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Sumo Wrestling with Conan O’Brien | Kevin Hart: What The Fit Episode 1 | Laugh Out Loud Network

♪ Babada-dooba-doodu-
bang-bang ♪ ♪ Booba-dooba-doo-bee
bado-daba-dabeep-bop ♪I believe in this
health and wellness.
I believe
in this fitness lifestyle.
You know what?
Why not drag
one of my closest friends
in with me? So I’m waiting on Conan O’Brien
to come outside now. I’m about to take his old
ass to the gym with me, his old, pale ass. –There he is.
Hey.– Good to see you.
– Hey. Good to see you too. How you doing? – Not good.
– Not good? What happened? I’m here.
Long night, Conan. Okay. Nothing’s gonna
make you feel better than a good workout.
Here’s my thought, nothing gets the endorphins
going like wrestling with large naked men. – Okay. That’s…
– You wanna hear what we’re – gonna do today?
– What are we gonna do? We’re gonna
sumo wrestle.( music playing )( yelling in
foreign language ) It was interesting
because I was watching male pornography
when a pop-up ad came up for male sumo wrestling
and I thought, – “That’s what I see
when I look in the mirror.”
– ( laughs ) So… You’re a damaged soul. It’s not my fault. Grew up in
a rough neighborhood. Enough. – Conan, enough.
– (laughs) How does your
wife do it? How does she do it? Well, I’ll be honest,
she never seems quite happy. – Oh, my God.
– ( laughs ) Oh, my God. So listen,
sumo wrestlers burn up to 30,000 calories
a day. – Are you serious?
– Yeah. So here’s what
we got to do, – we got to carbo load if–
– We got to what? There’s a new school
of thought, very new. It says,
before you exercise you have to get
as many fats, and as much sugar
into you as possible. This is what I always do
when I walk into a restaurant. Watch this. Hey, folks, everyone
settle down, yeah. Some pretty
big celebrities just walked
into the room. Let’s not get crazy,
all right? This happens every day,
just settle down. I do that every time
I walk into a joint. ( laughs ) Waitress:
Good morning.
Can I get you guys some coffee maybe? Yeah, actually
let me get a… black coffee. – Okay.
– Do want a coffee? Yeah.
Do you have beer? – I do, yes.
– Wait, what? – Do you have Sam Adams?
– I sure do. – Give me a Sam Adams.
– No, no. Stop. No – I want a Sam Adams.
I want to carbo load.
– I’ll go ahead – and get that for him.
– I order for me, – he orders for him.
– it’s a good starter
for the morning. – I’ll get a Sam Adams.
– And you’re old enough, right? – I love you. ( growls )
– I’ll be right back. ( laughs ) Women love it
when you… ( growls ) Conan. All right, that’s it. Do you want
some of this? This is free.
You can have as many of these – as you want.
– Hey, Conan, don’t do that. I take these when I go… – All right, all right.
– …to a restaurant. – All right.
– We don’t need the Sam Adams. – There you go.
– Sam Adams is a good beer. Would you guys
like to order? – Conan: Yeah.
– Kevin: Give me some scrambled – egg whites.
– scrambled egg whites, okay. Turkey bacon,
and let me get – the whole wheat toast.
– Would you like that with butter? – No. Ugh.
– No butter? – No butter.
– Eat healthy all the way. – Yeah. Healthy all the way.
– Okay. – Thank you.
– What about you? All right, I would like
two Belgian waffles – with whipped cream.
– Okay. I would like bacon, I would also
like sausage. Give me a ham steak. I would also like
to have pancakes. How many do you want? – I want like nine pancakes.
– Nine of them. – Stop.
– Okay. I would also like– Excuse me,
did I interrupt your order? – Okay. Stop.
– Did I interrupt your order? – Okay?
– Okay, perfect. Does anybody else here
not care about their heart? – ( laughter )
– Waitress: All right, all set. We got some sausage,
nine pancakes, waffles, second waffle. I’m not paying
for this ( bleep ). I’ll pay for it, okay?( music playing )– Can we get that pie to go?
– You sure can. – Yes, can I get another beer?
– All right, that’s enough. – Right.
– That’s enough, let’s go. – Let’s go.
– Wait up. – Just give me a second.
– Thank you, ma’am. – Check.
– Conan: No, no. – I think we’re good.
– Check! Check! That’s enough,
you don’t need this. – I’m gonna take that with me.
– That’s enough. – Oh, what did you do that for?
– Just pay the bill. – Pay the bill.
– That was a good beer. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you.
Everyone have a great meal – and a terrific day, right?
– Man: Yeah. U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! What the hell is wrong
with you, people? – ( laughter )
– ( Conan grumbles ) – Waitress: Have a good day,
– Conan: Thank you. Kevin:
Listen, listen, – U.S.A. U.S.A…
– Yeah. And I love nobody… – Nobody says…
– Nobody says anything. – “What’s wrong
with you people?”
– ( laughter )( music playing )You chanted “U…” – Do you want pie?
– No. I don’t want pie.( music playing )To be
completely honest, I don’t feel
great right now. I think the beer
might have been a mistake, might have been.
I’m not putting it in the definite mistake
column yet. Belgian waffle
was a mistake. – What are you talking about?
– Pancakes. I just don’t
feel great. I feel a little sluggish
because of– I think because of
what I ate. I think I’m gonna
have diarrhea in like half an hour. Of course you are.
That’s great. This is your car, right? – Of course.
– I’d hate to have diarrhea – In my car.
– Of course. Right. Are you– are you serious
right now? I wish I was wearing
an adult diaper. That’s great.
That’s perfect. Because then I would
just ( bleep ) right now. Of course you would. Of course,
it’d be an odor – not pleasant for you, but…
– That’s right. – if it’s a good diaper…
– That’s right. Maybe if we could
just refrain – from…
– Okay. – from doing it now.
– Okay. Listen to me,
when we get there I’m gonna have diarrhea, – we’ll get that out of way,
– That’s good. we’ll evacuate my bowels, – Then I’m ready
to sumo wrestle.
– Okay.( music playing )Kevin:
I can’t believe you dragged me
into this ( bleep ). Doesn’t it feel good
to not be in a gym? Doesn’t it feel
good to be – in this beautiful setting?
– I’m not knocking that, I’m not knocking that. I’m not
a negative Nancy. I’ll embrace what you said
and what– Oh, my god.( music playing )( yelling in
foreign language )
Yeah. Yeah. ( grunting ) Yup. Nice, very nice. We honor you. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. ( man speaks in
foreign language ) – Yes.
– I have Nakashi. – He’s from Japan.
– Kevin: Nakashi. Nakashi, I honor you – and I accept you.
– Nakashi. You’re from Idaho? – Kevin: From Idaho?
– I’m not gonna bow to Idaho. He’s not real. – Are you a champion?
– Five-time champion, – U.S. champion.
– From Idaho? – Kelly: Yup.
– That’s a yes! – U.S.A.! U.S….
– No, stop it, stop it, Don’t do that.
Okay, well, hey, hey, good,
hey, baby, Conan:
I honor you – and the state of Idaho.
– There you go. Kevin:
Okay. Can we put it on over?
‘Cause no one wants to see my body. Time out. I’m not– I’m not gonna put nothing
in my ass like that. I got way too much
( bleep ) for that.( gong strike )– Yeah, me too.
– I’m being honest. We have large penises. Well, I mean,
come on. – Hold on, hold on, hold on.
– That’s not– – that’s not– that’s not…
– What’s that? I wanted to do it – and, get,
include myself and…
– That’s not–stop it. – What’s that?
– Stop it. Wrap me up, cuz. I feel like I’m getting
violated, cuz. Conan:
This feels good.
Did you like that feeling? It’s just right up
in there. – This is crazy, guys.
– See, well, this is– this is what
it looks like. There’s no–
it’s a kind of white – you don’t see a lot.
– Oh, God. ( strained )
Yeah, that’s good. ( grunting ) I think that’s enough. Hold on, keep pulling.
Keep going, that’s good. Kevin:
Oh, come on,
that’s not… – That’s good.
– Okay, you’re ready. –♪ Give it up ♪
– Now, I’m gonna show you
thatmatawari,it’s very important
for sumo wrestlers.It’s flexibility.Y’all need to start
throwing tights up – under to this ( bleep ).
– Okay, go ahead guys. Idaho, that’s enough.
Hey, hey, guys! – Conan: Oh, God!
Look at that!
– Kevin: That’s enough. Conan:
That isn’t right. – Jesus.
– Kevin: No, man! I’m not
looking at that. I’m married, cuz. Okay.
( grunts ) – What are you doing, man?
– I was just admiring. – Right.
– If you dip low on me, that mean I get to…
pop, pop, No, you cannot kick
or you can’t punch. – No punching?
– No. Excuse me,
let me handle this. What about scratching? – Can we scratch?
– No. – Poke, can we poke?
– You have to push– no, no poking. – No poking?
– What about this salt right here?
Look, what about this stuff? – Yeah.
– If you get close to me, can I do this? Eh. Conan:
Throw salt at someone? No,
you cannot do that. – Yeah.
– You can’t throw salt? Jean-Claude Van Damme did. So,
before the matches, we have the ritual. When you come the ring, – you have to bow first.
– Conan: Yeah. And then go down, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. – So that means…
– Conan: Okay. you don’t hide
any weapons in my body. – Okay.
– Right. So come, come here. I mean, really,
if you wanna be thorough, you would allow
an anal cavity search. – No.
– True. Conan, I don’t think
they’re gonna do that. – They don’t do that.
– Technically, if you wanted – to really be sure
– Conan, just stop. that there’s no weapon,
you would get your hand – inside my…
– Conan, stop it. – I can hide a toolbox in here.
– Yeah, it’s okay. You don’t got to open up
that toolbox, – Jesus Christ.
– I don’t get it. Look at this. All right, Conan,
you go first against Idaho. – What are you talking about?
– Whoo! – What are you talking about?
– Let’s go. Let’s go.
Match one.( music playing )Put him
in a body bag! Is that for me?
You put him– – Oh, yeah.
– Go ahead. Just go. Okay! ( yelling, grunting ) – Okay! All right.
– Jesus, – what was that?
– That was close. That was close.
Let’s try it again. – Go at him!
– Again! ( yelling, grunting ) What? Try it again. Oh,
how awful is he? Okay. ( yelling, grunting ) All right, stop, stop, stop.
Let’s just hold each other – for a bit.
– Hey, you cannot stop. We’re just gonna hold
each other. Kevin:
That’s enough. Y’all ain’t never
had somebody with that money
Mayweather style. – Okay.
– ( screaming ) Yeah, yeah, yeah! I got him
where I want him. I got him
where I want him, baby. ( slow motion )
Oh, I got him where I want him, baby. Time out. I thought that was very good.
I thought you did great. – Yeah.
– Bow, you need to bow. I ain’t got
no problem with that. How it feel to get
your ass whooped? East side, Kevin.( music playing )West side, Conan. Okay! Go!( dramatic music playing )Oh, you done
messed up now.( hip-hop music playing )( laughs )( dramatic music resumes )( grunting ) No, no! Stop. Start the match over. This is
how we do it. – Yeah.
– Guys, lay back. – Yes. Don’t worry.
– This is how we do it! ( screams ) Die! Kill! – No! No!
– Kill! ( both grunting, yelling ) Ah! ( babbling ) Kevin Hart
is the winner! ( cheering ) Show respect,
bow each other. Come on. Oh, my God. I made
sumo my ( bleep ). – Good job, man.
– Good job, you did great, man. Good job, guys. ( Kevin clapping ) – Good job. Good job, guys.
– ( screams ) – Nothing.
– ( speaking in
foreign language ) ( laughter ) Kevin:
Kevin Hart here.
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( heart beating )( music playing )( musical chime )

Comments (100)

  1. I didnt want this video to end

  2. White sumo wrestler looks like nj Kristy governor.


  4. Man i wish conan was younger, he too fun of a guy to become old!

  5. Kevin was looking at Conan the way that Chance The Rapper was looking at Kevin in their "What The Fit" video. Pure embarrassment!

  6. Kevin is stupid lmao ?

  7. I totally remember when Kev told Floyd M Jr. the salt trick???

  8. For once Kevin isn't the funniest person in a video lmao

  9. conan is too damn funny, i have the flu and i’m dying im laughing so hard and my throat is killing me ?

  10. Heeyyyyyooooooo Idaho falls!!!

  11. Summo will also be scary ..

  12. I Live in Idaho Falls!!!!

    At least someone here can do something

  13. Might just be my fantastic metabolism talking, but Conan's breakfast order looks great! But I guess for people who worry about weight maybe not so much.

  14. Weird don’t think Kevin tried to be disrespectful Conan is funny

  15. I would love to see Conan and Kevin in a comedy movie together.

  16. conan blends in perfectly with the ring floor lol

  17. I found half of this hilarious, but they didnt really try when it came to the actual Sumo. They made a mockery of Sumo and i found it kind of offensive, as did the instructors based on what they said near the end. Made me kinda sad…

  18. Conan doesn't care that he embarrasses himself at all.

  19. Is this sumo wrestler from Mongolia? he looks very Mongolian and has this Mongolian-English accent

  20. this is by far the funniest video i had watched

  21. Is that the diner from pulp fiction?

  22. I would love conan as a friend. We probably get lock up together lol

  23. Actually the same sumo wrestler in One Direction's Steal My Girl MV

  24. Kevin hart is like daffy duck from loony tones (old cartoons) I GOT HIM I GOT HIM

  25. The leg between Conan's legs at 12:49, looked like something else at first…

  26. I need 9 pancakes.

  27. The guy from idaho has burned pizza cheese between his legs ??

  28. Kevin finally meet someone wireder then him

  29. Me when there’s something on my shoe 8:35

  30. Conan is the only white guy that can match kevins level of craziness?

  31. "Yeah. We have large penises."

  32. wats that undder their legs

  33. “You want pie?”
    Kevin” no I don’t want pie”

  34. Conan is like one of the few people that can make kevin actually laugh, thats how funny he is.

  35. The Sumo wrestlers are so adorable . KAWAiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  36. I couldn't stop staring at that waffle in the backseat

  37. The growling headbutt 2:23

  38. Only Kevin looks fit in this video??

  39. Conan was trying so hard. Aint even funny.

  40. Oh man Idaho… that stretch was rough to watch ??

    And Conan is blindingly white??

  41. Conan visted us in Iraq. He wrestled a marine. Hes actually a really formidable opponent. He let the Marine beat him but Conan could have pinned him easily. Thats a true story!

  42. Is that bayumba from impractical jokers

  43. Kevin cheated on his wife, didn't he?

  44. Compared to Conan, Kevin seems kinda prude. Weird

  45. The game between conan and kevin looked like chess of sumo wrestling

  46. Oh my god, Conan never fails to make me laugh! I was in tears!

  47. "You don't have to open up that toolbox" I'm DEAD ??????? Conan is hysterical ????????

  48. Conan is my spirit animal

  49. That dude from Idaho…his thing looks uncomfortable

  50. 9:34

    The Idaho Man: I GOT A TOOLBOX IN THERE ?????

  51. 11:02 I got u where I wanted ??

  52. Watching this in 2019. This is hilarious! I can’t stop laughing!

  53. Nice to see celebrities respect Idaho.??

  54. Canelo vs Mayweather pt3

  55. Conan isn't all that funny, forcing his comedy among very honorable people in a most honorable and noble, ancient practice.

  56. 13:36 Kevin next to Corbin the hight deference lol ?

  57. @12:52 Sumo wrestlers were not impressed by Kevin's 'jokes'

  58. Imagine coming home after a long overtime shift and you find your wife giving oral to a sumo wrestler.

  59. 8.20 kevin says im married i can’t look at that???

  60. Patrick from Spongebob spotted at 8:15

  61. @8:57
    The sumo wrestler's laugh ?

  62. Kevin you will never be as funny, charismatic, or witty as Conan O'Brien. Your humor is for dumb people and kids

  63. Conan is a Havard graduate..

  64. Conan and Kevin Hart should have their own Collab Youtube Channel

  65. Beer ? for breakfast!!

  66. It’s like putting diaper on Kevin..

  67. Ordering food and not eating it is a disgrace

  68. This is a tad bit disrespectful.
    Same goes to the ballet video

  69. XD pulls out pie “Do you want pie”

  70. I didn't know Chris Christie was a sumo wrestler ??

  71. I need more of that ?????

  72. "Let's just hold eachother for a bit

  73. Lol the part when he says U.S.A LOLOL no one didn't say anything LOL

  74. I wonder how much they tipped her xD

  75. i dont know about you guys.. but i think that sumo pants looks like a diaper on kevin lmfao



  77. I didn’t know my brother was in the vid ?

  78. Conan: stuffs his pockets with jam packets

    Also conan: orders like $100 worth of food

  79. Kevin heart looks high

  80. i love kevin but you know what they say about big trucks and small guys…

  81. 9:35 Idaho like I could hide a tool box in here.. ????????

  82. imagine the rock was here

  83. Legend has it Conan is still evacuating his bowls

  84. That restaurant looks a hell of a lot like the one off of pulp fiction

  85. Can we get Conan, Kevin, and, Dwayne together please!

  86. The dinner from pulp fiction!


  88. “Jean Claude Van Damme did.”

  89. Come on guys I live in Idaho I was born and raised here what's wrong with Idaho come on guys don't have to beat us up like that man. Lol Kevin wtf.

  90. at 7:13 the two people in the back just doing some weird stuff

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