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Modern Monster Mash – Key of Awesome #91

Modern Monster Mash – Key of Awesome #91


You remember in the 60’s When I invented the mash. Well now the time has come For me to update that smash. Since I’ve been out of the fright game For 52 odd years, I invited a new crew to spread spooky cheer. The first to arrive was Doctor Hannibal Lecter, He brought his own date and he seemed to respect her. They hit the dance floor with a jive and a jitter. Then he, he ripped off her face. He’s pulling out her liver! (That’s really gross) Oh my God! What just happened? (He ate her face) Yes I know, I saw! (Speaking of Saw) *Jigsaw* “I like to play disgusting games” (He broke his jaw) That is way too graphic, I’m going to faint. (Waaahooo) Surely all the other guests won’t be this rude. Like this classic monster, a scary, hip dude. He’s got a kooky style and a spooktastic look Oh my God! He just hung the waiter on a meat hook Why? (He’s Leatherface) He’s cutting him up with a chainsaw (It’s what he does) Who is Freddy Krueger? (He haunts your dreams) Ooo he sounds like a real spooker *Freddy Krueger* ‘I murder teens! You can’t escape me bitch” Language! In my day the monsters would just give you a spook Nowadays it seems they all just want to make you puke Ahh! The Human Centipede that sounds like a hit Wait, the ones in back have to eat the front one’s shit Enough! The party’s over, everybody out You all have no idea what Spooktober is about Here comes the Wolfman, He’ll show you how it’s done He knows how to be creepy, but he always keeps it fun Noooooo, that was my friend. Why did he meet such a horrifying end? Is it too much to ask, to have some monsters dance? It’s really quite a hoot if you give it half a chance *Jigsaw* “This guy won’t let it go, I think it’s rather sad” *Freddy Krueger* “Guys, I feel guilty.” *Hannibal Lecter* “And I also feel bad” *Leatherface* “Let’s give him a couple moves, it’s the least we can do” *Jigsaw* “Okay places everybody. And a one, and a two *All Monsters* “Look at us dance” You did the monster dance? *Leatherface* “Hey look, Jazz hands” Don’t twist too fast! *Dead Guys* “Our skulls are smashed” *Leatherface* “Ah great, it’s the girl from the ring” (Her heart is black) Ooo she really knows how to swing *Freddy Krueger* “I wouldn’t look directly at her face if I were you” *Leatherface* “Oh well we tried” *Freddy Krueger* “He died doing what he loved” *Jigsaw* “Monster Choreography” *Jigsaw* “Hey guys I know a game we can play. Guys, anyone? No?”

Comments (100)

  1. I love this so much I listen to it all year round!!! Like legit once a week! Haha now I have a reason to listen ! It’s October! ???

  2. Do little Red riding hood

  3. Sadly, Pinhead didn't get invited to the party and is nowhere to be seen. He probably regretted not getting invited to this party.

  4. U are soo stupid! XD! No offense.

  5. The 3 girls in the background are stunning

  6. So its that time of year again

  7. That was pure genius! A fantastic and modern update to a 60's classic. I love the original and this one is just great. My thanks.

  8. I'm 60. He's right.

  9. This really stunk bad

  10. To be perfectly honest, most versions (like 90% of them) would absolutely butcher Michael Myers.

  11. this always makes me laugh lol

  12. so I take it that the  song from the 60s will always be the best and it can never be upgraded ?

  13. Oh my god he’s rippling her face off !!! ????

  14. My opinions pretty unpopular and people are going to strongly disagree with me, but I think modern monsters and past monsters are great, along as they give a scare, I'm in.

  15. Man that was stupid so gay

  16. ??Love the new spin on this classic!?????❤️?

  17. Miss you guys. My go to vid of years each Halloween is the trick or treat Beastie boys style. 🙂

  18. This video is perfect!

  19. Omg some of those monsters are my favorites specialy saw

  20. Soooo no ones gunna mention the girls that r insanely beautiful?

  21. Great!Great!Great!…Nicely done! Happy Halloween ??☠????????????October 2019

  22. The monster girl are hot a hell

  23. Why doesn't this have more likes?

  24. Frankenstein and the Wolfman in unison," well we best pack up and head for the unemployment line.

  25. Ah yes, the good old days when being different was scary.

  26. Should talk slower..it would be funnier…and should sing slower

  27. October 2019 and still a great Bash

  28. Nooo! That was my friend !?

  29. That lass in white Is stunning

  30. This crazy nuts of the wall

  31. This video is just, just to cool Bad Ass!!!!!

  32. I kept thinking he should look like Dracula

  33. I love the backing singers there so iconic

  34. Can you please please please make a clean beeped out version of this so I can play it for my high school kids on our Halloween playlist?

  35. Freddy and the black chick..

  36. still one of my favorite youtube videos!

  37. LMFAO, LOVE IT
    ?????⚖️?

  38. Happy Halloween everyone watching this in 2019. Always a good thing for spooky mood.

  39. ???????????????????

  40. I ll. Stick with. Bobby picket. This version is stupid

  41. 5 years after this video was post, YouTube recommendations this to me…wtf

  42. I click this every time I see it

  43. Goood video made me laugh a lot! Was a bit vulgar but still funny

  44. Some people ask where's Dracula… I am asking where's Tall Man from Phantasm???????

  45. One Word….Brilliant. ❤???????

  46. Frankinstine: who is freddy krueger
    girls: he haunts your dreams
    frankinstine: Ooo he sounds like a real spooker
    freddy krueger: i murder teens you cant escape me B####
    frankinstine: LANGUAGE
    me: oof

  47. Why is the microphone pointing and bent the wrong way?

  48. Culture Club…Do you really want to hurt me..???????❤

  49. ? ? lol lol lol ? the monster mash lol ? ?

  50. Whats's with the Legendary Pictures logo in the background lol

  51. Love watching this!!! Especially now !!!!

  52. Harold the mummy from Under Wraps (1997): ugh un huh na (translation): Where was my invitation? Also where is the restroom, a guy has to go after being dead for so long.

  53. Recently came back here for halloween gotta love the memories

  54. The girl on the keyboards is hot…

  55. Someone going to be Courtney love for Halloween???..hahahah…im surprised that dirty cunts not locked up yet!!!

  56. Had to here you all again for Halloween.Love your video.Thanks for posting.

  57. This was SUPERB, I ""LOVED" it, well done to all in (The Key of Awesome) for producing this .

  58. 'Because I got high' Afro Man?

  59. then dracula became Helsing's Alucard, and shoved every monster's head up their arse

  60. He looks like Gordon Ramsey

  61. One of THE best tributes to one of the most obscure cultural gems…still come back to this…excellent work!

  62. That was awesome ??

  63. I like this song alot hahaha no matter how many times i hear it tho

  64. Thats way i don't invite my inlaws 2 my house they all look like them

  65. I have a wish of a song parodie this is Halloween time after all

  66. The song is this is Halloween ^^’

  67. Sorry I'm focusing on the waiter

  68. I thank u should do Santa come to town and glory

  69. I love it this song!! Awesome new version… ?

  70. This is pure genius. I absolutely love this!!!!!!

  71. I luv it, so much better than the original

  72. How about parodying "Monsters Holiday", also by Bobby Pickett?

  73. That was just awesome! No the pun was not intended but certainly fitting. Thanks for sharing this one!

  74. I think people forget leatherface is based on a true story. Not sure he should be used for entertainment

  75. you should of got @UCgV-hgprraRb071mumQFw2g to of played the part of those slahser monsters

  76. Leather face ??? Freddy Kruger,Michael Myers,Jason Voorhess,ghost face not on it but still funny jig saw and Frankenstein also the lady I don’t know ?

  77. And the wolf guy and the crazy cannabull guy.

  78. The mummy girl is lovely

  79. Love it. Good on you's.

  80. Hannibal Lector has his priorites all wrong!!!!

  81. Leatherface just killed Zayn

  82. “I like to play disgusting games”

  83. 2019, bam still listing

  84. Proper monster mash bobby boris Pickett and the crypt kickers

  85. This is f##king brilliant ?

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