard this story about this kid is the dinosaur costume so many times. Yet each time we get new incite into the glorious lives of Matt & Ryan.

  76. Now my mother thinks I’m watching gay porn. Oh and supermega as well haha

    im not gay I swear don’t kick me out

  77. matt; oh god that ball is so fucking big

  78. Please tell me there is a SuperMega animated for this

  79. Damn Matt’s shit

  80. Pasta Machine!

  81. ProJared must have watched this.

  82. 8:24

    Says Projared

  83. Fucking love this volleyball in 2019

  84. 5:05 is the best part

  85. 8:39 10:51 Imagine if Matt said that while the giraffes were away from each other and they just stopped playing for a second 🙂

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