-(parent) Now, now, don’t forget to eat all your vegetables. -(Ian) Shut up! -That’s it, Mom! I’m moving out! -Me too! Love you, Mom. -The greatest thing ever just happened to me You see Take that, Mom, you can’t tell me how to be I’m livin’ on my own and I’ve got no rules Yeah, I rule my own house and I’ll tell you what I’ll do -(all) Ha! -First I’ll grab some milk; drink it straight from the jug Then grab a sandwich; eat it butt naked on the rug All these whack fruit snacks with only five in a pack -Only eat one -F–k that! I’ll snack till I yack [vomits] No more parents No more rules -Yeah, nice try, Mom, but I ain’t no fool -No more bath time No more hugs -And if I feel like it I will crap on the rug -No more Mommy No more Dad -Livin’ on my own; most fun I’ve ever had I’m eatin’ cookies for breakfast ‘Cause I don’t give a f–k I shoot your squirties in the air and scream -(all) Parents suck! -My parents ain’t around to tell me what I can’t say So I yell F–k, s–t, and darn every day -My parents ain’t around to tell me what to do So I leave the door open while I take a big poo -My parents ain’t around to make me mow the lawn Instead I’ll watch dirty vids with the volume on -My parents ain’t around to say I can’t watch certain flicks They won’t let me watch Bambi [gasps] What a bunch of dicks -No more parents No more rules -Yeah, nice try, Mom, but I ain’t no fool -No more bath time No more hugs -And if we feel like it we will crap on the rug -No more Mommy No more Dad -Finally I can wear my skanky top that I had I’m eatin’ shards of glass ‘Cause I don’t give a f–k I shoot your squirties in the air and scream -(all) Parents suck! -No one to make me clean my room each day of the week -No one to read me bedtime stories and kiss me on my cheek -No one to zip my jacket when it’s cold outside -No one to tell me to take my insulin when I’m about to die -No one to do my laundry when it stinks up the house -No one to cuddle at night when I’m scared of a mouse -No one to tell me not to take candy from strangers -No one to tell me not to show my peepee to strangers -Hey, Mom. -Hi, son. -Do you think I could move back in? -F–k, no! [dial tone] -(Ian) No, not my wiener! [groaning] To see behind-the-scenes footage and bloopers, click the link in the description below! [makes weird noises] Then get the song on iTunes, and if your parents aren’t around, you can get the uncensored version. Click the subscribe button if you eat cookies for breakfast ‘Cause you don’t give a f–k [Captioned by SpongeSebastian]

Comments (100)

  1. I like the song but i like my parents

  2. Please 5 like 🙁

  3. 1:43 lmao Sean Connery

  4. Lol who else is looking for their parents in the comment section???????

  5. There needs to be a "No more government"

  6. All Ian’s lyrics are about poo

  7. me vs hajime tbh

  8. still slaps in 2019

  9. Lol I was listening to this song 1 day before my mom kicked me out

  10. This is Nathan’s Dad using his account. Smash can you take this disrespectful video down? Thank you

  11. If Sean Connery was my dad I would never leave my parents.

  12. We should make smosh number 1 on YouTube again

  13. Anthony and Ian 10 years later ~come parents~

  14. My replay button got broken

  15. august 2019 and this song still SLAPS

  16. I eat Cookie Crisps

  17. My parents are the best parents I have


  19. I remember this song and I gassed it up more than it was

  20. this shit slaps harder than most of todays rap

  21. 1:48 that was weird

  22. Perfect song to an unfit parent

  23. 2:25 not my balls!

  24. Produced by Wheezy

  25. Hehe what a funny song

  26. The Smosh I want back

  27. This is the best…

  28. Smosh was brilliant

  29. This is the only good part of smosh

  30. Yeah this is pretty shit now

  31. Parents. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.


  32. This has to be my fav song lol cos its like true lol

  33. Anyone is still listening to this song in 2019?

  34. I watched this when I was 11 and I've finally moved out. I miss my parents.

  35. Fun Fact: This Is The Most Time They've Sworn In A Music Video Or An Actual Episode

  36. Everyone’s talking about watching this when they were 12 but like I was like 8 lmao I’m a baaaabbbyy

  37. I love my mom you little IDIOT

  38. Why is Anthony yelling?

  39. Every time they make a music vid its so aggressive

  40. I don’t think any of these comments are from around the time this video came out

  41. baby lan is so cute

  42. Uh no they don't, dweeb

  43. Ah yes, a time before Courtney

  44. cries in childhood

  45. Why does it say no mature content on this vid XD

  46. I remember watching this when I was mad at my parents lol

  47. Why is this a good song

  48. 2.14 plot twist of the year

  49. Replays for free

  50. Good days of smosh ?

  51. This is the 200th thing to go in my private playlist

  52. Og smosh brings memories

  53. When you move out 0:52

  54. I find this more relevant now as a 17 year old then when I was 10.

  55. I miss old smosh…

  56. I listened to this when I was 8 and I’m now 16 and tell me why I still remember the words

  57. Gonna play this in mothers day

  58. This looks like it was made in 2009

  59. F********************************************k you guys

  60. If you remember this, you deserve a veterans discount.

  61. 1:48 when I first saw that I thought he was eating Jell-O and had no idea why he was bleeding maybe I was too little even so I don't know how I missed that for so long

  62. wait it think i just saw keith in the backround

  63. S word more like Sword

  64. this is real smosh

  65. this was the shit when i was 8

  66. The beat is actually really cool

  67. I can’t take Ian serious

  68. They bleep everything but d**k

  69. Huuuuh miss the old Smosh

  70. Low key like this fr when you move out I was like 12–13 watching this I’m 18 now out on my own lol

  71. Parents: No more Bambi for today!

    Young Ian: So you have chosen, death.

  72. I love this song ??

  73. Imagine listening to this song and your parents is next to you lol!?

  74. When you realize, Ian is the parent..

  75. My childhood the early 2010s were awesome

  76. 8 years later and this is still a bop ? what a throw back

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