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The Viva (with English Subs) – by Sabarish Kandregula

The Viva (with English Subs) – by Sabarish Kandregula


Ok enough of your chanting… What should I answer, if they ask me about ALU? Do you know whom you are asking this? He’s come..he’s come Dude..did you see that “you are dead now” look he gave? Dude I am scared.. There’s nothing left to do, let’s face it… Viva incharge: Do you know or not? I read it last night only sir..I am not able to remember it.. Don’t worry about it…prepare well next year…I will see you then! What say? Sir, I am trying to answer sir… What are you trying to answer??? I asked you 5 questions until now…
and you gave the same answer that you read it last night and I don’t remember. Do I look like a stooge to you? What is your roll number? 21 Sir… It’s enough if you pass? Sir, is It possible to give me an 8 or something? I will wait outside ok? you write down how much ever you want…don’t hesitate! Ok sir..it’s ok..give me a pass mark..that’s enough. Ok, Call the next guy in… brother.. and do not forget to hint the rest that the viva guy inside is dumb and they can yap whatever they want. That is how they can score more! I will ask the next guy whether you told them or not..if I get to know you didn’t..you will get it proper. Ok Sir Go then. Was it easy?
Is he giving good scores?
Tough ones? Rubbish…take light.. Say whatever that comes to your head, that’s enough, He’ll give you good marks.. Now they are dead! What’s your name? Shannu Sir! Favourite subject? Communications Sir. Ahaa!! Really?? What are the uses of optical fiber ? There are many uses of optical fiber, Sir and optical fiber has many uses, Sir The uses are many with optical fiber because there are many wide range of uses which are used using optical fiber… Hello Brother…ok.. Do you have any clue what you are talking about?! I asked you to answer, not to repeat the question… Sure..I was just about to start now. Oh!..you will start now? What was it you did until now…some ritual ceremony?? Optical fiber is a kind of fiber and it is a very good fiber!! Optical fiber uses communication and communication uses optical fiber.. So, optical fiber plays a crucial role in communication.. Hence, this is optical fiber and it’s uses. What are you waiting for…say off Hence Proved too..say it off. Hence Proved!! Nice touch of Humor you have there.. [Sighs]
Let it be..what does ALU mean? ALU means… ALU only sir… WHAT!!!??? Ohh I’m sorry, I didn’t know that ALU means ALU… Leave now!! what’s your roll number ? GET OUTTT!! Sir, marks Sir?? Eh…I’m not giving any marks or anything.. Get out now! What is the use of a capacitor? why are you hissing like a snake? Did you bring a snake along or what? No sir, I read this..day before..just day before.. Okay! How can you differentiate between digital and analog communications? it’s like I m blowing on hot tea.. I read that chapter just yesterday sir…just yesterday…I studied everything except this one…just this one… What is ‘Apashyaam Paam Kiri Kiri’? I read that a hour ago Sir.. Just before coming here, I read that concept Sir… I am unable to recollect it, I just read it before coming.. What!!?? I have no idea what I just asked you…and you are saying that you read it an hour ago ??!! Just get..get out, GET OUT! Sir…marks? Just get out… If you are here for one more second, I will make you book a Tatkal ticket.. Next… Why do we need cathode in this process? We need cathode in this process because the process needs to be completed… But the process cannot be completed without cathode.. So, we need cathode in this process. Do you know how you’ve said it? It was like… Life is boat..boat is a life…so it is a lifeboat! Are you asking me to let the answer out? What’s your problem brother? Sirr..its coming!! Heyy..What is coming?? The answer Sir!! Have you been learning Viva or acting?
Sir, Can you repeat the question? What did you say?? You forgot the question itself? Alright, how does a processor work? The processor works according to the process, the process of processor is the processing of process… When a process comes into the processor, the processor processes the process and sends according to the process.. So, this process of processing the process is done by the processor.. This is the main function of the process of the processor… Just…STOP…STOP IT… All that I hear is the word Processor but nothing else… I will just ask you one more question… What are the different types of diodes? I am warning you once again, if you know the answer just tell it, or tell you don’t know…but don’t make dosa’s in the air… Sir…marks… For what do you need marks for? because you made these wonderful dosas in air?
GET OUT!! Tell me… say something!..something.. anything! Brother!! At least tell that you don’t know the answer… Aaah…say at least aaaah… Please say something! That is reason we call ‘Shakelaka thenewdragon’ process.. Do you at least know..what you just said? I said is correctly sir! Why are you yelling? “I said it correctly” bolke? Don’t I know what is correct and what is not?? That’s right…you know nothing… You schumk! Why are answering back with that tone? what is that rudeness on your face? I will ask you 5 questions… if you don’t answer them…I will kick you out… What is Impulsion? Impulsion is aaa… What is Compulsion? What is Compulsion?
Sir…Sir…just wait a minute.. What is Repression?? What is Depression?? Sir, let me explain Sir… No..no…Not even one have you answered! It’s over…You are getting a zero! Get out! Next… Define CNG! Pass! Pass?? Do you think this is a picnic game…Get Out!! Each one has their own act and their own unique style… Hey!…why are you here again? Did you know that the Viva will be conducted only once? It was my brother who came before… We are twins Sir… I have this double bonanza offer also??!! I am afraid how many variations you are gonna show me… Okay… Tell me about valve theory… Okay Sir…Okay Sir… It plays an important role Sir..Ok Sir?…Ok Sir! It plays a crucial role Sir..Ok Sir?…Ok Sir! It is an important process Sir..Ok Sir?..Ok Sir! Hold on… Hold on… It plays an important role… It plays a crucial part … It is an important process … All these three mean the same, isn’t it? leave these and tell me anything else! Okay Sir… Without this we cannot accomplish the task Sir…Ok sir? Ok sir! Ok? Ok? Your brother is better than you, he was talking rubbish.. but you are inventor of it! Ok boys!..so you are from b4 is it? Yes sir! Shall we get started with the Viva? Is the class empty? Sir, we’re already done with the viva! What??!! Who conducted the viva? I am the external and I am supposed to take viva for your section… There is someone inside doing Viva Sir.. This guy??!! this is the guy who took you Viva? He is your super senior… He failed Viva thrice..this will be his fourth time.. Let’s go… Let it go brother… he acted better than all of us!!

Comments (100)

  1. In 2019 still I watch the video…

  2. Anyone after elections

  3. Suuuuuuuuuuuper

  4. Who is watching in still 2k19

  5. Pandi ni chusinatu vundi nenu chuste

  6. Still watching… But got some dislikes… I think the dislikers doesn't have sense…

  7. What is apasham Pam kirikiri

  8. 1:44 that guy looks so handsome…He is super when he smile…His name also..too cute….Shannu….

  9. 2:57….super…

  10. One of the best funniest short film

  11. Timeless video…..?

  12. Whoever watching in 2019…???

  13. Any One in 2019…?

  14. I completed graduation in ECE but still i dont know the answers of those questions whichever you asked. This is beauty of Engineering.

  15. Comedy inka cheyadi….

  16. Anna Superr ?????

  17. Harshaa anna superr video … Shanmukh anna …Hence proved expression ??

  18. who watching in 2020??…

  19. Fabulous ❤️…… I see this frequently ❤️???

  20. Best of all viva videos

  21. Process one is the highlight of the skit…loved it

  22. Anyone in 2045??

  23. Upload more videos??????

  24. ఆక్ is పాక్ పాక్ is ఆక్

  25. ok sir ….ok sir

  26. 2min 30 seconds im the contractor of optical fiber laying

  27. Who else watching 2019 June like here?????

  28. Though I can't understand Telugu I found it hilarious

  29. What is the name of the song Harsha hums at the end of the video

  30. What is the name of the song that Harsha hums at 9:29

  31. This video will remain the same it was before

  32. Y capacitor is asked in english subject?? ?? Anyone in 2019

  33. One of the best short film in Harsha carrier iam like this short film

  34. Who are watching this video in 2019

  35. Super comedy. Please make some more comedies like this

  36. That processor part was very hard I think so?

  37. What's the song at 9:28 . Anyone?

  38. If there's one technology out there that isn't being used enough, it's fiber optic cable. Looks like there's still hope for Moore's Law!!!

  39. One video started a trend

  40. Anyone in June 29th 2019??

  41. Anyone in July 2019 ???

  42. i am still watching it in 2019 what a superb viva video

  43. The sensation ?

  44. Anyone in July 2019

  45. No one cares if you are watching in 2019 2020 2021….. Cause this video is the most hilarious on YouTube in Telugu

  46. best line ''he is your super senior"

  47. Gitam vizag cse b4

  48. Very good comedy ?

  49. Anyone in 2020 ???

  50. Iam big fan of viva team

  51. Now any body watching..???

  52. Aak is paak paak is aak aak paak karepaak dialouge is super

  53. What was the song that Harsha was humming?

  54. Shanmukh overaction

  55. Still 2k19 watching

  56. Anna make video on tiktok

  57. 11:13 my reaction after watching this.

  58. There are many uses of optical fibre and optical fibre has many uses……….And since optical fibre has many uses, there are many uses of optical fibre?????

  59. who are ready to watch this in 2030???????????

  60. Fentastic Jock ????

  61. Watching in July 2019

  62. 2019 but always fresh
    Like

  63. Any one watching in 2019 (July) ???

  64. These guys are highly talented actors and far far better than the idiots that are entering the industry with influence. This is very clean comedy????

  65. No one cares what year you are watching this…

  66. Who watched in 2019 july

  67. meeru enni videos chesina idhi matram All time the best video…ippudu choosina navvaleka chastharu

  68. Love the skit yar

  69. Anyone watching this in AUGUST 2019

  70. Anyone still laugh by watching this video in august 2019???

  71. Hi !!!!
    I am the new subscriber 2 dis channel…

  72. I am watching so many times this video is mind blowing ????

  73. Awesome comedy brother

  74. Comedy peaks lo undi…..???

  75. Lots of laugh from Kerala 🙂

  76. 2k19 August ❤️

  77. If I'm not wrong that is AU North campus main building right???

  78. 4 months away to 2020 ????
    Anyone there?

  79. more vedio cheyandi ra

  80. Extremely sorry "bro"

  81. mind destrubed ga unnappudu ee video chusthe mind relief avutundi thank you so much harsa anna& team

  82. 2nd person is shanmukh

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