(SCREAMING) FELIX:I’m not having this!(CROWD LAUGHING
AND CHATTERING) How’s it going, bros?
This is… PewDiePie. PewDiePie. PewDiePie. PewDiePie. Are you gonna let me do it?
Do you want to sit here
and do it? (YELLS) (CHUCKLES) Yeah! DAMON: Okay.
Give me that. KEVIN: No. DAMON: Gimme that liquor! KEVIN: No. DAMON: Don’t joke
around about that. FELIX: What is that? You want some?
I can get you a cup. FELIX: Nah. FELIX: I’ll get some later. KEVIN: I’m gonna
get you a cup. DAMON: So, um, Felix,
he’s been drinking all day. Good. No, not good. FELIX: That’s great. DAMON: He’s not
supposed to drink. FELIX: Why not?
It’s a party. DAMON: No, no, no. Let’s just say he’s
been to 12-step meetings
for a long time. Oh, shit! So, I want to get this
before Kevin comes back. What I need just from you is
an end-of-the-series wrap-up. Like, “Well,
there you go, bros! “As you can see,
I’ve been through a lot…” What, are you starting
without me? You asshole. (LAUGHING) Oh, is that what
you’re drinking? Yeah. I think I’ll wait until
I have a little bit of food. But thank you. You asshole.
You fucking… DAMON: No,
I was giving… KEVIN: Fuck you. So, Felix, did he show you
what he brought today? FELIX: No. Hey, Jeff.
Show him. Show him. FELIX: (LAUGHS)
Oh! What… KEVIN: Oh! Jeez. I’m not looking at him.
This is fucked up. (JEFF SPEAKING) No, put that away, Jeff. Nothing’s gonna go down, Jeff.
You can put that away. I know this is
America and all,
but that’s fucked up. KEVIN: All right, Felix. FELIX: Yes? Okay, let’s just
get this started. Um… Um… KEVIN: Uh, just say… You know what? Start with,
“What I just experienced
was crazy, insane. “You know, I was…
I was, uh…” Um… Okay, all right.
I’ll just do something. FELIX: Okay. I just had the weirdest
weeks of my life. What the fuck! FELIX:I collected alien eggs.I went on a spaceship that
was infested with maggots.FELIX: (YELLS) They’re real! (SCREAMING) What the fuck!I was chased by a little girl
in a creepy haunted house.Hello? Little girl?
Are you okay? (SNARLS) (SCREAMS) Bloody hell! Fuck that shit. FELIX:I ended up
at my own funeral.What the fuck is this?
Why am I here? Okay. Let me out!I had to play
real-lifeOperation. I’m going for this thing! Ugh! (ELECTRICITY BUZZING) (SCREAMING) Are you fucking kidding me? FELIX:In the hotel,
I was chased by
a chainsaw guy.That’s fucked up. Fuck you! Fuck this! (CHAINSAW REVVING) Fuck this! Fucking hey!
(SCREAMING) KEVIN:Collected alien eggs?I kind of… DAMON: We already
covered all this. We covered all this. We… What? I feel like we done this. DAMON: We already
talked about this. DAMON: That’s why I was
under the impression
that I was gonna do the… Interview,
but if you’re… Damon, how about
you do it then? DAMON: Okay. (SPITS) What the fuck is wrong…
What are you doing? What the… FELIX: What happened? FELIX: Did he spit at you? All over my arm. Why did he spit at you? Is he okay? DAMON: He’s wasted. He’s been drinking
since 12:00. (LAUGHS) DAMON: Okay. FELIX:So, as I was saying,in that fucking hallway,I had to dig through
those disgusting maggots.This is so fucking gross. (GROANS AND RETCHES) Where’s the fucking key? Jesus fucking… Fuck me. FELIX:That arcade
was creepy as hell. MAN: (ON RADIO)
He’s walking away.FELIX:Remember when
I got attacked
in the ball pit?FELIX: Oh, what the fuck?
What the shit? Okay! I just need the token! What the fuck is this?
Oh, my God!The insane asylum
was super fucked up.Oh, what the shit? FELIX: Okay. (EVERYONE SCREAMING) Fuck this!
Fuck this! Fuck this! Fuck this!
Where the fuck do I go? FELIX:I don’t think
I ever run so fast in my life.Okay, I’m gonna go here.Until the military thing.
I had to run through war.(ALARM BLARES) Shit! MAN:They’ve triggered
the explosives! Run! Run! Run!Shit! (SCREAMING)The military game was insane.Pretty much, I got
shot at the entire time.(GROANING) Shit. (SQUEALING) (CONTINUOUS GUN FIRE)The craziest thing
was during the last one.You need to be punished. Elbows on the table! I did not
sign up for this. Naughty boy! Bark like a dog! FELIX:I can’t believe
that girl whipped me so much.It freaking hurt, too.Woof! WOMAN: Bark like a dog! Bark! (YELLS) Bananas! I’m just glad I
made it out alive. That’s it for me for now,
but as always… Jeff, do you want to kiss it? Sure. (LAUGHS) No, you shouldn’t.
You really shouldn’t. (LAUGHS) I’m sorry.
Uh… (LAUGHS) FELIX: Let me redo that.
(LAUGHS) I didn’t think you’d say yes. Okay. (LAUGHS) All right,
that’s it for me for now, and as always,
stay awesome, bros. (EXCLAIMS) (UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYS) (OVER TANNOY)Yo, yo, yo.
What’s up, everybody?(CLAPPING) DAMON:Oh,
PewDiePie’s in the house!And Jeff! (AUDIENCE CHEERING) DAMON:Say hello to PewDiePie.How’s it going? (APPLAUSE CONTINUES) How’s it going? It’s going good. How are you? Good. Hey. Felix. Have we met? Not yet. I’m, uh,
arts department. Oh, cool. I’m Paul. Nice to meet you, Paul. Pleasure. Who did the chair?
That was really cool. FELIX:They built this
custom wheelchair…Mr Chair, what
are you doing? (LAUGHS)…that goes back, kind of
like a horse, goes up.(WHOOPING) Were you surprised
to see the Smosh guys? They were wearing masks. FELIX:And Anthony kept
licking through the mask.It’s this tiny little thing.
I’m like…(LAUGHING) Did you know? No, I had no idea. No idea? FELIX: Sitting on
this green thing. Are you gonna spit on me? What? Are you gonna
spit on me now? Nothing, I’m just kidding.
I’m just… How many times
has he scared you? Oh, shit. We need, like,
a montage of that. (SHRIEKS) (SCREAMING) (REPEATEDLY SHRIEKING) (SHRIEKS) FELIX: What? (SHRIEKS) Why? What is that weird mix? It’s whisky. Why do you drink
from a plastic bottle? KEVIN: Well, I don’t know.
I don’t have like a… Kevin? We only got beer or wine. Why don’t you go
get us some drinks? I don’t want to say
I think he’s had enough
to drink, so I won’t. (INDISTINCT CHATTER)All right, everybody,
thanks for coming out.We have a couple people
here tonight that want
to say a few words.Rachel, the EP from Skybound.(APPLAUSE AND CHEERS) DAMON:Here’s Rachel.Hi, everybody.(APPLAUSE CONTINUES)Thank you all so, so, so much
for being here tonightand being with us
through the whole show.Thank you guys for making
this show possible.It’s been an absolute blast.I wanna pass
the mic to Felix,the man of the hour,
to say a few words.(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Come on!Well…No one told me I was
gonna be on stage today.Wait, wait, wait…Kevin! No!
This is my moment!(LAUGHING) KEVIN: Wait, wait, wait!I have something for you.(CROWD CLAPPING)That’s for you.(CROWD CHEERS) (WHOOPING) Timmy! KEVIN:We all know
what that is.For those of you
that don’t know,
this is Timmy.Timmy has been my rock
throughout this whole thing.Kevin has lied to me.Damon has lied to me
this whole thing.
Rachel has lied.But let me tell you,
Timmy here never lies.Before you start,
before you start,I just want to say…Okay.Uh…Um, this has been…
(STAMMERING)I just wanted…I feel like some of
the times during the
three weeks with you,in a van…
Hey, where’s my van crew?How many hours did
we stay in the van?Too many?Too many.Get the fuck off. (LAUGHS) KEVIN:Um, and, uh…And I just want to say,
it’s been…This road has
been tough, and…And it’s like when…
It’s just hard in
this world, you know?When you, uh…When you try and people
don’t have your back, and… (STAMMERS)For Felix!
Felix, you’re awesome.Thank you.We’re juggling so
many balls and we’re
dropping them, and…It’s okay, dude.And I just…
No, it’s okay. Stop it. FELIX:All right, yes.Jeff… That’s enough.
It’s enough.Okay. Give it up for Kevin.(SCATTERED APPLAUSE) FELIX:Um, Kevin has
been really awesome
throughout this show.Really working hard.When I signed up for
this show, I was like,
“Holy shit.“Why did I do this?
This is a bad idea.“I regret this so much.”I had anxiety for weeks.But it’s been really,
really, really fun,and I love working
with everyone.FELIX:What the fuck?MAN: Lights! WOMAN: Lights. FELIX:Is Kevin doing
something with it?
I don’t understand.(GRUNTING) (THUDDING)Oh, what the shit?Felix! Felix! I’m here!
I’m here! I told you
I would find you. Give me the crowbar.Jeff. Jeff.What the hell are you doing? Fuck you! Listen to me. Felix… Give me the goddamn crowbar! Get the fuck
out of my way! What!Jeff, please do something.Felix! Felix!
Felix, listen to me. NIKKI: Listen to me. Felix,
you’re the love of my life. I came here to marry you.I’m sorry.
I can’t say that.KEVIN: Nikki, shut up! No, don’t you… Oh, shut up, Kevin!
You’re such a bag of dicks! Get out of here! Now! NIKKI: Get off the stage! Oh, fuck you! KEVIN: Get out of here! Shut the fuck up! (CROWD GASPING) Don’t move any further! JEFF: Put the gun down! How’d he get it? You think I’m scared of you?
You’re such a fucking pussy. This is fucked up. Don’t move any further. NIKKI: Don’t tell me
what to do! (AUDIO DISTORTED)
What the fuck? (AUDIO DISTORTED) (CROWD SCREAMING) FELIX: Oh, shit!
What the shit? What? Kevin, what the… Can someone check on her? NIKKI:This is like,
the job of my life.(FELIX LAUGHS)You have the best
hair I’ve ever seen.You’re perfect.
You’re like a unicorn.(SCREAMING)I love you! (SCREAMING)
This will not be the end!MAN: Drop the gun. Drop that gun! Put it there!
Step away from it now! Is there a doctor
in the house? Yeah, I’m a doctor.
I’m a doctor. There’s no heartbeat. Oh, my God, she’s…
She’s dead. That’s not a doctor.
That’s my patient! Come here. Get away from me. Listen, listen. Get away from me, Doctor.
I’m not going back! You read my brain! Security! Jeff, do your security! Calm down! Easy, easy. Calm down! (GRUNTS) Shit! What the shit? (PATIENT GRUNTING) Is there a real
doctor in the house? I’m a doctor. Dr Winters. Get out of the way.
Get out of the way. I have a pulse!
I need a nurse! Nurse! Dr Winters,
I’m here. I’m in. Good. There you go. Okay. NURSE: Oh, my God. Come on. Got you. Get her. All right, let’s go. Let’s go, come on. I’m not going anywhere. No… NIKKI: Because I’m fine. (SCATTERED LAUGHTER) And I’m an actress. (CROWD CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING)This is what we’ve been
putting Felix throughfor the last
three weeks, right?Yeah, this is the only
time you’ll acknowledge
the bullshit.(LAUGHING) FELIX:This is Nikki.I was so sure that
you were a fan,and you started off with…And I’m like,
“That’s kind of weird.”(INDISTINCT)She kept doing hearts,
and I’m like…Yeah, no, Marzia’s
very upset at you. FELIX:Who is that?
Who is that?The crazy doctor who
spoke Swedish to me.KEVIN:Remember
The Walking Dead?He was one of the zombies.(GROWLING) (SCREAMING)That was you? FELIX:What? Oh, shit!
That’s you! Yes!(GROWLS)You remember this guy?FELIX:What the hell?FELIX:I’m like,
“That guy’s hand is huge!
He has to be a police.”KEVIN:He’s an ex-cop.Oh, you are!KEVIN:But he’s also an actor.FELIX:Holy shit. KEVIN:Cathy, why don’t
you come out here?The nurse who made
me snot in her hands.I don’t want to be
the Texas Ebola nurse.
Come on! Hurry! Hurry! Okay, okay.Not… No, please. No.Old times’ sake.
Come on.Why did you make me do that?KEVIN:You remember this guy?Oh, shit.You tased someone,
didn’t you?Close your eyes.(YELLING) Yeah! Hey, sneaky snake.
Hello, sneaky snake.Oh, shit!GARY: Come on, little piggy!Yes. You were so scary.I kept running.
I never saw you.I feel like I’m upset.Jeff, our security guard.Not Jeff, guys.He’s an actor.FELIX:No.FELIX:Come here, Jeff.If there’s anyone
I want a hug from,
it’s Jeff. KEVIN:Here’s
the scariest part.Damon is actually himself,
and he’s not an actor,
he’s just that way.What? What? (YELLING) Felix! Yeah! Okay. All right.We’ve been lying to you
for the last three weeks,
and you…We’ve told you some things
and lied about other things,but there’s one person
who is responsible.KEVIN:Um… Who’s that?It’s you.What’s my name?Um, unfortunately,
that is also…FELIX: (LAUGHS)No!…a lie.(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)Come on. KEVIN:That man there
has been…Really?…in every situation,
every day.That is the executive
producer, Kevin Healey.(APPLAUSE)What’s your real name?My name… I’m an actor.Uh, it’s Dave Storrs.(AUDIENCE CHUCKLES)I’m a low-level actor.(LAUGHING)I’m not really drunk.All the lies stop now.I don’t believe that, but…You can say that
all you want, but…(APPLAUSE)So… And now I think
you should just say,
“Let’s get the party started,”so we can really
party for real.Please, can we get
the party started?(MUSIC PLAYS)Yes! FELIX:This whole show
has been a wild experience.It’s been insane.It’s been a journey
of a lifetime.It was the craziest thing
I have ever been in,but it was a lot of fun.I hope everyone
enjoyed watching.And as always,stay awesome. (BLADE SWISHING) FELIX:Bloody hell!
Fuck that shit.Jeff, I want you to
pitch your app to Felix. I microwave popcorn, and sometimes it’s too
much time and it burns, and other times
it’s not enough. You could put in
the model number… So, you would know exactly
how to cook the popcorn. …the brand. You’re gonna be rich.