Wa-hooooo! Thank you, Mariooooo! I now pronounce you … Plumber and Princess!
HAHAHAH!!! [Cheers] She’s beautiful. Goodnight-a, little Toadstool. [Baby Crying] Honey, are you ever gonna check on her? Eh, I’m-a playing my game. Well, maybe you should stop playing and contribute to this castle. If you’re not going to check on Toadstool, you could take Yoshi on a walk. Wa-wa-wa. Excuse me? I said, “wa-wa-wa.” All you do is complain-a all day. I saved your life. Isn’t that enough? Unbelievable. You literally live in MY house. But have you lifted one white glove to help in the last six months? This wouldn’t even be your house if I didn’t kill Bowser! Who has to deal with his kids lawsuits? ME. And in case you forgot, I’m
a Plumber and Doctor, not a lawyer. Then get a job, Plumber-Doctor! YOU GET A JOB. Royalty is NOT A CAREER! Hey honey! Today, the Toads were stuck in a pit and we had to get a cloud-fisherman and no not the good cloud fisherman the bad one so awful– WAHHHHHHHT! Whoawahowahowhaowhoa. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU FUCKING FAILED PLUMBER! Hey buddy. How long has it been since you spoke to her? Four games worth of time. What are you up to? The ghost-busting business is going great. Really sorry I haven’t been around. Well, at least I got Yoshi. Right, boy?? Yoshi? YOSHHIIIII!!!! Get out of my life! This man murdered my father! Sorry man, I gotta work today. We order you to pay 100 coins so this guy can get his life back. Braaraharahr brraagghhggh! What am I thinking? All I needed was a fresh
start.? Mario!? Yeah! That’s my brother! Yoshi Jr.! Take three of these and it should be cleared up in no time.