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Super Mario Run | Lele Pons, Rudy Mancuso & Juanpa Zurita

Super Mario Run |  Lele Pons, Rudy Mancuso & Juanpa Zurita


>>ANDREW: Hi mom!>>MOM: Hey John, uh…Andrew. Do your homework! I’m sick of the school [BLEEP] calling me.>>PEACH: Oh my God, here we go again.>>MARIO: This is getting so boring. Huh?>>MARIO: Same [BLEEP]. Same [BLEEP] every single day.
>>PEACH: Of course, every single day.>>MARIO: Let me go deal with it.
>>PEACH: Now you’re gonna go.>>PEACH: Now I’m going to get kidnapped in 1, 2… Help! Help!>>MARIO: Oh [BLEEP], who the [BLEEP] are these girls?>>LUIGI: Which girls?>>MARIO: Luigi!?>>LUIGI: Mario!>>MARIO: How you doing?
>>LUIGI: Hello Papi.>>MARIO: Look at what I’m dealing with. Should we go?>>LUIGI: Yeah.
>>MARIO: Let’s go.>>MARIO: Check it out, check it out.
>>LUIGI: Hello, hey.>>MARIO: Hello Mami, how are you doing?>>MUSHROOM: Hello, my love.>>LUIGI: Where’d he go?>>ANDREW: Aw, man. [LUIGI CRYING]>>LUIGI: Mario?
>>MARIO: Get up, let’s go.>>LUIGI: What?
>>MARIO: I have four lives bro. Just don’t touch these [BLEEP].>>MUSHROOM: Can I kiss you?
>>MARIO: No, no. Don’t listen. Come on! Come on!>>MARIO: Don’t touch her. It’s bad. Don’t touch her.>>LUIGI: Yo!
>>MARIO: How you doing?>>MARIO: Okay, okay, okay.
>>LUIGI: Concentrate, concentrate! Alright.>>MARIO: We just have to get to that one right there.>>LUIGI: Yo, but this one.>>MARIO: What are you doing? Don’t touch her! Don’t touch her! Come on! Come on!>>HANNAH STOCKING: Hey guys!>>MARIO & LUIGI: Hey Hannah!
>>MARIO: How are you?>>HANNAH STOCKING: Where’s my hug at?>>MARIO: Yeah, just stay the [BLEEP] away, but how are you?>>HANNAH STOCKING: Touch me!>>HANNAH STOCKING: Touch me!
>>MARIO: Hey, hey, Hannah look! It’s One Direction.
>>LUIGI: One Direction!>>HANNAH STOCKING: Shut up!>>LUIGI: Go! Go! Go! Go!>>HANNAH STOCKING: Where are they?>>LUIGI: See you later. [PEACH SCREAMING]>>DAISY: Peach?>>PEACH: Daisy?>>DAISY: Oh my God. What are you doing here?>>PEACH: How long have you been here?>>DAISY: Oh my God, like 10 years.>>PEACH: Luigi?>>DAISY: Yes.>>PEACH: You know what? Why don’t we escape?>>DAISY: Yeah! We should escape.>>PEACH: Why don’t we do this ourselves?>>DAISY: Yes! Let’s do it! Help!>>PEACH: This way.
>>DAISY: Oh.>>TOAD: I think it should go like DUN NUN NUNA.>>MARIO: What the [BLEEP]?>>TOAD: Yo.>>MARIO: What the [BLEEP] is this [BLEEP]?
>>LUIGI: I don’t know.>>TOAD: It’s a whole new world, mother [BLEEP].>>MARIO: You look like Aladdin.>>TOAD: I’m Toad. I make all your music.>>MARIO: Bro, we got [BLEEP] to do. I don’t know where we are and we gotta save these [BLEEP].>>MARIO: I promise I will get you guys out of here. Let’s just have one shot.>>MARIO: We have no time to chill.
>>LUIGI: We can’t chill bro.>>TOAD: Guys, just one shot?>>MARIO: One shot?
>>LUIGI: Let’s do one shot.>>MARIO: [BLEEP] it. One shot.>>TOAD: Perfect.>>MARIO: Two shots?
>>LUIGI: Let’s do two.>>TOAD: Two?>>MARIO: Three shots, call it a night.>>TOAD: Woo! Let’s do it.>>MARIO: Six shots and we’re out of here.
>>LUIGI: And we’re out.>>TOAD: Seven.
>>MARIO: No, no more than seven shots. I can’t do more than seven.>>TOAD: Nine.
>>MARIO: Nine shots and I get sick.>>LUIGI: Ten it is!
>>MARIO: Ten is a good number.
>>TOAD: Woo! Yoshii, hit it one time!>>YOSHII: One, two, three, here we go! [MUSIC]>>PEACH: Check that door! Just check it!>>DAISY: No, there’s nothing.>>PEACH: Shh. Shh.
>>DAISY: What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?>>PEACH: You can’t make any noise.>>DAISY: You’re an idiot. Don’t make noise she says.>>MARIO: Let’s go and save these [BLEEP].
>>LUIGI: Let’s go!>>PEACH: Mario!>>DAISY: Luigi!>>MARIO & LUIGI: [BLEEP].>>TOAD: I’m Toad.>>DAISY: You guys are idiots, okay?>>MARIO: It’s a-me Mario!
>>LUIGI: Luigi!>>DAISY: What are you guys drunk?>>MARIO: A little bit, I’m not gonna lie, a little bit.
>>LUIGI: A lot.>>PEACH: Do you know what we did today? We saved ourselves.
>>DAISY: Yes.>>MARIO: Check out our new friend.
>>LUIGI: I took 10 mushrooms.>>TOAD: I hooked them up, I hooked them up.>>PEACH: Okay, let’s go.>>MARIO: Okay! Let’s go.
>>LUIGI: You should take a mushroom.>>LUIGI: Let’s go!>>PEACH: Wait!>>ANDREW: Bowser! Bowser’s coming!>>DAISY: What are we gonna do?>>MARIO: Okay, everybody relax, okay. We got this, alright. We’ve worked way too long and way too hard and way too long. We’ve been in this [BLEEP] god dang game way too long.>>MARIO: Sorry, sorry. [BLEEP] the speech.
>>PEACH: Okay, let’s go!>>PEACH: Let’s go. Let’s just fight. Go!
>>MARIO: Let’s go.>>MARIO: Alright, come on, let’s do this. On the count of 3 ready… 1>>PEACH: 2>>MARIO: 3!>>ANDREW: No, no, no!>>MOM: Are you doing your… Are you doing your homework? I hope your not playing that video game. I don’t really care.>>BOWSER: Cheers man!
>>MARIO: Cheers bro!>>MARIO: Why are we always fighting?>>BOWSER: I don’t know, let’s be friends.
>>MARIO: Let’s be friends. I’m down.>>MARIO: Holy [BLEEP], we won!>>LUIGI: Where did she go?>>MARIO: Why are you crying, bro? Come on! Oh my God.>>PEACH: We’re gonna finish the game.>>MARIO: Should we go?>>PEACH: Yeah!
>>MARIO: Let’s go!
>>DAISY: Let’s do it!>>DAISY: What the [BLEEP] is happening?>>MARIO: Why can’t we move?>>ANDREW: Battery died!>>TOAD: I think the battery died.>>PEACH: Did he save it?>>ANDREW: And I forgot to save the game!>>MARIO: Oh [BLEEP]. [ALL SCREAMING]>>PEACH: No!>>MARIO: [BLEEP]. [EXIT MUSIC]

Comments (100)

  1. Mario needs to learn not to say fuck

  2. HaHA get it because… because the goombas are sexy? haha this is so funny!!! haha… and screaming and being random is really funny too! haha!!!

  3. Jajaja Qué chistoso Mario con Manzano le pasó a Bowser

  4. I love the sexy girl ??????

  5. I love watching this UvU even though it's um.. 2019-

  6. 1:24 Peach: ryffg

  7. Oooooo Nintendo I have Nintendo switch but I dont use it much -_-

  8. 2019 August! 😀

  9. I Love ist❤️❤️❤️❤️

  10. 1:23 I accidentally saw that this girl is not even wearing a bra!

  11. سحر خليل? عم تمثلي كير حبيت تمثيلك ?

  12. Are you and marshmellow friends

  13. I am watching this over and over again

  14. Did you guys know lele is latina???

  15. EnA tEwo thaRe

    Lol

  16. 2:15
    "You look like Aladdin."
    ???

  17. Bruh she definitely Aussie my dudes

  18. No wonder kids like this game so much ???

  19. 4:29 toads shirt fell XD

  20. Lol. That girl don't look like daisy

  21. So thats What happens when Mario and Luigi goes in the ground

  22. `John us to open discard

  23. Is speaking in spanish
    ??prees here

  24. Mario and Luigi r drunk

  25. Where’s my gurl Rosalina?

  26. All are drunk and high

  27. I am daisy!!!!!!!! XD

  28. Hisssdwdwddewq12,

  29. I love it!! ..Me gustaría una parodia así de Sonic The hedgehog.

  30. Love Juanpa???????????????????????????????

  31. This is the adult side of kids

  32. Did he say it's one Direction!????❤

  33. :49??????????????

  34. There's no Hakuna matata!

  35. Même si c'est pas en français c'est rigolo

  36. Best ever childhood is destroyed ?

  37. Can you guys make another one wih koopa

  38. I was going to comment '' is this lele pons and then I looked at who did this video and it said ''lele pons'' I felt so stupid

  39. 100 million views what

  40. Toads hat fall when they finish the fight
    ????

  41. 0:43 thats me with my friend

  42. Who's that it's l it's e it's l it's e it's….

    LELE PONSSS

  43. UydeeeeffrrFdwsxfbhgcxxgfnbgg 2++=74% rzghnhb&4

  44. Hey y’all ??‍♀️

  45. Who wants some tequila

    (Rudy voice)

  46. Stop it with anyone in 2019 ? Or anyone in 2018 ?
    Like I'm from 1899

  47. "……………
    .

    …………………

  48. Mario: rudy mancuso
    Luigi:juanpa zurita
    Peach:lele pons
    Daisy:inana
    Toad:anwar
    COMMENT WHO BOWER IS AND THAT MONKEY!

  49. 4:51 what just fell down???

  50. Lele:Mario
    Inanna:Luigi
    Luigi and Mario: bitches!

  51. 120 Million views omg

  52. Peach:Mario
    Daisy:Luigi
    Mario and Luigi:Bitches
    Toad:I’m toad
    ? that me just jumps into the conversation like well hello there

  53. Has anyone noticed Rudy's costume, he didn't wear it properly.

  54. Hannah. Yeah stay the .. Away

  55. 120M+ FOR A 5 MINS NOT MUSIC VIDEO? wow

  56. Same shit same shit every single day
    ??

  57. Lele: are u guys drunk?
    Rudy: a little bit

    Juapa : A lot

  58. I played this game 1000 times

  59. Who ia the girl at 1:22

  60. Mmmm ok but don’t just say bad words

  61. ‘10 SHOTS IT IS!’
    rudy drink the whole bottle

  62. wow this has 120 million views

  63. En el minuto4:06 es mi parte favorite

  64. Can i unsee this?

  65. Fuck andrew bi5ch

  66. 120 million views fuck me?

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