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Laura Dern Has Fallen Into a ‘Tiny Kitchen’ Wormhole

Laura Dern Has Fallen Into a ‘Tiny Kitchen’ Wormhole


NOW YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH YOUR
NEW FALSE TREE, DO YOU HAVE ANY LITTLE OBSESSIONS THAT I HAVE
HEARD ABOUT. SOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU ARE
GOING DOWN A LITTLE WORM HOLE WITH A LITTLE THING.>>OKAY, SLOW YOUR ROLL NOW,
MELISSA, LET MAY TELL YOU HOW IT STARTED.>>I DIDN’T KNOW THIS WAS A
THING.>>LET ME TELL YOU HOW IT
STARTED. BEGAN WITH MY CHILDREN, MYBUT IT
DAUGHTER’S OBSESSION WITH SLIME.>>DON’T GET–OW YOU ARE
GETTING ME GNG.>>THE SLIME THING WAS HAPPENING
IN OUR HOUSE. IT TOOK OVER OUR HOUSE. THEN IT BECAME TOXIC AND I
HELPED HER BY LEARNING HOW YOU CAN MAKE NATURAL SLIME, THEN
SLIME TOOK OVER THE HOUSE, IT GOT IN THE DOG’S FUR, IT WAS ALL
OVER THE FURNITURE IT WAS LIKE A WHOLE THING AND
FINALLY I WAS LIKE CHINA, WE COULD LEARN FRENCH WITH ALL THIS
TIME. COULD YOU TRAVEL THE WORLD. WE COULD SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.>>SHE’S LIKE LOOK AT ALL THESE
SLIME VIDEOS, I’M LIKE YOU ARE SPENDING YOUR TIME DOING, I SAID
WHAT, WHAT IS THAT VIDEO. SHE GOES OH, IT IS CULLED TINY
KITCHEN. I GO TB, IS THAT A TINY
MEATBALL. AND I WAS GONE. MY CHILDREN LOST ME FOR PROBABLY
SIX MONTHS. I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO EXCITED IN
MY LIFE. AND THAT LITTLE TINY HAND MAKE
TINY MINIATURE FOOD. IT IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER
HAPPENED.>>ST REAL FO.>>OH, IT’S REALnd AT’S
GOURMET, THEY HAND DO THE PAST BLANCA IF YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT
SLIME, IF YOU HAVE SLIME, GET THEM ON TO TINY KITCHEN.>>I HAVE BANNED SLIME BUT I
DIDN’T HAVE TO CREATE A WORLD WHERE TINY PEOPLE MAKE TINY FOOD
IN ORDER TO DO THAT. I JUST SAID GUYS, WE’RE NOT
DOING SLIME ANY MORE. BUT EVERY PARENT HAS THEIR
TECHNIQUE.>>I AM GOING TO GO INTO A WORM
HOLE TONIGHT, I WILL COME OUT OF IT IN THREE DAYS AND GO, WHERE
AM I.>>ST THE GREATEST THING THAT
EVER HAPPENED.>>CAN I ASK, WHO, IS IT REGULAR
SIZED PEM MAKING THE TINY FOOD.>>WE JUST SEE THIS, WE DON’T
EVEN KNOW.>>LOOK, LOOK, AND, OR IS IT
LIKE I HAVE KIND OF HOBBITY HANDS S IT LIKE MY HANDS.>>IT IS YOUR HANDS MAKING TINY,
TINY FOOD, GUYS. I’M NOT KIDDING.>>MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Comments (17)

  1. Laura is so charming & pretty!

  2. LAURA I FEEL YOU. TINY KITCHEN INFURIATES ME AND YET I CAN'T STOP WATCHING ? P.s. mark duplass pls start filming creep 3

  3. You mean the infamous Renata Klein? Who’s Laura Dern? ?

  4. laura dern u sucked in star wars+++++

  5. I would ruin Laura derns LIFE ????

  6. Literally that was me i loved tiny kitchen lol

  7. Whats upppppppp and Where is James in the vid

  8. She is so charming i love her so much

  9. This whole time had read kitten. Was waiting for her to say how many kittens she has. Did wonder where she was going with the slime thing lol

  10. Laura Dern is brilliant in Marriage Sorry

  11. loved her in that quirky series "enlightened" where she was a recovering addict. totally crazy, and lovable. u need to see that show

  12. I WILL NOT NOT BE RICH!!!!!

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    Carpool PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE JAMES

  14. Laura is soo talented and I feel people don't give her enough credit…

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