Michael B. Jordan Yells at Kids Online | Ridiculousness

Michael B. Jordan Yells at Kids Online | Ridiculousness

(applause) – Welcome back to Ridiculousness. We are having some fun
with Michael B. Jordan. (applause) Michael you are a true actor, all right? – That’s a compliment. – I mean, even just your vibe is like, I could act anything. (Michael laughing) Don’t you think so? So let me ask you this, when and how did you
teach yourself to cry? – Um… – I mean, did you have to go to school and they said, look Michael,
you’ve gotta dig deeper, you gotta find when that
puppy got killed and you said- – Nah, it’s actually really messed up. When I first met Sterling we
did this movie called Hardball. – So you had to cry in Hardball? – Yeah, and our director he was like, just imagine the saddest thing ever, just picture your mom dying, I was just like-
(laughing) And it messed me up, it messed me up. – And you just said (bawling). – Oh I was just bawling, just bawling. I could not stop myself
from crying at all. – Since now I feel bad
that they scarred you at such a young age, I’d like to have some other
things for you to look at to be inspired the next
time you gotta cry. – I appreciate that. – This category is called Crying Styles. – Look, look, watch. – [Rob Dyrdek] What are you? Okay, just channel that inner child. Channel that inner child. – [Audience] Oh! (child on video screams and cries) (audience laughing) – [Woman On Video] What happened? – [Dad On Video] Andy spilled the soda. (audience laughing) – You hear his wife ask, “What happened?” And he quickly blames the little boy. (audience laughing) Listen, listen. – [Woman On Video] What happened? – [Dad On Video] Andy spilled the soda. (audience laughing) – He threw him under the bus so fast. – [Rob Dyrdek] Taco Bell
at 3 A.M. was a bad choice. – [Audience] Oh! (baby crying) (everyone laughing) (slap)
(smack) – [Audience] Oh! – [Rob Dyrdek] Okay, I think you’re fine. (boy on video exclaiming) – That sounded like some
Asian porn, he’s like, (making high pitched shrieking) (everyone laughing) (high pitched shrieking) (everyone laughing) He was on it though. – [Woman On Video] Look up at mommy. (crash) – [Audience] Oh! (child crying) – [Rob Dyrdek] You’re all
in on this, I’m over it! (audience laughing) – Where is he going? – [Rob Dyrdek] He’s gone. – [Man On Video] On your marks. – Dad I’m gonna bash right
into, I’m gonna bash- – [Man On Video] Get set. – Dad I’m gonna bash
right into your camera! – [Rob Dyrdek] Aw man! – [Man On Video] You’ll be okay. – Looks like Alvin and
the Chipmunks in order. (everyone laughing) You’ve got Alvin, Theodore,
and Simon just chillin. – [Man On Video] Here we go,
on your marks, get set, go. (children exclaiming) (audience laughing) – Ah! – Oh my God, that kid’s got issues. – For real. (everyone laughing) – Okay so you guys as roommates, right? I know you guys love to
battle in video games. Who always wins? – Me! (everyone laughing) I do picture like Sterling
being a really bad winner. – Wait, wait, and a
really, really, bad loser. – I picture both! When he looses, like, “This game is (beep) up. “You know I had (beep). (everyone laughing) “Ya know I never play the Bengals!” (everyone laughing) – You’ve never seen me play, but that’s exactly who I am. – Yes, that’s it, that is it. (everyone laughing) Same (beep). – All right well video games
can be incredibly frustrating. It can drive people crazy. Our next category is dedicated to that, Game Over, take a look. – [Man On Video] Could somebody help me holy (beep) teammates! (everyone laughing) Sittin’ there, you better
(beep) come help me! (audience laughing) What the (beep)?! (bowl shattering) – [Audience] Oh! – Thanks a lot bowl! (overlapping each other) Chanel is that you? (everyone laughing) I’m not lonely, I just love video games. (clattering followed by shattering) – [Audience] Oh! (everyone laughing) – [Rob Dyrdek] PacMan is bull (beep). – I told you to turn it off
before the round though. (whinning and crying) – Go to bed. – Alan gets bad grades! – I know, I know you don’t. – Loser. (audience laughing) – Got real personal with it man, took it all the way back to like you get bad
grades and you’re a loser. (audience laughing) (kicking console) Uh-oh. Uh-oh, uh-oh. – You guys just suck. Shut up, you’re like 42 years old. (audience laughing) (child screaming and
freaking out at screen) I pressed R1, you see this? (child screaming at screen) (everyone laughing) – Oh man. – I’ve walked in on him like
screaming at little kids. Like he’ll be on his headpiece and you’ll hear like a ten-year-old like, yeah man, just killed you. (imitating Jordan) Shut the (beep) up man! (everyone laughing) – Where you live at? Huh, what, nine seven three (laughs). – Video games will turn
you into a devil, trust me. We’ll be right back with
more Ridiculousness. (applause)

Comments (100)

  1. November 25th 2019. When was this actually recorded?

  2. I love Steelo ❤️

  3. Still see him as the corner boy on the wire

  4. Sounds like asian Porn got me ??

  5. Michael's smile ??????

  6. Hey rob love your vids keep you the good work much love???


  8. Man where good muscles go.

  9. Invite drake …tory …yelawolf or caskey

  10. ……..LoSeR ?????

  11. Dang Michael look like he in his 20s even tho he like 31 or something

  12. 1:44 that sound like some asian hahahahaha???

  13. Who was steelo in hard ball ??‍♂️

  14. This is old footage it’s even before creed

  15. It’s crazy how MBJ is wearing a rocky shirt and a few years later he acted in a spin-off movie of it.

  16. I loved this episode. ?

  17. I really find this show boring it's not even that funny anymore

  18. Sounded like asain porn lmao ????

  19. Rob exposing Illuminati video game mind control. Cyber devil doorway. Illuminati insider Robbie…Man I love games too. Believe

  20. Your probably wondering why this is at the top

  21. That was def halo 3

  22. I don’t get why the videos they show are like from 2000s and we are about to go into 2020

  23. This show sucks ass and it's just a rip off of tosh.o the only difference is that tosh is funny, first to do it, and made people famous from there video you on the other hand had 3 chances to be funny sometimes 4 with a shitty guess and still manage to not be funny and give everyone cancer every time your theme song plays

  24. 3:42 i was thinking the same tbh ???

  25. I gonna watch all clips

  26. At least we know he's watched Asian porn… amiright?????‍♂️

  27. So this show is still going

  28. 2:20 they really do look like the Chipmunks…lol. Same color sweatshirts and everything.

  29. You can tell its old cuz he ain't buff

  30. They could be brothers

  31. He can yell at me anywhere he wants?

  32. He looks so much bigger in Rocky guess he was hitten That juice

  33. I’m surprised Jordan didn’t throw up sitting next to that nasty sorry excuse of a woman ?

  34. Chanel deserves a dick in the butt

  35. we've all yelled at a little shit

  36. Michael B Jordan been single for a while now

  37. Worst actor in Hollywood history.

  38. Why is this still on?

  39. Dumbass white kids and video games. Better title.

  40. Who loves Michael B Jordan because they know he's a Naruto fan

  41. If your online we all on da same level! I aint gonna let some 10yr old talk shit to me. Imma run dis lil fucker over until he cries or his parents hear him trying to talk shit!!

  42. Wait he was in hardball ?

  43. Only clicked this because it had Michael B.

  44. He kinda looks young again

  45. Imagine being in a party with Michael b and you beat him in madden then he starts cussing yo ass out XD

  46. Hardball was a great movie

  47. That sound like some Asian porn

  48. I thought this was Micheal Jordon from the NBA when I saw the title ??‍♂️

  49. watching entertainment in 2019

  50. Mi esposo es multa ?

  51. Micheal b Jordan’s shirt is wrong it says rocky 2 when that picture is from rocky

  52. He doesn't know how accurate that last statement was.

  53. I’m pretty sure this is an old episode?

  54. Steve from chronicle

  55. Channel west coast still not relevant ??

  56. 1:08 Why does he sound like he's going Super Saiyan

  57. Damn I wanna eat Chanel’s sexy ass like a mf buffet! Sexy ass

  58. I love he’s rocky 2 shirt

  59. é português corno xD não asiático

  60. “Thats him on Call of Duty all day”????

  61. Sterling was in hardball!? Yep finna watch it

  62. They need to put this show on Netflix or Hulu

  63. 1:43 That kid was moaning like a japanese.????

  64. Bro this is a cool tv show..

  65. Sterling was in hardball??

  66. My little brother was playing overwatch or rainbow six siege he got so mad cause his teammates sucked he punched the tv ?

  67. Y does Michael b Jordan need a roomate ??

  68. I'm surprise Tyler1 not included on those rage gamer. LMAO

  69. ?? Michael, said the Chipmunks thee exact same time I was thinking King of the Hill crew. ??

  70. ‘That sounds like some Asian porn’
    Well well Michael….

  71. He was in razing dion

  72. Should’ve have Faze Jev in here

  73. Imagine not knowing you’re playing a game against Michael B Jordan

  74. Ion know why, but i can fr go for some orange juice right now.

    If you get it you get it

  75. Someone please tell me why the 3 little boys at 2:17 look like Alvin and the chipmunks

  76. What a shitty Tosh.0 knock-off..??

  77. This one time I was playing pubg mobile and this little fkkrr maybe 8-10 yrs old said "shut up b*tch I bet you're like 30" ??‍♀️ I was too ?Lol little fkr ?

  78. 1:36 he said: I'm gonna die
    In portuguese

  79. Banana 1 whole
    Strawberry 3 tbsp
    milk 1/4 cup
    brown sugar 1 tbsp
    2 drops vanilla
    whatever cup ice

  80. Imagine wearing a rocky shirt and then being in a movie connected to rocky

  81. Re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re uploaded.

  82. Alvin and the chipmunks ?

  83. "Chanel" I mean Minkus is trying to hide her laugh next to Michael.

  84. I can never get enough of this show wish big black was still alive because I want fantasy factory to come back

  85. check out my latest song I might be worst than flight reacts

  86. They should have shown the get the f*** out of my room I’m playing Minecraft meme

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