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Ozzy Man Reviews: Rifle Check

Ozzy Man Reviews: Rifle Check


Welcome to check your rifle day. All this inspector has to do is stare at the other soldier. And he’s coughed up the rifle. He does some spinny shit. He’s like “If i find dust in here you are fucked”. “Let’s have a look.” “Good, no dust. Okey-dokey.” “Let’s check the shininess yeah, not bad.” “Watch this.” “Bam.” “Kapow.” “I can teach you that.” “And how’s your knife? Ohhh that sharp.” “That is ready to stab some fucken cunt in the eye.” “Good stuff.” “Let’s check the shininess here.” “What’s this? A fucken thumb print!” “Lift your game .Come ooon.” Spinny shiiit activated. “I do just wanna backtrack and check the point of the knife.” “Yeah, that is good. Sorry i doubted you soldier.” “What’s it like to hide behind?” “Good you didn’t see me at all then.” “Aaannd.” “The polish is…” “It’s good. I mean it’s good overall there’s room for some improvement, a few fucken thumb marks.” “And your handle, also needs a better polish.” “but overall it is pretty fucken shiny. It feels nice when i stroke it.” “And when i rest my hand on it.” “Yeah it’s good, okay.” “You can have it back.” “No worries.” “I was planning to go over here.” “Anyway.” “Let’s have a look at the back of your uniform soldier.” “I’m gonna start with the hat.” “GOOD.” “And your head.” “Yep not bad. And the jacket.” “Well who the fuck ironed this, look at all those creases.” “Fuck, me dead soldier.” “Alright, no worries.” “I’m now going to move back to your right using my ninja prowess.” “You didn’t hear shit.” “You can pick up your rifle in a second.” “Go on. Yeah go for it don’t do anything too fancy, don’t do…” “Okay that’s good, simple trick and let’s walk off together.” “When we’re, ready.” “Here we go.” “Good.” Good fucken show.

Comments (100)

  1. This is so weird. How do they not crack up at the absurdity of it?

  2. Its called a bayonet not a knife dickhead hahaha

  3. Watch this: Bam! Kapow! Wahwahwahwah! I can teach you that. ??

  4. It's one of the greatest honors in the U.S. Army to be a guard at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. It's tradition to perform these acts as perfectly as possible. You must "try out " to be selected among many qualified candidates.
    In a sense it is military drama. And to all the detractors I suggest you watch a changing of the guard ceremony. And give it a try after you've stood without any rest for up to 2 hrs. Or to make it a little easier 30 minutes , in 97deg heat, at 95% humidity, and in the glaring sun. Hell, even actors get to scratch thier nose, or ass, between takes.

  5. Very clean rifle….like the French rifles during WW2

  6. "What's it like to hide behind"

  7. That hitman was very calm

  8. Plz make one on this
    https://youtu.be/LUORAXL58t0

  9. Old rifle and two people doing robot dance ?

  10. Funny how people are saying this is disrespectful. But you know they are putting on a show for tourists first of all. I find this hilarious because after the Iraq war i really dont take all this American patriotism bullshit seriously anymore. And if the soldiers of the World Wars and Vietnam knew what our military has been doing these past 30 years they would be turning in their unknown tombs. So continue to get offended over jokes and keep blindly worshipping your mercenary army like a good little sheeple.

  11. Those guys aren't no joke,mate!..Arlington National Cemetary,Honor Gaurd…Go Army!!!! HOO HA

  12. I think all these routines are non sense. I dont get the point. ?

  13. Can't believe this is a thing

  14. His mum ironed that jacket she be waving in the back ground shouting ?….

  15. Who else thought the officer will drop the weapon while fiddling with it !

  16. Old man in red hat, Stan Lee Cameo?

  17. Wtf is all this show for?

  18. Do they really move like that?

  19. People pay taxes to these wankers check their shitty rifles and walk slow like shit.

  20. Brain robbed Muppets

  21. What a weird deal

  22. This is part of the changing of the guard at he tomb of the unknown soldier it’s a tomb dedicated to soldiers who have fallen in wars that they weren’t able to identify its amazing to see in person

  23. You know, I'm a year late, but this wasn't funny… You should stick away from highly honored military events… The unknown soldier… Not something to be comedically commentating

  24. The preciseness of Ozzy man..everytime….matching the actions with commentary…it was great work

  25. The future has arrived…in the shape of these two Sony Android Soldiers, Mk 1 prototypes!

  26. These men have got to be nasty at popping and locking.

  27. I’m not sure if it’s the commentary or what, but I honestly commend them for keeping a straight face through out all that fuckery tbh ?

  28. The guys from the first Outpost movie

  29. All I can see is robot dance

  30. The Ozzy Man could man toast sound funny.

  31. You really need to do commentrt in a cricket match really your voice is fucking good

  32. Fuck me dead soldier" hahaha classic mate.

  33. The ceremony at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier is the most respectful and dignified display of military discipline in the world.

  34. Now I know what they do in the army

  35. Army……… 🙁 🙁 .

  36. They don't do any of that shit when under fire

  37. Agent 47 training revealed

  38. That shit was oustanding. Look how fluid they move & how precise movements are…goddamn that's boner inducing.

  39. But why though?.. taxpayer dollars wasted on stupid fluff.

  40. I searched on google "autism" and this video was the first result

  41. They move like the people from Trumpton.

  42. Couldn’t finish watching the video. Felt asleep ?

  43. Taxpayer’s money.

  44. Is that dude on the left a young Tom Gleeson?

  45. What's it like to hide behind?

    Good….you didnt see me at all there….

    ???

  46. What a bunch of horse shit.

  47. Proof that humans are F****n morons!

  48. Note to self, bring my Australian buddy to a shooting range.

  49. why are they walking like robots……lol.

  50. Patience in Practice make perfect & Perfect make prepared for every situation

  51. Best Robot moves I've ever seen…

  52. That is ready to stab some fuckin cunt in the eye ?????

  53. "the polish is good"

  54. If Ozzy Man narrates my day: omg all this sh!t it’s about to finish directly in destinatio [email protected]!…

  55. These are Gruads of the Unknown Soldier. They are releaving the Guard on duty. The monument is for soldiers who gave thier lives and are unidentified or MIA. Altough I love your commentary. This subject is not something to make lite of at any time.

  56. He never checked the chamber before looking down the barrel I wuz waiting for the rifle to go off

  57. bam! kajshsjshsjs

  58. One dude checking out other dude from the back…..looked gay
    back in the day thays what we did to the chicks

  59. Training soldiers to act like robots. Great……

  60. Lemmie check all this while pointing at overseers heads.

  61. what the fuck is that even ment to mean? instead of teaching them that bullshit, the army should teach them how to manage money/buying a house ect, what the cuck is this even ment to do for urself? seriously what in the actual fuck?

  62. How you buy from Craiglist! you never check if it is working but check everything else. ?

  63. But can they do the Crouch?

  64. Who needs AI when we have human robots ???

  65. Need more spreadie to the gods stuff

  66. Whats the use of all this bullshit.

  67. Is that Stan Lee in red cap?

  68. So what the heck was this really about?

  69. ROARING LAUGHTER

  70. " it feels nice when I stroke it." Ya make me laugh Ozzy Man! ?????

  71. Ozzys died in the same war on the same side as the Americans that this video makes fun of. These are honerable men. Grow up…

  72. I appreciate the military commentary haha! You truly are one of a kind.

    Pity to them that take this serious

  73. the old veterans must be like…
    this is so unnecessary in war.

  74. Most importantly, your rifle will Kill

  75. Had a pretty shitty day. Thankfully, I got ozzyman to the rescue, to end on a high. Love from India.

  76. Unnecessary bullshit.

  77. Those new fangled Soldier Robots almost move like actual humans! Amazing technology!!

  78. 2019: Humans are so desperate to be perfect like robots.
    2050 Prime time news: Humans are searching for those imperfections that are natural traits of Humans. Imperfection is the new sophistication of being a human. Coz perfection has become mediocre with the advent of Robots.

  79. People are so still in the background.

  80. u can't see me ??

  81. I didn't like the way he was pointing the gun directly at the spectators. Embarrassing to kill one of them.

  82. Cool robots, bro.

  83. Human like Robot mode activated

  84. They should join America got talent

  85. Who comes up with this stuff? I don't get it

  86. Nice are sir, come with me

  87. America does not have much pomp and circumstances…But what we have is pretty badass..and mostly for the Military.

  88. Weird human mankind, Episode 9000.

  89. What's it like to hide behind, good, you didn't see me at all then. ???
    I was thinking the same thing. No I wasn't. ???

  90. I get the part that the gun must be perfect and clean etc. For the respect of the unknown soldiers.

    But why moving like an autistic robot?

  91. That is so cool???

  92. ?????????????????????????

  93. It must be humiliating to stand in front of people doing that shit

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