Silence of the Fireflies – Anime Crimes Division S2, Ep. 3

Silence of the Fireflies – Anime Crimes Division S2, Ep. 3

Oh hey, Mr. Joe! You gonna go catch that serial killer? No. Wait! I made this for you. I still love you. Die. Okay. これしかない
“I’m taking my place” 星空を仰ぎ
“Up in the stars” 目を凝らし続ける
“Looking for anything at all” 視界が開けていく
“I’ve been seeing things so clearly.” Whoa-oa-oa, it’s a T I M E T R A P 太陽に目がくらんで
“Stare at the sun until I cannot see” 痛くて空っぽさ
“All of the empty pain” I’M HOPING WE DON’T GET LOST IN TIME ソウルを昇華上界へと
“Taking my soul to a higher place” 惑星を解き放て
“You set the planets free” Taking a big risk by giving you access to him. I know. I appreciate it Mayor Watkins. You remember the rules? Do not touch him Do not give him anything with sharp edges. Do not discuss any anime you’ve watched lately. I’ll be fine. You sure? We gotta find those kids before they starve to death. And if anyone can think like a killer… It’s him. I choose you. Hello detective. Screw it. Time to leave this flawed world. Alright. The six goes on the seven… Agh! Welcome to Solitaire Art Online! This game has a single rule. If you die in the game… You die in real life. What? Failure to complete the game within 45 minutes, or any attempt to remove your headset will also result in death. It’s you, isn’t it? The serial killer! I’m next. Is that it? We thought you were a real fan but then you gave up. You turned your back on this city. You were a fake fan all along. And now we’re taking this city back. one dead fake fan at a time. Game on. What brings you to my humble abode, Diesel? The serial killer has two kids trapped, like in Grave of the Fireflies. I need to find him. I know where the killer is. But… I want something in return. I’m not authorized to give you anything. I want anime, Diesel. I’m not allowed it in here. For good reason. After what you did… Do you know what it’s like to be deprived of that life giving juice? That ramen-scented ambrosia that is Japanese animation? I’ve got a pretty good idea. Then you know it’s something you wouldn’t wish on your greatest enemy. I can’t place this card. I could keep searching through the deck. Or… The Draught of Drawing Delights. If I remember correctly from my time in the beta, It’ll replace this garbage card with something I can use. Quite a conundrum, isn’t it Joe? If you put down the Ten of Hearts, you can move one of the black Nines onto it and reveal a new card. But which black Nine should you move? I need to stall him while I activate the Trace-O-Tron. Think, Joe! Think! The Nine of Clubs is stacked atop of six other random cards. But the Nine of Spades is the last card in its column. What’s taking so long? You call yourself a true anime fan? How about you prove it? Who had the highest officially stated power level in Dragonball Z? Frieza, obviously. Wrong. It was Goku. His power level was at 150 million when he battled Frieza on Namek. Oh poor, naive Joe. In the Universal Studios Japan attraction Dragonball Z: The Real 4-D Frieza’s power level is canonically stated as 5.3 billion. Damn. I guess you got me. The last time you had access to anime, you murdered three Gundams. I would rather have hot glue on my hands than blood. Which is exactly what this city is going to run red with. Ahh. There it is. That fear. Always too scared to make a decision, aren’t you? Tell me, Diesel… What anime have you been watching lately? Don’t answer. I can see it written all over your face. My Hero Academia. [Anime Gasp] Relate to the protagonist, don’t you? A girl without a quirk searching for acceptance. I just want to solve this case. But why?
I just want to solve this case. But why? You’re not from Neo Otaku City. You’re a Prestige TV princess, aren’t you? Oh it must’ve been hard growing up the only otaku in a city of Breaking Baddites. You must’ve felt so lonely. Just like now. Tell me where the kids are.
– No, detective. I’m just going to enjoy reading you like the open manga that you are. You don’t know me. You’re as alone as Shinji at the End of Evangelion. My God. You couldn’t even keep your partner around and you’ll never see him again. No. I don’t think I’ll ever tell you. You think I’ll never see Joe again… because he’s the next victim! Uhhhh… No. No that’s not what I… I… I didn’t say that. But I will tell you if you get me some… fan subs. Thanks Chief. Came back! Please! No! I’ll take anything, I’ll take Warriors of the Wind! Please! Only one card left in the draw deck. If it’s a red King, you live. Yes! But if it’s anything else… Is this how I’m going to die? All alone with no one here to see it? No one to burn my vintage hentai collection before the paramedics show? I’m sorry I was such a dick, Diesel. Wha… What are you doing here? The killings. They were targeting outcasts. Losers, Failures. I knew you’d be next! I also thought if something had happened, you’d want me to destroy your vintage hentai before the paramedics got here. There’s just so much of it. But… I need you to know You’re not my mentor anymore, Joe. I may not have a quirk, but… I can’t keep hoping for you to be my All-Might. I, uh… I haven’t actually seen My Hero Academia. I mean, I’ve been meaning to, it’s just… You know, I started hating anime and… Maybe we can watch it together sometime. Ow. You will die, Joe! What is that? That… is the sound of justice. Chief? The kids are at Maiden Abyss. Got that shit on eBay. Got it. We’ll meet you there! Stand down, you two. Stand down. It’s all over. What happened? Well… The mayor was the bad guy. The mayor? Yup. Shot him real good. But he wanted to bring new fans to the city. Why would he care about fake anime fans? He said anime was for everybody. Well he lied Diesel. That’s what politicians do. Still! Congratulations are in order, you just earned a promotion to lead detective! Oh, uh, thanks. That’s what I like to hear! “Case closed!” Or, in the original Japanese “Detective Conan!” Well that all worked out. Yeah… So. You really done with Neo Otaku City? Nothing left for me here. Thanks for holding up your end of the bargain, though. I got a meeting with the housing board tomorrow. What about you? Chief gave me two weeks paid vacation. Think I might… Go over the serial killer case again. Something just doesn’t feel right. Ah come on. You’ve earned a break. Why don’t you come with me to Prestige TV City? Take your mind off things. It’s a long drive. I could use a navigator. Nah. Screw that. I’ll drive. They’re on their way.

Comments (100)

  1. and f-ing lolicons


  3. He's an Otaku but he said mAnga

  4. That was Geoff from mother’s basement

  5. What does vintage hentai looked like? Need it for research. ?

  6. So i Guess every time there's a new character in the opening that dude is the antagonist

  7. subtitles in spanish, please! ?

  8. Makes sense that the first episode with mother’s basment would be be the first with an sao reference

  9. Just noticed how perfect the intro is

  10. It's like the real sword art online die in game die irl

  11. loli-lewders deserves to be there


  13. Top 10 anime one-liners of all time…

    Number 1!!! “Die”

  14. He’s the worst kind of breed of gunpla people kit bashers

  15. whet the most entertaining thing about a show is spotting the subtle references

  16. Dude is no one gonna talk about lilypichu just randomly show up as a catgirl?!

  17. You is wendeful my old friends

  18. I still love you!
    d i e

  19. my hero academia, the main character is a girl…. lol It's a boy

  20. Rocketjump My Virtual Escape crossover.

  21. lol the licenseplate "D3J1V0"

  22. solirate art online more than sword art online sao

  23. realy hentai collection such a


  24. (Little kid) I still love you
    (Joe) * Die*

    That was horribly funny some how

  25. Lilly got a cameo uWu Nice !

  26. His license plate was deja vu

  27. LOL This GOT ME GOOD 0:33

  28. 2:43 Solitaire Art Online hahahaha

  29. Who use glasses with Vr ?

  30. "I still love you"

  31. Is this referencing sword art online with the beta and if you die In The game you die in real life???

  32. -I still love you.

  33. As my ancestors would proudly say.. "NANI!!! VINK-SAN IS ALIVE?"

  34. i still love you.

  35. i feel so bad for that girl

  36. 6:57

    JoJo reference

  37. What is the credits song?

  38. He said my heroe academia my favorite!!!!!

  39. So Mother basement is a anime News guy cool

  40. Gotta love the slaughtering of the lambs refrence

  41. 13:53
    Omg that dude looks like chadtronic

  42. I see that the chief is the bad guys

    initiate omaimamo sinderu sound


    deku: ok


  45. Anyone notice the Joes sign for the car says “D3J4VU” or “DEJAVU” the meme song,

  46. The Gundam Killer’s acting is really great

  47. The thumnnail made me WTF?!!?

  48. Its all ways the chief

  49. 12:35 be like 'WHAT, I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!

  50. There must be an episode where they have to go undercover in an anime convention, dressed as a sailor scout

  51. Awesome Anime Crimes Division Video.

  52. I only just found this series yesterday, and I'm at the end of S2. I don't know why or how, but this is just brilliant. Expert camera work, editing, music, acting.. .everything!

  53. 5:54 the it base of all might talking to afo

  54. omg finally a one piece refrence

  55. Damn, he did a pretty good All for one impression. Sounds pretty close to John Swasey

  56. It's hard to believe how good this show is

  57. I think we REALLY suck at picking new Police Chiefs in this fucking town… =.=

  58. In case you are looking for the Outro song: Turn Out the Light (ft. Maxton Waller). You can find it here:

  59. That digimon necklace!!!!!

  60. What is that song playing during the end credit?

  61. Wow, 30 seconds in and I can tell Joe really loves children.

  62. I still love u

  63. Deisel's a LAD guys!

  64. "i still love you"

  65. Hey!! The beam rifles of those RX-78-2 shoot cannon shells?

  66. Why u bully that child

  67. 0:34 when your ex wants to get back with you after cheating on you

  68. 12:27
    The car's number plate says 'Deja-Vu'

  69. トラウマ死亡シーンって聞いて

  70. Holy shit. A 21 Gundam salute. This series was amazing!

  71. ワロタ好きすぎる

  72. "I Still Love You"

  73. "i still love you"……."DIE" …………"okay"

  74. Vintage hentai collection lmfao

  75. Skip to 2:03 in vid

  76. Maiden Abyss…

  77. Joe: "die"
    Girl: "ok"
    Me: "same"

  78. I was drinking water during that opening scene. Usually you’d just spit the water but I literally nearly choked to death. Great scene!

  79. This guy got so fat

  80. Are we all here because the word hen wearing a tie

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