Season 1, Episode 1 – Why Are We Here? | Red vs. Blue

Season 1, Episode 1 – Why Are We Here? | Red vs. Blue

♪ Roses are red ♪ ♪ And violets are blue ♪ ♪ One day we’ll cruise down Blood Gulch Avenue ♪ ♪ It’s red versus red ♪ ♪ And blue versus blue ♪ ♪ It’s I against I ♪ ♪ And me against you ♪ ♪ Violets are blue ♪ ♪ Roses are red ♪ ♪ Living like this we were already dead ♪ ♪ Hop in my car, it don’t have any doors ♪ ♪ It’s built like a cat, it lands on all fours ♪ ♪ My car’s like a puma, it drives on all fours ♪ Simmons: Hey. Grif: Yeah? Simmons: You ever wonder why we’re here? Grif: It’s one of life’s great mysteries, isn’t it? Why ARE we here? I mean, are we the product of… some cosmic coincidence, or… Grif: is there really a God? Watching everything? Y’know, with a plan for us, and stuff? I dunno, man. But it keeps me up at night. Simmons: What? I meant, why are we out here, in this canyon? Grif: Oh, uh… yeah. Simmons: What was all that stuff about God? Grif: Uh… hmm? Nothing. Simmons: You wanna talk about it? Grif: No. Simmons: You sure? Grif: Yeah. Simmons: Seriously though, why are we out here? As far as I can tell, it’s just a box canyon in the middle of nowhere, with no way in or out. Grif: Mm-hmm. Simmons: The only reason that we set up a Red base here is because they have a Blue base over there. And the only reason they have a Blue base over there is because we have a Red base here. Grif: Yeah, that’s because we’re fighting each other. Simmons: No, no, but I mean, even if we were to pull out today, and they were to come take our base, they would have TWO bases in the middle of a box canyon. Whoop-dee-fucking-doo. Grif: What’s up with that, anyway? I mean, I signed on to fight some aliens. Next thing I know, Master Chief blows up the whole Covenant armada, and I’m stuck in the middle of nowhere, fighting a bunch of blue guys. Tucker: What are they doing? Church: What? Tucker: I said, what are they doing now? Church: God damn, I’m getting so sick of answering that question! Tucker: You have the fucking rifle, I can’t see shit! Don’t bitch at me because I’m not going to just sit up here and play with my dick. Church: Okay, okay, look. They’re just standing there and talking, okay? That’s all they’re doing. That’s all they EVER do, is just stand there and talk. That’s what they were doing last week. That’s what they were doing when you asked me five minutes ago. So five minutes from now, when you ask me “What are they doing?”, my answer’s gonna be, “They’re still just talking, and they’re still just standing there.” Tucker: What are they talking about? Church: You know what? I fucking hate you. Grif: Talk about a waste of resources. I mean, we should be out there finding new and intelligent forms of life. Y’know, fight them. Simmons: Yeah, no shit. That’s why they should put us in charge. Sarge: Ladies! Front and center on the double! Simmons: Fuck.
Grif: Yes, sir! Simmons: Hello, everyone. Now that we have our own YouTube channel, I’ve taken the liberty of reorganizing
everything for a streamlined viewing experience. Just hit “Subscribe” to put it to use. Grif: You’re supposed to convince
them to subscribe, not put them to sleep! You loser! Simmons: [sigh] I hate him so much.

Comments (94)

  1. Oh nothing here..

    just back 4 years ago watching this on Netflix and now on YT

  2. god i feel so old i use to watch R&B all the time

  3. Red vs blue is the swearing version of halo
    me: wait that’s illegal

  4. Oh my God after so long look how far RVB as gone. This will forever be my favourite show EVER. The balance between comedy, drama and storytelling/character growth is PERFECT. You grow so attached to the character in a fucking show like this. It’s so perfect. They all are so unique and the story is just so unique. It’s so fucking godly amazing.

  5. Just getting back into halo so time to watch one of the internets classics

  6. It all started here… Good series rooster teeth. Another great year.

  7. I watched since I was little

  8. Brings back memories don’t it?

  9. My best friend told me to watch this show for like,,, 2 years before I finally gave it a shot. I just kinda assumed it was like that white spy vs rblack spy show but with red and blue?
    It only took a whole 3 episodes of this show for my autism to go "SPECIAL INTEREST TIME SPECIAL INTEREST TIME SP-" and g od I love all these idiots so much?? I've only ever loved a series & its characters this much with ONE other series, which has been my special interest since I was 7. That's really saying a lot about how much I love this. Yeah, the characters are mostly all idiots and or jackasses but they're still so amazing and have gone through so much growth and never fail to make me laugh!! I only ever started playing Halo bc of RvB and now I adore both of them now sO MUCH,,, Rewatching this just makes me,, so happy???? God, i cant believe it took me until 2019 to get into this.

  10. Me coming back from season 17 like this did quality sucks

  11. Fuck yeah I love this Sirius

  12. I have this on DVD…

  13. I've never watched a single full episode of this, time to watch all the seasons at once, wish me luck.

  14. Almost 2020 and still watching

  15. oof these OG Times…

  16. I’ve watched this series 10 times already, going for 11

  17. Red vs blue is why I got a xbox one

  18. Why are we here? That's easy: Plastic!

  19. Currently watching to reminisce old memories. Restarting the series tonight !

  20. Coming back to this for the 3rd time in my life. Have watched this series through twice (obviously). Incredible how far RT made it.

  21. Me: I think i should watch this again

  22. I watched the whole series so many times, why did you move the videos to your website, still love it though

  23. Did anyone think this was going to go so good?

  24. Remeber when this was on netflix

  25. Yep, it's time for a binge. I remember this episode but I honestly never got into it that much. But now I think I'm ready to watch it all.

  26. Just rewatching the whole series. Don’t mind me.

  27. I remover this and right now I’m watching this on Netflix

  28. Watched all seasons so far, what a ride.

  29. I rewatched this series every time and it always ends the same way.
    Back here at episode one.
    Wondering why I’m here.
    Wondering why I can’t get enough of this.

  30. Blood Gulch Blues is the greatest song ever written

  31. Ever sense I saw my name in blue's team (Tucker) they became my team.

  32. First time watching ? heard this is the stuff

  33. Fuck it here we go again for another round 🙂

  34. Just downloaded reach on pc

  35. So I have now seen RWBY two times (three if you count Blind Wave's reactions) and I decided that now is the time to watch this one. The one that started it all. See you in latest season.

  36. Anybody else rewatching for the thousandth time?

  37. Bout to binge-rewatch the entire series

  38. anybody here looking for meme templates?

  39. I'm missing out on this, gonna marathon it now

  40. My brother saw this a few years back this is my first time watching

  41. Almost 2020 time to watch red vs blue again

  42. What is the song in the intro?

  43. Time to rematch this before I get out of senior year of high school and have to worry about adult shit

  44. Its time to rewatch bois

  45. First time watching. This should be good

  46. And technically, they answered the questions through out the series about why are they there

  47. I cant believe this was on netflix lol

  48. Just finished watching and I love this I want to forget it and watch it again

  49. I just started rewatching this, I'm getting so much nostalgia

  50. best series ever!!!

  51. I literally found this on Netflix ?

  52. This: exists
    Netflix: It's free real state

  53. Time for another re watch

  54. State alchemist did the same, so long before…

  55. I don't know what the fuck is this BUT IM LIKING IT!

  56. Anyone else here from 2019

  57. Oh my god it's almost 2020 and I'm still rewatching this and not getting bored for a moment. Phenomenal.

  58. little did they know [email protected] would be buying them for this lol but no really RT has gone down the drain and i've heard it's a horror to work in the company which kills me on the inside some.

  59. Sad to see RvB leaving Netflix. o7

  60. The decade is ending y’all here to rewatch some good old YouTube videos

  61. Someone mentioned it and now im binging it again.

  62. When episode 1 manages to make you laugh, you know it's gonna be good

  63. “Woopde f*ckin’ doo”

  64. Remember this from when rooster teeth worked with Netflix and watched this on Netflix


  66. Is there hate in the comments cause it’s old 4 years ago or 9

  67. Are these guys related to the other rooster teeth page?

  68. Damn this takes me back to 2008 when I first found out about rvb ?

  69. Hello ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
    Razmerry talks about this far too much, so I decided to watch it.

  70. 12/25/19 – they should have a christmas truce

  71. This went from a College project made by a group guys to a Full on Production.

  72. Who's re-watching this in 2019-2020

  73. Who's here after watching the Mandalorian episode 8?

  74. Whose back here after watching Episode 8 of The Mandalorian? First scene definitely felt inspired by RvB

  75. The Mandalorian S1;Ep8

  76. Anyone came here because is the Mandolorian episode with the two scout trooper?

  77. Anyone coming here after watching The Mandalorian?

  78. This is a remake, isn't it?

  79. How am I just finding out about this!

  80. Oh god the nostalgia damnit

  81. A NPC thinking about god and other stuff

    Church: Wait. That's Illegal.

  82. Fifteen Years Later…

    Is Master Chief still canon in RVB?

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