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I HATE YOU!!!!! OH, WELL NEXT TIME DON’T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!!! Arianna, give James your $200. You landed on his property. No, HES IN JAIL I’m not gonna give money to a criminal. JAMES: That’s not how you PLAY!!!! Mommy, why is brother screaming? Shut the f*ck up Sally, You don’t get to talk after stealing my LAST RAILROAD! I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!!! ME TOO! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS!? AaAAAaaA!!!!! Hi! What you all just witnessed is the phenomenon known as Family Game Night. Family Game Night plays an important role in the household dynamic as studies have shown that families who participate in activities together form closer bonds and stronger relationships with each other. So try setting aside some time to play board games with your family and if they beat you, cut them out of your life forever… Okay, have fun you guys. I…….Like board games I guess any game that doesn’t involve me getting up and moving around, I’m a huge fan of also since I’m bad at everything and don’t like playing games against someone who’s better than me I really love the games that don’t require any type of skill like the game chutes and ladders Which I just learned today has another name called Snakes & Ladders I’m going to call it that instead cuz I’d rather draw snakes then Chutes In snakes and ladders you have no free will You’re at the mercy of a single dice and I love it while I was looking up walkthroughs for snakes and ladders I quickly learned that this game was made for preschoolers which is probably why it’s so simple or how about the game Sorry which is the most unapologetic game I’ve ever played there’s some strategy in that game but most of the time you’re just getting revenge on the players who’ve wronged you and the creators have sorry knew this because the tagline Of the game is “sorry the game of sweet revenge”, which if you think about it is a pretty funny oxymoron Aha take this (Piece dies.) Sorry, I know how to play chess but like most things I’m not very good at it, Unless I’m playing against someone under the age of 4, I don’t want to play that game because shows everyone how bad I am at planning ahead. That’s a game That’s a hundred percent strategy based. It’s like the IQ test of board games beating someone in chess will put you more ahead Academically than anyone with a Harvard degree and you’ll get more babes However, there is one exception and that is it’s okay to lose at chess If you’re playing against a computer, even if it’s on easy mode computers are way better at planning ahead than anyone because I don’t know how but a Human made a computer that can beat the world’s best chess player. But the creator of the computer can’t beat the world’s best chess player… So I guess that means… It’s game over, we tried our best but we’ve peaked. whenever you beat a computer in chess. It was going easy on you Imagine if we made a computer that could beat the world’s best snakes and ladders player I would pay money to see a snakes and ladders championship everyone watching knows that the person playing is just some Joe Schmo that acts like the world’s best snakes and ladders player But they’re all still excited and there’s real snakes that you get to slide down. That would be amazing Sign me up.*laughs* While we’re on the topic of chess. I want to tell you about this cool sport I discovered called chess boxing. This is an actual competitive sport where two players play chess for three minutes then box each other for three minutes, and they keep switching between chess and boxing until someone either gets a checkmate they run out of Time playing chess or they K.O the other player. I love this sport because it combines two polar opposite games and it’s something that anyone can play brains over brawn Try saying that after I sucker punch you in the oh that was that was a good move I’m gonna punch you so hard in the balls for that. I know I just said I was bad at chess But if there’s any youtubers who want to challenge me to a chess boxing match, I will gladly take you to the ring and we can charge people 12 dollars just to watch. *and we can end it in a draw, you know so that way you won’t look bad in front of your fans* So battleship that’s another board game and it also got a big Hollywood movie based off of it I haven’t seen it. But I hope there’s a scene where the captain of the ship goes “men, fire at D6” and then there’s an explosion in the distance and then Rihanna who is actually in that movie says sir the aliens sent a message it says Miss… the captain goes, “Hmm” Someone write that down so we don’t forget and then there would be an explosion at the back of their ship an alarm start going off everyone on board starts freaking out except for the captain. He goes Rihanna send the aliens a message. Tell them Hit. also ask him if they think the situation make a good board game. And if that scene is not in the movie, I hate it Did anyone else collect a bunch of pokemon cards, but never knew how to play the game? I don’t think I met a single person who actually knew how to play the card game which was weird because in my school the Card game was just as popular as the video games kids would always show off their collection of cards and binders and everyone always wanted The highly coveted shiny Charizard card,(buy it on amazon or Ebay) you know which one I’m talking about, You know which one I’m talking about, *In dumb voice* You know which one I’m talking about. unlike yu gi oh Which had dedicated? Episodes explaining why these five pieces of cardboard were expensive the shiny Charizard was rare not because it was good in the game But because everyone agreed that it looked cool, but then when you ask someone hey, do you want to play a game? They would say okay. I summon my Charizard in Attack mode does anyone even know how to play the Pokemon card game? I bet none of these guys even know what they’re doing How’d this guy win? He didn’t even call uno/one. I can’t be too hard on the Pokemon cards because the card game I like is probably way more complicated than Pokemon I don’t know for sure because like I said, I don’t know how to play the Pokemon card game, but my favorite card game is, Neopets. I’m just kidding, That was a joke Kind of I did actually own a lot of Neo pet cards. I don’t remember exactly how to play I do Remember you have to get 21 points to win which got me into playing blackjack But it’s okay that I don’t remember how to play because no one else is playing this game I wanted to find some footage of a neo pet tgc championship only to come to the disappointing realization that no Neopets championship exists Which is sad, so if there’s any youtubers watching and want to find my score chioce square up, okay? But for real the card game I like the most is Magic the Gathering, and fun little factoids all three card games I’ve mentioned were created by the same company Wizards of the coast. Hey, is that a monopoly reference? I’ve been playing magic since 2007 and back then the game was a lot more simple. Look at some of these more recent cards first. See how many words are on them, And if we flip them over they merge into an even bigger card What if you showed these cards to my 11 year old self? I would have lost my marbles My favorite thing about magic is when Richard Garfield, I mean dick Garfield was first creating the game in 1993 he didn’t really have an accurate way of testing the cards to make sure they’re all fair and balanced and Ended up creating some of the most overpowered cards and magic and players today. Refer to these cards as the power 9 Because there were nine really good ones, which is why every single one of them is banned. now Don’t get me wrong The power nine are good cards, but none of them are like you in the game good. take this one. For example Ancestral recall all it says is draw three cards or force opponent to draw three cards… Which is stupid that they added that last part. Why would you ever give your opponent three more cards to beat you with? Now I know what you’re thinking. Wait a slightly better pot of greed which is a card that allows me to draw two new cards from my deck and place them into my hand is one of the top nine most powerful magic cards Yeah pot of greed is banned too. games play such an important role in childhood And here’s what they all teach us in magic if you’re really good at what you do No, one will invite you to their tournament monopoly white-collar crime is okay battleship Just guess and check snakes and ladders If you see a ladder climb it immediately… and no one cares about Neopets now if you excuse me I have to show this prison guard my coupon. I have that lets me get out of jail anytime. I like And when all is said and done I thought to myself What can I do to help strengthen this weekly tradition of family game night? so I Decided to create my own game based off one of the most scarring events of my childhood many of you might recall the traumatic Experience my sister and I had with Harry the moth and to help me cope I decided to immortalize this memory by turning it into a card game Introducing can’t catch Harry. I let my Twitter followers decide on the name and they went with this one. So good job guys Here’s a sneak peak of some of the cards I spent a lot of time working on this game, and I know you’re gonna like it, We’ve got a lot of recognizable characters like mr. Poe a https://www.fast-growing-trees.com/images/P/Live-Oak-Tree-450w.jpg mom Satan and Sandwich artist. We’re launching the game on Kickstarter today So check out the link in the description to get yourself a copy we have different reward tiers like holographic cards golden figurines and even a custom-made card if you’re into that the reward tiers are only gonna be available for 30 days and Given my upload schedule. I don’t know if we’ll be able to tell you that again. So I’ll post updates on my Twitter and Instagram. That’s right. I got an Instagram I’m trying to tell you that to follow me on Instagram. Thanks for watching And that’s how we’re gonna segue into the end card. (subtitles by Ragecat568.) Also che mentioned the streamys as I mentioned I said, hey man, I’m at the street or not at the street I got nominated for streaming. They didn’t ask they didn’t say Hey, do you want to be do you want to have to go to this award show? They just emailed me and said guess what we nominated you and I’m just like I didn’t ask for this so Yeah, that’s that’s a thing that happened. I’m probably gonna get 0 videos out before then actually I have to get a Halloween one out. So maybe I can get a Halloween video out before the streamys we’ll see but You know, it’s I don’t show my face off. What am I doing? I’ve never played 52 card pick them up there Have you ever done that? Now pick them up Thanks, thanks for watching the video wear your seatbelt by the way. (Tweaked by Xman230 :D)

Comments (100)

  1. 4:02 To 4:09 Me: Yeah That's Totally Not A Diss Towards Ksi And Logan Paul Definitely Not

  2. We got a lot of recognizeable characters like Mr. Poe, Mom, Satan and sooubway sandwich artist.

  3. I played pokemon with a kid from a different school on my transfer bus and whe ever won go the card that you played with

    I have 348 pokemon cards because of that

  4. i remember playing pokemon but i dont remember how to which is a pity bc i rlly want to play again

  5. I know how to play Pokémon, because I spent to much time in it. Better than having basketball cards in my dorm…

  6. Me and my sister were playing a game( not monopoly) and then I won she flipped the board!!!

  7. I know how to play pokemon via the cards

  8. I know how to play Pokémon!
    And Magic The Gathering 🙂

  9. Man when I saw that neopet with the sign my heart broke 🙁

  10. I have shiny charizard

  11. Back in my day, the God cards made u a God ?

  12. “…In attack mode!” Lmao

  13. Me: I’m a furry.
    All the other assholes at my school: 0:35

  14. 6:10 can we appreciate the fact that the guys shirt says "neopet me daddy" ????

  15. EVERYONE GO TO YOUR SPOTIFIE AND TYPE IN PLAY BY ENDIGO!!NOWWWW

  16. Get James on the Command Zone for Game Nights

  17. "And if they beat you then CUT THEM OUT OF YOUR LIFE FOREVER"
    Brother beats me at sorry
    2 seconds later… "Justin PLEASE I SAID I'M SORRY!"
    Fires a Rpg at meh brother

  18. I love pokemon kards guess what I have a shiny charzard……. that bluee!!!!

  19. I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GAH

  20. ….am I the only person that noticed that it's a stalemate (for the knight and the king)…stalemates are kind of like being better then someone but still losing to them.
    You don't technically lose, but you know you should've won so it feels like a loss.

  21. Arianna is such a cute name

  22. Cut them out of your life forever

  23. I know how to play the card game of pokemon

  24. Mommy why is brother screaming?
    SHUT THE ** UP SALLY

  25. At 5:5:57 thats me

  26. I’ve never had ‘game night’ with my family- just cousins but they never play correctly and that’s it

  27. nice music fjfhfdjdjf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eu vou ficar aqui (!!!!!!!!!

  28. I did at one point know how to play Pokemon when I was younger. Had the mat and everything for it. If I'm correct pretty sure it legit just like Yugioh. I could be wrong but I want to say it was like that.

  29. I know how to play Pokémon

  30. Did anyone Else see the loss ester egg on the picachu cards

  31. This video costed $5!

  32. aaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

  33. I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN LOOKING FOR THE KEN SUGIMORI SHINY CHARIZARD LIKE OMG I HAVE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER THE PLACE FOR YHE ORIGINAL JAPANESE ONE OMGGGGGGGGG

  34. 0:35 when u win a Battle Royal in Fortnite

  35. i learned how to play pokemon card game in about 2 days and it aint that simple
    i dont know how to play magic but im pretty sure its like pokemon

  36. No matter how many times I watch this, I laugh through the first part everytime

  37. How did you create that card game?

  38. HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF YUGIOH!!!!! I have all 5 exodia all of the god cards and i watch the show

  39. Peaceful music playing

    I HATE YOU

  40. 2:55 that JoJo computer tho

  41. I've seen this video about 57 times

  42. 0:35 Just me or does it look like 2 very evil sock puppets

  43. I have that card just mega looks the same just mega (charzard)

  44. Sir the aliens sent a message it says pokemon sucks
    Me:WELL TELL THEM I SAID TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH

  45. HEY I PLAY MAGIC!!!

  46. If you want a family feud play Catan.

  47. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
    ~Odd1sOut 2018

  48. 0:21–0:24 THATS NOT HOW YOU PlAY

  49. I Love this! I wIsH I wAs nEvEr bOrN!
    mE tO!!

  50. I came from "PLAY!" By Endigo so… "why is brother satan?"

  51. Yo that actually happened in the battleship movie

  52. Lol :17 his sister says she won't cause James is in jail (and a criminal), then at 1:03 and every other interview.. part… thing- from then on he's sitting in a jail cell… get it… hes in jail ???

  53. James I have a Jace indigouse mind mage the legendary planeswalker in magic the gathering

  54. Why is block in this? And why doesn't he get any credit

  55. I kinda ship u and jaiden animations

  56. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
    -James 20(?)18.

  57. Good move…I WILL PUNCH YOUR BALLS FOR THAT!

  58. The doctor sounds like blocko from life noggin

  59. "No he's in jail im not gonna give money to a criminal"

    "THATS NOT HOW YOU PLAAEEEEE "

  60. low key I’m crying?
    ??

  61. do u have a dad??

  62. Just nopaly not moneyply just noply

  63. I just used my Pokemon cards as bookmarks..
    I didn't know how to play, either.

  64. I have way to many grass type and i have 5 whole pages of grass types …. Im organizingy binder…. I kneed help

  65. I A M N O T P A Y I N G M O N E Y T O A C R I M A N A L ! ! ! !

  66. There’s a neopet championship I searched up it’s called :the Krawk cup island cup neopets championship

  67. Monopoly: * is spelled a certain way *
    James: “MOO”

  68. OH THEN NEXT TIMe DON’T MY MONOPOLY

  69. The remix xD
    THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY

  70. Honestly not too bad of a guess,the red light thing you hit right in the spot,James
    It's a *hit*…
    Although it's aliens that are attacking,fighting ships with some advanced tech,in the movie they fight some battles and stuff,
    even use an actual battleship in the movie,along with some funny commentary XD Overall it's not bad,
    they even use frickin water displacement buoys to make a grid because they couldn't use radar

  71. Omg i have 100 neopets in my house too :0

  72. I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN

  73. I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!

    ME TOO! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?!

    AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

  74. I know how to play Pokemon card game just read the card and do whatever it says.

  75. YOSSS NEO PETS!!
    ??

  76. Battleship is a very good movie

  77. 2:22 the person who had the white pieces didn’t win but in stead caused a stalemate because the guy who had the black pieces wasn’t in check but if he were to move then he would be in check ending the game as a stalemate therefor there is no winner and no loser. Sorry for being a nerd.

  78. tHeN nExT TiMe dOnT dO mY MoNoPoLy!i!i!i

  79. 2:23 should we tell him that's not a check mate?

  80. J=Jus
    A=Another
    M=Manbun
    E=Eating Cassette Books
    S=Santainiom is Nu word lol

  81. 2:22 that's stalemate though, not checkmate. It's not what you want in a game of chess.

  82. …exzodia is the strongest card in yugioh or maybe not Idc i just like pokemon card

  83. Yes fam I used to play Pokémon with my friends at school and magic and cheater??

  84. Kirby the neo pet

  85. THATS NOT HOW YOU PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY

  86. All i can imagine is him screening in his bedroom scaring his neighbors

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