Don’t you know that Android tablets
are way cheaper than iPads? (Ian) SHUT UP!!! (munching) Ian! IAN! (testily) What? Dude, you gotta try some of these chips. They’re SO awesome. Aw, man, I love carbs, but I’ve kinda got a date coming over. (scoffing) You, uh, look at your face? No… why would I– OH GOD! Yeah, it’s f*cking disgusting. Hmm. (ding) (beeping) (munching) Nice! (doorbell rings) Okay, how do I look? Honestly? Yeah, it might help if
you didn’t look so… girly? You’re totally right. Luckily, I got this. (camera shutter snaps) (plunk) (whump!) Oh my god! Oh, I’m so fricking manly now. Thanks, man. (hacking) Are you Ian? ♪ (horror music) ♪ Man, Tinder always f*cks me in the butt! (woman groans) (ecstatically) Hi, Ian!!! Ugh, no. (woman yelps) Hey. What’s up, handsome? Hey, what’s up yourself… handsome? So… tell me… do you like to do sex? ♪ Yankee Doodle went to town ♪– GODDAMN IT, PANDORA! This place is really nice. Your face is real nice. Ian, your pick up lines suuuuck! Yeah, uh, shut your fricking face. (muffled screams) What’s wrong with your black friend? Uh, what black friend? (muffled groan) Are those chips? (gags) I hate carbs. Yeah, me too. This is a no-carb household! Get outta here, you stupid little carby carbs. (grunts) – (giggles breathlessly)
– Come on. (French accent) An unspecified
amount of time later. Well, this is fricking boring. Want to count how many nipples we have? I’ll start. One, two… (camera shutter snaps) Three… (inflation noises) Wha–?! What? (chuckles evilly) Yes! What the hell is happening to my ta-tas? (evil chuckle) Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! OH-HO-HO-HO! AAAAH-HA-HA-HA-HA! (Anthony) Ian! You have to stop this. Dude, I’m worried about you. Yeah, it was fun at first, but now you’re becoming power-hungry and you’re spiralling on a deep, dark hole. (nonchalantly) Mmm. (snipping) (chopped up) I’m hungry for a deep dark wet hole. Stop messing with my words! Uh, what? (chopped up) Stop messing
with my deep dark wet hole. I’m serious! STOP! Oh, do I hear a song coming on? ♪ I’m hungry, hungry ♪ ♪ For a deep dark wet hole ♪ ♪ I’m hungry, hungry ♪ ♪ For a deep dark wet hole ♪ STOP! (crunching noises) Dude! (gasps) You cracked the screen. Damn it, dude, you shoulda had a case on it! Oh, pfft! Dude, those are so ugly and bulky! – (loud rattling)
– (Ian screams) Dude, we’d better get that thing fixed! What?! Dude, nobody gets things fixed. They just throw them out and buy a new one! Damn our stupid wasteful society! (Anthony) And damn you,
spinning grey loading butt hole thing! (Ian) Oh, it does look like a butt hole. (Anthony) Click that subscribe
button to get a magic iPad. You won’t really get a magic iPad. That’s because I am a liar. I have a lying problem.
Please give me therapy. (Ian) If you wanna see
bloopers from this video and see how we made those
boobs get so fricking humongous… (inflating noises) the video on the left. And if you wanna see what happened
when Anthony got a magic keyboard… (Ian screams repeatedly) (screaming speeds up) the video on the right. And if you’re watching this
on a phone or your own magic iPad, all the links are
in the description box below. Bye! [captioned by]

Comments (100)

  1. ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ‘บ itโ€™s Halloween๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ

  2. 3:28 Fortnite Players Right Now

  3. I'm hungry for a deep dark wet whole. 2:48

    Stop messing with my deep dark wet whole. 2:52

  4. why did you make your self a big d*ck

  5. I feel bad for anthony tho.

  6. I miss the days when Ian was the punching bag. He fit the role. Anthony doesn't.

  7. i subscribed and hited the bell

  8. New smohs is boring without anthony ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญlike if you want antony

  9. Can I get a magic iPad please Smosh

  10. Wait cortneyโ€™s been on smosh since 2015?

  11. Play Pamona arcade today. Hehehehe

  12. Why would you look at the iPad to look at your face when clearly you have a big a** mirror right in front of you 0:21

  13. Iโ€™ll never get over the loading circle, now Iโ€™ll keep seeing a butthole whenever it pops up ๐Ÿ’”

  14. "I'm hungry for a deep dark wet hole." Me: *dies of laughter*

  15. O yea it does look like a butthole

  16. 2:48 the best part lol

  17. 1:09 Man, Tinder always f*cks me in the butt!
    1:16 Ugh, no.

  18. This iPad can control the universe

  19. you gonna eat the crubs in you asshole :3

  20. Ians shirt is for girls

  21. Anthony is such a sexist ๐Ÿ˜ก

  22. Anthony is more better than Ian jeez Ian is dome

  23. 1:31 yankee doodle went to town……GOD DAMN IT PANDORA

  24. 0:52 I laughed for about 10 min cause of this btw like this if u watching this 2019/2020

  25. He means your t-shirt๐Ÿ‘•

  26. I'm hungry for a deep dark wet hole

  27. This is the better SMOSH

  28. I like pizza rolled

  29. How many times did he say butthole

  30. Iโ€™m hungry hungry for a deep dark wet hole ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ it made me laugh so much

  31. I clicked the subscribe button

    Weโ€™re is my iPad

  32. w v v L rโœ“ Vโœ“

  33. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ0:56

  34. Ian predicted Internet of Things


  36. Hello

    These are the people that are awesome


  37. Thats the exact ipad i have

  38. 0:25 I love how there is a giant mirror in the room, but Ian picks up, turns on, unlocks, and opens the camera on the ipad.

  39. Now I will never look at loading screens the same

  40. 2:32 what is this, perv mario

  41. thats was so freaking funny at 0:56


    Me: thereโ€™s a case on it??

  43. 2:48 im hungry for a deep drak wet hole.

  44. Why is Ian wearing a girl shirt

  45. I have an Android tablet and it's like a normal tablet ._.

  46. I have the same model

  47. Intro:do you know androids are better thean iPads?
    Me:Excuse me I HAVE AN IPAD!!!!!!!!!!

  48. I thought that the infinity gauntlet was the strongest wopen in the univers

  49. Old smosh is the best

  50. SHUT UP โฌ†๏ธ

  51. 1:33 Yankee Doodle went to town.

  52. What about Magic iPhone

  53. He looked like a clown, realy

  54. January 15th 2020 ah memories

  55. I was laughing the entire time

  56. 1:04 lol keep replying it

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