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The Cruel Pool Challenge ft. Swoozie

The Cruel Pool Challenge ft. Swoozie


Today we reinvent pool by making it much,
much worse. Let’s talk about that.( music playing )Good mythical morning. I couldn’t agree more,
Link, because any morning
that includes guessing Russian snacks based on their mysterious
packaging is a good one. – Mm-hmm.
– And not only are we partaking
in Putin’s provisions, but we’re also bringing
one of our favorite meme’s to life,
in a brand new game
about starter packs. Starter packs.
But first, we’re gonna play
a game of pool. But not your ordinary
old, boring billiards. I’m talking about a game
that’s filled with twists
and turns, and evil punishments. You might even say
it’s cruel. It’s time for… ( “School’s Out For Summer”
melody ) ♪ Pool’s cruel for us guys ♪ Joining us for
some cruel pool today, it’s pro-gamer,
YouTube storyteller,
and animator and friends, Swoozie. Link: Thanks for coming, man. – Thanks for having me.
– We look like three Wiggles, if the Wiggles, uh, were… – Played pool?
– semi-professional pool players and one of them died. – What’s a wiggle?
– A Wiggle’s like a– – I’ll tell you later.
– You don’t have children. It’ll blow your mind, man. – ( laughs )
– I’m ready. All right, here’s what
we’re gonna do. We’re gonna be playing
cut throat pool which mean we have
to eliminate the other persons balls from the board
before your own are eliminated. – I am blue, Rhett, you are red,
– Red! and Adande you are yellow. But there is a twist. As you can see there are
different punishments around each pocket. So if you hit an opponent’s ball
into that pocket, they have to do
that punishment. And there’s another twist. There’s numbers on
the balls. So they have to do
the punishment that the pocket lands in plus the number that
is on the ball. which is a mystery, which will be explained
by our pool boy. Yes, Chase. Pool boy extraordinaire. We told you to dress
like a pool boy. Yeah, I’m a pool boy. ( laughter ) I’m just like, ooh. Link: The wrong pool, sir. And of course,
the last man with his balls
on the table wins. Does this make
sense enough? Perfect sense. Who’s blue balls?
That would blue balls? – That would be you?
– That would be me, yeah. On purpose, or…
It’s just the way
worked out. – It’s a sore subject.
– Oh, okay. Got it, got it,
okay. I’ll let it be. I’m about to hustle
y’all so hard. On some white men
can’t jump stuff. – ( laughter )
– Ready? – ( groaning )
– Link: Oh, nice! – Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
– Link: And nothing. – Mm.
– I’ll go easy at first. By the way, we don’t
have to call the pockets. – we’re not pool sharks.
– Aww. I’m gonna call it,
but if I go in
for another one – it still counts.
– Darn it. What are you going for? I’m gonna, uh, give Swoozie
the mouth open. Are you sure you want
to do that? ( all groan and shout ) I’m gonna need you
to relax. You’re at a seven,
I need you at a two. Oh, gosh. Rhett, I’m gonna give
you the wet noodle
punishment. Oh, gosh. – Number nine ball.
– Ooh! That may be a six. This is looking promising. Gotta really get
the angles, this is like geometry. Yeah, or like MySpace days
with the– ( shouting )
Yeah! All right, so pool boy,
let us know, what is
number six. His shirt is still on. Number six. – ( laughter )
– While twerking. Wet noodles down
your pants while twerking. Bring me the noodles,
pool boy. Now I think that
the noodles should
go down the back of the pants for
optimal twerking
and noodling. Yeah, you can’t
noodle twerk without some, like, back action
going on. It’s like mandatory.
There you go. No hesitation,
he’s going right in. Link:
Pool boy, you can help him. My hands are full. Swoozie:
Are they, though? I don’t really want
to be involved. He was just holding that
with one hand just a few
minutes ago. Link: You sure you don’t
want to scrape the bottom
of his pool? Do we have any music
for me? Twerk, man, twerk! I can give you a beat,
like a… ( beat ) Swoozie: Hey! Link:
Shake all those noodles loose. – ( laughter )
– ( applause ) It’s Swoozie time. All right, let’s do it, I’m gonna go with
the blue ball in… Wait, we already did that,
the wet noodles, right? You want more wet noodles?
That could be boring. Listen, I mean, that’s– I mean, but his ball’s
right there just waiting… just waiting to fall. Uh. Well, I think if
I miss this the internet and the comments
section will have a blast. ( screaming and laughing ) Okay, I’m gonna
try to get that blue ball down there to the mouth opener. – Okay, let’s see.
– But as we’ve already
established, there’s no guarantee
it’s gonna happen. I believe in you. Oh! – We are not good at pool.
– No, we’re not. So close. ♪ Peanut butter armpit time,
peanut butter armpit time ♪ Swoozie: I think you got this. – Nailed it!
– Boom, Rhett! – Game over!
– I can’t help my balls
are in weird positions. – ( laughs )
– So you have to… Ask for three wishes
from a genie. Rub the peanut butter
on the armpits and ask
for some wishes. I’m a little jealous
about this one. – Are you also the genie?
– I can be. ( laughter ) How are you gonna do… oh. Yeah, lift it up,
lift the… Yeah, as to how this
is gonna go down. I wish that for the rest
of this game, I don’t have to put
any more food onto my body. – ( laughs )
– Mmm. I don’t like that wish. – Wish number two.
– I wish that this peanut butter
was warm. ( laughter ) It’s cold? And I wish that I would win
but I don’t think I’m going to. – ( whimpers )
– Link: Aw! – You’re up again.
– This the blue balls Number three, right there. I mean, yeah,
if you miss that… – That’s–
– I mean, that would
just be… All right, let me,
let me– you smell really good,
by the way. Yeah,
noodles and peanut butter. Noodles and peanut butter
all the way. Trying to wet noodle me,
huh? Swoozie: Okay. – Yeah!
– Oh! All right. All right, Chase,
number three for me. Number three. While getting an atomic wedgie. – ( laughter )
– Swoozie: Wow. Okay, who’s gonna give me
the wedgie? – Who do you think?
– Um, I could do that. – Rhett: The pool boy.
– I can. Yeah, I’m a full service
pool boy. ( laughter ) I’m going deep with this
for wedgie protection. – Swoozie: Ooh.
– Because actually it’s really
nice to combine – these two things.
– You don’t want a noodle
up your sphincter though. – That’s true.
– Hold on! I didn’t put it
in my underwear. You want it in your
underwear? Might as well. – Yeah.
– I thought you were
wedgie’ing my pants, – but that’s not how
a wedgie works.
– ( laughter ) – ‘Cause like–
– Swoozie: Double layer, man. – Rhett: The ol’ pants wedgie.
– Swoozie: There you go. These noodles are gonna
be great… later. Rhett: Oh, gosh! Swoozie: It’s a good thing
he wore underwear today. Ooh! My… Now I’ve go it inside
my underwear, and outside my underwear
for no reason. – Perfect.
– You are doing great. – On three, ready?
– Rhett/Swoozie : One, two,
three. ( screams )
Oh, yeah! The tables
have turned. – ( Rhett laughs )
– Swoozie: Tippy toes. – Oh.
– You earned it, Chase. Rhett:
I’m just gonna hit it
really hard. I’m really going for it,
you may want to watch out. – What do you mean?
– I’m just going– He’s Leeroy Jenkins just
trying to make some
action happen. Come on, yellow. Link: What something can go in. Swoozie: Okay, stay back.
All right, great, great. – Okay.
– I’m going to go
for your number seven – ( squeals )
– so you can lick a shoe. Do you really want
to go for that? That seems very ambitious. – Look at Link, look at Link!
– ( shouting ) – Oh, no!
– He’s a pool shark! All right, number seven. – What does Swoozie
have to do-zie?
– I think I’m being hustled now. You gotta lick a shoe
while nursing a baby. – What?
– Oh, gosh. That sounds kind of fun,
actually. Okay, so I’m nursing
the baby, right?… Yeah, you nurse the baby. Do we have a name
for the baby? Uh, Polita. – Oh, wow.
– Oh, wow, yeah. Leave a blanket
for privacy, bro. Yeah, I mean, a baby
can’t nurse through the shirt. – I guess.
– Link: Apparently you’ve done
that before. – I have to lick it,
like…
– Yeah. – Yeah, just, you know…
– It’s nice. – ( groaning )
– ( laughter ) What does the baby think? It tastes like
peanut butter. Were you dipping it
in that? ( laughs ) They get into a lot stuff. Yeah, I’ma hope it’s
peanut butter, ’cause it could be
other stuff. Okay, here we go. This is
probably not gonna go well. – That ain’t gonna work.
– ( laughter ) – Oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa!
– It’s set up. I know that I can’t
make that shot. – I believe in you.
– I’m gonna try to make you
tweeze nose hairs, but I can’t do
these long shots. There’s not a chance,
but I’m gonna try. “Eye of the Tiger.” ( shouting ) – I made it! Whoo!
– Dang, all right. And what is number two? All right. – Bro is tweezing nose hairs…
– Link: While? while being tickled by Chase. – Coochie coochie coo,
coochie coochie coo.
– ( Rhett laughs ) I recently trimmed my nose hair
so there’s not much in there. – Coochie coochie coo
– Oh. – Coochie coo..
– Swoozie: Does he need
a mirror? I love that he’s actually
saying cochie coo. ( laughter ) The place I am most
ticklish is in the noodle. Nope, just kidding. ( laughter ) Take this– Take these
tweezers and get out of here. Uh-oh, see that form now? When I bend over like this,
the noodles really – kiss the tanks.
– Oh, gosh. ( laughter ) All right, so I’m just
gonna kiss the edge
of the eight-ball. – And get you Swoozie…
– Me? To don a mouth opener. – Le moi?
– This is a tough shot. Swoozie: I will… I’m impressed
he’s even attempting it. – Rhett: Oh.
– Link: Nope! Again, you guys are
at eight, nines. I need you at like
ones and twos. Oh! Blue into the cheese mask? – Oh, yeah, try that.
– Mm. That’ll knock him
right out of the game. – Okay. I’m not nervous,
have you seen him hit a ball?
– ( laughs ) – ( shouting )
– Rhett: Oh, oh, oh… – What?
– Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! – Aw.
– Okay, Rhett… I’ll tell you that
wet noodle really wants to come – but, uh, this is not
gonna happen.
– Low hanging fruit. I didn’t use the right
words there. – It’s okay.
– Okay, okay, uh. I’m gonna put–
I’m gonna put Swoozie
into the mouth breather. He’s gonna attempt eight. Whoa! What a shot! – I’m back!
– Nice. – And what’s eight?
– Swoozie: What? – Mouth opener.
– Swoozie: I don’t know if
I want to… while singing happy birthday
sadly to yourself. ( laughs ) – Here you go.
– I’ve never used one of these. How does it– is it like? Link: Yeah. Is this right? – Yeah.
– That is so right. ( laughter ) ♪ Happy birthday… ♪ ♪ to me ♪ ( laughter ) ( feigns crying ) ♪ Happy birthday to me ♪ Is that good enough? Do I look crazy enough
right now? That’s pretty great. Just a bit of a prayer,
but… I believe. – Swoozie: Ooh! Ooh!
– Rhett: Oh, oh, oh! – Link: What’s happening?
– Rhett: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh… – With authority though. – Oh, oh, oh!
– Nothing happened. Uh, let’s go here, here. – Oh, what?
– Yee! – Peanut butter armpit again?
– Yee! – You’re gonna give him
double P’s?
– Three, two, one, ha-ya! – Link: Oh! That was close!
– Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, you almost scratched! Oh, doggie! – I think you gotta lick
a shoe, bro.
– Uh-oh. And then I’m eliminated
from the match if you
make this. Swoozie: Oh, no. – He’s pretty–
– Miss it! – Uh! ( shouting )
– Oh no! It went in? – I Tiger Wood’s you, man!
– No way! – Number one.
– No way. – You gotta lick a shoe
while breakdancing.
– Rhett: Oh! – Okay, hit it.
– ( Swoozie vocalizes beat ) Oh, there’s no music.
Not for you either. – There we go.
– Whoa. – Rhett: Whoa, the old reverse.
– Swoozie: Directions there. – Is that even–
– Rhett: This is the slowest
breakdancing I’ve ever seen in my life.
He did it. And then there
were two. All right, so,
I think I’m gonna go – for the cheese mask in.
– Link: Go for the cheese mask. Cheese mask and the win. – Just cut it hard.
– Swoozie: Yeah. – You know what I’m saying?
– Nice and hard. Cut it hard like cheese. No more blue balls. Link: Oh, you almost hit
wet noodles. – Swoozie: Oh.
– Link: And PB. Aww! Okay, Rhett. – Ooh.
– Ooh! ( shouting ) We’ll do corner, corner,
cheese mask. – Ready?
– ( laughter ) You better.
You better strike it. If you pull that off,
you deserve everything that goes along with it. Aww. Nothing that you said
that was gonna happen, happened. Swoozie: Come on, baby!
Come on! – Oh!
– ( grunts ) You really set him up
for mouth opener though. Swoozie: I believe in you. It’s impossible,
you’ve got to go for tweezed nose hairs. Don’t tell me
I can’t do something. ( laughs ) Block his ball,
block my ball! Ooh! ( light saber sound,
“Star Wars” score ) – ( Swoozie gasps )
– Link: Oh, oh, whoa! Swoozie: Good job, good job,
back this way. There you go. Have you guys played pool
on the iPhone? I’m envisioning like
the blue lines and all that. Yeah. I’m much better at that. Yeah, all right so let’s get
right… into the noon. ( screaming ) – ( laughs )
– You did it! He came through!
Cheese mask Rhett! Okay, cheese mask,
what do I have to do? – While yodeling.
– Mm-mm-mm. – It’s nice and cheesy.
– Aww. – Swoozie: Oh, no.
– How do you want me to– you want it to go
over my ears. This goes over your,
like, neck. – ( laughs )
– All the way over. Down and that part
goes over here. – Oh, what does it smell like?
– Mm, it doesn’t smell good. Swoozie: Not good? ( Rhett yodeling ) I’m a loser. – Swoozie: You’re doing great.
– ( applause ) So we will never know
what’s behind that big
number nine, because Swoozie,
the most important player, – has pulled it off.
– Good game. – Congratulations.
– Thanks, man. Thanks for playing with us. Now, check out Swoozie’s
YouTube channel guys, and stick around because
he’ll be joining us later when we play a new game
about starter packs. ( Russian accent )
But up next,
in Soviet Russia, package food eats you. Snackaging,
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Comments (100)

  1. "When I bend over the noodles really kiss the taint" – Link 2018

  2. Link… Grey hair… Is this his hair changeing or did ilhe dye it

  3. “Me?? Le moi??” Had my dying??

  4. what will swoozie doozie

  5. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! You should have said "We're reinventing pool by making it much, much cruel"

  6. Swoozie is one of my favorite story tellers

  7. I didnt know swoozie didnt hit puberty yet

  8. I really like adonda

  9. Am I the only one who thinks that chase in the pool boy outfit looks high-key HOT!

  10. 9:35 thats not right

  11. Bring back the wegi e machine

  12. chase – "i can be"

    but what they dont know

    is chase can be anyone or anything?

    why?

    because he can be.

    no.

    chase is everyone and everything

  13. “Who’s blue basks? That’s a sore subject” ??? cryinnggg

  14. all those college students you could have fed with those noodles

  15. /_/
    (^~^)
    |>?>Hillo i haves many honeys would u likes sum it's free

  16. By seeing Rhett Twork i don’t no what I’m doing with my life

  17. 13:26 Rhett looks so sad

  18. Rhett twerking looks like he couldn't control his butt

  19. “I gonna put Swoozie in the mouth breather”-Rhett. Thus make me think ok Stranger Things 9:46

  20. "I'll tell you what, that wet noodle really wants to come"

  21. Pro tip : Don't trust people on the internet, So don't trust me

  22. Why does swoozie look like kanye west at 10:33 lol

  23. How am I supposed to remember who has which color?

  24. 4:38 "I can't help my balls are in weird positions" – Rhett 2018

  25. Swoozie busting out some "Rock It" by Herbie Hancock while Link was breakdancing. An oldie but goodie, just like me.

  26. TO THIS DAY IM HAUNTED TO WHATS BEHIND NUMBER 9

  27. 10:30 the ACTUAL ending to sixteen candles lol

  28. Thx for buying Smosh

  29. But is no one surprised that LINK, who has very little to no coordination is… kinda good at pool?

  30. Swoozie done put on weight lol

  31. 1:52 just what happened to Chase's voice it crack alot.

  32. imagine seeing your dad twerk on the internet (scarred for life)

  33. Leeroy jenkins!!!!!!!

  34. Swoozie looks so smol next to Rhett and Link

  35. Swoozie dosen't know what the wiggles are

  36. That wet noodle really wants to come lol

  37. I never knew how short sWoozie is.

  38. Keemstar assisted swoozie no fair

  39. Rhett was supposed to twerk. Instead he had a seizure

  40. Link hussling everybody

  41. "No more blue balls"

    -Swoozie 2018

  42. This fool gayer then Freddie Mercury

  43. can yu do ft marshmello :]

  44. He is so short OMG!

  45. I just released how short swoozie is

  46. Not a fan of swoozie ??‍♂️

  47. What do their kids think of them

  48. i always fall off my chair after they say blue ball

  49. Video from swozie 2 girls one cup of ice

  50. Cutthroat pool, someone's been watching The Last Waltz!

  51. (Rhett) Angelica (link) Eliza and (other man I forgot the name of) Peggy! WORK!

  52. Rhett's noodle tail the whole video?

  53. that guest is not very good at pool…

  54. It's strange to see Link being good at something.

  55. I knew the top comment would be the taint quote.

  56. I would like to think that somewhere there's two Japanese game show hosts watching this and be all like "oh those Americans are really crazy"

  57. Please do more of these omg ?

  58. Bring Swoozie back

  59. The noodles really kiss the taint

  60. YES! Wet noodles. While getting an atomic wedgie!

  61. Omg no… Swoozie didn't know about the wiggles ? what has this world come to

  62. i thought cheese mask meant that they'd have a slice of cheese on their face

  63. “We are not good at pool” as he makes 2/2

  64. 9:34 that wet noodle really wants to come…..

  65. when I have a bad trip on mushrooms I just watch gmm until its over. works every time. thanks yall.

  66. Don’t you ever disrespect The Wiggles like that again Link.

  67. Excuse me, it's sWooZie! (I'm joking)

  68. Noodle Twerking Rhett… I'm laughing so hard I'm crying send help ???

  69. Man i lost it at 8:55

  70. Link haircut was looking goooooddd

  71. Swoozie channeled Keemstar to win!

  72. You know you got a good job when you get to wedgie your boss

  73. "I'm a full service pool-boy" – Chase

  74. the funniest part of this episode was rhetts ramen tail

  75. Looking at them, and knowing Rhett is 6'7 and im 4'9.. I'd come up to like his bellybutton ?

  76. Comment_Section_GMM obtained: +1 Blast

  77. swoozie let himself go

  78. This is painfully to watch

  79. i am twenty four and can tell you i love the wiggles song ""fruit salad" great jam… only remember that one cuz i was a kid lol

  80. Link: take this tweezers

    Me as a grammar teacher: ???❓❓❓❓❓

  81. Why does swooning look like the main character [kid] from the show little billy

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