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IF KANYE WERE PRESIDENT

IF KANYE WERE PRESIDENT


Imma Let you finish, but Beyonce had the- SHUT UP! This is a channel 3 news special report Good evening. I’m Jennifer Lopez, Kanye West was known for many things Musician, Hobo Fashion Designer ,arrogant dick bag, but he was also known for being our president for eight years. [we’d] like to look back at some of the highlights of his presidency it all began when he was sworn in. I now pronounce you president of the United States of America Uh Kanye how does it feel to be president? This is the happiest day of my life Then why aren’t you smiling? I am smiling *Silence* And who could forget president west’s first press conference… And for my first order of business. I want to make weed Legal but [sir] making weed legal for the entire us could take years girl legalize weed to space But we don’t own space. We do now I made that shit! That’s a globe of the moon, which now I own. I made THAT shit. Ha ha oh moon politics. And who can forget when Kanye finally got his cabinet together? This is solution got to put caramel, but I’ll wear sometimes – Caitlin told me that Right here. This is a solid oak. I hand sanded it and finished it myself [fail] [of] Where are the cabinet members? You ain’t gotta answer you be? Nice talking to you Chuck and Who can forget Kim’s important work as first lady? I just think it’s a travesty that so many children in this country [have] to go to sleep [each] and every night without access to the internet, [I] mean How are they supposed to build out their instagram following or how are they supposed to make a trashy macy’s clothing line? How are they supposed to get famous if they can’t even upload their sex tape? It’s time for 4 p.m.. Instagram Valencia filter. You still have to blur out that fat guy behind me. Make sure to use the hashtag think about the children. It’s hard to hashtag think about the children when I’m hashtag thinking about that ass and who could forget about his Revolutionary vice president I want to introduce y’all to my new VP That’s just a picture of whitney Houston, and she’s dead. What happens if you get killed who will take over? I can’t be killed man. I’m immoral. I think you mean immortal Yeah [that] [too] and I y I Will always love me. I will always Love me I’ll always love you too Kanye. And who could forget when he renamed the white house and made a hit reality show We now return to the black house Ma’am we’re late for the Grand opening of your plastic surgery center for all the starving children in Africa, shh? If you listen close, you can hear it whispering poems unfortunately the show only lasted one season because by 2017 the American people finally got there together sh*t and realized that literally anything is better than watching the Kardashians!! But let’s not forget president Kanye’s most ambitious project. We need to give my face up there on mount rushmore like right now There’s no room. Yeah, we can blow it up. Then that would kill thousands of people Didn’t we can build a bigger one next to that one that would cost trillions of dollars. nah, bruh. I can do with my mind That was seven and a half years ago and as far as we know it. He’s still out there Trying to make a mountain with his mind, but we could take comfort in the fact that he has given us our best president yet President picture of Whitney Houston has the highest approval rating of any president in this country’s history Many people think that’s due in part to her vice president Kim Kardashian for president picture of Whitney Houston’s first Act she would like to focus on education [and] cut back on military spending so we could have a balanced budget and our next Generation can be further equipped to run this country forward That sounded almost intelligent. Do you think making Kanye president was just a ploy for her to take over power? Look at my butt. I’m so pretty haha. She’s just the same dumb Kim. totally! Take them out they know too much Thank you for watching and subscribing to my genius if you want to see some next-level Bloopers click on the box to the left I made – I can’t stop That’s how you get pink eye. And click the video on the right to watch our new animated series Super Smosh where we get videogame superpowers Superpowers, I’m gonna let you finish, but the princess and the frog was the greatest animated film of all time It’s a me Anthony Alright if you happen to be on the dope-ass mobile device all the links are in the description below so click it for yeezus

Comments (100)

  1. guys subscribe to smosh I MADE THAT SHIT

  2. 2:40
    I could not stop laughing

  3. I’m supposed to be asleep and I’m on the internet XDDD

  4. Shayne couldn't even keep a straight face eating that paper.

  5. when kim started doing her speech, why did i think of melania

  6. 3:16 I know this was 3 years ago but like dam

  7. Anthony is such a good woman

  8. Anthony killed it xD

  9. Kanye is a legend g stfu

  10. Kanye doesn’t even smoke

  11. the jokes here are ok back then but now someone would go to jail for saying those things lol

  12. kevin hart: being potrayed in a smosh video

    keith: aw sh*t, here we go again

  13. I think he plays a better Kim k then Kim k herself…

  14. Speaker of the House would be president if the VP is unable to replace the president.

  15. Anthony as Kim Kardashian is something that I never knew I didn’t want to see

  16. I went to Mount Rushmore and there was a guy dressed up as Kanye trying to make a mountain

  17. 3:17 that tone was so smooth

  18. The guards are looking at Kim’s ass during her scene .

  19. This is my favorite video on the internet

  20. He look like beetlejuice more thank Kanye west

  21. …the country would collapse in 5 seconds

  22. 4:15 Wow, Kanye is so powerful, he was able to swear without saying anything. Not once, but twice.

  23. His mouth is so big…..

  24. Was Anthony Kim? I can’t tell.

  25. I legit didn’t recognize Anthony until he spoke!!???

  26. Did anyone just realized Ian the reporter said he is Jeniffer Lopez

  27. That eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  28. Let’s speak in Kanye’s Language:

    IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT,

  29. NEW SMOSH IS CRAP I WANT THE OLD SMOSH DAYS

  30. can’t wait for 2020 to be 18 and vote kanye

  31. “That ass” hahahahaha ??

  32. I didn't know Kim Kardashian is a YouTuber now

  33. 2:07 they looking at his ass ??

  34. Our new presedent
    Kanye
    For president
    2020

  35. Ah yes, CONSUMPTION OF PAPER

  36. “Take ‘em Out, they know too much”
    That was a perfect movie trailer moment.

  37. 5:13 where was there a need for a censor?

  38. Shane eats anything he lays his eyes on

  39. 3:16 was pretty good

  40. Who’s watching this when he makes gospel music

  41. Is Kanye Really gonna be president.

  42. I’m the president

  43. Them eyebrows so dummy thick

  44. 2:15 look at Courtney

  45. 3:16 DAMN!! That note was so good

  46. and who could forget

  47. This is so accurate

  48. I never fully realized how beautiful Anthony is

  49. Lol this is my favorite video from Smosh

  50. F in the chat for the shut up intro??

  51. Is it just me when kanye
    Drop the mic it sounded like
    And I will always love you

  52. 5:13 they bleeped nothing

  53. Daaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmm THAT BOOOOOOTTTTYYYYYYYYY

  54. haha I like how the video is made

  55. Legend saying Kim Kardashians still trying make mountain to prove he are best president ever

  56. I didn't even realize that was Anthony at first ??

  57. You want to know something kanye west running for president 2020

  58. Just realized Anthony is Kim…real difficult for me.

  59. Kanye would love the 1949 because wrote a whole song called gold digger

  60. 4 years later it is legal

  61. Perception 1000…

  62. I'm now officialy scare

  63. Guess what? This shit gonna be real in 2020

  64. Wait anyone notice this is from 5 years ago

    Take Them Out They Know To Much

  65. Ew im gonna report this bro

  66. Did nobody notice that at the start of the Mount Rushmore part, God save the queen is playing.

  67. Kanye is gonna run for pres next year. God fears for our safety

  68. The voice change for "take them out they know to much" was so cool we need more of that!

  69. And the "s*** they're on to me"

  70. 3:16– 3:17
    Those vocals

  71. You can see wen shayen eat the paper he was trying not to laugh ?

  72. Didnt even know KK was anth0ony until he spoke.Thats some weird ass magic.

  73. It’s a tragedy that kids can’t go to bed without media?????
    Me as a kid watching this at 3:00am: wow Kim wow

  74. 3:40 oh my god this made me lmao so hard ????

  75. I like how in the back when “Kim” is talking it says the White House and not the black house

  76. When Anthony was still in Smosh ? R.I.P One of the OG creators of Smosh

  77. 3:46 shame that they didn't use the "Hey how you doin' lil mama let me whisper in yo ear"

  78. She ain’t dumb she got a law degree

  79. 3:15 ad a boi Keith

  80. When Kim has a bulge

  81. Oct 2nd 2015. "Such a travesty" Anthony Padilla

  82. 4:10 nope, people still watch them

  83. The guy on the left at 2:20 lol

  84. He Will Make America STRONGER

  85. Little did they know

  86. 5:31 voice drop “take them out”

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